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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Is, um.....anybody getting, like. . . .. . .anything else done today?

I stepped away briefly........put in a load of laundry........went up and down stairs putting things away........threw out newspapers........

Didn't even notice, didja? :D

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Yaaay for Manda! How exciting for you! Wish I could help you out!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So....from what I am gathering, Soozelle jumped in and stole the Queenship away and then took off for the cabin?!? That stinker!!!

AND, our goal is to now post like crazy and use up all of her 100 pages of reign whilst she is gone?!?!

That's about the size of it :D

Is, um.....anybody getting, like. . . .. . .anything else done today?

Nope--but fer me, this is the poifect day fer such pataughmnphoolery. Mark on plane as we speak, the same airline as was in the mishap yesterday..... :o

Patti, did you watch LOST?!?!?!

I didn't this week--it was to be a repeat of last season's finale, right? I do plan to watch once this season starts next week. Can't wait. :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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DUCK!!!!

EVERYBODY DUCK!!!!

IT'S 1500!!!!!!

On a different topic, I made cheeseburger chowder. Anybody want the recipe? :)

I thought LlammaLady was the duck?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Does anyone feel like we are going to get in trouble for this?

Maybe a slap on the hand, time out in the corner, grounded with no tv, privileges taken away for being such trouble making misbehaving kids :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Leeza is so phast we didn't even see her phlying up and down her stairs :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Yep, I've angled the bottom part around the weenal area.....

EVERYBODY DUCK!!!!

Oh gawd! :lol:

What the HECK was I thinkin? :huh:
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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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DUCK!!!![/size]

It's Didi! Duck, duck, goose! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh yeah . . . I've got laundry in the washer . . . <_< . . . be right back.

Ha! Me, too. . . . . . ...better get down there. . . .... :rolleyes:

I wish I could help but I need to get moved.

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. .. . . ...(shaking head). . . . . ..where in hell are your priorities?

:lol:

I thought LlammaLady was the duck?

She was a duck? Oh, yes.....that maddening, bizarre li'l song .. . . . . .

Okay! Stuff in dryer, NOW!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I've actually gotten a phew things accomplished in between posting. I like to keep busy....

Am putting off bringing in the trash/recycle bins, though.....it's so cold out there.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Janet, are you still watching Top Chef?!?!?! I was so PO'd at who got the boot this last one.....

Yep, I'm watching . . . and yep, I think the wrong person went home. I think the new judge (can't think of his name at the moment) with his line about only judging this last meal was the reason. I think the rest of them keep past performance in their minds when they make their decision.

I was glad they kept Carla last week. I don't know how long she'll last . . . definitely not one of the best cooks . . . but I love her personality.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Amanda!!!! You picked the coldest day in 4 years to move :lol:

How's everything going?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Does anyone feel like we are going to get in trouble for this?

Maybe a slap on the hand, time out in the corner, grounded with no tv, privileges taken away for being such trouble making misbehaving kids :lol:

Yes..... . . . . . . . . . me wondereth the same thing. . . . . ....

Are we doing a bad thing?

:unsure::unsure:

I'm sure the Oracle would have come to warn us by now. . . . . ...

Right?. . . .. . . . .. .

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Ooohh, a afrade to step away for phear that it'll take me too long to catch up. :(

Hey wait up guys.....wait for meeeeee! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Yeah . . . you mods would shut slow us down before it comes to that wouldn't you???

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Wheeeeeeeee! :lol:

The noive! <_<

Nekkid bodies......<:snurkleface:>

I really should be...

Did Bevvie ever phind her nose? :unsure:
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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None of what we're doing is against board rules.....PeOter, what's yer take?

What was I going to say?? :unsure:

Oh yeah--have ya'll taken a gander at the "Todays top 20 Posters"? :lol: Leesua's outdone herselph!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Amanda so happy for you and John!!!!!!!

Patti, they reaired the last 3 eps. omg....3 hours of LOST!!!! Kind of torture, but it was a little refresher and I got all caught up. Can't wait!!

Yep, I'm watching . . . and yep, I think the wrong person went home. I think the new judge (can't think of his name at the moment) with his line about only judging this last meal was the reason. I think the rest of them keep past performance in their minds when they make their decision.

I don't know all their names yet, but was it Leah?? I think she should have gone, she was the one who tied the lamb terribly (I kinda think she did that on purpose too) and she didn't do anything else to contribute to the meal but prep work.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh yeah . . . Lisa's question . . .

Lisa, click on "my assistant" (next to "view new posts")

Then click on "todays top posters"

You're leadin' the way, baby!!!!!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I choose to believe that our All Wize and Wondoussss Orakle would give fair warning of pending disaster...... :P

Pleeze tell me I'm rite! :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I don't know all their names yet, but was it Leah?? I think she should have gone, she was the one who tied the lamb terribly (I kinda think she did that on purpose too) and she didn't do anything else to contribute to the meal but prep work.

Yep . . . Leah . . . and I always look at past performance (hard not to) . . . I think she should have gone.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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:o:o

True Dat

:lol::lol:

.........as opposed to what?

.....there's yer 10 pages.....can I go eat now?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, they reaired the last 3 eps. omg....3 hours of LOST!!!! Kind of torture, but it was a little refresher and I got all caught up. Can't wait!!

I wonder if they'll use the little "cheat sheet" at the bottom of the screen this season? I found that helped me quite a bit. Lots of times no matter how much I pay attention, I end up looking like this----> :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
.....there's yer 10 pages.....can I go eat now?

yeah . . . go grab sumptin and bring it back to the computer with ya . . . :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
.....there's yer 10 pages.....can I go eat now?

You go ahead, girl--you deserve it! :D

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