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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
It was uncomfortable and not quite right, you knew something might be there, but yet it was so small. Suze and the thorn.

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Hmmm, big decisions. I say go with the vegetable soup. Go crazy. Live a little!! and nothing says live a little like vegatable soup :lol::lol:

jOOLZ, back where she belongs crackin' me UP

What the heck???....I feel a totem's in order

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jerseyangel Proficient
I suppose our equivalent is 'a chav' :blink:

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Looks a lot like the kids who hang around outside the 7-11 :P

What the heck???....I feel a totem's in order

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Yea!! A psillie Julie totem! :D

elye Community Regular

Jooooooles! You is back and crackin' us ALL UP!

An emotitotem has appeared! :lol:

. ......... ... . ... ... :lol:

.. . . . . . . . . . . :lol::lol:

. . . . . . .. . ..... :lol::lol:

. . . .. .. . . . .... :lol::lol:

. . . . . . . . . . . . :lol::lol:

. . . . ... . .. . .. :lol::lol::lol:

. . .. . . .. . . . :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Damn. . . . .trying to depict my penii earwear.. . .. .doesn't translate well into an emotipic.

An emotiscrotum? :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I wonder if Emily's penis earrings would be suitable?

Newbies, I am not making this up. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: gahhhhhh! he is NOT making this up!!

Bathrobe. corn syrup hair. burnt pie. ciggy hanging outta yer mouth, constantly.

OMG - totally forgot about Em's corn syrup hair!!!

Yea!! A psillie Julie totem!

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Nicola made A TOTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

< I love the totem - gives me glee >

Damn. . . . .trying to depict my penii earwear.. . .. .doesn't translate well into an emotipic.

An emotiscrotum?

gahhhhhhhhhh! emotiscrotum! totemscrotem!!!

your penile scrotem DID translate well!

JOOLS!!!!!!!!!! Princess and the Pea :lol::lol:

Brilliant!!!

Sills - not goign out tonight - has switched to tomorrow -

staying home tonight, as usual :rolleyes:

bored! *yawn*

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Hmmm, big decisions. I say go with the vegetable soup. Go crazy. Live a little!! and nothing says live a little like vegatable soup :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: a sentence which just CRACKS ME UP!!!!!!!!!! Jools! so glad you got some silly!!!!!!!!!

Um - BTW - I can't think of a BETTER place to wear penile earrings than at a trailer trash party :lol:

Nik - those chavs - - um - those seem more thug-ish to me? not sure it's the same....

you need to be thinking more along the lines of Hyacinth Boo-kay's sister's husband - that wife-beater-wearing slob :lol: :lol: what's his name? fat, slovenly, missing front teeth, never seems to be doing anything productive?

that would be the equivalent, methinks :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Yep Suz--I think they're more thug-like, too. Thus me 7-11 comment.

In solidarity wif Jess, I'm having a nice glass of wine right now. :D Ah-h delicious.

elye Community Regular

:lol: Another page from the li'l NYC book:

Things to do With Your Trash During a Garbage Strike

-Dump in public cans in street

-Place in dumpster behind restaurant

-Leave in taxi

-Put in trunk of rented car

-Gift wrap and leave at building entrance

-Store under roommate's bed

-Make into sculpture, seek grants

-Stand on Brooklyn Bridge, drop onto passing barge

-Sell online

-Compost in Central Park

:rolleyes::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yep Suz--I think they're more thug-like, too. Thus me 7-11 comment.

In solidarity wif Jess, I'm having a nice glass of wine right now. :D Ah-h delicious.

:lol: Yes, definitely the 7-11 thugs, Padt.

SOLIDARITY! I just had two mojitos :ph34r:

apparently moe-hee-toe season is NOT over. :huh:

Have I lost me touch? I somehow don't love them as much. :mellow:

:lol: Another page from the li'l NYC book:

Things to do With Your Trash During a Garbage Strike

-Dump in public cans in street

-Place in dumpster behind restaurant

-Leave in taxi

-Put in trunk of rented car

-Gift wrap and leave at building entrance

-Store under roommate's bed

-Make into sculpture, seek grants

-Stand on Brooklyn Bridge, drop onto passing barge

-Sell online

-Compost in Central Park

:lol: :lol:

am gonna work on some art wif me trash. Then, sell it online. :lol:

Sills! I just had a delish curried chicken with some saut

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh! Mimms is down there squigglin', and Emmel's here also........

I AM NOT ALONE

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psawyer Proficient
Oh! Mimms is down there squigglin', and Emmel's here also........

I AM NOT ALONE

:lol: :lol:

Of course you are not. I may drift in and out of visibility, but I never really leave.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Of course you are not. I may drift in and out of visibility, but I never really leave.

:wub:

elye Community Regular
Of course you are not. I may drift in and out of visibility, but I never really leave.

:unsure:

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This is so true. .. . . . . . . .. there are times when, suddenly, I feel POeter's....... Presence.. . . . ...

He'll suddenly post. . . . .He's here, and he's gone. . .. . . . . . . .. ....

Like a magic mystery man er sumfin'. . . . ....

mimommy Contributor

Taking a momentary break.. haven't had dinner yet, so not drinking. Listening to The Tragically Hip "Wheat Kings"

Suze has a nutter date? Do tell...

Shroomie not better YET???? Not good. Hope the antibitoics start kickin' some cellulits arse toot sweet.

Wish me luck- I'm testing coffee, it's been probly a 1/2 to a whole year by now. My boyfriend pestered me off daily coffee, quit for a while, thereafter I couldn't have none, not even decaf. So I needed a boost n I'm gonna be home all day, why not try? I put milk and Irish creme flavoring in it..... Mmmmmmmm...... coffeee......

sit and make up movies in your head. .

Forget the milk and flavoring, just get the Bailey's. Yummmy.

I can nae function without caffeine.

All the movies in me head are 'B' films :blink:

Um, if the coffee hits me, I won't be phunny-postin, I'll be toilet-sittin. I oughta get a laptop!

Please, DO NOT post from there :unsure:

O.M.G.!!!!! Yes!! This is the perfect occasion for which to wear yer penile earrings!!

Pierced Penis--the all occassion accessory

Bathrobe. corn syrup hair. burnt pie. ciggy hanging outta yer mouth, constantly.

Um, are you makin' fun 'o me? ;)

Think teased hair, fake fingernails, maybe Peggy Bundy from Married With Children, OR wear a muu muu (sp?) and house slippers with curlers in your hair. The guys all got mullet wigs and put on fake tattoos (i.e. MOM)

Julie, that is exactly what I had pictured, too :lol: Peg Bundy (again with the cig hanging out of mouth.) Ha!

Jooooooles! You is back and crackin' us ALL UP!

An emotitotem has appeared!

Damn. . . . .trying to depict my penii earwear.. . .. .doesn't translate well into an emotipic.

An emotiscrotum? :huh:

emotitotemscrotum?! OH MY GAWDDDDD!!!!! Dying over here!

:lol: X a million!

Another page from the li'l NYC book:

Things to do With Your Trash During a Garbage Strike

-Dump in public cans in street

-Place in dumpster behind restaurant

-Leave in taxi

-Put in trunk of rented car

-Gift wrap and leave at building entrance

-Store under roommate's bed

-Make into sculpture, seek grants

-Stand on Brooklyn Bridge, drop onto passing barge

-Sell online

-Compost in Central Park

Another Detroit original. Tis true, I'm afraid. He never did get the grant and was forced to remove said artwork ASAP. It was all over the news here.

Hee-emotiscrotum made the emo police come after my post!

mimommy Contributor
Of course you are not. I may drift in and out of visibility, but I never really leave.

Like Shroomies cellulitis?

elye Community Regular

SOOOOOZLE!! Lookit yer post count!! :huh:

:unsure:

Now that seems like a portentious number. . . . . but what does it mean?????

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Taking a momentary break.. haven't had dinner yet, so not drinking. Listening to The Tragically Hip "Wheat Kings"

WHEAT KINGS????????? surely this is injurious to yer health!!!!!!!!!! :lol: I must send you some music, STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

emotiscrotum busted yer smiley face count :lol:

What was that comment about "B" movies runnin' thru yer head, Mimms? made no sense

:lol:

Like Shroomies cellulitis?

:( poor Shroomie!!!!!!!!!! should she EAT some of that........that.........leucodenrdrum???? :huh:

SOOOOOZLE!! Lookit yer post count!! :huh:

Now that seems like a portentious number. . . . . but what does it mean?????

5,555!!!!!!!!!!!

what in hell doez it mean????????????????????

:unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

....of course by posting that, it's now at 5556 and it doesn't matter anymore :lol:

psawyer Proficient
5,555!!!!!!!!!!!

what in hell doez it mean????????????????????

I think the question is now moot, as it has changed to 5,556.

It means that you are in 7th place overall for most posts on the board. :o

Five of the top ten are known to be Silly. You need more than 10,000 more posts to catch the most prolific poster of all, jerseyangel.

mimommy Contributor
Gess- this helps me when I'm royally enervated by coworkers- Ever have one of those dreams where you're naked in school and everyone's laughing? Picture them like that. Only works when you're home, alone, quiet, with free time to sit and make up movies in your head. But it works good.

Right here, Suze B)

:also - I noticed that the Blue Google Smurfs were advertising Schwans.

And what was it you said about smurfs? It makes no sense :lol::blink:

5555?! OMG, it's the mark of the clove footed celiac:o

mimommy Contributor
I think the question is now moot, as it has changed to 5,556.

It means that you are in 7th place overall for most posts on the board. :o

Five of the top ten are known to be Silly. You need more than 10,000 more posts to catch the most prolific poster of all, jerseyangel.

If I ever need an expert witness in a court case, I'm calling Peter :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Five of the top ten are known to be Silly. You need more than 10,000 more posts to catch the most prolific poster of all, jerseyangel.

<snort>

5555?! OMG, it's the mark of the clove footed celiac:o

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
If I ever need an expert witness in a court case, I'm calling Peter :P

We don't call him The Oracle around here fer nuttin :D

Jestgar Rising Star
And what was it you said about smurfs? It makes no sense :lol::blink:

shhhhh :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: look at the bottom of your screen.....the blue smurf people listen in and subliminally (OK, straight out there) advertise into our brains.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
....of course by posting that, it's now at 5556 and it doesn't matter anymore

Oh - right! :lol:

I think the question is now moot, as it has changed to 5,556.

It means that you are in 7th place overall for most posts on the board.

Five of the top ten are known to be Silly. You need more than 10,000 more posts to catch the most prolific poster of all, jerseyangel.

gahhhhhhhhhh! :lol: the top ten posters on c.com are PSILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this makes me outta my tiny dingo mind :lol: :lol: :lol:

and, seventh place overall just proves that.......I really do have no life :lol:

And what was it you said about smurfs? It makes no sense

5555?! OMG, it's the mark of the clove footed celiac

cloven-footed celiac!!!!!!!!!!!!! yer killin me Mimms!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

If I ever need an expert witness in a court case, I'm calling Peter :P

We don't call him The Oracle around here fer nuttin :D

pseriously!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Oh, JEOSS is here!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: Jeoss, please tell us of civkebs, dim sum, and cat-sized hairballs.

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
shhhhh :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: look at the bottom of your screen.....the blue smurf people listen in and subliminally (OK, straight out there) advertise into our brains.....

Ohhh, them. Yeah. I don't like 'em a'tall. They spy on e-mail too :angry:

and, seventh place overall just proves that.......[i]I really do have no life :lol:

:lol:

That's OK. Either do we.

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