The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

I really want to scratch off my face

Cause sumac has put it all out of place

I'll pop a Prednisone

Try not to feel stoned

And smack that sumac to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one, Bev! Not very penile, howevah. . .......

dear gawd......something's playing with Joooodie's mind....and her keyboard. . . ...

[DingoGirl]

We are hosting my BIL's 40th birthday party here Saturday night and there is MUCH cleaning to be done HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEVEL!!!!!!!! We'll be over soon........nothing like a party to get one's arse in gear wtih cleaning and putting things in order......harrowing, though!

JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

what in hell is going on wif yer fonts!!!!??????????

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - I have dye on my head and......things don't look right.........looks horrible so far........

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just can't take it.......I really can't...........

[curlyfries]

Hi Sillies!

Been in a funk, lately.......reading along, trying to find me psilly.

Y'all have been on a roll, but can only muster up a wee chuckle. So much to comment on.......

The va-jay-jay microphone thingy........been there done that. In fact, I think it's been mentioned before.

The lady who did it turned out to be an old classmate from middle school .........didn't want to start with the Hey.....aren't you...?

How've you been....? until it was over.

What else?..........I forget

Something about monologues and interpreter??? Don't see how I'd be of much help there..........no apppendages down ther a t'all....

......tryin to learn to read lips but.........well..........not that kind!

Soozle........keep an eye on dat foot.......sounds heinously infectionable

Coconut chicken sounds awesome!........wish I could do sugar........so many ways I would do sugar if I could

Ptaughmus......don't remember what was the year of the locusts.........must've been '78 or '79.......

GAAAAHHH.....Now I get people comin over whilst tryin to post.....phone calls were bad enough........don't they know any better?......I AM BUSY!!!

Me bro just pooped in..........man can that guy talk!

........is anybody around wonderin why I been squigglin for so long?......hmmmm.....don't think so..........I is all alone.......

Now I've forgotten everything else.......drat

Goin out to eat and grocery shopping wif DD......mebe I'll poop in later

[jerseyangel]

......tryin to learn to read lips but.........well..........not that kind!

Ya got a wee bit o' sillie goin' on there, Ms Curlylisa Sorry bout yer funk ....I think about you guys so much. Stll keeing the kiddos in line at school? So good to see you here--even just reading in the bosom of yer sillies

Sillies.....the air here today is like pea soup It's like 85, but the humidity must be 90%. Gonna be a long, long summer

[Jestgar]

Sillies.....the air here today is like pea soup It's like 85, but the humidity must be 90%. Gonna be a long, long summer

Our humidity is 100%, which, of course, means it's falling from the sky....

[jerseyangel]

Sounds like we got us a bunch of soggy sillies

[elye]

Coconut chicken sounds awesome!........wish I could do sugar........so many ways I would do sugar if I could

Boy, do I hear ya on THAT, Leeeesargh........

So good to see you posting....I, too, think of you guys all the time. I've looked for updates on Da Book, but have not seen anything lately. Could you give us a brief rundown on how Nathan and Brian are doing? Not much psilly in the updates, I'm sure, but we wanna know!!

Sillies.....the air here today is like pea soup It's like 85, but the humidity must be 90%. Gonna be a long, long summer

OMG.... .hang tough, Pahteigh! I can just picture yer hair, gettin' curlier and curlier.. . ... . ...

[jerseyangel]

OMG.... .hang tough, Pahteigh! I can just picture yer hair, gettin' curlier and curlier.. . ... . ...

Like lil' corkscrews!

Smells so good in here--I'm making a veggie sauce to throw over pasta wif just a hit of sausage fer flavor. Nuttin like the smell of onions cooking in olive oil

[jerseyangel]

I just got the prettiest phlowers from me kids I miss them so much

[Mtndog]

PadT- I'm coming ovah.....just ate dinner but room fer more. We had BBQ chicken and iceberg salad (no nutrients- iceberg, bacon, bacon, bacon and bleu cheese dressing- but so TASTY).

dear gawd......something's playing with Joooodie's mind....and her keyboard. . . ...

I'd put my money on a phantom penile menace!

Hi Leesa- Think about you often and how brave and strong you all are

Sounds like we got us a bunch of soggy sillies

We're soggy here too!

Suzzle- How's the hair? I just cut and colored my own the other day. Ran out of color 3/4 of the way through so my bottom has grays....oh well. I had to trim it cause it was giving me a headache (no lie). I have to buy 2 bottles every time I color.....yes, thick hair looks nice but has its disadvantages. Oh well.....

Who, pray tell is having the trans-va-jay-jay microphone. I obviously must write you a poem!

[Mtndog]

I just got the prettiest phlowers from me kids I miss them so much

:wub: :wub:

[jerseyangel]

PadT- I'm coming ovah.....just ate dinner but room fer more. We had BBQ chicken and iceberg salad (no nutrients- iceberg, bacon, bacon, bacon and bleu cheese dressing- but so TASTY).

Ooh--that sounds good! Bacon just makes everything taste better And BBQ chicken....<droolphace>

[elye]

I just got the prettiest phlowers from me kids........

PAAAGHTEEE!! How terrific! An early Mother's Day surprise?

I'd put my money on a phantom penile menace!

OMG. . . . . ..... .that would be quite a super hero. . . . ........in spandex.. . . . . . . perhaps a cape?

[flourgirl]

WELL LADIES, I DON'T FIND BASEMENTS FUNNY IN THE LEAST!

NOW -----you 2 ladies i do find funny

Damn

TRYING TO TAKE THE TRASH UP AND IT KEEPS RAINING ON ME AND PLAYING WITH MY MIND.....SUN........THEN IT RAINS.......NOW DANK AND DARK..........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

LIKE BEING IN A BASEMENT

YES BUNNIE I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

MY COMPUTER KEEPS GOING BACK TO BIG LETTERS....WHAT'S UP

DID I JINX MYSELF

THERE IT IS AGAIN.

Hey Juude! I just figgered you was yelling at us!!! Is your computer reacting to some emotional turmoil? Huhhh??

[DingoGirl]

Hi Sillies!

Been in a funk, lately.......reading along, trying to find me psilly.

Y'all have been on a roll, but can only muster up a wee chuckle. So much to comment on.......

Leesargh

Padt's right, just come and be in the bosom of yer sills, even if you just read along....

THAT GOES FER YOU, TOO, PTAUM, and our dear, MIA, Jools

Sounds like we got us a bunch of soggy sillies

not here - - still savoring the last bit of spring - 84? degrees today, sunny, some clouds, and wind.......

living in fear and dread of the HEINOSITY of the approaching summer hell-on-earth weather

Padt got flowers! that's so nice.....

Suzzle- How's the hair? I just cut and colored my own the other day. Ran out of color 3/4 of the way through so my bottom has grays....oh well. I had to trim it cause it was giving me a headache (no lie). I have to buy 2 bottles every time I color.....yes, thick hair looks nice but has its disadvantages. Oh well.....

Bevel has a bi-coloUr do goin' on? doesn't sound like she cares that much......unlike MOI

<um - are you guys sick of me hair talk yet? cause it's ruining my life >

well, it's not good.......no matter what I do to straighten it, it STILL has a freaking devil mind of its own, and looks like Geronimo.

but even WORSE, it's slightly green now.

I give up..........but this is really awful. I dunno what to do, and I ain't cuttin' it off......just going to have to be ugly for months now.

oh Nicoooooooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - - - HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carry on sills. I gots to meet a friend out tonight and REEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEEALLY do not want to go anywhere. For a very, very long time. Like, until after several surgeries and.....all new hair has grown in.

Bollocks, I am not enjoying getting older.

[elye]

well, it's not good.......no matter what I do to straighten it, it STILL has a freaking devil mind of its own, and looks like Geronimo.

but even WORSE, it's slightly green now.

Soooozle! A little-reported fact: I do believe that Geronimo, having exactly your hair cut and style, felt equally disillusioned and exasperated by it all. .. . . . he found an ingenious solution, something that has become a part of Native American culture and symbolism. One night out on the plains, as Geronimo sat bemoaning his reflection in a stream, his hacked-off, vaguely triangular, somewhat greenish hair clearly visible, he suddenly knew what he must do. He leapt to his feet, strode through the tall grasses, grabbed two wild pheasants that were strutting past.. . . . . ....

http://www.heyokamagazine.com/Geronimo_IV.png

Ya need a great, big camoflauging headdress, Sooooze!

[Jestgar]

<um - are you guys sick of me hair talk yet? cause it's ruining my life >

I give up..........but this is really awful. I dunno what to do, and I ain't cuttin' it off......just going to have to be ugly for months now.

sweetie-pie, just shave it all off and get you some of Open Original Shared Link

[jerseyangel]

http://www.heyokamagazine.com/Geronimo_IV.png

Ah yes! That outta fix everything!!

Jeesh Souz--you have gotten yerself into a real pickle! Maybe a really good conditioning treatment would help a bit?

[Judyin Philly]

Hey Juude! I just figgered you was yelling at us!!! Is your computer reacting to some emotional turmoil? Huhhh??

ha you got that right.

Screaming at me cat.........but.............not really screaming at me sillies.

love you all

going to bed nite all

have fun susie......be a good gril with the pretty hair

lisa hope you find your silly soon

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[curlyfries]

Boy, do I hear ya on THAT, Leeeesargh........

So good to see you posting....I, too, think of you guys all the time. I've looked for updates on Da Book, but have not seen anything lately. Could you give us a brief rundown on how Nathan and Brian are doing? Not much psilly in the updates, I'm sure, but we wanna know!!

Melissa doesn't put out updates every day anymore......not as much to report.

Nathan continues to improve.....they're saying he's in remission, but he still needs to go thru lots of chemo.

The mass on the brain stem is still there....still getting smaller....still don't know what it is.

He still has some shaking in his hands. Walks around really well, but after chemo, they don't want him exerting himself.......must use the wheelchair.

Just a casual stroll down the hallway can shoot his BP up dangerously high.

Brian is coming home this Tues. He finally got a physical therapist in our network, and he said Brian needs to find a home and stay there for his

entire PT, which could last into Aug. So that's why he decided it was time to come home. He will be getting a temporary leg soon. He remains in good spirits.

Says his nick-name is 'Stumpy' .......lordy

Nathan no longer needs to go to Houston every week.....blood draws and such can now be done in his town, so the timing is good for Brian to leave.

Nathan's MIL is still there and will be able to drive Nathan to appointments so Melissa can work.

Hospital bills are coming in for him and Brian........scary stuff. Ours will eventually....most likely....be taken care of in lawsuits. Nathan's........yikes.

Hopefully we will be able to help them out when our lawyer is done......could be a couple of years, though.

On the subject of hair.........

Remember my Halloween vampire temporary dye job?

Well.........DD thought......if it looked good on Mom, it would look good on her. Thing is.........we don't have the same complexion.

And her hair was lighter than mine.....that black temporary dye never washed out of her hair.

Soooooo.......now here she is...preggers and planning her wedding......and looking rather gothic.

She got a hairdresser to fix it with something safe for her delicate condition.

'cept she has a halo-like ring of lighter hair at the crown of her head. .........a veil can be a wonderful thing

............AND WHO"S TURN WAS IT TO KEEP AN EYE ON SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING.....LETTING HER GET A HOLD O' THE SCISSORS???????

.......and now she has green hair.........YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!

....looked up a dear friend, today........best therapy evah!.........that and me psillies

[nikki-uk]

I had to quickly grab the Skittle Skat, and mis-stepped onto some pruned stuff, and there was this extremely savage thorny rose stalk..... a big thorn went into the bottom of me foot (blood, there was) and, I lost my footing, and fell heavily into the whole rose bush

severe arm scraping and thorn-stabbing and........a gouge into me wee baby toe

there was blood

but it was oh so funny and I wish it coulda been filmed <snackle>

I am okay!!!!

Meant to offer sympathies on your injury but found meself *snorting* instead

OUCH!! _{<have you had a tetanus lately???>}

MUST tell y'all one day of my most spectacular injury involving losing me (big) toe nail

I'd put my money on a phantom penile menace!

PSST!!!...can anyone else see Bev's got grEy hair underneath???

LEE_SARRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the update sweetheart!!! {{{{hugs}}}}}} to YOU!!!

............AND WHO"S TURN WAS IT TO KEEP AN EYE ON SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING.....LETTING HER GET A HOLD O' THE SCISSORS???????

.......and now she has green hair.........YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!

I swear...I turn my back for 5 minutes and she bloomin' looks like a green haired Geronimo!!

Gotta get ready...... am going to my son's 'passing out parade'

Devil Child's been on a weeks course at the London Fire Brigade

They run course for teens where they deck them out in the uniform, teach them how to use 'the equipment', set up a 'smoking building' and they have to go in with breathing apparatus and find the 'dummy' etc...etc

..but a tad boot campesque also ....

HE HAS PASSED!!!

I GET TO SPEND THE DAY AT THE FIRE STATION!!!!! ....what a coup!!!!!

Later peeps ....

[elye]

Mornin', Psills!

Thanks so much for the update, Leeeesargh! Sounds like you're charging through.....still sending white light and prayers to y'all .. . . ......

I GET TO SPEND THE DAY AT THE FIRE STATION!!!!! ....what a coup!!!!!

Crap.....an entire day wif firefighters - - Nik, can you sneak Bevel in?

[flourgirl]

sweetie-pie, just shave it all off and get you some of Open Original Shared Link

Is it me, or does this guys hair look kinda green? Seems to me Psuessley is already there!!!

[flourgirl]

Curly Leeeesah! So glad things are going along on a smoother road. You have had soooo much to deal with! I keep you all in prayer for health, healing and peace. Try not to worry about the money part. It'll work out.

Psuess.....you maybe oughttta seek out a professional hair person.....or apply for disaster relief! Or invest in some sort of summery head cover .....perhaps a turban? would anyone believe you've converted to another lifestyle? <:snickerface:> Sorry to laugh at you (kinda), but it IS rather comic, and TEMPORARY. Just stop trying to fix it! Love ya, you know

[jerseyangel]

....looked up a dear friend, today........best therapy evah!.........that and me psillies

Yep--sounds great! I heard that Brian was coming home--so glad to hear that!!

Gotta get ready...... am going to my son's 'passing out parade'

Hee! This sounds like a parade in which everyone is fainting!! Have phun at the firehouse, and congrats to your son

I once caught me big toe on the edge of the shower enclosure, didn't think much of it but a couple weeks later it fell off!! Traumatized the bejeepers outa me--bandaged it up and went to work......it eventually grew back.

Hey Souczle--What's the latest on yer hair situation? Any news?