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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast

I feel confident we are going to accomplish our goal, and then some...............


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Green12 Enthusiast

So if we blow past Soozle's reign and cruise on into the next monarchy, what if the Sooze doesn't even notice?

:huh:

Green12 Enthusiast
:blink:
flourgirl Apprentice

She's bound to notice that she missed lots of pages! Wouldn't you think :huh:

flourgirl Apprentice

I think I'm not the only one keeping me finger on the page whilst doing other things! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

We need to....

elye Community Regular

Here's a new game for everyone......

Who said this?

Patti can do my laundry ANY TIME. No me gusta, doing laundry. :angry: In fact, I hate household chores of any kind these days. what is wrong with me?????

OK, you guys have stepped all around it (and *sniff*sniff* apparently someone has stepped in it). . . you've been talking about Target and IKEA and Jess wants a way to indulge herself . . . duuuhhhh, shopping!!! credit card debt!!!! come on, you guys can't see the forest for the trees!!!

Hilarious...Here is one of the gems from this very funny English book I dug up from our basement.

THE OPEN UNIVERSITY: CONTEMPORARY STUDIES

Continuous Assessment Course for May

SECTION 1: HUMANITIES


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flourgirl Apprentice

do some more of these....

flourgirl Apprentice

interupted posts :lol:

elye Community Regular

Okay, I cannot manage to fix the header that states where my quote is....you can do the rest, though. .. . . . .

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
Me older son was always an avid reader. He read all the available John Grissom books whilst still in middle school.

And speaking of sons who enjoy reading, Em, did the Ripper phinish wif the Neanderthal Parallax?

elye Community Regular
do some more of these....

Okay:

Sillies I could have used you guys this afternoon. I was at Walmart and the people were so annoying and crowded.No parking....crying kids, angry parents....blah blah...

I was secret santa shopping for my coworker.....everything she asked for (we ask for 3 things) was not in the store....so I think I am just going to do a Kohl's gift card.

Anywho - twister in the basement (with nips of alcoholic beverages for Mummy's + Daddy's) sounds like good fun :lol:

I've changed my avatar to a picture taken at 3:45 this afternoon of our back deck, seen through the sliding patio door. Thank goodness we filled the bird feeder last night. The bird bath is electrically heated so it does not freeze.

Just never been a fan of the pop-in. Sounds nice, in theory, but I like to be prepared. Must be all the years of having unpredictible (nice way to put it) bathroom habits. <_<

Question, does anyone know a good small dog breed that are good with kids?
elye Community Regular
And speaking of sons who enjoy reading, Em, did the Ripper phinish wif the Neanderthal Parallax?

YES!! He's read...what....about six of Robert's books now.....two series, I believe. He's waiting for two more to be returned to the library. . . . . .

flourgirl Apprentice

I'm going to have to start singing again

psawyer Proficient

Remember last winter when the sillies all went to the dogs, as it were....

Speaking of coldness, I keep, forgeting to tell you guys the exciting news going on: My SIL is running the Yukon Quest as we speak. One of the two huge, international dogsled races held each year up north. Very few women have ever entered, and last year she came in eighth. Took her fifteen days, driving up mountains and across frozen lakes, -40, utter darkness....craziness. But I really admire her; she's quite a woman. She's been out two days, and right now she's in 7th. Exciting! Here's the link:

Open Original Shared Link

This year's Yukon Quest starts February 14.

flourgirl Apprentice

Yukon Quest sounds like fun to watch!

jerseyangel Proficient
Philling space with gibberish is harder than it first appears

:lol: This is so true :lol: Although me husband would probably disagree where I'm concerned.....

So if we blow past Soozle's reign and cruise on into the next monarchy, what if the Sooze doesn't even notice?

:huh:

:lol::lol: Poor Soozle!

Remember last winter when the sillies all went to the dogs, as it were....

This year's Yukon Quest starts February 14.

Can it be a year already?? :o

jerseyangel Proficient

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Gawd....I get the hiccups regularly due to my reflux. What I do is concentrate on something, and breathe as shallow as I can, especially when I feel one coming on. I have to really concentrate

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This one I know was moi! I still get those blasted hiccups :angry: A real pain in the tatoot!

And, of course, anything having to do wif laundry. :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

I get hiccups all of the time, too......and burping.....my telehubby probably thinks I've become quite the gasbag! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

from Roseann Cash

hmmmmmmm

It's 3 am in the morning

The train whistle is blowing

It sounds like some lonesome song

got in my soul, in my soul

My baby split and left me and

he won't be back no more

My baby thinks he's a train

he makes his whistle stop

and he's gone again

sometimes it's hard on a poor girls brain

poor girls brain

Oh whatcha spose to do when

my baby thinks he's a train

flourgirl Apprentice

He eats money like a train eats coal

he burns it up and leaves you with the smoke

If you want to catch a ride

you wait till he unwinds, till he unwinds

Just like a train he always gives

some tramp a ride

curlyfries Contributor

Sorry I'm late for my shift, guys.....had a late night last night :P

Dang.....can't quote Em's quotes.......The first one about laundry and..."what's wrong with me?"......is that Suzie?

curlyfries Contributor

By the time I got done reading, I thought I was going to be by meself again :(

But I see Tuh-re-suh is still hangin in there......Way to support the cause, girlfriend!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hi Leee-sah!!

Any of you guys watching American Idol????

I'm liking the new goil (Kara?)....also just am totally captivated by

1)The whiteness of the judges teeth

2)The dreadful singers :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Ok, tv viewing tonight as follows:

NCIS

CSI NY

Law & Order

Sorted ;)

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