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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Queen Lizzie's head! :lol:

Well....I just punched "John Smith" into a Phacebook search.

:huh:

:wacko:

:lol:

It says that there are over 500 pages of them, and as I curiously glanced at the first few, wanting to note their country of origin, I eventually had to stop at page eleven......All eleven pages were still John Smiths from Ottawa! Crap, I'd be there all night, just waiting to get outta me own city. . . . ..... :lol:


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tom Contributor

Hi hi hi x5 or so :)

elye Community Regular

Hi, Ptaoughmghmn! :) How's every li'l thing?

Jestgar Rising Star

He's been gone too long to hit all the little things - just start with the highlights.

curlyfries Contributor
Gads it's been a long week. Can we have Monday off?? Who's queen around here?

The Queen has Monday off :D .....I say go for it! :P

Ok, I joined facebook.

All right Treesuh, I'm going in too . . . cover me . . . I'll see if I can find you.

Aaaahhhhhh.........my plan has worked! ;) The Queen's job is done!

Um - Leesah - I need to know how to find that veterinary emergency application - - why can't I find it? can't even find what I accepted....

I took a quick peek over there and it looks like you figured it out :P But if someone wants to know, what I do is go on someone's page and find where they have sent or accepted Veterinary Emergencies and click on it.

Hi hi hi x5 or so :)

That's it???? <_< ......Hi??????

How's the horn o' plenty???? :rolleyes: (ummmmmm....that's not necessarily referring to Em's question)

Hi, Ptaoughmghmn! :) How's every li'l thing?

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Hi hi hi x5 or so :)

What he said. ;) Hiya Tickle Tawwmmnnmm! Hope you're doing all right!

I just came back from "you know where" ;) . I HAD to know what these flowers, flares, flairs were. It wasn't something to line up on the road behind my stalled car...uh-uh. And I got caught in lalaland and couldn't get out! Yikes! :o:P But I made it. AND the format of the page changed from one message out to another! How'm I gonna figger it out if it changes? Oh the quagmire, quicksand, shifting burning tricky sands of that place :lol::lol::lol:

Can you tell that I'm enjoying the whole thing? Can't wait to waste spend some time there tomorrow! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

I went into facebook to find the 'wonderful' thing we all couldn't miss....................

welp, i missed it :ph34r:

what are you guys talking about and where do i find it?

Know Peter joined just to see it..

so share Peter......pretty please.

Judy


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curlyfries Contributor
I went into facebook to find the 'wonderful' thing we all couldn't miss....................

welp, i missed it :ph34r:

what are you guys talking about and where do i find it?

I don't know about 'wonderful' :lol: .......but I sent you a couple :rolleyes:

I also sent you a message over there. ;)

psawyer Proficient
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curlyfries Contributor

Does anybody realize there's only 4 pages to go? :unsure:

elye Community Regular

Good Yukon Morning, Psillies!

AND:

♥ ♥ ♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

It just gets more and more romantic with each passing year. . . . . ...this is sure to make you all sick in its syrupy passion: for our Valentines gifts to one another this year, DH and I gave each other a $181.00 visit from a dishwasher repairman.

And he had SMALL THUMBS..... . . . . . ..

:lol:

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WOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!! Oh, fabulous, I am SO excited!! :):)

The first musher takes off from the starting line in Whitehorse at 11 am their time, and the subsequent mushers are staggered every subsequent ten minutes. Not sure how many mushers have finally qualified and made it to the starting gate this year ... . .last year I believe twenty-one started.

GO, MICHELLE, GO!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Happy Valentines Day Psillies!!!

So as you know . . . I had to run out at the last minute and get valentines for the preschool kids. Yesterday, when I picked up the mail, I found a tissue covered flower in the mailbox and a little notecard that told me it was from one of my sweet preschool kids. I picked it up and looked down into the tissue and could see rose leaves. I grabbed the mail and headed to the school bus stop to pick up my kids. As I walked, I checked out my new flower . . . it was buried down deep into the tissue paper . . . I moved tissue paper out of my way and then moved leaves out of my way . . . only to find . . . NO flower :blink: . . . it was just the stem :huh::lol::lol: . . . so I brought it in and put it in a vase. I wanted to make my husband jealous . . . :lol::lol::lol:

GO Michelle!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
It just gets more and more romantic with each passing year. . . . . ...this is sure to make you all sick in its syrupy passion: for our Valentines gifts to one another this year, DH and I gave each other a $181.00 visit from a dishwasher repairman.

Get a room!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

My telehubby and I made a conscious decision NOT to celebrate valentines day.....how's that for romantic newlyweds? I used to work in a retail greenhouse/nursery/florist center. It' amazing how a $9 bookay of roses would suddenly be worth $40!!! I found it to be disgusting way back then...the waste of money....but then again that's just my opinion :P

Must be everybody's over at phacebuk this a.m. It echos in here, and seems hardly anybody's been here yet today....Hellooo.....elooo....loooo....ooooo

:lol::lol::huh:

flourgirl Apprentice

OK....so I go to phacebuk....There's a line in there about my friends had something to day about me...only to get a message in horrible english that basically nothing was said....

And then there is this intelligence test...actually several in one?.....but they want personal information including cell # to get my score.....? I gave no information, but geto shifted around to a couple of other sites that did not want to let me get out! Not too sure I like all of that. So...I guess we have to watch out for the "gimmiks". I pheel so unsophistikated with this stuff....but I'm learning!

Hope you're all well today... :D

curlyfries Contributor
So...I guess we have to watch out for the "gimmiks". I pheel so unsophistikated with this stuff....but I'm learning!

Ahhhhhh, yes, little grasshoppuh.........you learn well. ;) Phacebook just recently added that 'something to say about you' to everyone's page.......the Valentine's gift was added by them also.

I wasn't expecting or planning anything for today......too commercial, and besides, we've got to watch our pennies. So hubby comes home yesterday with a $50 gift card from work for his perfect attendance!

So I got to go clothes shopping!!!!!!!! :D<teehee>........I haven't been this size since high school! B)

flourgirl Apprentice

Glad you got to go clothes shopping and enjoyed it! Something I've always disliked. Seems my fashion sense is always out of kilter :lol::lol: .

Been watching the birdies some this morning....very busy bathing day! Can't believe the goldfinches are already turning brighter, and they are all much more vocal. Many robins today (though I pretty much see them year round), red wing blackbirds are back.....and of course those feathered rats (starlings) are making an appearance. Really itching to go outside to play in the dirt...but it's still too early (wet....cold...brrrr). Springs a-comin! :D

curlyfries Contributor

I just luuurve goldfinches! :wub:

Green12 Enthusiast

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Sillies!!!!!!

:wub: :wub:

Not much to share today.....I watched a cute movie last night (at least I thought it was cute) called Penelope with Christina Ricci and James McEvoy. It's kind of a fantasy/fairytale and warm fuzzy hearted. I liked it!

Hope all have a love and (chocolate??) filled day! :D

psawyer Proficient

Good morning! Just barely made that--almost noon here.

We're taking a looong weekend off. We don't have to be at work until Wednesday morning. :)

(OK. We do have to drop by on Monday to feed Becky & Caramel, but the store is closed for the holiday.)

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi Pieterr! Glad you two get to have some time off! :) I'll be working Monday, if the weather is at all decent there will be lots of people visiting the park! 99% of the visitors are great people....but those few......oof! Apparently a National Park is not part of the real world.....road signs mean nothing, and you don't have to be respectful to others, or to the land (to those few, I mean). The warm days we've had recently....it's been a madhouse like in the summer! :lol:

Jewwels...hope yer day was a choco-lah-tee day, too!

Later.....

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Sillies--Happy Valentine's Day :wub:

Hee! I'm at Starbuck's now but we were just at WalMart and did you know that mens' underwear is now available wif a "sculptured pouch"? Coulda knocked me over wif a feather :lol:

Pataughmn and PeOter......are you aware of this phenomenon?? :huh::P

On another note.......won't bore ya'll wif the boring details but when I get to Houston, the phirst thing I'm gonna do is put me pheet up wif a glass of wine and let out one big sigh of relief :lol::lol::lol::unsure: Honest to gawd, the last week or so I don't know whether I'm coming or going :o

Hope you get to enjoy a wee bit 'o' chocolate, Julie :D

Enjoy yer time off Jacquie and PeOter :rolleyes: Don't do anything I wouldn't do

Go Michelle!!!!! :D

Pheelin' better, Jan-it?

I know I phorgot lots--I think of youse guys even when I'm not at me computer ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Good Yukon Morning, Psillies!

AND:

♥ ♥ ♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

It just gets more and more romantic with each passing year. . . . . ...this is sure to make you all sick in its syrupy passion: for our Valentines gifts to one another this year, DH and I gave each other a $181.00 visit from a dishwasher repairman.

Well now, I am wishing we had at least done this for each other as my dishwasher DIED THIS VERY MORNING !! :o

Had to resort to doing the washing up by hand! <send help!!!>

T'was a foul crockery crime I tell ya!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

HI to all see-lees AND huskies! :D

Sculptured pouch eh??? :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
did you know that mens' underwear is now available wif a "sculptured pouch"? Coulda knocked me over wif a feather :lol:

:blink::unsure::huh::rolleyes:

On another note.......won't bore ya'll wif the boring details but when I get to Houston, the phirst thing I'm gonna do is put me pheet up wif a glass of wine and let out one big sigh of relief :lol::lol::lol::unsure: Honest to gawd, the last week or so I don't know whether I'm coming or going :o

Glad you can poop in on yer way from where yer comin from to where yer goin! :D

.....and what makes you think you've got time to relax when you get to Houston?......Besides all the unpacking, the next Royal appointment has your name on it! ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast

:lol::lol: Patti said *sculptured pouch*

So Patti . . . what is your timeline? When do you close? When do you have to be out? When do you look for an apartment in Houston or has Mark already done that?

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