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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Nite nite, T-reesa! :D


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Toast :P

TOAST????????? but...........what kinda toast, you stinker????????

:lol: :lol:

I was using that crap Ener-G tapioca bread for a spell..........cardboard, basically but........

I think I told a lie, in my hamburger recollections. :ph34r:

I'd been gluten-free for about........three months? dating Robert............... (news on that, in case anyone's interested :lol: ) and, he made some burgers one night.

I toasted some Energ-G (is that their contrived spelling? or am I just drunk? :wacko: ) tapioca bread and used those for buns...........

Lord God almighty and Sweet Baby Jesus...................I actually cried. It was the only "real" hamburger I"ve had since going gluten-free.

:sniff:

:lol:

I want some BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and yummy-smelling, erudite men with big thumbs who speak English.

:lol:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG!!! I just thought of macaroini and cheese!!! The homemade kind :P

Oh man.... :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Nite all. Sleep well....that means you Psuessle. I have a niece who would say..."don't let the bed lights bark!" Hugs to all of youse!

:wub:

g'night, Tea.....sleep well!

OMG!!! I just thought of macaroini and cheese!!! The homemade kind :P

Oh man.... :rolleyes:

WHOT?????????????? why are you torturing us so???????????????

:lol:

:lol:

*pssssssssssstttttt*

Sills (whispering)

I am going to go outside and smoke a clove.

DO NOT tell Judith.

:ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
TOAST????????? but...........what kinda toast, you stinker????????

<giggle>

Gluten Free Pantry French Bread, you sillie :D

I bake a loaf every couple of weeks or so, slice it and stick it in the freezer. It's easy, smells yummy whilst baking, and tastes pretty darn (I miss Jan-it) good toasted. It's really good freshly baked.

jerseyangel Proficient
I am going to go outside and smoke a clove.

I don't understand :ph34r:

Is this a cigarette substitute? :huh:

mimommy Contributor
Next up, cheese!!! :D I pheel so empowered!!!

Da-hamn girlfriend, you sho'nuff know how to par-tay!

And poopy cow on the washing machine!

Em- Poopy cow on yer dad's stones :(

The chin hair faerie :lol: :lol: If you all only knew how hairy I am, you'd think *I* was the yeti! Well Piddle-Me-Ree, I'm so darn hairy :lol:

OH gawd.TROUSER TROUT got the first audible laff out of me all day I LOVE TROUSER TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Beav said 'poopy cow'--twice!! :lol::lol:

Beverly, the things is...we do know how hairy you are. We were just being polite :rolleyes:

God bless the trouser trout ;)

I'm so used to psilly pspelling, I didn't even notice!

So I wrote my script about knowing where babies come from :P

I had a giant sized chair, too...........must find picture

I don't even bother to spellcheck anymore. A typo just makes it that much psillier :D

You know where babies come from? They come from giant sized chairs? And you have pictures???? This I gotta see :huh:

is that who *I* am in Eliot's cats???????????

am both ecstatic,

and devastated.

Meanwhile, Kitteh SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS from the other room.

Don't ya just :wub: him? Makes it look easy. See, like this right here could be poetry:

And from the other room

a scream.

A keening, meanwhile,

with meaning I dream.

[and ALL sills.........we'd have a blast!!!!!!!!!! House is but 1100 square feet but - a comfy bed, two comfy sofas, and lots of floor space. Two bathrooms.........but if we're eatin' the right food, who needs tons o' bathrooms!???????????????

MIMMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My grandfather's and great-grandfather's names were ALFRED..........

I think I have to name my Kitteh (whom I've had for four months)

Alfred :wub::wub:

I am wearing MANY stinky, stink-ass "cult" fragrances........... :lol:

I stinketh :lol: :lol:

<<sniff>>

smells like...teen spirit :rolleyes:

1100 sq. ft. huh? I'm comin' up, let's get this party started B)

Do it, do it!! Name Kit Alfred!!


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judee- Your posts :lol:x25..........stay OFF the weed!!!!!! Dude...........

OK ME BUDDY :(

Oh psillies- I have naught a psilly in me. Want to curl up in ball and cry. Went and bought flowers for future plating and they are all on my window sill looking beautiful but *noreaction*. I just feel so sad :( I hate April!!!!!!!!!!

i KNOW AND I'M HERE FOR YA BABE. LOTS OF CYBER HUGS FOR YOU.

I am going to go outside and smoke a clove.

DO NOT tell Judith. :ph34r:

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TELL ME

HAD 3 GLASSES OF WINE AND NOT FOOD.

I'M RIPE FOR THE SMOKE OF ANYKIND

GUESS I'LL JOING PAT TE WITH SOME ICE CREAM.

MUST GET UP EARLY TO PAINT THE .....FRIGGING PORCH.

psawyer Proficient
OMG!!!
:ph34r:
DingoGirl Enthusiast
<giggle>

Gluten Free Pantry French Bread, you sillie

I bake a loaf every couple of weeks or so, slice it and stick it in the freezer. It's easy, smells yummy whilst baking, and tastes pretty darn (I miss Jan-it) good toasted. It's really good freshly baked.

yer killin' me :lol: :lol:

I don't understand :ph34r:

Is this a cigarette substitute?

:ph34r:

No. not a substitute. They ARE cigarettes, only thems are the clove variety, from.......somewhere else. Maybe WORSE? fer the lungs. But bettah for the brain and the buzz :lol: :lol: I can nae explain it.

Da-hamn girlfriend, you sho'nuff know how to par-tay!

The Beav said 'poopy cow'--twice!!

Beverly, the things is...we do know how hairy you are. We were just being polite

God bless the trouser trout ;)

I don't even bother to spellcheck anymore. A typo just makes it that much psillier :D

You know where babies come from? They come from giant sized chairs? And you have pictures???? This I gotta see :huh:

Don't ya just :wub: him? Makes it look easy. See, like this right here could be poetry:

And from the other room

a scream.

A keening, meanwhile,

with meaning I dream.

<<sniff>>

smells like...teen spirit :rolleyes:

1100 sq. ft. huh? I'm comin' up, let's get this party started B)

Do it, do it!! Name Kit Alfred!!

:wub:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I do not nae even know how to dye-sekt Mimms-o's posts. they is too damned wunnerful. And phunny - - Lordy.

But - - I have much to say, but must say it late-er.

:wacko:

am................havin' a mighty phine buzz here.

more later my beloved Sills.

:wub:

*I might barph*

:huh:

ALFRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: do we call him AG, like all the ancestors?

Adolphus Griffin

Alfred Griffin

John Griffin (an aberration)

Alison Griffin (my niece)

or just.........AG, as me beloved grandfather was called? Is that what I name my Kit?

Or just...........Alsy?????????????? Like Nik's darling son?

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG!!! I just thought of macaroini and cheese!!! The homemade kind :P

Oh man.... :rolleyes:

:o :o :o

Patti's cheatin' on Mark!

with CHEESE!!!

shocking :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TELL ME

HAD 3 GLASSES OF WINE AND NOT FOOD.

I'M RIPE FOR THE SMOKE OF ANYKIND

GUESS I'LL JOING PAT TE WITH SOME ICE CREAM.

MUST GET UP EARLY TO PAINT THE .....FRIGGING PORCH.

Joooodie, you are constantly a source of LAFFFFTER fer me lately...... :lol::lol:

this evening was spent at a retirement party for a coworker of DH....hell, I'm MUCH too freakin' young to be hangin' with retirees!!! :huh::huh:

Pateigh! Such tremendous news about the reintroduction of dairy... .....All good. :)

Um....J. Alfred Prufrock. . .......

Perhaps THE best work of Eliot's. More stark than The Wasteland, more cutting and deeply meaningful than Morning at the Window or Hippopotamus.. .... .....he was a sick man when he composed this, keenly sensitive and ready to die, though he went on to write many things afterward. . . .......

Sooooozle! Alfred is the POIFECT name for Kit.. . .... :)

Bah...I wax too poetical and unpsilly after a gathering of retirees, after that kind of wine and company. . . .. think I shall just let you hilarious ones keep going, while I retire to bed. . . ... ..........

Big chairs?

Gluten-free burger buns?

Clove-smoking?

Mygawd....do I really wanna leave this?? :lol:

mimommy Contributor
I bake a loaf every couple of weeks or so, slice it and stick it in the freezer. It's easy, smells yummy whilst baking, and tastes pretty darn (I miss Jan-it) good toasted. It's really good freshly baked.

Please, PLEASE, bake for me one day. That sounds sooo wonderful :)

FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T TELL ME

HAD 3 GLASSES OF WINE AND NOT FOOD.

I'M RIPE FOR THE SMOKE OF ANYKIND

GUESS I'LL JOING PAT TE WITH SOME ICE CREAM.

MUST GET UP EARLY TO PAINT THE .....FRIGGING PORCH.

Uh-oh, I think she's gonna blow :o

Hang in there, Judy!!!!

:ph34r:

That's it????

Gosh you're such a tease, Peter.

*I might barph*

Alfred Griffin

Or just...........Alsy?

I vote for Alfred Griffin.

Alfy for short.

Go to bed. You'se need to sleep.

jerseyangel Proficient
:ph34r:

It just never gets old! :P

<snort>

jerseyangel Proficient
I vote for Alfred Griffin.

Sounds better than Merv :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Patti's cheatin' on Mark!

with CHEESE!!!

shocking :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: x 500

sooooooooooo shocking, that Padt!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Perhaps THE best work of Eliot's. More stark than The Wasteland, more cutting and deeply meaningful than Morning at the Window or Hippopotamus.. .... .....he was a sick man when he composed this, keenly sensitive and ready to die, though he went on to write many things afterward. . . .......

Sooooozle! Alfred is the POIFECT name for Kit.. . .... :)

Bah...I wax too poetical and unpsilly after a gathering of retirees, after that kind of wine and company. . . .. think I shall just let you hilarious ones keep going, while I retire to bed. . . ... ..........

Big chairs?

Gluten-free burger buns?

Clove-smoking?

Mygawd....do I really wanna leave this?? :lol:

well now WHY IN HELL would you????????? :lol: :lol:

loved yer whole post but.......

am barphishly drunk :blink:

<the shame>

but no chicvebs here, a'tall :lol:

Just a rogue salmon that I done cooked :lol:

I vote for Alfred Griffin.

Alfy for short.

Go to bed. You'se need to sleep.

Alfy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: Kit DOZ need a real name...............

It just never gets old! :P

<snort>

:lol: pseriously

Sounds better than Merv :lol:

:lol: I did love me some Merv - was anyone more charming?

crap - should I name the poor Kit MERV??????????????????????????

:lol:

off to bed, me sills

:wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
am barphishly drunk :blink:

Well now maybe you'll be able to drift off to sleep -_- <-----Soozle

flourgirl Apprentice

Psuessle.....*I* like the name Alphie. NOt like Alfred Hitchcock. .... unless kits screams remind you of the Hitchcock movies :lol: . Isn't there a song about Alfie? From the 60's? If I can remember (like thats gonna happen!) I'll look it up in my songbooks.

Psuessle...when we gather...I'll make you some burgers...on the grill. I'll even bake some sourdough bread that you can use as buns. Would you like some onion from the garden? Perhaps some lettuce and cheese? We can melt some cheddar on it! Mmmmmmmm

I'm off to see the wizard. Have a shiyneeee everybody!!

Jestgar Rising Star
elye Community Regular

Mornin', Peeps!

Oh, the possible kit names. . .. ......Alfie is good... .... .Alfred better, as it is regal and POIFECT for a wee cat -- it means Noble Protector.. ..... . . ..this is kit!

Gosh you're such a tease, Peter.

Gah, Rayechull, you have NO idea..... . . . . .. ..you should see POeter's balls. Absolutely magnificent - - we were all just mesmerized and staring when he posted a pic of them last year.

:huh:

:lol:

I'll even bake some sourdough bread that you can use as buns. Would you like some onion from the garden? Perhaps some lettuce and cheese? We can melt some cheddar on it! Mmmmmmmm

Tareeeesuh! This sounds magnificent... . .. . and all things that I can have. I'm comin' over there to help you barbeque and pick produce from yer garden to garnish. . ....! :)

Sooooozle! Did ya barph last night?

I'm sure, at the very least, that you got some sleep. . .. . ...

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoony psillies!!! :lol:

Sooozelle's tipsy writings :lol: x many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should we start a Friday night drunk club???? :unsure::lol: .....who's up next week/??? (OMG! I have been on the wagon since being horribly ILL after New Yrs Eve ribaldry! :lol: )

Is Kit kit now Alfie??

PadT's newly discovered CHEESE FEST!!!!! :P

I Luvs me cheese!! <eyes glazing over>

Mimi's T.S Eliot poem... :wub: ...t'was BEAUTIMOUS

Gah, Rayechull, you have NO idea..... . . . . .. ..you should see POeter's balls. Absolutely magnificent - - we were all just mesmerized and staring when he posted a pic of them last year.

Don't forget his impressive tool!! ;)

EM!!.... any news on your Dad??

...we're off to a BBQ @ Tel's Dads :unsure: ....... hold me.......scared...

elye Community Regular
EM!!.... any news on your Dad??

Gah....meant to mention this earlier: You all must be wondering why I am not speaking much about Dad, and why there doesn't seem to be much concern on my part - - this is because yesterday was only the pre-op stuff. Blood work, scans, testing, whatever in hell they need to do before the BIG surgery next Thursday.

Must call him....but I know things are good.

...we're off to a BBQ @ Tel's Dads :unsure: ....... hold me.......scared...

Why are you scared, Nikerler? Is your FIL a frightening man? We have not heard about him. . . ..have we? Perhaps we should arrange for him to meet my MIL, for she is truuuuuuly scary in ways most unimaginable.. . . . .......

...We'll just be certain that she never takes him out on a car ride.. ......

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Why are you scared, Nikerler? Is your FIL a frightening man? We have not heard about him. . . ..have we? Perhaps we should arrange for him to meet my MIL, for she is truuuuuuly scary in ways most unimaginable.. . . . .......

...We'll just be certain that she never takes him out on a car ride.. ......

:lol:

yes why?

glad Dad is up for the surgery

got most of base coat on the porch and shutters.

wish to had some $$ to pay some bloke to do this.

nap time.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

woops

psawyer Proficient

Tis a loverly afternoon here. It's sunny and 27oC (80oF), and we are sitting out on the deck munching nachos & cheese.

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