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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Hey, Sooooze! Just as we were tuning into EHM, I read your post!

Wow....what a story..........such a courageous woman.

Think this one will make me weep....a little......

:rolleyes:


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curlyfries Contributor
Think this one will make me weep....a little......

:rolleyes:

....already have :(

elye Community Regular

OMG........I'm crying. . . ....

I never do this. . .. . . ..!!

psawyer Proficient

The rain is just coming down, and the temperature is hovering around freezing. Yuccch. I'm gonna stay indoors for the night.

A quiet night in sounds comforting. I've got some cheese and I suppose that Jess has some red wine to complement it. PARTY! Um, Jess, no tapioca tonight, eh?

Jestgar Rising Star
The rain is just coming down, and the temperature is hovering around freezing. Yuccch. I'm gonna stay indoors for the night.

A quiet night in sounds comforting. I've got some cheese and I suppose that Jess has some red wine to complement it. PARTY! Um, Jess, no tapioca tonight, eh?

I'm there, Peter. Got a couple choices for ya, and yes, I'll leave the pudding at home. :P

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Psillies!

Did you guys have yer wine and cheese fete last evening?

I believe that Queen Nikerler could well end up sharing, with Victoria, the distinction of Longest Reigning Monarch. .. ....the pages are turning quite slowly of late... . . . ..

Um, as long as that's all you share wif 'er, Nik. . . ...... . ya don't look like her, do you?? :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Susie your post---all I can say is Wow--I am speechless.

What a nice weekend the weather was amazing, I enjoyed my time with the family, although my sister flew off the handle more than once- she blames it on pregnancy hormones but my mom insists that its just Tammy's nature.

Funny story- Friday night, my cat comes tearing through the house--he is prancing around, yes he struts quite frequently...so in our living room (which you walk right into when you come in the house) it is a big great room. We have a single window at the bottom of the staircase, and two double windows at the front of the room with look onto the porch and another set of doubles which are on the side of the house behind the couch where I was sitting. I see Lucky jumping from one window and then back to the kitchen....meowing...which is not out of the usual for him, he is very talkative at the new house. I assumed he wanted the window open since it had been open in the day time since it had been warm, but by this time the temps got cooler and we had shut the window. So he gets back into the window that face the porch and I hear him smacking the window--so I get up to see what he is doing since he was not yelling. I assumed there was a bug he was smacking at. Imagine my surprise when I go to the window and see this snowball white cat sitting on the porch right in front of that window looking in at us....my cat never hissed or anything (i am surprised!) So now he has visitors... :)

I got my hair highlighted yesterday by my coworker and I love it.

And I made black bottom cupcakes last evening as well. I got this recipe from Williams Sonoma and all I had to sub in was our allpurpose flour for the gluteny all purpose flour and they turned out great :):)


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

Amanda, your home is sure agreeing with ya :D your doing lots of cooking. I'm so glad your happy there.

Your kitty even met a new friend.

ok :blink: they feed the vampires with 7 viles of blood :o .........couldn't do one of the 12 hr fasting tests at this lab. i'm waiting to see how the others come back before i try it again. Will try to get some answers from the GI who only works 3 days a week :ph34r: The 'orange jug ' arrived safely...........whew........

had to have the furnace people out yesterday and they FIXED IT........HA :angry:

dIDN'T TURN on the am so they are coming back out today.

just wanted to say hi.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin all--or should I say afternoon B)

Judith--oye, yer furnace! At least the arctic weather is over (for now anyway :P ). Hope he gets it fixed right this time and good luck wif yer jug. :rolleyes: Oye.

I'm assuming Jess and PeOter are sleeping off the wine and cheese par-tay :lol:

Amanda--so cute that Lucky has a lil' phriend! You guys are really settling in nicely--even the kitty :D

Oye again.....been on the fone for hours <_< So many things to attend to with 2 moves happening over the same weekend :o Plus, I'm getting the ole' runaround wif the COBRA <_<<_< Jeesh--we got it thinking that we were doing the right thing, but I've been since last week trying to get the certification to our new insurance co.... They of the lovely year-long pre-existing condition clause..... :huh:

I'm not in a good phrame of mood..... :angry:

Oops phorgot--loved the Pherzno EHM last night. :) I saw most of it and boy, what a story. That is the one show that will make me tear up......

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee! I used the "edited by" thingy :D ^

elye Community Regular

**********BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:**********

Just took my dad home from the hospital!

Gad, it has been about seven weeks. . . .......

Do ya think he was a little happy to be going home? <_<

He looks good. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
**********BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:**********

Just took my dad home from the hospital!

Gad, it has been about seven weeks. . . .......

Do ya think he was a little happy to be going home? <_<

He looks good. :)

This is great and wonderful news!!!!!!! :D:D

I'll just bet he's so happy to be home!! Ah Em, just think of the restful sleep he's going to have in his own bed--I'm so glad he's back home.

Mtndog Collaborator

Hallo All- Happiness on Amanda's post, Em's dad is home from the hospital :D , Suze- watched some of EHM online this morning- absolutely amazing woman and family!

Judith- All your pissy posts and vampires :lol: I'm sorry they LOST YOUR PEE :o WTH?????????

Hope their van reeks for weeks!

Em- Your sculpture sounds so cool! Can't wait for the pics!

Flourgirl- Love yer flower av!

Spring has (phinally) sprung!!! B) I only wore a cotton pullover sweater out today--no coat or anything. OK, jeans and sneakers, too :P Gawd, it's so nice not to have to bundle up to get in and out of the car! :rolleyes:

It sprung and then went limp here :lol: 4-6 inches of snaugh today! Spring could use some viagra!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess- Your recent posts :lol: :lol: and a date with a married man ;) Must be the viocodin.

Goose bowels!

:lol:

Let me see. We talk about alcoholic beverages, and then everybody passes out gets bored and goes to sleep. :rolleyes:

At least it's not with each other :lol:

I am trying not to get psyched, but there's a possibility I might get to go to the Chicago Swing Dance Classic this weekend......free!....That's 3 days and 2 nights of continuous dancing,

interrupted by the occassional nap! :P ......must not get my hopes up.

Oh...keep us posted!!!!

Well- I have good news too! Our friend made it through surgery without too much complications and was "herself" enough to say to her daughter as the residents made their way through ICU "Hey- here's your chance to snag Harvard doctor!" I love this woman!

And....in September, i will be teaching an on-line creative writing course for acollege I used to work for (shhhh....it's not really a job!)

jerseyangel Proficient
I am trying not to get psyched, but there's a possibility I might get to go to the Chicago Swing Dance Classic this weekend......free!....That's 3 days and 2 nights of continuous dancing,

interrupted by the occassional nap! :P ......must not get my hopes up.

I'm keepin' me phingers and toes crossed fer ya!! Hope it works out, Leis-ua. :D You'll be dancing till you drop--and a happy lady!

Well- I have good news too! Our friend made it through surgery without too much complications and was "herself" enough to say to her daughter as the residents made their way through ICU "Hey- here's your chance to snag Harvard doctor!" I love this woman!

And....in September, i will be teaching an on-line creative writing course for acollege I used to work for (shhhh....it's not really a job!)

That is good news about Mary! She really has been in my thoughts and I will continue to hope that she keeps doing better and better :)

Congrats on the on-line teaching!! Sounds like a job to me :D Lucky, lucky students!! ;)

elye Community Regular

Bevel! Teaching creative writing on-line....how fun does that sound!! And you don't have to be standing in front of a bored-looking auditorium full o' students......

Excellento! :) And your friend Mary...... . . . what wonderful news. :):)

What else. . . . ...

Leeeesargh! When do you know if you're dancing this weekend away?

Yep.....we've got erectile-dysfunctional spring happenin' 'round here, as well. . . . ..Psaough fallin'. . . . .... :angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh Em! glad to hear yer dad is going home....

jerseyangel Proficient
Yep.....we've got erectile-dysfunctional spring happenin' 'round here, as well. . . . ..Psaough fallin'. . . . .... :angry:

Ick! We're doing ok here....not as warm as it was over the weekend, but 56 and sunny the last I checked B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Oye again.....been on the fone for hours <_< So many things to attend to with 2 moves happening over the same weekend :o Plus, I'm getting the ole' runaround wif the COBRA <_<<_< Jeesh--we got it thinking that we were doing the right thing, but I've been since last week trying to get the certification to our new insurance co.... They of the lovely year-long pre-existing condition clause..... :huh:

I'm not in a good phrame of mood..... :angry:

Gosh Patti, i hope this will work out for you. Might there be a laps in coverage.....yep doing the right thing always gets me in trouble. :angry:

**********BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:**********

Just took my dad home from the hospital!

Gad, it has been about seven weeks. . . .......

Do ya think he was a little happy to be going home? <_<

He looks good. :)

best news ever. so happy for you and your Dad.

It sprung and then went limp here :lol: 4-6 inches of snaugh today! Spring could use some viagra!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Well- I have good news too! Our friend made it through surgery without too much complications and was "herself" enough to say to her daughter as the residents made their way through ICU "Hey- here's your chance to snag Harvard doctor!" I love this woman!

And....in September, i will be teaching an on-line creative writing course for acollege I used to work for (shhhh....it's not really a job!)

HA loved the SPRING joke......... :lol:

on line job.......maybe your getting some breaks now.......it's sure about time

happy to hear from you.

J

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

YAy for everybody's good news and:

It sprung and then went limp here :lol: 4-6 inches of snaugh today! Spring could use some viagra!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The world's biggest snowflakes are pouring down outside my living room window.... winter wasn't the LEAST impotent this year!

It had been raining all day, but the snow is actually sticking to the lawn, that's pretty intense. It won't usually stick when the ground's so wet.

Mtndog Collaborator
The world's biggest snowflakes are pouring down outside my living room window.... winter wasn't the LEAST impotent this year!

Seriously- Angus came in covered in cotton balls this morning- winter had NO need of viagra- it had that horrid side effect where it uhm......just can't get it down. :lol::ph34r:

elye Community Regular

We should be hearing from Jeeahgnutt any time now.. . . . hope all is well on her homefront. . . .

Where are you, Joooooles?

Good Queen Nikerler?

:unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
We should be hearing from Jeeahgnutt any time now.. . . . hope all is well on her homefront. . . .

Yeah--I've been missing Jan-it. Seems like she's been gone ferever :(

psawyer Proficient

We had a dusting of snow at home this morning, but there is none here at the shop. We are expecting a clear, cold overnight and then *gasp* rain tomorrow. The 'ville seems quiet today.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Seriously- Angus came in covered in cotton balls this morning- winter had NO need of viagra- it had that horrid side effect where it uhm......just can't get it down. :lol::ph34r:

*SNORT*....always a problem that :rolleyes:

GADS!, YES!, terribly quiet....got absolutely nowt phunny and NOW it's bed time!! :lol:

I'll try and get me psilly head on tomorrow phair pholks!!!!!

Your Queen must try harder to please her peeps :rolleyes:

-_- NIte!! <oooh...clean sheet night!! :D >

elye Community Regular
GADS!, YES!, terribly quiet....got absolutely nowt phunny and NOW it's bed time!! :lol:

Your Queen must try harder to please her peeps

YES! Nikerler, it is yer Ultimate Royal Duty, to be humourous. Snap to it, then!

-_- NIte!! <oooh...clean sheet night!! :D >

Ooooooh, I luuuuuuurrrrve those evenings, when I know I'll be crawling into a bed with crisp, cosy, clean sheets........:contentedface: ....mmmmmmmmmm.....can ya hear me purring?. . . ....... . .like some testicles from a few pages back..... :huh::lol:

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