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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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flourgirl Apprentice

Psoooze, I thought you were funny, too. I just giggled quietly to myselph. Sorry I didn't share my guffaws :(

Looking forward to hearing about kidder stones, schmelly cats, Boiler Madness and all of the other kliffhanger stories on "As The Psillie Turns"! :lol:

Hope yer all havin a shiny day!


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elye Community Regular

A shiny day!! This is fantastic......I am now vowing to have a shiny day. .. ... :lol:

Wow, this place is chock FULL o' trollopes. ... . .... :lol::o

Soooooze, I larfed and larfed at Mr. Pine Cone's pizzle-sighting. . . ...Was the report less-than complimentary, and hence your kaiboshing any further pursuit? His thumbs must have been quite ordinary, then, methinks. . . . . . .

:lol:

Must make an attempt to watch Grey's.....I'm so out of the loop...

:rolleyes:

Bite 'im back, Janet!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sooze, I thought it was hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I thought I replied.......I said something about the pine cone eater and was thinking about the pizzle toucher....I am so very tired, maybe I didn't post it all.

Sorry Bev Susie!! It was indeed quite funny. And graphic??? No, Peoter takes the prize on that one . . . what wif providing pics and all.

Psoooze, I thought you were funny, too. I just giggled quietly to myselph. Sorry I didn't share my guffaws :(

:lol:

:ph34r:

well, sometimes I get embarASSED that I am too much of a spazz in my reporting of things, that's all :lol:

Janet got bit by? :lol: um - sorry to larph - but - where?

Izzy - so annoying that I haven't watched Grey's for this entire season, I think......does she have a tumoUr? Is she leaving? Did McD propose to Meredith last night? I've switched to CSI

sleepy today..................

would like to go back to bed - feeling pleasantly tired and - IT"S RAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

got NOTHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:huh:

Mtndog Collaborator
please - calm thyselves - - this guy was, as my boss put it, a bone-a-fyde "pine cone eater" and - kind of a freak :lol: and - get this - - this Valley is soooooooooooooo shockingly incestuous.......a CLOSE friend of mine called me today, who happened to have grown up in the same town as this guy. I mentioned I'd met someone from her town today - she asked his name - -

not only does she KNOW him, she touched his pizzle had a slight peek at his deck in high school

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, I must know what a PINE CONE EATER IS???? :lol:

Well, did the pizzle measure up? Was it a memorable pizzle? That is HEE-LAR-EYUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which cookie diet is best.......???????????? :huh:

Oreo cookie clearly :D :D :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

well, i've had three glasses od wine (everybofy uses waterglasses for their wine, right?) so I think it's time for bed.

be of good cheer.

go forht and propagate (what do bishops say when they leave??)

:lol: :lol:

I got bit at preschool yesterday :ph34r: . . . and it was by a child and not one of the teachers :lol:

That's what you get fer saying "Bite Me!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
well, i've had three glasses od wine (everybofy uses waterglasses for their wine, right?) so I think it's time for bed.

be of good cheer.

go forht and propagate (what do bishops say when they leave??)

:lol: :lol: how did I miss this last night?

Well, did the pizzle measure up? Was it a memorable pizzle? That is HEE-LAR-EYUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not really sure about the pizzle, this is ancient history at this point :lol:

and - for my boss (pot calling kettle) to call someone a Pine Cone Eater means that that person is intensely hard core.......pretty much lives in the wilderness in a hut with a weenis sling :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
.......pretty much lives in the wilderness in a hut with a weenis sling :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
:lol: :lol: how did I miss this last night?

I'm not really sure about the pizzle, this is ancient history at this point :lol:

and - for my boss (pot calling kettle) to call someone a Pine Cone Eater means that that person is intensely hard core.......pretty much lives in the wilderness in a hut with a weenis sling :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I dated a guy like that once- lived at the top of Mt Washington for months. Had a pizzle from what I recall. :lol: No sling though.


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elye Community Regular

Jess, just wanna know....did you in fact have a glass of wine on your bedside table that was left there overnight?....or did ya get them all down?

:lol:

Men in weenis slings....you know, I actually do think that there is absolutely nothing funnier. Visually, ideologically, socially.....hell, politically.

Nope. Nuttin'.

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess, just wanna know....did you in fact have a glass of wine on your bedside table that was left there overnight?....or did ya get them all down?

:lol:

Had wine instead of dinner :ph34r:

Currently have headache instead of good cheer :angry:

Soon will have caffeinated tea instead of herbal. <_<

Have much work to do. May lurk, but not post. :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
oooohhhh....watching Ghost Hunter International and I want Open Original Shared Link

That's SO Tudor! :lol:

Come over!! We'll GO!!!

Took a while for the Tudor Link to work for me but I am (boringly) a Lady in waiting ......HARUMPH!!! <_<

(everybofy uses waterglasses for their wine, right?)

Yes - that's why I'm on the wagon :lol:

Sillies - - no one laughed at my pizzle story - - should I take it out? Was it too graphic? Maybe I should just write that - my friend saw his deck. :lol::unsure:

Dang, I was sore amused and thought you'd all find it so funny. :huh:

:o

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Worthy of a slightly shocked (but not really) mainly guffawing totem of larphs

I laughed. I cried. I thought I replied

Me too!!!!!!! :lol: (I think I danced as well)

and was thinking about the pizzle toucher

Ah, yes, ........the pizzle toucher

:lol:

OMG, my mom took A dog to the groomer today and he came back completely shaved :unsure: He looks like a hot dog dog, it's that short....counting the days until it grows back in and looks somewhat normal. Poor baby!!

OH NO!!!!

A dog is a wee lamb now!!!

Is he slinking aboot???, ashamed to be looked at?? :unsure::(

Reminds me, My friend has a bearded collie ...........one summer she decided to have him shaved really close.

T'was downright HILARIOUS as the dog sulked which made us laugh at him all the more!

He looked at us as if to say

'Pleeeeeease stop looking at meeeeeeee' :lol:

So, a pine cone eater = remote living with penile sling?, yes??? :lol:

Am feelin' most deranged today by the sheer fatness of it all <_<

Mtndog Collaborator

Have I turned you guys (just typed goys :lol: :lol: ) onto Open Original Shared Link yet? It's like The Onion version of Entertainment Tonight. It totally cracks me up and I can get lost in it for hours with headlines like "Angelina' Uterus Benched" and " Suri Cruise kicks the economy's ass, says Forbes.com"

They LOVE Amy Winehouse :lol:

elye Community Regular

Well, we snuck off a bit early from our respective good works this Friday afternoon (Sophie has exams, so she is off school).....We three went for a skate on the canal. Will and I decided to do whatever it took to embarrass the kid as we skated along, so I was trying to do double axels (HA!) and triple salchows (HA-2!!)...utterly ridiculous. Then, we tried to do some pairs moves. I tried to lift Will up into a spin, which was very funny, but not so funny is the reality that HE has a great deal of trouble picking ME up at all now. <_<

I could not help but think of these two great Canucks as we were fooling around like this:

Jestgar Rising Star
I could not help but think of these two great Canucks as we were fooling around like this:

:lol: :lol: Excellent!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Bevel - LOVE The Superficial :lol:

Brad's barn door open :lol:

Love the pairs skating :lol:

But - am STRICKEN with Manchester this aft <_< got nothin' phun to do tonight :angry:

(as if that's any different from any other weekend)

elye Community Regular
But - am STRICKEN with Manchester this aft <_< got nothin' phun to do tonight :angry:

Well, Sooooze... . . . .we're heading out fer a quick gluten-free pizza, then I'll be home for a quiet, quiet evening, sitting and staring at the screens.. . . . . so we can be Manchesterrish together!

Now.....you suddenly have an evening that will be FILLED with phun!!! <_<<_<

Jestgar Rising Star
But - am STRICKEN with Manchester this aft <_< got nothin' phun to do tonight :angry:

(as if that's any different from any other weekend)

My plans for the evening haven't gotten beyond snuggling cats...

elye Community Regular

What in hell.. . . . . . . . everyone's having an action-packed Friday evening but me?

Where are all me bored, Manchester Chums? :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
What in hell.. . . . . . . . everyone's having an action-packed Friday evening but me?

Where are all me bored, Manchester Chums? :rolleyes:

:lol:

Well, Sophie called to ask me to go to this art opening with her and a friend, and, I can hardly see why it's worth putting makeup on and driving across town........ this IS Fresno, after all <_<

Plus, my grEy roots are showing.

Does anyone else's kitteh(s) stare at the screen, chase the cursor and the letters as you type? :lol:

quite cute - -

but can't see what I"m typing at the moment

elye Community Regular
Does anyone else's kitteh(s) stare at the screen, chase the cursor and the letters as you type? :lol:

quite cute - -

Yes!!!! :wub::wub: It's not simply "quite cute"...... . it is adorable. I love this. . . . . . . ..he sounds so lovely, Soooooze... . . . .

elye Community Regular

Soooozie, did you end up putting on makeup and heading out to that art opening?

:lol:

Hmmm... . . .. .. . where's our Monarch? This is the time for her nightly Royal Walkabout. . . .. ..

Nik's in bed. . . . ..

Amanda's buying light bulbs and window coverings. . . . .

Joooooles is looking for an Ottawa Senators game......anywhere.......

Janet may be getting a tetanus shot. . .. . . ..

Hmm... . . .. well, there's no way I'm trying to go skating again. . . ....

:rolleyes::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Janet may be getting a tetanus shot. . .. . . ..

:lol: :lol:

drat those grimy little mouths...

I had to get one when a mouse bit me at work.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soooozie, did you end up putting on makeup and heading out to that art opening?

:lol:

:lol: I DID! 'twas quite lame, in fact, I nearly GUFFAWED out loud at several of the pieces - only 19 allowed in a juried selection of over 180 pieces submitted - wanted to know why in hell they picked these 19 :lol::huh:

Then a few of us went to dinner, quite fun :)

Em's summary of what everyone is doing on a Friday night :lol: :lol:

drat those grimy little mouths...

I had to get one when a mouse bit me at work.

:o

a mouse bit Jess at work? :unsure:

Smelly Cat sitting right here as I type :wub:

Wish to hell he didn't stink so much and also stink up my house so much :huh:

Furry peanuts coming off soon - - may help smell :unsure:

elye Community Regular

'Morning, all!

Verrrrry chilly here again this am....but so far, not such a bad winter. Lots of snow in December, and hardly any this month.

My, the post count should be considerably smaller this weekend than last.....thank gawd.....

:lol::rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

A glorious morning to all. Checking in while waiting for my coffee and note the time -- 6:30-- I've slept in, like, TWO HOURS!! I'm so pleased

although the day is half gone. how am i gonna get anything done?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
:lol: :lol: :lol:

well, i've had three glasses od wine (everybofy uses waterglasses for their wine, right?) so I think it's time for bed.

be of good cheer.

go forht and propagate (what do bishops say when they leave??)

Jess was toasty-toasted!!!!

Or did you type that way on purpose to give us a giggle?

Apparently, I'm a prostitute as well. I think that thing is rigged.....

Lisa, if it helps, I had a lovely evening last night of watching my boyfriend's brother lose his basketball game and then we made a milk run. Gee.

On the bright side, we had lasagna for dinner and watched my new favorite comedian, Steve Byrne. I love Net flix, they have a watch-online feature for a lot of stuff, and lots of comedians. I love comedians, they make me laugh..... duh.....

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