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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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you have to see how hard this newscaster is laughing at this model, who phell over

:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

Did you see those noodle ankles???? :lol:

Damn phunny! :lol:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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you have to see how hard this newscaster is laughing at this model, who phell over

:lol:

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That's hee-lar-ee-ous!.......ummmm......a model?.......she looks rather skanky.......don'cha think?.......looks like Extreme Twiggy w/a bad hair day.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

But wait....why would one want to wear the rubber tip from the end of a cane around their neck??

or was that just to throw us off?!

And she said Judy had two or three of them. Judy do you have 2 or 3 canes??

tom Contributor
tom
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well, it's PHUN, that's why we talk about it so much....I mean, words like WEENIS and SCROTAL SAC are WAY funnier than......breast or boob :lol:

Uhhhhhhhh you all are cognizant that the above is like apples & melons oranges, right?

My usage of the word privatest, parts-wise, was meant to point south, keeping the comparison most comparable.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Uhhhhhhhh you all are cognizant that the above is like apples & melons oranges, right?

My usage of the word privatest, parts-wise, was meant to point south, keeping the comparison most comparable.

Oh come on Tom, you know you like your weenis talked about :lol::lol::lol:

(just teasin with you)

I have no opinion on the matter, if you (or anyone else) is offended than it shall be Sillyville law that we shall not discuss parts south of the border

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
But wait....why would one want to wear the rubber tip from the end of a cane around their neck??

This is precisely why I didn't think it was the cane tip.

Not that I have a better idea :huh:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Gosh guys, just woke up

It's time to go to bed and I just woke up.

we had left over Thanksgiving dinner.

Got so sick after and laid down and wa la........now awake.

I've been reading and catching up.

Ok i have a cane i every room and ALL HAVE THEIR RUBBER TIPS.

SO THAT'S OUT AND who would wear one around their neck?

rubber tip on knitting needles,,,,,,,,,,all accounted for and yes i knit.

what else........I was thinking gardening too.

but of corse the first thing i thought of was a condom too :ph34r: UCK.

I'll think on this and 'get back to ya' as Mrs. Sarah P would say.

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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But wait....why would one want to wear the rubber tip from the end of a cane around their neck??

or was that just to throw us off?!

And she said Judy had two or three of them. Judy do you have 2 or 3 canes??

well.....it was stated that one could wear it around the neck.......either way, I think that omits the cane tip.

....and Judy may have 1 or 2 of them........enlighten us Judy!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I don' think it's the cane tip thang . . . Em already said it wasn't a rubber condom.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I donno--the more I think about it.....it could be the cane tip. But they're not usually brick coloUred--at least the ones I've seen. Judith, what coloUr are yours?

Did we get our full 20 questions in before Em went to bed? Of course, now she's asleep nice and cozy and we're all here wracking our brains trying to phigure this out...... :blink:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
I like your answer, Ptaum!

So......if that's not it....let's summarize for a minute......

It is hard plastic...so not a condom

brick red...but not a brick :D

Could be worn around the neck......but ugly, so you wouldn't want to

Comes in different sizes....this one appears to be a large

You don't throw it away

Fits onto something else....but not a condom

Judy may have one or two of them......and it's not used for gardening

:huh::unsure::blink:

shoot just did a long post and went to do spell ck and ...........pooph, gone.

are we sure it's knitting or gardening related?

i was thinking bottle cap opener but that didn't fit and wrong color.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Oh, it's not used for gardening?

what the hell.

didn'ti see that

brain in a spin here :blink:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Uhhhhhhhh you all are cognizant that the above is like apples & melons oranges, right?

My usage of the word privatest, parts-wise, was meant to point south, keeping the comparison most comparable.

Keeping comparisons comparable, we have talked about va-jay-jays.......even know how to sign it!

And the reason I no longer think it's a cane tip is because it would have to be jerry-rigged to be able to wear it around the neck.

Same reason on my knitting needle tip idea.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

And didn't Emily say it was serious, or for a serious use.....I guess it could be the cane thing then

:huh:

:unsure:

:blink:

......am stumped by this one

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Keeping comparisons comparable, we have talked about va-jay-jays.......even know how to sign it!

And the reason I no longer think it's a cane tip is because it would have to be jerry-rigged to be able to wear it around the neck.

Same reason on my knitting needle tip idea.

agree on the jerry-rigged idea

was gardening ruled out.............?

can't go back to read it all sorry

Keep me up to speed here.

yep, just checked and the va-jay-va is stil attached............UCK again.

i'm bummed here.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
yep, just checked and the va-jay-va is stil attached............UCK again.

Judith.......you're killing me!!!!!!ROTF laughing me arse off!

Definitely not gardening related.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
yep, just checked and the va-jay-va is stil attached............UCK again.

Jeeze, that's good news :unsure:

Em's got some 'splanin to do in the morning :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I really must try to get some sleep.

Judith......will be lookin for your list of ideas in the mornin!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

I just don't get the connection to me. :o:blink:

I'll try to think of something.

She's ahead of us in time right.........so be better be posting early in the am. B)

How can she leave us 'spinning' like this?

nite all

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Oh come on Tom, you know you like your weenis talked about :lol::lol::lol:

It's what I live for!

:lol::lol::lol:

I have no opinion on the matter, if you (or anyone else) is offended than it shall be Sillyville law that we shall not discuss parts south of the border

Oh no no no . .. ..discuss away no matter WHAT anyone says!!!!

C'est tr

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Em???? ..... she's probably just got up....but COME ON HERE!!! Toot sweet

T'is midday here & I need to know the answer!!! :lol:

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Good morning fellow Sillies :)

I thought I would just stop by be4 we slip and slide our way to work :angry: We had some snow over night and now we are getting rain. YUK! Oh well have a Sillie Day all :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....wait :unsure: ....it's December already??? :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....wait :unsure: ....it's December already??? :o

CR@P!!!! . . . Once it's December . . . I'm behind . . . and this year, I'm reallllllllly behind!!!!

Mornin' all . . . We're waitin' for some feedback Em!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em?????????

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