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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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And, going to the dogs, oops, I mean, getting serious...

Michelle is in Dawson City where there is a 36 hour mandatory layover. She was in 7th place on her arrival.

Some snow on the ground here, but a lot less than was originally expected.


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elye Community Regular
Michelle is in Dawson City where there is a 36 hour mandatory layover. She was in 7th place on her arrival.

Yes! I feel good about this. . . ......so far, so good .. . . ..... :)

Some snow on the ground here, but a lot less than was originally expected.

Well, POeter, this is a good thing, as you don't have Barack coming to town with shovel in hand. He's comin' here, where we're getting 15 cm.... .. .

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies -

did I sound like I was bragging earlier? :huh:

cause I so was not, I do apologize if it came off that way. Can't erase my ass-hat-ness as it's been quoted. Just excited to have sumphin a little different in my pathetic life, I never get to go anywhere. :(

Okay....back to sillie

:)

flourgirl Apprentice
sillies -

did I sound like I was bragging earlier? :huh:

cause I so was not, I do apologize if it came off that way. Can't erase my ass-hat-ness as it's been quoted. Just excited to have sumphin a little different in my pathetic life, I never get to go anywhere. :(

Okay....back to sillie

:)

I had to look back a bit to see where you got the impression that someone thought you were bragging. I didn't catch that, myselph! NO, you did NOT come across that way. I thought you were just being your loveable, psilly wonderphul selph! That's it! *I* love the way you get excited over things and am so very glad that you share those things wif us! Lots of days I phind so little to get excited about. PSilliVillE and all of it's occupants are (maybe pathetically, even so) are the highlight of my day.

That said......don't ever go holding back on us. Keep the psilly, keep getting excited. Please don't let some wet blanket douse your FirE!! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
sillies -

did I sound like I was bragging earlier? :huh:

Soozle! What in the Sam Hill are you talkin' about? You were not bragging, just sharing wif us :D We love that!! :D I don't even know which post you mean :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
sillies -

did I sound like I was bragging earlier? :huh:

:huh:

WIH??

'cause yur sniifin' armstrong's pits??? 'cuz yur dog looks preggers???

curlyfries Contributor

Tuh-re-suh!!!!!!!......You hit a post phlipover!!!!!!!!.....get out your wellies!!!! :ph34r:....<learnt that on phacebook> :P

Soozle!......bragging?........never crossed my mind.......just sharin the excitement!..............mebe you could find a Lance Armstrong thumbprint?.....or even a bumprint :rolleyes:

.......oh......and perhaps you should only throw low-cal trash away from now on.......Weezie needs to watch her figure! ;)

Love all the pics :D ........I was gonna put mine up, but hubby can't get the scanner to work. <_<

Purring testicles! :lol: ......That explains so much!........a way to man's heart and all.....most 'purring' occurs after a hearty meal!

And Bev was a fashion diva ahead of her time!

Loooove the cabbage story!!......could so picture it in my mind!!!!.....only thing is....I expected you to say that you larfed so hard you peed yer pants........I would've! :o:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: Jess said "WIH" :lol:

Struck me phunny......getting punchy......probably better go to bed. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
.......oh......and perhaps you should only throw low-cal trash away from now on.......Weezie needs to watch her figure! ;)

<snort>

flourgirl Apprentice

Pah-ti....somehow your picture goes so perfectly with your "Hee"s and "snorts". I see that you are a snorter from waaaaaayyy back! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Pah-ti....somehow your picture goes so perfectly with your "Hee"s and "snorts". I see that you are a snorter from waaaaaayyy back! :lol:

:lol: Now that you mention it.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Pah-ti....somehow your picture goes so perfectly with your "Hee"s and "snorts". I see that you are a snorter from waaaaaayyy back! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TOTALLY!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

my sillies :wub: :wub:

thank you all, just didn't know if I did sound like an Ass Hat earlier, with my stupid excitement over my dinner out :lol:

well, we did go, and all the local organizers of the tour were there. We were actually held HOSTAGE to their toasts and crap :blink: it was slightly insufferable at one point and we totally ignored them and carried on our own conversation. :mellow: but - soooooooo much work went into getting this tour here and pulling it off in a tiny little town like Clovis, and, the ride through the Sierra was absolutely perfect, so there is talk of holding the race again here someday, that part is good.

No sighting or sniffing or assprint thumbprint of Lance's, or the other hot cyclists. my young friend Lauren was down there for the race today, did call me and comment on the VERY DISTINCT WEENIS DELINEATION POUCHES of cyclists' shorts :lol: says she saw EVERY package quite clearly and distinctly, could tell temp, direction of things (north, south, whatever), size, shape, all of it :lol: :lol: Likes the ARgentine cyclist quite a lot :lol: :lol:

Patti's hees and snorts from early on :lol:

and Leesarth - OMG - so right about teh lo-cal trash for the binge-er, but alas, now that there's a kitteh in the house, Weez takes every opportunity to go in there and clean up the bowls <_< what can I do???????????

Jess with a WIH :lol::lol:

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! I see you!!!!!!! we are up at the same time! yay :lol: now, what can we do about it?????????? :blink::lol: how are all of them testicularly-purring menS over there?

I am very tired, Sills, must head to bed........kitteh has gone WILD now, of course, 'tis midnight, Devil Hour for the Wee Peanut :wub: very, very funneh :lol:

'night :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning psillies!!!!!

Suzhee's about to go to bed and I've just got up!

This early in the morning there is a distinct lack of testicular purring from any of the males in me house

Pah-ti....somehow your picture goes so perfectly with your "Hee"s and "snorts". I see that you are a snorter from waaaaaayyy back! :lol:

Yes they DO!!! :lol:

just didn't know if I did sound like an Ass Hat earlier, with my stupid excitement over my dinner out

NO Sillie!!!

<3 <------ I know this can mean love heart, but could it be an arse hat on it's side (literally :lol: )....or :unsure: maybe summat purring :ph34r:

Good to see you noted the distinct weenis delineation!!!!! ;) ..........although nary a sniff of Lance <_<

So glad Weezie 'no hablar Espanol' and so not offended by the pregnancy remark!! :lol:

Gotta run!!..... laters....

curlyfries Contributor
No sighting or sniffing or assprint thumbprint of Lance's, or the other hot cyclists. my young friend Lauren was down there for the race today, did call me and comment on the VERY DISTINCT WEENIS DELINEATION POUCHES of cyclists' shorts :lol: says she saw EVERY package quite clearly and distinctly, could tell temp, direction of things (north, south, whatever), size, shape, all of it :lol: :lol: Likes the ARgentine cyclist quite a lot :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Soozie....Tinkerbell's food dish is kept in the dining room with a baby gate to keep out Zeus....she's the only one who eats in the dining room :lol: But now after 4 years, Zeus has figured out how easy it is to get over it, so the dish is on the counter. Zeus luuurves kitteh food <_<

<3 <------ I know this can mean love heart, but could it be an arse hat on it's side (literally :lol: )....or :unsure: maybe summat purring :ph34r:

:lol: .........Hmmmmmm.....this gives me an idea.......

<3-

:lol::ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

here is a little laugh to start your day- yesterday I had to sit through mandatory sexual harassment training which all hospital employees need to attend....an hour long!

So here is what I learned-

1) Tupperware parties are a thing of the past! Now the rage is erh-- toy parties....lol! :P:P so as the Med Center cannot regulate what we choose to participate in they did say that we need to keep all party details at home- Posting signs and invites in the hallways/break rooms or bringing in the catalog is not professional and can be offensive....darn!

2) It is not approproiate to comment on another coworkers appreal- no matter how cute you think he/she looks....where is the Phun in this!

3) Hand Gestures are as bad as the words themselves.

4) Sexual favors are not how to get advancements in the workplace--than dang it how else am I going to be CEO here????

And then there was the video!

A modern times video with sub-par acting and def. low budget! Pretty much what is expected of training material. It was of about 10 situations and then we were to tell the instructor was what crossing the line...

Highlights- Two men telling a woman coworker she was bootylicious....yep! they used that word- how 90's!

A woman sending stalker emails to another coworker whom she had an interest in

There was also a Tranny in there!

So that was it--hope you enjoyed the laugh! I spent the whole hour laughing! Can you believe they make us learn this crap- Honestly if you dont know by now how to act than you got problems!

GO MICHELLE!!!!!

All other sillies have a great day!

Hopefully this wkend I can post a baby pic of me too!!!

elye Community Regular

Mornin' peeps!

All right....the city's at the ready....barricades up everywhere, the streets all cleared, psnough all plowed, fluffed up and whitened... ..he'll be here for about five hours - -an hour meet and greet with our Governor General, then an hour with the Prime Minister, a quick tour of the Hill, then he's whisked over to my place for a half-hour's shovelling of me driveway.

Mr. Chow has already been out performing a "Thousand Suns" Morning Greeting, for safe travels and prosperity.. .. ..

:lol:

my young friend Lauren was down there for the race today, did call me and comment on the VERY DISTINCT WEENIS DELINEATION POUCHES of cyclists' shorts :lol: says she saw EVERY package quite clearly and distinctly, could tell temp, direction of things (north, south, whatever), size, shape, all of it

Wow........SO much to comment on, here....lord, where to begin . . .... :rolleyes:

Now, I may need some clarification and/or education on this, but when caught up in a pair of pants/shorts, isn't penile configuration/delineation always north? NW or NE, or perhaps Due North, but always northerly? South just, um....doesn't happen, does it?? :huh::huh:

:lol:

<3 <------ I know this can mean love heart, but could it be an arse hat on it's side (literally )....or maybe summat purring :ph34r:

oUo .. . . ......Summat purring . . .. ....and NOT in a pair o' biking shorts (note delineation). . . . ....

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
here is a little laugh to start your day- yesterday I had to sit through mandatory sexual harassment training which all hospital employees need to attend....an hour long!

Before I started working in the lab where I am, a bunch of us met for beers in stead of after work. Our two labs kinda worked together, but on opposite sides of the city, so I had seen these guys at previous "lab meetings". Pitchers came, and I happened to be an excellent pourer, so I filled peoples glasses with just the right amount of foam on top. One of the guys from the lab I would (possibly, at that point) be in, took his mug and said:

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you give really good head.

Still my favorite person in the lab.

flourgirl Apprentice

It IS unfortunate the phear of lawsuits, joblosses, and other recriminations has taken a lot of phun out of the workplace. I understand the need for such limits.....but like everything else we take it toooo far! I know a fellow who lost his (great) job over a simple, unfounded, un-investigated accusation. The company would not back him up at all! The good news was he ended up in an even better job later. BUT the point is all someone has to do is claim that something (almost anything) is offensive. Pah!!! Too often verges of the ridiculous. I've always said.....if you gotta work hard, you may as well have a little fun doing it. If someone doesn't like your (strange, odd, twisted, synical) humor all they have to do is say so and just not participate.

ANYWAY......strange weather here today. Dark, Black, Gloomy....then sun....then snow....then black again....kinda like lookin in one of those Kaliedoscopes!

<3- :lol::lol::lol: x 10!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Psuessly.....your friend didn't happen to get pictures..did she? I mean...cell phones often have that capability......just wondering! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
my young friend Lauren was down there for the race today, did call me and comment on the VERY DISTINCT WEENIS DELINEATION POUCHES of cyclists' shorts :lol: says she saw EVERY package quite clearly and distinctly, could tell temp, direction of things (north, south, whatever), size, shape, all of it :lol: :lol:

I bet they get their underwear at Wal Mart :lol: (refer to me recent post re: sculptured pouch)

Gotta run!!..... laters....

Have a good day, Nik :D We're like two ships that pass in the night :rolleyes:

yesterday I had to sit through mandatory sexual harassment training which all hospital employees need to attend....an hour long!

Good lawd!! And they actually said "bootylicious" :lol: How cheesy..... :P

Still my favorite person in the lab.

Oh yeah! Twould be mine too :lol:

Off to do a phew errands--be back later :)

elye Community Regular
It IS unfortunate the phear of lawsuits, joblosses, and other recriminations has taken a lot of phun out of the workplace.

Especially in the schools.. ....teachers can no longer put a comforting arm around a frightened, frustrated or hurt child, let alone give them a hug. 'Tis a sad time, in many ways. . . . . . ... :(

Psuessly.....your friend didn't happen to get pictures..did she? I mean...cell phones often have that capability......just wondering!

:lol: Yah! And it can be done clandestinely....hold yer phone up, pretending to search your directory.....activate the zoom, and bob's yer uncle! :lol:

Um.....no one has answered my north-south query....I actually am now quite curious about this .. . . ...did I offend??. . . . .... :unsure: . . . ...Didn't think that was possible 'round here. . . ..... <_<<_<:ph34r: I'm assuming it is because we need to be asking those who really know.. .. . .....

POeter?

Ptaoughmghmn?

I bet they get their underwear at Wal Mart :lol: (refer to me recent post re: sculptured pouch)

:lol: Jya-gnut! Get on this!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
So here is what I learned-

1) Tupperware parties are a thing of the past! Now the rage is erh-- toy parties....lol! :P:P so as the Med Center cannot regulate what we choose to participate in they did say that we need to keep all party details at home- Posting signs and invites in the hallways/break rooms or bringing in the catalog is not professional and can be offensive....darn!

2) It is not approproiate to comment on another coworkers appreal- no matter how cute you think he/she looks....where is the Phun in this!

3) Hand Gestures are as bad as the words themselves.

4) Sexual favors are not how to get advancements in the workplace--than dang it how else am I going to be CEO here????

WHAAAAAAAT in hell?????????

I CANNOT work under those conditions!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

Wow........SO much to comment on, here....lord, where to begin . . .... :rolleyes:

Now, I may need some clarification and/or education on this, but when caught up in a pair of pants/shorts, isn't penile configuration/delineation always north? NW or NE, or perhaps Due North, but always northerly? South just, um....doesn't happen, does it??

THIS kept me awake most of last night!

We MUST know!!!!

oUo .. . . ......Summat purring . . .. ....and NOT in a pair o' biking shorts (note delineation). . . . ....

One of the guys from the lab I would (possibly, at that point) be in, took his mug and said:

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you give really good head.

<3-

*SNORT*

<snackle>

PURRRRrrrr

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
..did I offend??. . . . .... :unsure: . . . ...

Pseriously Em, is that even possible wif this group?? :lol:

Tis true that the sillies who actually posess the said equipment may be the best to comment on this. I would think it's a challenge to keep it all in place, not to mention comphortable, given tight biking shorts and the like......<giggle>

elye Community Regular
......<giggle>

Ahh! POIFECT wif yer av, Pah-teigh!! Like it's just come outta yer mouth . . . .. :lol:

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