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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Today's Top 20 Posters . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . we've got 3 psillies over 100 and 2 in the 90's.

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And so what is inappropriate about that? I have kissed lots of girls. :lol:

:lol::lol: Soooooo . . . per the song, I have to ask . . . did your boyfriend mind??

elye Community Regular
elye
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You gotta be kidding! In one day?

I know.....what a bunch o' wackls we is. . .. . . . . . :lol:

And so what is inappropriate about that? I have kissed lots of girls.

Okay, POeter....no more pictures, okay? :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I MADE IT!!!!!!.....All caught up!

.........so .........what do ya want to talk about? :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I MADE IT!!!!!!.....All caught up!

.........so .........what do ya want to talk about? :D

Doesn't take nearly as long . . . does it . . . when all the post are only one line each . . . :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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:lol::lol: Soooooo . . . per the song, I have to ask . . . did your boyfriend mind??

Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we are way ahead of schedule, at this rate we will reach the next royal flipover and a new Queen /King will be crowned before Sooze even gets back :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to call it a daynight. I'll be catchin' up wi you in the a.m. and probably posting lots more gibberish!

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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And NOW it says 124

clearly making it's own decisions. Is Scott's server named Hal?

Hal :lol::lol::lol:

(now back to reading four pages)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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YAY Lisa is all caught up!!! Calls for a drink don't you think?? Oh yeah, you and I don't drink :lol:

A high five then!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Rest up, Theresa! There's more work to be done here :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Hi Lisa B!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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YAY Lisa is all caught up!!! Calls for a drink don't you think?? Oh yeah, you and I don't drink :lol:

A high five then!

:D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

King of the Road!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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G'night Theresa, good work here today :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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King of the Road!

It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Nighty-Night TaReeSuh.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

Have you guys noticed????

elye Community Regular
elye
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It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

As long as it's anything but one o' these ditties (worth another look):

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Have you guys noticed????

Ahem...(clears throat)

Me-me-me-meeeeeee...

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that accursed jingle has been haunting me since! <_<

We've been having such fun on the gfp thread lately, and made such a crazy mess of it, that I thought it was time to move the silliness to it's own silly home. So come on in and join the silliness. Any topic is fair game. Laughter is the best medicine!

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)

Holy Smores!!!! We're Back ON Topic!!!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Have you guys noticed????

3000!!!! I just popped on to say goodnight, I can't believe you guys made fifty pages. I'll post the chowder recipe tomorrow, in lots of posts I promise, I'm just real tired. Sorry I haven't been much help. Nighty-night!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nightee nite, Tareeeeesuh......great work today!

I'm heading off soon meselph. Got lotsa songs ricocheting about in mah head. . . . .. . :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Skootch on over dear

so I can nibble your ear ♪♫

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nightee nite to you, too, Bunnee!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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As long as it's anything but one o' these ditties (worth another look):

That's just plain PAINFUL!!!! That's what that is.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

Her name is Henrietta, and she is a rubber chicken. For sale in three sizes, small, large, and humongous. The humongous size is a limited edition, and we have just the one. She is really just a display item, but for $79.99 she can be yours. Open Original Shared Link :rolleyes:

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