The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

:lol:

sorry Sills, no links shall be posted

but - the email has been sent :lol:

I'm wild with suspense - will he write back?

he's alreayd heard about me from my neighbor

I am cracking meself up

[flourgirl]

Hey Psuessly! Good luck on your YOWZER!!! You got the poifect snuggly Kitteh...it's in the stars for you go have a poifect snuggly Pritteh wander in through your door!!!!

[flourgirl]

Oh! Psuess, I phergot! Dolicos is a vine (you might see it called Hyacinth Bean) that is an annual. Tis phast growing...about 10', and smells wonderful! All parts of it are supposed to be edible...leaves, flowers, bean pods, even roots....but I have not yet partaken of it! I just love the look of it, and the smell of it, and the phact that the hummers like it so much! I save the bean seeds to start new plants the next year. If I can phind the right pics, I'll set up the next av wif dem! One year on a biiiiig trellis (the vines pulled it over so we had to anchor it!), last year climbing up the deck (second story deck). Geezly...I just luv flowers!

[nikki-uk]

Depends . . . where did you find the cat poo this morning???

Were you standing on tiger-pig at the time??

THAT would be a poo crime most HEINOUS!!! (has never happened..gaaawd forbid)......resulting in immediate and swift eviction from the premises!!

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My favoUrite would have to be 'English' (I also like that he does NOT have those weird blue eyes!)

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

Exciting news Ryan!

If I win (yeah, that's gonna happen ) there's gonna be one heck of a gluten free partay! Of course, you'll all be invited

Niknik....better get that phan-driven parachute ready!!!!

SOD the phan driven contraption!!!....if yer win the lottery I'm arriving PHIRST class daaahhhling

The Bold and the Beautiful.

OMG the drama, the angst, the facial expressions.......the plastic surgery (on both the women and the men, YIKES)............it was so.........

COMICAL!!!!!

I could not stop watching and examining these faces that don't even look real, like a train wreck pulling you in

Why do people think that looks good????????

It used to be shown here.....had a cult following ....was the butt of many jokes if I remember

OH!!!!!, and talking of TOO much plastic surgery....WHAT in hell happened to Mickey Rourke???????

....part deux later......

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies- Tis still warm out--went for a quick walk outside with a coworker about 45 mins ago---still wondering why I came back into the hospital!

[nikki-uk]

Hope everyone who is enjoying a warmer than normal day gets out there at least for a phew minutes--I have a couple windows open--and I'm weraing sandals Me pheet are happy

PadT's wearing her Birks???

NOT a hint of spring here ...still in Uggs (swore I'd NEVER wear 'em, but damn! they are warm )

Glad you had a good time visiting the relatives Pattee!!!

See, now this is a classic example......in some circles, you might be asked "who you are wearing" (hate that expression....I mean, gawd ).......but here, it's "who is yer bruise?"

A subtle but important difference

*SNORT!*

Paddeigh upping the wackl!!!!

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

saw his pic in the paper last week, and an article, and YOWZA, I'm writin' to him :lol:

HOLD ME!!!!!! ......scared!!

UM, the 'cold thing' .....also NEVER get 'em.............more to do wiv going to the gym than being gluten-free for me

...and BTW, my dryer also holds water......maybe a commonwealth thang???? ......it condenses

[Darn210]

Oh! Psuess, I phergot! Dolicos is a vine (you might see it called Hyacinth Bean) that is an annual. Tis phast growing...about 10', and smells wonderful! All parts of it are supposed to be edible...leaves, flowers, bean pods, even roots....but I have not yet partaken of it! I just love the look of it, and the smell of it, and the phact that the hummers like it so much! I save the bean seeds to start new plants the next year. If I can phind the right pics, I'll set up the next av wif dem! One year on a biiiiig trellis (the vines pulled it over so we had to anchor it!), last year climbing up the deck (second story deck). Geezly...I just luv flowers!

I'm off to google hyacinth bean . . . I'm looking for a climber . . . need to see if it will grow here.

[Green12]

Jules, you have stumbled upon quite possibly my MOST FAVORITE daytime phenomenon - - The Bold and the Beautiful is simply unparalleled in its surgerized, coiffed, tanned, poorly-acted, outrageously-plotted magnificence.......... x 100

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it any time I"m home and remember it's on

you are in for HOURS of riveting fascination *snooooooooooooooort*

<insert a Patti Hee! here>

Well I don't plan to watch, just plan on making fun of it...severely

Even though I'm not Kween . . . I am now declaring this to be a "Jess" as she is becoming known for requiring links/sources on the rest of the forum!!!

Double hee!!

but - the email has been sent :lol:

I'm wild with suspense - will he write back?

he's alreayd heard about me from my neighbor

A development!!!!!!!! On the edge of me seat waiting to hear what happens!

OH!!!!!, and talking of TOO much plastic surgery....WHAT in hell happened to Mickey Rourke???????

Nik, cat poo crimes? HEINOUS!!

Poor Mickey Rourke, I do kind of feel sorry for him....I think he said he had complications, or had bad work done er summat....obviously.

Sillies- Tis still warm out--went for a quick walk outside with a coworker about 45 mins ago---still wondering why I came back into the hospital!

Sounds lovely Amanda

Oh and yer garden, I am so jealous!! I want one of me own someday, how exciting for you to be able to start one!

NOT a hint of spring here ...still in Uggs (swore I'd NEVER wear 'em, but damn! they are warm )

Glad you had a good time visiting the relatives Pattee!!!

Nikki in Uggs!!! So very posh!! ....are you wearing your shiny sparkly earrings with them?!?!

Hi Ryan!!! Good to see you pooping in, Cape Cod sounds awesome

Lisa, hope you feel better soon

[Jestgar]

<insert a Patti Hee! here>

Double hee!!

:lol:

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

hee

?

[JNBunnie1]

I like the husky named Rachel best. She's so cute, reminds me of a dog we used to have.....

I SO know what you mean about the snotrags!!!!! My boyfriend does it more than me. I don't tend to be as much of a 'dripper'. More like a clogger....... Hee.

[Green12]

:lol:

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

hee

?

HAh ha!

Or should I say Hee Hee

Or..... Hee x 2

I SO know what you mean about the snotrags!!!!! My boyfriend does it more than me. I don't tend to be as much of a 'dripper'. More like a clogger....... Hee.

snaught rags!!!!!

and clogger

Patti, sorry I missed when you were saying yer goodbyes. Gosh I can't even imagine how hard that must have been

Bevvy poo, yer motorcycle (scooter?) accident sounds like it smarted. Ouch!! Hope you are resting up and revering well

[elye]

My favoUrite would have to be 'English' (I also like that he does NOT have those weird blue eyes!)

Um .. .. . .... . . . methinks perhaps I am known to have those weird blue eyes . . . . ...

UM, the 'cold thing' .....also NEVER get 'em.............more to do wiv going to the gym than being gluten-free for me

Yup....me, too. .. .. .

...and BTW, my dryer also holds water......maybe a commonwealth thang???? ......it condenses

But of course!! I have in fact read of this, in some tourist magazines. . . . . ...Commonwealth Condensation. .... . ...

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

Hey! It's HEE² .... . .. ... ..

[Jestgar]

Um .. .. . .... . . . methinks perhaps I am known to have those weird blue eyes . . . . ...

oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans

Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit He should probably get used to that though. :drool:

[elye]

Blue-eyed Hans?? Jess, did you not have yer phone with you? Could you have not snapped a pic of this wonder, and put him up for us all to see?? Gads.... . . . do NOT let this happen again. . . . . ..

[curlyfries]

Blue-eyed Hans?? Jess, did you not have yer phone with you? Could you have not snapped a pic of this wonder, and put him up for us all to see?? Gads.... . . . do NOT let this happen again. . . . . ..

Did you get a look at his thumbs?

[Mtndog]

Psillies- So much to tell!!!!! Had a very MYS-teerious day!

But first I must say Jess- I LURVE your av!

Opened me trunk (hatchback Subaru so not really a trunk) to find a brand new short sleeve soccer shirt for ENGLAND! Nikki- were you here? I've no idea where it came from! But I like it and I'm keeping it.

Then I went out for a drive and decided to go drive down the (one block) main street of this little hamlet here called Magnolia. Found this store open called Silent Seed. The young man running it was deaf and mute but we had a great conversation (mostly on a notepad). I left with a very in-need-of-TLC but rare plant Desert Rose

It needs a LOT of TLC but I was so intrigued by this young man and the rare but in need of TLC plants that I had to buy it. It's already SIX years old!

And Em- just sponsored Levi- I get a bootie? Is that a bootie call? :lol:

I wanna be in sandals!! Have you got yer Birks on, Pahteeee? It's mild here, too.......about 7 C. Got me light jacket ready for when I go out again.

I WANT MY FLIP FLOPS!

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

Suze- So intrigued by your YOWZA!!!!!!!!!

oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans, Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit He should probably get used to that though. :drool:

Oh....go Miss Jess! Did you bat yer eyelashes at him? :wub:

Did you get a look at his thumbs?

[Mtndog]

Did you get a look at his thumbs?

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With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol:

[Green12]

oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans

Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit He should probably get used to that though. :drool:

Well you know what I have to say about that..............

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or Hubba x 2

Lisa, thumbs! <snort>

[Jestgar]

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With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol:

I couldn't even tell you if he had hands

tried to search the uw site for pics of residents, but no luck

[JNBunnie1]

There was a boy I half-dated (mostly just fooled around with a little, ahem) when I was in high school, and he had PASTEL blue eyes. Most blue eyes you see are sort of clear and light, you know? His were opaque, pastel blue. It was like looking at the difference between normal Tv and 3D. It was AMAZING. They just jumped out o fhis face at you. And there was another boy I didn't date who had rather dark italian skin, thick, luscious black lashes, and steel gray eyes. I think I'll be able to remember those two pairs of eyes all my life.....

[jerseyangel]

Did you get a look at his thumbs?

Oh....go Miss Jess! Did you bat yer eyelashes at him? :wub:

With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol:

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't even tell you if he had hands

Hee! Jess got lost in a pair of blue eyes

[elye]

And Em- just sponsored Levi- I get a bootie? Is that a bootie call?

YAY! Bevel's in on the race!

You get a bootie? Not sure about this. . . .....must be a dog bootie that the racing dogs are all required to wear. Perhaps you will be getting one in the mail.. . .

I cannot remember receiving any such thing, and we've been sponsoring Michelle for three years, now.

I WANT MY BOOTIE!

Wonder if they send out complementary penis slings?

HUBBA HUBBA!

This all sounds much like the smoldering baby blues of Mike Fisher, doesn't it, Jooooles?

[curlyfries]

I think eyes are what I notice most whan I look at a guy.......but not necessarily the color. It's the expression behind them. That look of caring....hard to explain.

I've been meaning to ask you, Bunnie......what happened to your av?

BTW........it is freakin windy here........downright scary

Jess.........can you picture him in a Kilt?......We need a use for the name Hans........like Edna and Sven!

Dying to know if Soozie gets a response from YOWZA!!! ......wanted to help her write that email!

[flourgirl]

Leeezah! We are supposed to get the wind when you're done with it! It's not here yet. I went outside 15 minutes ago, noticing a nice, warm breeze, and thinking the rain's gotta be a wayz away yet becoz there is lots of clear skie. Heck, suddenly it's pouring out there! I expect your wind will be here shortly.

I'm an "eye" gal myselph. I don't tend to notice what people are wearing, but you can tell a lot about a person thru their eyes.....the windows into the soul and all of that. Take Taaawwwmm fer instance. I've noticed his eye, haven't you? Must be something wrong with me that I don't generally notice thumbs, tho!

I HAVE heard that there is a correlation regarding the size of hands and feet. I assume it's about the same sort of thing.

Shutting down for the night....high wind coming directly from Kansas. Wonder if I'll hear Dorathy and Toto on their way through

[flourgirl]

Hans Alert = code for extreme hubba hubba....too good to care about the thumbs?