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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OMG!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Hair Hats reminded me of one of my favorite things - -

Hats of Meat!!!!!! :lol: check out the photo gallery - -

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG!! How much do you have to drink to be willing to pile salami on your head and post a picture of yourself!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Does it have to do with a body part?

Um............not specifically... .... . .nothing brick-coloUred, anyway.... .. . ... :lol:

Horses rabbits horses rabbits horses rabbits...

They eat their poop

:lol::lol: Well, doesn't everyone?

Hats of Meat!!!!!! :lol: check out the photo gallery - -

OMG........perhaps some of those are horse and/or bunny cuts . .. ... . ....

:huh::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

and this:

This is a new spin on a traditional Australian swag hat. Designed originally to keep away flies, this new model with kangaroo mince finish also keeps the head cool during hot summer months. Adelaide , Australia .

:lol::lol:

why do these amuse me so much :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hats of Meat!!!!!! :lol: check out the photo gallery - -

Open Original Shared Link

:o Eeeeewwwww!!!!! <:gagface:>

:huh: ....ummmm.....suddenly my computer is acting weird.....and some of my emoticons are missing.......If I don't come back, throw me a lifeline :o ......I'm skeert

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Whew!....all looks normal, now........but hotmail is still uncooperative

Next question....

Does it have to do with behavior?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Next question....

Does it have to do with behavior?

Hmmmmm.....nope.

Hint: These two animals have an inability to do something.

What is it??

:huh:B)

C'mon, guys! It's way after 10..........gotta go to bed!! :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Sneeze?

Cough?

Fart?

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Sing in tune?

Dance the polka?

Remember birthdates?........no, wait,.......that's me hubby.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............................. :huh:

poop......she's gone

Why does she always do this to us?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Didn't PunkinPuss make earmuffs from the mincemeat he made of MushMouse?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Didn't PunkinPuss make earmuffs from the mincemeat he made of MushMouse?

:blink::unsure::huh: ............is this more eejitcational TV talk? :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Hmmmmm.....nope.

Hint: These two animals have an inability to do something.

Hmmmm I'd guess Bunnies CAN go down stairs .. .. .usually .. . .so I'm stumped.

I bet neither can figure out why (3x+3)*3 makes Joolz my idol!!!!! :wacko:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Hmmmm I'd guess Bunnies CAN go down stairs .. .. .usually .. . .so I'm stumped.

I bet neither can figure out why (3x+3)*3 makes Joolz my idol!!!!! :wacko:

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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I haven't been blue-googled this ad yet - - are TOMS an American restaurant chain?

I'd assumed it was the toothpaste, tho on second thought, I doubt non-carcass based is much of a differentiator in the toothpaste market.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OMGAWD on the hair and meat hats . . . hairy meat hats??? :blink:

:lol::lol: taum's doing algebra!!! LOOK AWAY SUZE!!!!!

Horses and Bunnies and Lisa's Hubby don't . . . do laundry? . . . wash dishes? . . . sleep with their eyes closed?

That Emily is such a tease!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
OK <_< ..............is that 'phokoinkidink'..... as in 'Faux'?..........yer playin wif me now :rolleyes:......but funny you picked those cities........I've been to both!

Ooh! Then let's play some more in the category of not-so-well-known towns my loved ones have lived in!!

Manistee or Marquette MI?

Aiken SC?

Carbondale IL?

I suppose Yakutat AK would be a stretch.

Eating a salad now - blech <_<

Well yer just not puttin' in enough good stuff!!!

Tho not cheap, my specTACular salad w/ smoked salmon, 'cado, toasted pine nuts & goat cheese etc etc is .. ..far from blechable ^_^

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Oops

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

They both have retractable reproductive parphernalia? (the males)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Ooh! Then let's play some more in the category of not-so-well-known towns my loved ones have lived in!!

Manistee or Marquette MI?

Aiken SC?

Carbondale IL?

I suppose Yakutat AK would be a stretch.

Nope

Nope

Nope

aaannnddd.....nope

New Ulm, MN?

Nacogdoches, TX?

Altemonte Springs, FL?

Limestone, TN?

Kernersville, NC?

Punta Gorda, FL?

They both have retractable reproductive parphernalia? (the males)

Yeah, but so do a lot of other animals..........funny to read, though :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mornin', Psillies!!

Well yer just not puttin' in enough good stuff!!!

Tho not cheap, my specTACular salad w/ smoked salmon, 'cado, toasted pine nuts & goat cheese etc etc is .. ..far from blechable ^_^

OMG. . . .... .that sounds soooooooo dee-lishusssss.........:drooly:

They both have retractable reproductive parphernalia? (the males)

I think all mammals do, n'est-ce pas? A stallion sure as hell does . . . ....the scariest thing I've ever seen is suddenly.......there.. ....... . . holy crap ...... . :o

:lol:

All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. .... :lol:

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. .... :lol:

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . they don't celebrate any barfdays. But what about Lisa's hubby??? Lisa, does yer main squeeze celebrate barfdays??

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho . . . it's off to work I go . . . bleh!

And any salad wif bacon on it is a good salad IMO.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies!!

Well the final walk through went great. We measured the new rooms for furniture. Now don't get me wrong but I knew how big the house was but seeing the mesaurements really set in how big they really were. Our living room is 17ftx32ft. All the bedrooms are 16ft long and various widths, the smallest room being 16x13. So we got room.

So now all I have to do is get there!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. .... :lol:

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

Have sex?

oh....no..........that's me:ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Morning Sillies!!

Well the final walk through went great. We measured the new rooms for furniture. Now don't get me wrong but I knew how big the house was but seeing the mesaurements really set in how big they really were. Our living room is 17ftx32ft. All the bedrooms are 16ft long and various widths, the smallest room being 16x13. So we got room.

So now all I have to do is get there!!!!!

So you don't really have the clean your closets then .... just put the stuff in boxes and move it to your new closets!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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So you don't really have the clean your closets then .... just put the stuff in boxes and move it to your new closets!

if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

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