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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Day three begins:

Michelle's now in ninth .. . . .....

:)


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Day three begins:

Michelle's now in ninth .. . . ..... :)

whew.........finally safe to post.

congrats new queen Nikkie :)

Em

thanks for the link. I so enjoyed reading it

Jim has always wanted to go to Alaska. Who knows, might meet them sometime.

glad to be getting the updates

keep them coming.

go Michelle.

judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GOOD afternoon chaps!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Jess's 'craig list' man :lol::unsure:

Michelle's off to a good start!!!!! :D

I have duly informed my husband that as I am now Queen I simply canNOT continue to live life sans dishwasher

He (Tel) looked at me like this-------> :huh: and said:

''You might be a Queen but we're still bloody skint luv''........

:lol::lol::lol:

...and so the hunt is on, currently checking Ebay for CHEAP dishwashers :rolleyes:

Kids are at home all week (well 2/3 are) :wacko:

I discovered today that Harry the wee stray I took in has had his purr-box stolen :o (I believe Boris the ginger stole it as he purrs like a motor boat)

No amount of cajoling or gentle tickling under the chin works :unsure:

Harry is a tabbeh kitteh SANS emotion!!

He seems quite happy - poor thing just can't express it! :lol:

BTW: I would prefer a CROWN (sparkly) to a MITRE (not sparkly <_< ) thank you veddy much!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
''You might be a Queen but we're still bloody skint luv''........

:lol: Tel is phunny :lol:

How are all me sillies today? :D

Oh Jess--did you pick out somethin' nice fer yerselph from craigslist? :PB):lol:

elye Community Regular
He (Tel) looked at me like this-------> :huh: and said:

''You might be a Queen but we're still bloody skint luv''........

Your Majesty! SKINT . . . .. ....this is a PHANTASTIC word.

Does it mean poor? :lol:

Why are your chillens at home all week? Is this your break that is akin to the North American "March break?" 'Tis a heinous time . . . ....a week that just goes on....and on...and on. . . . . ......

BTW: I would prefer a CROWN (sparkly) to a MITRE (not sparkly <_< ) thank you veddy much!!!!!!

GAH! The compelling wordage continues from our Queen! :lol:

Actually, Nik, you may change your mind when you learn of all the different models of mitre that you can find. There is the Official Two-horned Mitre:

http://watch.pair.com/mitre.gif

...Complete with positioning diagram (the correct angle is obviously PARAMOUNT):

http://www.slabbinck.be/temp/how%20to%20me...20a%20mitre.gif

Then there is the Classic Ecclesiastic Model (and I think the gent comes with it - - he could do yer dishes:

http://www.saintbedestudio.bizland.com/sit...lesiaMitre2.webp

But holy crap, things can get mighty complex, and even MATHY :unsure: .....this Curved Mitre for Informal Engagements rather scares me..... . .one may have to employ the Chief SOHCAHTOA Formula to get things just right:

http://chestofbooks.com/home-improvement/w...urved-Mitre.webp

Bah....you'd best stick to yer sparkly crown. . . . . ..

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
''You might be a Queen but we're still bloody skint luv''........

:lol: :lol:

Call the craigs list guy. He didn't list any rates, must mean he's negotiable

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Your Majesty! SKINT . . . .. ....this is a PHANTASTIC word.

Does it mean poor? :lol:

Why YES......imagine!!!.........Your Queen IS poor <_<

Why are your chillens at home all week? Is this your break that is akin to the North American "March break?" 'Tis a heinous time . . . ....a week that just goes on....and on...and on. . . . . ......

NO!..we get the March thing TOO (easter = 2WEEKS!!!!!!)

T'is referred to as 'half term' :blink: ....but what does it mean????

EM, THE mitRE researcher!!!! :lol:

My personal favoUrite :lol: (it's all in the angle ;) )

...but yeah...it all got a bit mathS like :blink: (askeert!)

BEST stick to me crown :lol:


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: :lol:

Call the craigs list guy. He didn't list any rates, must mean he's negotiable

Will he insist on wearing swim shorts/keeping his moustache??? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

OK, so the cats know it's a weekday and I'm supposed to be at work. Max and Lefty are doin' their (presumably) normal weekday thing - lying about, as opposed to the weekend thing - lying about on me.

I walk into my bedroom, and there's Lyle doing his (presumably) normal weekday thing. He's sprawled -sprawled!- across the open sheet part of my unmade bed (yeah, I know), back feet on my pillow, front end twisted so as to take up as much room as possible. Looks up as I walk in and says oh, hey. <_< NO remorse! NO apology for feet on my pillow, just hey.

<_< <_< wretched spoiled beasts.

jerseyangel Proficient
He's sprawled -sprawled!- across the open sheet part of my unmade bed (yeah, I know), back feet on my pillow, front end twisted so as to take up as much room as possible. Looks up as I walk in and says oh, hey.

:lol: I know that look!!

Gotta love 'em :D

elye Community Regular

Kinda sounds like Lyle was sprawled out like Mr. June in the calendar I sent out. . .. . . .. :lol:

And.. . .what else. . .. ......

I think I should like to see the Puget Sound Sex Slave in a mitre. . .. . . ...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Day three begins:

Michelle's now in ninth .. . . .....

:)

oh, fantastic! Do you think she's quite cold by now? :unsure:

Queen Nik the Dishwasherless :lol: It won't do!!!!!

Em's mitre studies :lol:

jess's blonde Puget Sound Renaissance Man Sex Slave :lol: :lol:

And - the cat lounging about yer whole bed :lol:

Wee P could not take up that much room if he tried - just a tiny, six-pound boy - very petite :wub: I want him to stay that size - six months old, he'll still grow a bit -

and - what happened to Harry's purr box and inability to express??? :huh::lol: Peanut may have it - quite the purrer - esp. when he snuggles into my neck for sleeping - GAH! :wub:

I love my babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy President's Day Sills B)

got nowt else - in fact pretty much doing nowt today - raining and cold :gleeface: and - unexpectedly have the day off - yowza!!!

I should do summat productive now :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

Wee P :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I walk into my bedroom, and there's Lyle doing his (presumably) normal weekday thing. He's sprawled -sprawled!- across the open sheet part of my unmade bed (yeah, I know), back feet on my pillow, front end twisted so as to take up as much room as possible. Looks up as I walk in and says oh, hey. <_< NO remorse! NO apology for feet on my pillow, just hey.

The NOIVE! :lol:

I think I should like to see the Puget Sound Sex Slave in a mitre. . .. . . ...

<SNORT>!!!

Quite the mental image :huh:

I should do summat productive now :ph34r:

GADS! Hardly worth the effort now..it's 10pm :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

The Wee Mr. P!! :wub: ...Snugglin' into yer neck, Soooooze......

I canna stand it . . . . .!! :wub::):lol:

Well, can you believe my dad is STILL in hospital? He was moved on Friday to the geriatric rehab unit, where seniors work with physiotherapists and occupational therapists to get home-ready once again.....he'll be in the unit for at least a week, as he has a fair amount of atrophy to work through. Quite amazing that our health care system quietly offers all of this, at no cost... . . .. Thank gawd... . !

We're going in to see him this eve. .. ....hope he has some phunny things to report. . ..

I wonder if he has ever, in all his years of character acting, worn a mitre??

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I wonder if he has ever, in all his years of character acting, worn a mitre??

:lol:

You'll have to ask him tonight--and be sure to let us know :lol:

Hope that the therapy goes along nicely and he's able to go home soon. Give dad a big ole hug from the sillies :D

elye Community Regular
Hope that the therapy goes along nicely and he's able to go home soon. Give dad a big ole hug from the sillies :D

Indeed, I shall!! :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
oh, fantastic! Do you think she's quite cold by now? :unsure:

Perhaps she's using one of them snuggie blankets wif arms??!!! . . . Perhaps the dogs don't care that she looks like fool . . . you know, she could never have mushed a dog sled wif a standard blanket . . . it has to be one of them snuggies!!!

Well, can you believe my dad is STILL in hospital? He was moved on Friday to the geriatric rehab unit, where seniors work with physiotherapists and occupational therapists to get home-ready once again.....he'll be in the unit for at least a week, as he has a fair amount of atrophy to work through. Quite amazing that our health care system quietly offers all of this, at no cost... . . .. Thank gawd... . !

Awwww . . . hope it doesn't take too long in rehab, M . . . are the stones now gone/passed??

I wonder if he has ever, in all his years of character acting, worn a mitre??

:lol:

Well, you MUST ask him . . . and I'm betting YES!!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Geez Em! I can't believe he's still in there! Are they holding him for Ransom! I truly hope he's doing much better and home soon. I second the motion for hugs from the psillies ( or did somebody already do that?)

Michelle mushes on!

Kween Niknik the "servantless"? washerless? (SNAP!) Kween Niknik the Pennyless!!!

I still want to know who the court Jester is!

Hi everybody! Too tired to type more...maybe later.

Jestgar Rising Star
Perhaps she's using one of them snuggie blankets wif arms??!!! . . . Perhaps the dogs don't care that she looks like fool . . .

I am always astounded by your gift for subtlety. :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
Perhaps she's using one of them snuggie blankets wif arms??!!! . . . Perhaps the dogs don't care that she looks like fool . . . you know, she could never have mushed a dog sled wif a standard blanket . . . it has to be one of them snuggies!!!

OMG. . . . . ... :lol::lol::lol: Jya-gnitt!! You have thought of an ingenious new market ploy for these ridiculous snuggie blankets!! They are the Yukon Quest/Championship Musher's best friend! The Musher Blankie - - for the athlete who stands on the edge of a sled for hours on end, in -50 temperatures with windchills that are astounding . .. ....arms are cozy, but free to grip the rails for dear life, adjust the beamlight on one's head, or to fight off the low-lying branches and curious grizzly. . . . ..

Yes! Must send details to Michelle......

Or POeter! Your Pet Valu could get involved! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: All the snuggly blankie-wif-arms talk :lol:

What in the Sam Hill would happen if you had to get up fast in one of those things? I could see a person running for the fone, phorgetting they have it on.... and killing themselphs in the bargin! :o:P

Darn210 Enthusiast
I am always astounded by your gift for subtlety. :lol: :lol:

What? . . . :mellow: . . . :huh: . . . :P . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular
What in the Sam Hill would happen if you had to get up fast in one of those things? I could see a person running for the fone, phorgetting they have it on.... and killing themselphs in the bargin! :o:P

Or if ya hafta do a very sudden poop??!

:o

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

We need to design a kozy-blankie.....wif arms....open at the bottom for pheet....warm enough to withstand -50 degrees.....and a Union Suit phlap (front and back?) for those sudden emergencies!!! :lol::lol:

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