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jerseyangel Proficient

I just had yogurt :o

I've had such a craving for it since I discovered the "new" Enjoy Life granola--I can't even stand it. I bought a lil' tub (a ho-tub?) of Fage greek yogurt and topped the cereal wif half of the container of yogurt.

Gawd--this stuff is good! I went dairy phree long before gluten-free, so I wasn't sure if I would even like it anymore....I went dairy phree thinking that was contributing to my stomach problems, and just never went back to eating it. I was skeered :P

So....I should know soon if this was a good idea :lol:

It was a most enjoyable experiment though, I must say! :D


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psawyer Proficient
:blink::oB)

ahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PETER............THAT PERSON MUST HAVE REALLY P!SSED YOU OFF B)

Jeesh PeOter--WIH happened???? :o Sorry you had to let someone go--I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant thing to have to do.

POeter had to phire somebody? Oh, dear. . . . .....bet he/she was stealin' pizzles er sumfin'.

He was relatively new, and was just not meeting expectations. We decided to cut our losses. Never a pleasant task.

I thought mimommy referred to Michigan, cuz she said that was where she was. I will see if I can call her Rachel. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
I will see if I can call her Rachel. :)

Yeah....

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Sills :)

Patti, thanks so much for the thoughts, Judy, and Em too :wub:

Em, I meant to say yesterday that I was so thrilled to get a friend request last week form The Ripper on the Book. It made me smile.

Hi mimommy/Rachel. Welcome to Sillyville. It's a warm, cozy, and funny place!

I just had yogurt :o

Gawd--this stuff is good! I went dairy phree long before gluten-free, so I wasn't sure if I would even like it anymore....I went dairy phree thinking that was contributing to my stomach problems, and just never went back to eating it. I was skeered :P

So....I should know soon if this was a good idea :lol:

It was a most enjoyable experiment though, I must say! :D

Patti!!! OMG, I hope it sits well with you. That would be fantastic if you could tolerate a little dairy.

So what is on everyone's Easter menu?

Gah!

I have no clue what I am going to do and I have to figure it out TODAY.

Green12 Enthusiast

Double post, weirdness.

elye Community Regular

Pahtee and her Greek Yogurt obsession .. . .. :lol:

All right, now we are in business! Rachel - - this is the name we want around here, and now be ready to never see it spelled the same way again.........Raeee-chull. .. .....

Your name signifies purity, and also means, literally, "ewe".

This is interesting. . . .. .....at five foot nuttin', you are like an innocent li'l lamb, methinks.

;):lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Pahtee and her Greek Yogurt obsession .. . .. :lol:

All right, now we are in business! Rachel - - this is the name we want around here, and now be ready to never see it spelled the same way again.........Raeee-chull. .. .....

Your name signifies purity, and also means, literally, "ewe".

This is interesting. . . .. .....at five foot nuttin', you are like an innocent li'l lamb, methinks.

;):lol:

Hee! Em posted twice :lol:

Yes!!! Our new sillie shall be named Raeee-chul!! Hey, wait a minute.....I'm Queen, so I can proclaim it!! :lol::lol: Now I'm drunk on power.....but I digress......lil' innocent Raeeeeee--chuuuul. "Ewe" are very sweet :D

Ok, that's done.....so phar, so good on the yogurt. :rolleyes:

Julie--honestly since it's just Mark and I for Easter, I think we'll go to Changs. They treated us so well last week and everything was so good that I'd really love to go back. I'll probably either make a lemon pie (thanks, Nik) or a lemon cake, though, since it won't seem like a holiday if I don't make sumphin' :P

What are you making? I'll bet its going to be most yummie, whatever it is :D

Em--what's the latest on yer dad?


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Julie--honestly since it's just Mark and I for Easter, I think we'll go to Changs. They treated us so well last week and everything was so good that I'd really love to go back. I'll probably either make a lemon pie (thanks, Nik) or a lemon cake, though, since it won't seem like a holiday if I don't make sumphin' :P

What are you making? I'll bet its going to be most yummie, whatever it is :D

Em--what's the latest on yer dad?

Patti, Changs as in PF Changs?

And Lemon Pie?? Nik posted a recipe? Must go bother Nik for said Lemon Pie recipe :lol:

Right now I am thinking I might do Salmon Patties with a Creamed Pea Sauce.

I eat chicken all the time, can't do beef or pork or lamb or turkey. So, I thought something like that would be different and festive.

Main course, check. Now to figure out the side dishes and dessert.....and to track down Nikki for lemony goodness recipe :lol:

Amanda, if you are around....thinking of John for his surgery tomorrow :wub:

And big (((HUGS))) to you, hope you are holding up ok with everything.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, Changs as in PF Changs?

And Lemon Pie?? Nik posted a recipe? Must go bother Nik for said Lemon Pie recipe :lol:

Here's the lemon pie recipe--

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.php?showtopic=56867

And here's the PF Chang story--

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.php?showtopic=56907

:D:D:D

Your salmon patties wif green pea sauce sounds delish! :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
......I am reading along....... but got NOW'T!!!!

Brain barely sparking , kids off school for two WEEKS!!! - where's me psillie GONE?!?!?!?

Gknikkeigh! Where IS your silly? has it run off with mine? <_<

I have about........30 percent silly today. And....that is 29 percent more than I had yesterday, so I"ll take it. :huh:

HUGE HUGE HUGE family drama going on in Minnesota, involving drug addiction, insanity, embezzling and losing millions, :o divorce, and I just found out about it today. Been going on for three years. Yeah, we're quite close. <_<

Takin' lessons from the Suze. Told my boss he was a smart-a$$.

oh

wait

Suze is only partially employed

..........................must look for more appropriate role model<_<

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 500

this gave me a HUGE guffaw........yes Geoss, try and remember that....I"ve known my boss 20 years.....we have a very inappropriate brother-sister relationship.....and yes, I"m partially employed and could pretty much not get fired, no matter what I do :lol:

He's now about about 1 1/2 years old, weighs in at about 80 lbs. He's convinced he's a lap dog, and likes to have his hand held. Max enjoys long walks and quiet romantic evenings at home He steals kitty food and even sneaks a bite from the litter box now and then

:o Um.......are you talking about my Weezee here? This sounds EXACTLY like her! :lol:

she is a romantic hand-holder at all times......greets everyone with a paw that they must hold, a passionate and endearing, gripping stare that friends have declared says "love me love me love me love me LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME"

:wub: and I do

This might sound completely lame, but I finally got the guts to put a photo in my profile. I went poking around in some other members profiles (Ha! I know what you look like now.) and checking out blogs and such. I wanted to see who was doing what, who I was talking to--and might I say, what a handsome lot you are. I guess I had a momentary lapse of my usual cynicism and inane/insane distrust of strangers, cuz I just went for it. Browsed my photos, hit open, and there I am. In all seriousness, I've been bothered by a weirdo or two in my life, so please, if any psychos are lurking--leave me be. I attract freaks like, well, like a butt magnet attracts coins. The pic. I chose was taken at Soaring Eagle casino on our wedding anniversary a couple of years ago, at a Brad Paisley concert. Unfortunately, after the pixel downsize it looks like my lipstick is smearded all over my face. Oh well. They let me go out in public sometimes, but they don't always check my look for me.

and we all RUSHED to yer page in a group stalking episode!!!!!!!!!! :lol: You are quite lovely!

Yes, your username does phunny things to my language processing centRE, as well.....

I say everything in my head as I read, and I briefly stop at your name every time I come across it. Me-MAW-mee........me-maw-MEE. . . ....MEE-ma-mee.. . . . . ....

At times it can sound rather sacred, like an ancient aboriginal spirit. ... .. ..

oh ma gah :lol: this cracked me up

Pieter firin' pizzle-stealing employees?

I thought mimommy referred to Michigan, cuz she said that was where she was. I will see if I can call her Rachel.

I want to call her Mimms........

So what is on everyone's Easter menu?

Gah!

I have no clue what I am going to do and I have to figure it out TODAY.

Jules! you sound subdued :( but so nice to see you post......

Easter...........going to me mum's and.....must make a FANTASTIC dessert and am furious about it. :angry: I HATE to bake.....

had more and forgot it all...................

more later, Sills.........

my thursday night is freed up now, been watching ER for FIFTEEN YEARS (one-third of my life) and it's all over now........am bereft

Jestgar Rising Star
and we all RUSHED to yer page in a group stalking episode!!!!!!!!!! :lol: You are quite lovely!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I know I did

jerseyangel Proficient
and we all RUSHED to yer page in a group stalking episode!!!!!!!!!! :lol: You are quite lovely!

Yep--all the usual suspects :lol:

:lol: us :lol:

elye Community Regular

Man, I be havin' lotsa trouble with the board today.....pages not loading, things resetting. . . . ..so this is a warning, if this ends up getting posted twelve times. :rolleyes:

Thanks for asking, Pahteeeigh! My dad is poised to come home from the hospital - - they put a new catheter in, and he gets it out when he has his surgery at the end of the month. It would be nice if he were home for Easter... ...... :)

jerseyangel Proficient
It would be nice if he were home for Easter... ...... :)

Twould be :D Here's hopin'!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

am at work, sills....

"compatibility view" w/ my screen again :blink:

Have done NOWT but torture my boss so far.... :lol:

Geoss - take my lead and do the same to your'n :P

EM! would be so great for yer dad to be with you all on Easter! :)

AND THERE"S LEESARGH!!!!!! She's squiggling as we speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):)

curlyfries Contributor

Hi all me psillies, including newbie, Ray-chill!

Speaking of Easter.......looks like Nathan will be home by then. :) Just wish Briana could be with us. Did I tell you she's gonna make me a grandma? :D We found out right before Nathan's diagnosis. They'd been talking about marriage, but now it's moved up......but yet it's also delayed because of Nathan. Anyway......this is the main reason she has stayed at home.I didn't want her going thru the worst of the stress. And she has been taking care of the house and critters. Zeus, I guess, has been seriously stressed.

Keep up the psilly!!!! I'll be going home next week and will have a computer to meself, so I'll be on more frequently.

Love you all!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

Ooohhh!!!!!......Forgot to mention......Hubby bought me a one hour full body massage ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

jerseyangel Proficient
Ooohhh!!!!!......Forgot to mention......Hubby bought me a one hour full body massage ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

This makes me happy!! :D I'd say it was the perfect gift! ;)

Glad you pooped by, Grandma-ma!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Seems like some of us are starting to crawl out of the un-psilly woodwork. Suze- You sound like me! I have about 20% of my psilly back which is about 19% more than yesterday. I do have a funny story- hope it's not a "you had to be there". My sis and nieces were over last night as it was the anniversary of my mom passing and somehow we started smelling their feet. Olivia (who is 5) had smelly feet and Nicole (who is 3) did not. So, we're teasing smelly-footed Olivia and she turns around, looks at us with her head cocked and her eyes crossed in a red neck kind of way and says "Yup, I'm starting to smell just like my daddy" in this bizarre accent. Died laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, there is also apparently a channel that tells you what it is doing outside, and what it will be doing tomorrow, and the next day... . . .... . you could have flipped onto it, Jyesss, and not had to look outside to decide your coat choice!

I love weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone, check it out--I finally figured out how to upload an avatar. My man had to help me :o Brains, braun, and new laundry room cabinets, too ;) I'm not an idjut, but geez, too many pixels or something.

That's my dog Max, when he was just a wee pup.

Hello raychill!!!!!!! I love your pupster......so cute! And your pic is lovely too!

I shall not stalk you :ph34r:

Hi all me psillies, including newbie, Ray-chill!

Speaking of Easter.......looks like Nathan will be home by then. :)

LEESARGH!!!!!!! SUCH great news- nathan home and a grandbaby! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Ooohhh!!!!!......Forgot to mention......Hubby bought me a one hour full body massage ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

I think I love that man! You deserved it!

jerseyangel Proficient
My sis and nieces were over last night as it was the anniversary of my mom passing and somehow we started smelling their feet. Olivia (who is 5) had smelly feet and Nicole (who is 3) did not. So, we're teasing smelly-footed Olivia and she turns around, looks at us with her head cocked and her eyes crossed in a red neck kind of way and says "Yup, I'm starting to smell just like my daddy" in this bizarre accent. Died laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink::P:unsure::o:P

:lol: Actually sounds like my phamily!!!

elye Community Regular

LEEEE-SAAARGH! :wub: Wow, what a bundle of good news! The best post I've read in a while.....congrats to you, Grandma!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GRANDMA LEESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: good news on so many levels!!! :)

Sills - trying to post - - and a phuse blew here - computer shut down instantly - :o

don't remember WOT I was writing -

Bevel gettin' some silly back!!!! :)

Um.....I think I just blew summat :ph34r: a guy was going to ask me out - Shane told me to email him - I did - - I think I scared him :lol:

oh well

and - - sillies I need to know what I can make with tons and TONS of milk we have leftover from a trip that they can't take on the next trip - pudding? Ice cream? (don't have an ice cream maker) What?

more later - - I am sooooooooooo restless today :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Yeah Suz--make pudding! Rice pudding, in particular, takes loads of milk.

flourgirl Apprentice
......I am reading along....... but got NOW'T!!!!

Brain barely sparking :o , kids off school for two WEEKS!!! - where's me psillie GONE?!?!?!?

...BUT :wub: you ALL DAHLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niknik....consider it a blessing if your brain shuts down when the kiddies are home for a holiday!!!! :lol::lol: Makes it so much more tolerable. ;)

elye Community Regular

Good Good Friday Morning, Psills!

A busy, busy weekend ahead, to be sure. Sophie's Championship Final Game is this afternoon.....they are playing Gloucester, a big, tough team :unsure: . . . ......

Hate being the Goalie Mom.. . . .. ...

Got relatives here, as well. And a wake this afternoon, with the funeral tomorrow. Two big Easter dinners. ... . . . ...getting my dad (hopefully) home from the hospital today or tomorrow and settled back at home. .. .. . ...Jack's big junior lifeguard swimming challenge/test. .. .. .....gotta run outside and carefully hide a million chocolate eggs for my children who seem to NEVER outgrow this love for chocolate-searching. . . . . ... . . ..man....what else, now.. . . . .....

:blink:

Will I have time to come on here??

Of course!!!

:rolleyes:

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