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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Um, POeter.......check thy post count. .. .. ... . .

Dangerous times. :unsure:

Zoiks!!! Start drinking those martinis NOW!

I'm working on it even as I type this. :P

Peter . . . duck . . . or llama llama duck or something like that.

I already had to spend almost two hours this afternoon to undo what one wrong mouse click caused. :angry:

Susan Harpy Lady!! You must stick around.. . . . . .. . .....we'll see if we can get POeter to post the superb picture of his balls again - - something ALL new Psillies should see.......

Yes, welcome to the land of the Psillies. Click here to see my balls. :ph34r:

This is post 1,999. :unsure:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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This is post 1,999. :unsure:

Come on PeOter, post # 2,000 before I go to bed. I don't wanna miss anything :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Phorgot to say I loved Lee-sah's recap of the day :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

We're waiting! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
PeOter is llama llama ducking the big 2000 :o

Sounds like some convoluted soccer move

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

POeter!!! One.....more....post.........

You're already experiencing some technical/electronic/computer glitches..... . . . this seems to be what happens now....

:unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I think 2000 is the computer issues post........and it has reached me! <_<

Myyyyyy....commmmpuuuuuterrrrrrr....isssss......soooooo.......effffffinggggg....ssssslowwwwwww......

..... :angry:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Where'd PeOter go? :unsure: Bet HE went to bed, the stinker :lol:

Lee-zah--my computer was so slow this morning and I kept losing the internet connection :angry: Had to phinally re-boot the modem-thingy. What a pain!

Ok Sillies, I'm off to hit the sack. See ya'll tomorrow <yawn> -_-

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Dang it! Started a reply, decided to look back because I phorgot what I wanted to say, and proceeded to lose my whole/ unfinished reply. <_< And now I don't remember what I had already said!!! Pretty much a snapshot of the whole day :D

Em called our new PSuzzan a Harpy :o:o:P But she doesn't look evil or Hellish enough to be one :P

Martinis are Shhheeeekkk and De-bone-aire! Maybe that's why I have no Soshul Sofistikayshun...I've never had one fo those! :lol:

Pieter is showing ophph his Balls again....with little or no provocation :o

Leeeza is re-kapping like madd! Luv, luv, luv yer rekaps!

Psillies are gathering round the hospital bed of Em's Dad.....the GURU of psilly-ness, and hoping to not get thrown out of said hospital :rolleyes::lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

2,000

:huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
2,000

:huh:

a total drive-by posting

coward. <_<

come back and face the consequences. :ph34r: :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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come back and face the consequences. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Um, didn't I get into enough of a Special Calamitous Disaster already today?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
You're already experiencing some technical/electronic/computer glitches..... . . . this seems to be what happens now....

THIS is precisely why my TV control doesn't work any more. ONly certain buttons, and really only the up key, not down. :angry: Can't even watch DVD's any more as that button doesn't work. :lol:

Dang it! Started a reply, decided to look back because I phorgot what I wanted to say, and proceeded to lose my whole/ unfinished reply. And now I don't remember what I had already said!!! Pretty much a snapshot of the whole day :D

Em called our new PSuzzan a Harpy :o:o:P But she doesn't look evil or Hellish enough to be one :P

Martinis are Shhheeeekkk and De-bone-aire! Maybe that's why I have no Soshul Sofistikayshun...I've never had one fo those!

Pieter is showing ophph his Balls again....with little or no provocation :o

Leeeza is re-kapping like madd! Luv, luv, luv yer rekaps!

Psillies are gathering round the hospital bed of Em's Dad.....the GURU of psilly-ness, and hoping to not get thrown out of said hospital

THUREESAH"S WHOLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: And T, if you lose what you wrote, you MUST simply hit Control Z until it all comes back!!!!!!!! THAT IS the magic triangle of which they speak, you know ;)

Kurly Leesargh's recap :lol:

G'Night Padt :smile:

a total drive-by posting

coward.

come back and face the consequences.

gahhhhh :lol:

OMG!!!! this cat!!!!!!!! it's attacking me BUTTOCKS through the caning of this chair!!!!!! :angry:THOSE CLAWS HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o No WONDER Weez is so annoyed with him

Um, didn't I get into enough of a Special Calamitous Disaster already today?

what? what did I miss? what calamitous disaster?

'night Sills :)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

YYAAAAAWWWWNNNN.....(scratch, scratch, scratch)...mmmmmmmnnnbblle

(That's g'mornin in our house! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:lol::lol: OMG..........I can just imagine Susan's reaction to this..... . . ."Good lord. . .. . ...who is this Emily person? What is she capable of?? Dunno if I wanna stick around here - - should probably do a read of her posts from way back"..........

Susan Harpy Lady!! You must stick around.. . . . . .. . .....we'll see if we can get POeter to post the superb picture of his balls again - - something ALL new Psillies should see.......

:huh::lol:

Hmmmmm . . . so Em managed to hold out until . . . what? . . . her second post??? :lol::lol: Alrightythen . . . let's see if she comes back.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Mornin GJiannet! You mean to tell me you don't think the sight of someones posted balls is a good enticement to come back? :o I thought this was the place for titt-alation, ri-ball-ed humor, anal-izing the english language, and digesting deeeep philsophical thinking! :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Mornin psillies........can't get movin this morning.....me brain is on 2 hour delay mode :huh: .......but no 2 hour delay :(

Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Mornin psillies........can't get movin this morning.....me brain is on 2 hour delay mode :huh: .......but no 2 hour delay :(

Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

Maybe the new guy was speaking for himselph, and not about snauw! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hey, Gang of Mine!

How are things this am, POeter? :unsure:

Perhaps at 2,000 posts, one is back to the liquid deluge for a time, as we are poised for a dumping of psnaough overnight and into tomorrow - - Toronto, too, maybe?

Mornin GJiannet! You mean to tell me you don't think the sight of someones posted balls is a good enticement to come back? :o

ExAAAAActly!! It would certainly have ME checkin' back in frequently . . . . ...

:lol:

Maybe the new guy was speaking for himselph, and not about snauw! :D

Indeed. . . . . ..some of these weathermen we have broadcasting on this continent seem to be truly....lacking. . . . .

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

ummmm . . . . because he's a man???

Indeed. . . . . ..some of these weathermen we have broadcasting on this continent seem to be truly....lacking. . . . .

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Well I'm embarrassed of the way I act sometimes but at least it's not on tape. :lol::lol:

Alrightythen . . . I've got my brass knuckles and my pepper spray . . . I'm off to work at the preschool!!!! Just kidding, but I did get a new work Open Original Shared Link.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Jiannet! the uniform is poifect! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies-

Tis to be one of those days--network is acting up at work so logging on to the computer took forever!!!!

There is a beautiful blanket of snow on the ground. More expected later tonight and into tomorrow. I am happy we get to enjoy it at the new house. There are so many windows to look out. :)

Well off to start some more work...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Gawd Sillies--what a mornin' we're havin' here :o

I have to say that I'm enjoying Teressah's posts immensly :D

Gotta go--be back!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

We are still experiencing technical difficulties with computers here at work....as soon as we get them up and running they crash again....and this is hopsital wide! Not a fun day!

I also am switching antibiotics today- I was on Bactrium since last Weds for a sinus infection but I keep getting sick after taking it that I need to switch to another one....

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Oh Lord..........I had quoted SO many of you cause I am keeling meself laughing.

Pieter- Must you scare everyone off wif your balls? :lol: :lol: :lol:

To set the record straight, I was NOT off having a life. Gah! Been sleeping me brains out. My new drug (why did Huey Lewis just pop into me head :lol: :lol: ) is giving me insomnia at night and sleepies during the day. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG- the weather man and the cockroach :lol: :lol: Did you see the video off to the side of the girl on Maury who is afraid of PICKLES??????????????? :lol::wacko::huh: Why pickles and not Peter's balls?

Glad Em's dad is Ok and Amanda's house is going well.

We are leaving for Key West in 4 days, 1 hour and 32 minutes.

YA-BA-HOO-BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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