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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

wow---all I have to say is wow......I missed ALOT today...too much to catch up on!


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elye Community Regular

Poeter! Hell, you've been reading along pretty steadily all day. . . . .. .have you gotten anything a'tall done at work, besides a couple of pics of yer pizzle and yer nuts?

:lol::P

Jestgar Rising Star
wow---all I have to say is wow......I missed ALOT today...too much to catch up on!

Fortunately there's little actual meaningful content...

jerseyangel Proficient
I had No idea how nice that would be. :D

Told ya! ;)

Patti, how is your loaf?!?!

Looks good :D

let me rephrase, life is better when one can randomly break into song and dance :lol:

It certainly is! :)

Heeeeeeelarryus. .. . . we're at page 1740. . . . . .

I'm picturing Soooozie's phace when she checks in on Sunday evening, poised to make some lengthy Royal Decrees. . . . .

:lol:

I was thinking the same thing--wait till Susie gets back and gets a load of this! :lol:

happygirl Collaborator

not silly, but 2 great articles can be found here (re: Celiac) - https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...c=54628&hl=

jerseyangel Proficient
Poeter! Hell, you've been reading along pretty steadily all day. . . . .. .have you gotten anything a'tall done at work, besides a couple of pics of yer pizzle and yer nuts?

:lol::P

:lol::lol::lol:

happygirl Collaborator
I was thinking the same thing--wait till Susie gets back and gets a load of this! :lol:

I think it'd be pretty funny to act like we don't know Susie, and welcome her like a new member. :lol:


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Green12 Enthusiast

So my excuse is I have spasms of the frontal lobe?!?! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Peter's pizzle!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I think it'd be pretty funny to act like we don't know Susie, and welcome her like a new member. :lol:

:lol: <snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast

at 2:40

Is that some sort of threat???

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily . . . how does Gus' cardigan stay so nicely put . . . why is it not sliding forward to his middle or shoulders??

elye Community Regular
I think it'd be pretty funny to act like we don't know Susie, and welcome her like a new member. :lol:

Phantastic idear! :lol: Soooozie will wax mental. . .. . ..

So my excuse is I have spasms of the frontal lobe?!?! :lol:

Oh, gawd, I am always being told this. . . ......

:huh::rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Is that some sort of threat???

This sentence is hysterical (oh wait, I don't have a hyster) very very funny wit yer son's eye peering threateningly out of the av :lol: :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Great article Laura, good work!

Darn210 Enthusiast
wow---all I have to say is wow......I missed ALOT today...too much to catch up on!

yes you did, young lady . . . and you, yourself, owe a quick 47 posts before you go to bed tonight!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Frontal lobe spasms are as good as an excuse as any, isn't it? Therefor it's not your fault, it just happens beyond your control! :lol: How nice to know that not only is there a group of people who undergo the same Celiac problems, which we can discuss any issues.....but you also understand my particular mental illness in which every blasted thing makes songs come to mind! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Emily . . . how does Gus' cardigan stay so nicely put . . . why is it not sliding forward to his middle or shoulders??

I dunno....it just stays. It's a heavy cotton, and it moves very little. I know Gus tries to get it to slide up over his head when we are out walking, to hide his identity. . . . . .

:rolleyes:

Green12 Enthusiast

Sharp dressed pooch you have there Em ;)

flourgirl Apprentice

Do tell...do songs get "stuck" and repeat over and over? Sometimes the only way to get them out is to sing them out loud!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Jess is at 136 . . . Jess, are you trying to get your 150 in before you leave work and go home to your broken computer??

Hey, do you have a laptop that you can "check ou" for the weekend? You know, so you can get some "work" done at home. <wink-wink-nudge-nudge>

Jestgar Rising Star
Sharp dressed pooch you have there Em ;)

best i could do

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Do tell...do songs get "stuck" and repeat over and over? Sometimes the only way to get them out is to sing them out loud!

Yes . . . happens all the time . . . usually wif innappropriate songs that should NOT be sung around me children.

Green12 Enthusiast

Amanda, I couldn't catch up either. I just jumped in. So jump on in here girl....or should you be packing?!?!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess is at 136 . . . Jess, are you trying to get your 150 in before you leave work and go home to your broken computer??

Hey, do you have a laptop that you can "check ou" for the weekend? You know, so you can get some "work" done at home. <wink-wink-nudge-nudge>

our laptop sucks. And it's really heavy.

and anyway, Circuit city just announced it's closing. I can probably pick up a new computer pretty cheap.

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