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Jess- Sorry about the surgery/pain (I don't think I knew you were having it). Hope you feel better soon!

OMG!!!

BEV!!!! How do you find sh!t poop like this????

Two words, well three for ya: Kurt, Uncle Ray (that one was Kurt) :lol:

What child would tolerate ......ahem.......insertion of this gadget? <_<

......and whose supposed to clean that thing?????

..........I can picture a lifetime of therapy...... :o

It can't be real.

Serious serious therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honest to gawd, I am SOOOO pleased we have our Bevel in with us, constantly finding these unforgettable products!!!! :lol::lol: This outdoes the sauna pants, Bev......I actually believe that it outdoes anything and everything. .. . . . . ...

Um, yeah, the cleaning question. . .. .....actually, I did notice one terrific poster ask in the forum underneath the ad, "Is it dishwasher safe?"

Dishwasher safe :lol: ewwwwww.............OMGAWD- forgot about the sauna pants!

Here's some music for ya:

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Honest to gawd, I am SOOOO pleased we have our Bevel in with us, constantly finding these unforgettable products!!!! :lol::lol: This outdoes the sauna pants, Bev......I actually believe that it outdoes anything and everything. .. . . . . ...

:lol::lol::lol:

I feel the same!!......... where would we be without Bevel's wackl scientific discoveries!!!!!!!!

Dishwasher safe?? :unsure::lol:

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OMG!!!!

How excellent was that?!?!?!

The lyrics, the coolness factor, the singing!!!!!

....must add it to my itunes.....TOOT SWEETY!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

GADS!...Sat eve.....bored......NCIS on in the background (I can't get on with it..dunno why?)...nowt doing <_<

OH PadT!!!!....... exciting news about your boy's new place!!!!!!!!!!

JESS!! Hope the gnee ain't hoiting too much!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

everything is PHUNNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: *snackle*

Well, almost everything... :( Em, I think your friend WILL be okay! Will have her in my thoughts.......

and the knees.......sending healing to the bad knees.......

Had too many quotes, had to erase it all, b@#$%$#% - so, forgot everything -

bit of a busy weekend here, so, not the usual staying in bed for two days, as I have been doing lately in the cold weather :ph34r:

Lurve the poop shaper - sent it along :lol:

Corey Hart? :unsure: who IS he? :lol: I do recognize the song....was this an 80's phenom? Is he part of the two Coreys, w/ Corey Haim? *snackle*

Darling baby pics eveyrone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must mow the lawn now - HEINOUS

more later, Sills

elye Community Regular

Just hadda bring these back for everyone to howl over again.. . . ....Jahgnitt, show these to yer dinner guests tonight, get their feel on' em:

http://shortcummings.files.wordpress.com/2...a-hot-pants.webp

This is where, I am certain, the whole delineation subject took root. . . . .

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
http://shortcummings.files.wordpress.com/2...a-hot-pants.webp

This is where, I am certain, the whole delineation subject took root. . . . .

:lol::lol:

Yep--a veritable sillieville classic! :lol: Where it all began :rolleyes:

Ok gang--grab yer umbrellas and get a look at me post count :o I generally don't pay any attention to it....I just gab along..... but wow :P

elye Community Regular
:o I generally don't pay any attention to it....I just gab along..... but wow :P

Gaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Think that snow they are calling for 'round your parts may come down as big-time rain, Pahteigh..... :unsure:

SO! Very pleased......I'm sure I mentioned the mural I started a couple of weeks ago for Sophie's room. FINALLY, it sits finished. Actually, it was finished some time ago, I'm sure, but I kept working it over, changing an area, adding this li'l thang and that li'l detail. . ..... ... :rolleyes: Must post a pic. Sophie thinks it is "wild", "cool", and suddenly "scary"..... . . .

Hmmm....well, too bloody bad. It's goin' up in yer room, kid.. . . .. <_<:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Must post a pic.

Yes, you must!!!!!


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Hiyall!! Cold and damp and sucky to be working outside. Can't believe how many people came to the park on such a day! Busy is good, though, passes the time.

My sister is not a basketball player....however....always very busy like me. Up until last year still throwing hay for dad in the summer. I think the knee problems started a number of years ago. I feel really bad she has to go through all of this.

Ok, all of you who promise pictures.....let's see 'em. Soon (please). And not of poopshoots. That was sooooo gross! Thanks for sharing :P

Luvin' the baby pics...all of em. Cory Hart....the name didn't do anything for me, but I swear I know the voice. If I can remember I'll see if I can come up with other songs he's done. Bet I'll find some I know. What's with his lips, though. Is he trying to look pouty? Looks more like phishy to me.

Eclairs.....yes, please.....share the eclairs (at least the recipe) Can't remember the last eclair I'd had. Gotta be years!

I'll check in later.....Tarah!

Crystal Brown Rookie

I'm not worthy!!

I'm not worthy!!

I tried.. I got to page 200.. my finger got tired of clicking.. couldn't find dryer reference. . . must start again after I shower. Have to make myself not look like an electrocuted Cocker Spaniel... ighdifkhgkdfhgfighbifuhgkftgh irhgkhtfdgkh fkjgh khkdrgikhkdghfthg h < finding that reference makes me type in fitzgibberish. I don't think fitzgibberish is a language.. don't care..

hi, bye Psillies, Sillies, Phsillies =D

I be back.. I hope. That's if my remote control search doesn't get the best of me :angry:

elye Community Regular

Welcome back, Zella!

Adorable av! Who is that funny li'l sprite?

Crystal Brown Rookie
Welcome back, Zella!

Adorable av! Who is that funny li'l sprite?

Hehe, thank you :D

I was hoping to come back with knowledge of this dryer innuendo.. But, alas, I came up empty handed.. good news, I don't look like a Cocker Spaniel anymore. The maine has been tamed. *phew*

Ooh! That's Hot Rod :) and lurking in the shadows is Lucy.. aka Thing 1 and Thing 2.

curlyfries Contributor
I was hoping to come back with knowledge of this dryer innuendo.. But, alas, I came up empty handed..

Ummmmmm, forgive me, but I have a short memory.....what dryer inuendo?.........Remind me and maybe I can help :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Lee-saugh--yer baby picture in the nightie!!!!! So cute :D

I don't recall the dryer innuendo..... :huh:

Which reminds me.....whaddya call an Italian suppository? Innuendo! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Yeah, me too, Zella.. . . .. . ...cannot recall the dryer phunnee. . . . ....could it be the Commonwealth phenomenon? :huh::rolleyes:

I remember referring you to our yeti, back around page 200... . . . .

Did we ever put him in the dryer?

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ok gang--grab yer umbrellas and get a look at me post count :o I generally don't pay any attention to it....I just gab along..... but wow

:o OMG - PadTee *IS* responsible for Amanda's hospital flood!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: I knew it

Ooh! That's Hot Rod :) and lurking in the shadows is Lucy.. aka Thing 1 and Thing 2.

*snort* they are so cute!

uum - you sillies!!!!! the dryer innuendo is, I think, the dryers that have WATER in them? :unsure: I think? Those commonwealth "dryers" that......flood? :blink:

ZELLA - mgawd, you're so far behind, just skip a few hundred pages or so and get to the really wackl parts.........um, say, page 500? is that about right pholks?

There was just NEVER a time when we weren't phunnyy :lol: :lol:

Which reminds me.....whaddya call an Italian suppository? Innuendo! :lol:

*snackle*

Em! Yes, a photo of this big, SCARY mural at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies - - we have a gorgeous, huge, part scenic-preserved park here in town (and dog park is within that) ......I just went with a friend and did the HUGE loop, down to the river........let me just say that WEEZEL IS ZONKED and mommy is pleezed :lol: If it weren't for Wild Thang (who's gearing up for his nocturnal hijinks), 'twould be an awfully quiet night here :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
nocturnal hijinks

:lol: sounds spicy :lol:

The word "nocturnal" always cracks me up :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I just went with a friend and did the HUGE loop, down to the river........let me just say that WEEZEL IS ZONKED and mommy is pleezed :lol: If it weren't for Wild Thang (who's gearing up for his nocturnal hijinks), 'twould be an awfully quiet night here :lol:

Why does this whole paragraph sound incredibly naughty? :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol: sounds spicy :lol:

The word "nocturnal" always cracks me up :lol:

:lol: spicy

Why does this whole paragraph sound incredibly naughty? :ph34r:

:lol: naughty

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
The word "nocturnal" always cracks me up :lol:

Pahteigh! Are you saying it in front of a mirror? :lol:

Why does this whole paragraph sound incredibly naughty? :ph34r:

And Jess! What's that Vicodin doing to your clear, virtuous mind?? :rolleyes::P

Jestgar Rising Star
And Jess! What's that Vicodin doing to your clear, virtuous mind?? :rolleyes::P

Hey! Susie's the one with a wild thang with a zonked weasel!

I can't even type that without giggling :P

Crystal Brown Rookie

Psillie me.. I meant Yeti.. No wonder I couldn't find what I was looking for.. I saw stuff about a dryer and got confuserd :P

Yetis, dryers.. same thing? =D

I need to put myself on the spin cycle.. maybe my brain cells will realign ;P

jerseyangel Proficient
Pahteigh! Are you saying it in front of a mirror? :lol:

:lol: <snort> Makes it even phunnier! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yetis, dryers.. same thing? =D

Only here, pholks, only here :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Hey! Susie's the one with a wild thang with a zonked weasel!

I can't even type that without giggling :P

That must explain why mommy is pleased :P ......and nocturnal hyjinx still to come! :D

elye Community Regular

PATTI'S AT 15,000!!!!!!

:o

:o

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