Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

elye Community Regular

Hey....it's just you and me, Leeeeesar . . . . . .. .... ;)


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

Looks like a thong to me....

What's goin on over at yer store, PeOter??????????

jerseyangel Proficient

Gus's cardigan :wub:

elye Community Regular
Looks like a thong to me....

It's a penis sling. . . . .. . .. . .

:huh:

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Just watching Barack chatting in an interview that was taped this morning......he is SO cool, so relaxed. . .. exudes SUCH confidence. . . ......gives me a good feelin' .. . .. . .... :)

I have to admit the man is an excellent speaker! I was impressed when I heard him talk.

flourgirl Apprentice

Somehow I missed the thongy thingy, should I go back and look?

elye Community Regular
I have to admit the man is an excellent speaker! I was impressed when I heard him talk.

Well, considering what you Yanks have been livin' with for the past eight years......... . . ..most anybody is gonna sound mighty fine. . . . . . ..

<_<


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh I gots an arsenal of children's songs in me head......

Raffi anyone?

Or....... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round

(might be a little too young for the Skeet and Smack?)

Oh Yeah!!! . . . those are annoying and those are most likely to get stuck in mee wee brain.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just watching Barack chatting in an interview that was taped this morning......he is SO cool, so relaxed. . .. exudes SUCH confidence. . . ......gives me a good feelin' .. . .. . .... :)

. . . and not likely to use the term "misunderestimate" in the near future.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Post # 50 for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Jooles . . . pace yerself . . . we're not done yet!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

What I hate is getting a song stuck in my head in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. Drives me nuts :angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast
HA! :lol: I missed that bed-warmer post of Jess's the first time around...thanks, Leeeeesa!

OMGawd!!! I DID TOO!!!! :lol::lol::lol: What else have I missed???

elye Community Regular

Janet!! Get ready to DUCK.......

Another big phlipover comin'. . .. . . .

curlyfries Contributor
Frontal lobe spasms are as good as an excuse as any, isn't it? Therefor it's not your fault, it just happens beyond your control! :lol:

Is this why I break out in dance at random times?

6 pages to go

BTW.....all those links a slowing me down <_<

And Sooze is NOT getting a summary!

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

Peter!!!! You gots some splainin' to do!!!! WTH is that thong/bikini display in the picture where you're holding your nuts?

jerseyangel Proficient
Janet!! Get ready to DUCK.......

Another big phlipover comin'. . .. . . .

EM!!!!!!!

You just turned 4200!! :o

Jeeze, betwix you and Jan-it.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Got tears in me eyes....watching coverage of the Hero on the Hudson. . . . .. .just amazing. . .. ..

Agreed . . . I saw coverage yesterday, but not today . . . um, don't know why . . . been tied up all day or sumptin' . . . but talk about the best possible outcome!!!

elye Community Regular
What I hate is getting a song stuck in my head in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. Drives me nuts :angry:

Gahhh, me too .. . .

Last night, I woke up at 2:07 am, and it was this:

Open Original Shared Link

Really bad when it's a superb dance song to boot. .. ...... poor DH..... . . .. !

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet!! Get ready to DUCK.......

Another big phlipover comin'. . .. . . .

Tell me about it . . . that's why I'm having the water shut off to my house for the next 72 hours . . . just as a precaution.

curlyfries Contributor
Well, I went out and about and discovered some psillies posting on other threads . . . :o . . . you know who you are!!!!

.....and what were you doing out there, missy?

3 pages to go

elye Community Regular

Comrades! We're almost halfway there..........

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gahhh, me too .. . .

Last night, I woke up at 2:07 am, and it was this:

Open Original Shared Link

Really bad when it's a superb dance song to boot. .. ...... poor DH..... . . .. !

:lol::lol: Yes, it's got a good beat and easy to dance to. I give it a 9.

psawyer Proficient
Do tell...do songs get "stuck" and repeat over and over? Sometimes the only way to get them out is to sing them out loud!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip,

That started from this tropic port,

Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,

The skipper brave and sure.

Five passengers set sail that day,

For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,

The tiny ship was tossed,

If not for the courage of the fearless crew,

The Minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,

With Gilligan, The Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife,

The movie star, the professor and Mary Ann,

Here on Gilligan's Isle.

jerseyangel Proficient
Comrades! We're almost halfway there..........

:lol:

You gotta be kidding! In one day?

psawyer Proficient
Currently it's . . . I kissed a girl.

And so what is inappropriate about that? I have kissed lots of girls. :lol:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,620
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Loni75
    Newest Member
    Loni75
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.4k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Xravith
      Thank you, really.  I took a test for DGP-IgA and DGP-IgG. Effectively, it is not enough to discard Celiac Disease. I was consuming gluten until then, I only started gluten-free some days ago, when the symptoms became horrible and now I feel considerably better, which is a second confirmation that gluten is the main problem. It's been more than 4 years I have the same suspect, when I first thought gluten was causing me problems, I made a gluten-free diet for a year, I felt really good as never before. However, neither I or my parents were well informed about Celiac disease, so none of us tried to make further exams. My father suffer digestive problems and other members of my family as well. Unfortunately, no one have ever been tested for Celiac disease. I'll have to restart eating gluten in the next weeks, so I can make a serious blood test in laboratory, hopefully between two or three months.
    • trents
      As Scott said, in order for celiac disease testing to be valid, you need to be eating generous amounts of gluten on a regular basis for weeks or months before the blood draw. The blood tests are designed to detect antibodies that the immune system produces in response to the ingestion of gluten. It takes time for them to build up in the blood to detectable levels.
    • Scott Adams
      Based on what you've described, it is absolutely crucial that you pursue further medical exams for Celiac Disease and related conditions with a gastroenterologist. Your symptoms—especially the worsening fatigue, loss of muscle mass, neurological symptoms like migraines, and palpitations, coupled with being underweight—are significant red flags that extend beyond typical IBS. The negative home test is not reliable, particularly given your concern about sample contamination and the fact that you were likely not consuming sufficient gluten at the time for the test to be accurate, which is a common issue. While probiotics like Bifidobacterium Infantis can support gut health, they cannot resolve an autoimmune response to gluten or heal intestinal damage caused by Celiac Disease. Your declining blood test results, even if still "in range," further indicate a trend that needs a doctor's investigation. Please do not hesitate to seek a specialist; a formal diagnosis is the first step toward getting the correct treatment, allowing your body to heal, and finally addressing your weight and overall health concerns. This article might be helpful. It breaks down each type of test, and what a positive results means in terms of the probability that you might have celiac disease. One test that always needs to be done is the IgA Levels/Deficiency Test (often called "Total IGA") because some people are naturally IGA deficient, and if this is the case, then certain blood tests for celiac disease might be false-negative, and other types of tests need to be done to make an accurate diagnosis. The article includes the "Mayo Clinic Protocol," which is the best overall protocol for results to be ~98% accurate.    
    • Scott Adams
      I would only add that cross contamination with wheat may still be a possibility, so it's still best to seek out buckwheat that is labeled "gluten-free."
    • Xravith
      Hello, I've been diagnosed with IBS since I was little. I’ve visited many doctors because my intestines have always been very reactive to food. I have chronic swelling, and I struggle to gain weight. This year has been worse than others: I started noticing fatigue, loss of muscle mass, and many digestive problems, especially after consuming products with gluten. My doctor suggested that this might be due to some imbalance of gut bacteria, so I started taking Bifidobacterium Infantis supplements. However, my symptoms have been getting worse every day. I experience nausea, frequent abdominal pain, migraines, and palpitations after eating. I had these symptoms before, but now they are more intense. I thought I might have Non-celiac gluten sensitivity or Celiac Disease, so I took a home test for Celiac, and it came out negative (though there may have been an error—I was nervous and accidentally contaminated the sample with air bubbles). Based on your experiences, should I pursue further medical exams for Celiac? I’m worried about being underweight and about my blood test results, which, even if still within normal ranges, have been declining each year.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.