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elye Community Regular
What you need is a son that will wear 10 pairs of pants and 14 shirts every week . . . he does try to make up for it though, by wearing only one pair of underwear!!!

Mygawd.....this must cross the realm of Son-dom the world over - - the Ripper is exactly like this. He's A BOY.....why does he go through five outfits a day??? And yes. . . .. not many pairs of undies. . . .. ... <_<:rolleyes:

. . . he wrote a song, played it on his gee-tar and sang (quite well) and it was heelarryus. It's on a video tape somewheres. I should ask to see it next time at her house.

You could be very surprised, Jeeah-gnitt: punch his name into a youtube search . . .. you may not need to send Bev over there. . . . . . .. :huh::lol:

Cannot stop looking at that heart-wrenching avatar of Soooozie's. . . :wub: Li'l P curled into the crook of Weezie's bum, his little face burrowed in for warmth.....

MYGAWD!!! :wub::wub: CANNOT STAND IT!!!

Wonder how our Pahdeee is faring. .. .. . . ...do you think she's cried yet? :unsure:

Of course she has. ... . ....


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I kept reading Teereesa's posts (via Gmail) and had to poop in too. She has such a way with words!

OMG-Freaky Best Man is hee-larious!

Glad to see Auntie Judy back..... :D

Thinking about Paddeigh...goodbyes are So hard but I always try to remind myself that they wouldn't be hard if you never loved. For Gad's sake, I cried when I left England, never mind my sons. ((((((HUGS Paddeigh))))

Em...glad Dad is hanging tough. :wub:

Janet....thinking about your mom. :wub:

Wow Bevvie--it all sounds so wonderphul.....except the part where you phlew through the air and skidded down the road! :o My gawd--I'm just so relieved you're ok!

Glad yer back :D

It was a GREAT GREAT trip. A wee bit of post-trip depression sinking in. Plotting how I can get paid to travel (write? photograph?).

Tareeeesuh, I must commend you....I'm so sorry about you still being sick. I'd have never known, as you are so positive, phunny and hilarious. You and Bev inspire me, as do all others who quietly deal with their illnesses and stay happy. . ....

You GO, Grrrrrrrl!! :):)

Em :wub: :wub:

Some days the only way to survive and get through it to find the positives....and as much silly as possible. I am so very grateful for all of you.....

I think I need a little nap....just a short one, you understand....tho' what the brain WANTS to do is go play outside! Talk to y'all later...

Nap tight.....I hear ya. Sweet dreams to you!!!!!!

The goonies, me sis and da are coming over. Gotta finish watching Love in the Time of Cholera (the movie is GOOD!)

Mtndog Collaborator

(((((((((((HUGS for P Diddy Kitteh)))))))))))) :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Our little psilly trooper!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I think I need a little nap....just a short one, you understand....tho' what the brain WANTS to do is go play outside! Talk to y'all later...

:lol: yes, just a wee nap, T, we understand :lol:

Cannot stop looking at that heart-wrenching avatar of Soooozie's. . . :wub: Li'l P curled into the crook of Weezie's bum, his little face burrowed in for warmth.....

MYGAWD!!! :wub::wub: CANNOT STAND IT!!!

:lol: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! we are just sick with love and cuteness over here :lol:

This whole experience was just unbelievable, but with such a happy ending, and my babies are in love :wub: BTW the vet bill was only $200 instead of $800, I could not afford that and had to make one of the hardest decisions in my life - I have NEVER denied my pets full care. :( (remember, I paid a couple thousand for chemo for my beloved Stinker) so - I left LITTLE PSILLY TROOPER PEANUT there, with many friends and loved ones praying, and he made it.

:):):) x 1 million

BTW, my stepfather, the kindest man (they have three cats with whom they are obsessed) said he INSISTS on paying for any care that I cannot afford should anything ever happen again. *sniff*

:) :gratefulsnivelingsmile:

The goonies, me sis and da are coming over. Gotta finish watching Love in the Time of Cholera (the movie is GOOD!)

Loved yer whole post, Bevel :) have fun with the Goonies et al! BTW how is your dad getting along wif Angus2 ?

oh - Paddeigh's goodbyes - - I can't stand it :( Be strong, darling Padt!

Shall we all pray together and focus our thoughts that those boys just decide to UP AND MOVE to Texas????? :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
It was a GREAT GREAT trip. A wee bit of post-trip depression sinking in. Plotting how I can get paid to travel (write? photograph?).

you n me both babe. I have fantasies of being a food allergy aware tour guide :P

jerseyangel Proficient

<whisper> Hi Sillies--I'm at me sister's. Having a really nice time--details later. Just wanted to poop in and say hi cuz I missed ya'll :wub:

flourgirl Apprentice
you n me both babe. I have fantasies of being a food allergy aware tour guide :P

OK...count me in!!! :D We need to figger out a way for a group to travel together....tropical climes in the winter...we're allowed to do the northern climes in summer. Of course...working in all of these locales would make it difficult to decide on vacation spots! :lol::lol: And of course...there has to be room for pets and families (notice I put the pets first?) All we need to do now is decided what we're doing and how to get paid for it! Several of us can write/photograph, somebody does lectures...hmmmmm what else?


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<whisper> Hi Sillies--I'm at me sister's. Having a really nice time--details later. Just wanted to poop in and say hi cuz I missed ya'll :wub:

Hi Pah-ti! Glad to hear you are having a nice time! We're with you...we all got big shoulders if'n you have a need :)

curlyfries Contributor
Several of us can write/photograph, somebody does lectures...hmmmmm what else?

Hows about a sign language interpreter?

curlyfries Contributor

....ooh!......Bev and I scuba dive!

elye Community Regular
<whisper> Hi Sillies--I'm at me sister's. Having a really nice time--details later. Just wanted to poop in and say hi cuz I missed ya'll :wub:

Hi, Pahtiiie!! Hope all is happy there........ .....we're thinking of you.. . . such a BIG deal, a BIG step. . .......gad, I dunno how I will do this, this saying goodbye to me kids. . .....even if they are an email/webcam/sort flight away. . ... :rolleyes:

..we're allowed to do the northern climes in summer. Of course...working in all of these locales would make it difficult to decide on vacation spots! All we need to do now is decided what we're doing and how to get paid for it! Several of us can write/photograph, somebody does lectures...hmmmmm what else?

Crap........ .. um. . . ....I can.. . .. . .....correct dangling participles, run-on sentences and verb/subject agreement . . .. . . most of the time . .. ... just gotta keep the mojitos away from me, and I'm sharp, I promise. . . ....

:huh::rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice

Well, yes Leeza... sign language is imperative to include those who cannot hear...we definitely need to invite them to our lectures (and you can teach me while we're on the road). We DO need scuba people, too for those types of pics. And Bev-really....editors are a must for those who are writing! Of course, of course!! :lol::lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Evening Sillies-

so much to comment on--

Susie so glad Peanut is doing well. Love the new av. I would say puppy love but its kitty/puppy love :)

Patti- such an emotional time indeed. We are here for you, (((HUGS))) I suppose you are back from NY by now. We both traveled on I-81 Saturday, maybe we passed each other!

I spent the weekend with my family. It was nice. My sister is 2 months away from her baby's arrival.

It is 3 months from the big FL trip to take my mom on a mini-vacation! Exciting!

curlyfries Contributor
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Awwwwwwww ^_^

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darling, beautiful, gotta see!Open Original Shared Link

Oh No TreeSuh!!! What have you done??!!!

PsooZeigh got a kitteh for her puppers and now she'll have to get a fawn for her kitteh . . . then she'll have to get a bunny for the fawn . . . Where in Sam Hill is she gonna keep all these animals???

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Where in Sam Hill is she gonna keep all these animals???

OMG this was my Monday morning laugh! Lovin It!

Sillies- I am here at work again--feels like I was just here! Weekends should be 3 days! Oh Queen can we arrange something?

John is home sick again with stomach pains--it has been happening quite frequently in the last months kinda getting worried about him, he was told the first time it was the stomach flu, at first I thought it was gas pains, cause that can be unbearable...but it seems to keep coming back. What keeps coming up in the back of my mind is that 3 years ago when he was at the oncologist they ran this one lab test by mistake--I want to say it was a CEA level, which is a colon cancer marker and it came back high....so they assured him it was a fluke, I did research and found that smoking can elevate that level and at the time he was smoking....it just scares me. He says he hasn't had any change in the bathroom and all but what else could explain the pains....I am just worried...

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

Oh No TreeSuh!!! What have you done??!!!

PsooZeigh got a kitteh for her puppers and now she'll have to get a fawn for her kitteh . . . then she'll have to get a bunny for the fawn . . . Where in Sam Hill is she gonna keep all these animals???

:lol::lol:

Yes, yes, this is true.... . .Tareeesuh, you may have created a monster. .. . .

Pahteee! You're back.. . . .....how did it go? Such an emotional time. . ....

Amanda! I remember you talking about plans for this trip with your mom. I would love to do this with me mom, but I do believe it's too late - -I think she's just too old now for a big trip. So it is GREAT that you're doing this now!! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
I would love to do this with me mom, but I do believe it's too late - -I think she's just too old now for a big trip.

your daughter isn't...

Manda, stomach pains could be something as simple as stress, or food. Are you guys keeping a food /stress events diary?

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi again Sillies :P --

Another quick poop in.....I will lose my computer connection here in a bit since we're off to me MIL's house. So, I'll see ya'll Tuesday night :D

<shudder> 24 hours wifout me computer :o

flourgirl Apprentice
Oh No TreeSuh!!! What have you done??!!!

PsooZeigh got a kitteh for her puppers and now she'll have to get a fawn for her kitteh . . . then she'll have to get a bunny for the fawn . . . Where in Sam Hill is she gonna keep all these animals???

Oh no! It's Doktor PseussLittle!!! :o "If I could talk to the animals, walk with the animals"hmm- hm-hm-hm-hmmmmm

I used to dream of just such a thing. Wouldn't it be kool to have a huge reserve....natural habitats, filled with animals that come running/hopping/flying to see you the minute you get to their area! A wetlands, woodlands, open-range area..... I guess it's still a pretty kool dream :D

flourgirl Apprentice

Oh yeah, phorgot the Hugahmongous gardens and natural park area, at least one small lake, greenhouses for propagating plantings of naturally occuring plant species....

flourgirl Apprentice

uuhhhh.....maybe what we need is a Gluten Free Commune that includes all of these things, and supports ourselves with trips to photograph and write about other things, in between photo-ing and writing and lecturing about our own place.....how WILD all of that could be!!!! :lol::lol:

Don't mind me...I'm just amusing myself while you're all away :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
It was a GREAT GREAT trip. A wee bit of post-trip depression sinking in. Plotting how I can get paid to travel (write? photograph?).

you n me both babe. I have fantasies of being a food allergy aware tour guide :P

OK...count me in!!! :D We need to figger out a way for a group to travel together....tropical climes in the winter...we're allowed to do the northern climes in summer.

Hows about a sign language interpreter?

ME COME????

I am fluent in English :lol:

uuhhhh.....maybe what we need is a Gluten Free Commune that includes all of these things, and supports ourselves

*cough*

Erm......I think we invented that once before many moons ago (pre T)............ it kind of went pear shaped :(

AMANDA!!! The trip with your mum sounds FAB!!!! :D

PATTI!!! :wub:

JOODEE!! How're ya doin? ;)

Psillies!!, I have to renew Alan's passport... in case we go abroad overseas in the summer or a day trip En France

It doesn't run out 'til November - but you have to have more than 6 months left on it to travel

:huh: Whaaaat in hell??????

As he's 16yrs now it has to be an Adult one <KA-CHING!!!!!> .... to the tune of

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Where is everybody? Tumbleweeds drifting through ....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Must mention- yesterday in the warm weather John and I took a stroll through the back yard to assess it's potential and all the work we need to do to it. I have decided I am going to have a garden this year- My first ever! I am going to grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and hopefully lettuce. I want some sunflowers by the porch and in the front of the house I am going to plant flowers. I am so excited!

Anyone have any good tips for me?

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