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[elye]

amazing drummer

Heelarryus.... . ....just sent it to me bro, who is a drummer....methinks a somewhat better-looking drummer than this one, depending on what he's been doing the night before. . . . . ...

[DingoGirl]

Wow, this is quietest I've ever seen it here?!

Must be nice weather and a holiday weekend.

Nik, a holiday just por vous!!

Sounds like everyone had very nice weather--yeah! We did, too. Couldn't ask for better, but I do have to work tomorrow--earlier than normal

Suze's party was an almost bust? Too bad Suze, sorry it wasn't great. May all your charitable hoedowns be grand affairs.

Patty, glad the weather is closer to normal for y'all.

Uh, Judy???? Has anybody seen poor Judy lately? I'm askeert she hasn't been out of the dungeon in a while.

Emily, hope your dad is feeling better.

Neroli--get your butt contiguous, lady!

Jess, how's motherhood treating you? Have they asked to borrow the car yet? Careful--they might cluck it up. I always heard chicks can't drive

Gotta go to sleep. My contacts are so dry they are self ejecting.

---***********NIK IS 40 TOMORROW***********-----

loved this whole post, Mimms.

Was worried about Judith also, JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!! she did such a quick poop-in, maybe she's still in the dungeon?

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HAPPY BIRFDAY NIKERLER!!!!!

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DITTOED and COPIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

<spectackular, Leesargh!!! now GET TO BED young lady!!!!

This is SPECTACULAR!!!!!, thanks Leese ♥ ♥ ♥...but WHAT ungodly hour is it in Indy...and I'm NOT happy you're doing STUFF!!!!!

Didn't get up 'til 11.30am (HA! lazy phat slug! )...... got some lovely gifts (perfume, a 'Pineapple' t-shirt for Svenning, A DOZEN RED ROSES, money

[Judyin Philly]

Thanks for caring about me guys

I'm ok just re cooping from the yard sale on Sat

Sunday still getting rid of stuff that neighbors and garden club wanted

Today trying to vaccum the drawers/counter that have been done in the kitchen

now to tackel the front porch for the painter who is to come tomorrow FINALLY........BUT HEAVY RAIN PREDICTED TILL FRIDAY.

my house is just turned upside down with no where to put anything.

so sorry i can't comment on any others 'stuff'

JUST trying to stay afloat.

Not a rest day for me.

[DingoGirl]

Thanks for caring about me guys

I'm ok just re cooping from the yard sale on Sat

Sunday still getting rid of stuff that neighbors and garden club wanted

Today trying to vaccum the drawers/counter that have been done in the kitchen

now to tackel the front porch for the painter who is to come tomorrow FINALLY........BUT HEAVY RAIN PREDICTED TILL FRIDAY.

my house is just turned upside down with no where to put anything.

so sorry i can't comment on any others 'stuff'

JUST trying to stay afloat.

Not a rest day for me.

awwwwwww hang in there Judith and don't worry 'bout us. Just take care of yourself - get some rest!!

here's something wonderful for Memorial Day:

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[nikki-uk]

me sills!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many thanks you guys ♥

_{<on second glass of red wine & no dinner yet >}

Went out for a drive to the country today - another beautiful day ......also got some more plants for me hanging baskets in a local nursery (WHY can we never drive past any establishment that sells plants??? )

amazing drummer

Tractorial excellence!!!!

but yes, what in hell is a pineapple shirt?

Have you guys never heard of Pineapple dance studios???

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- what kind of perfume, please

Well,...my friend got me Paul Smith 'Roses'...which seems quite light and agreeable , but am hoping to buy coco chanel wiv me money , or maybe Issey Miyake .....

SOOZE, take thy anti-histamines!!!!

I get hayfever seasonal allergies too, I've found the trick is to KEEP taking the anti-histamines EVEN when you feel ok....when you're bad, top up with eye drops & nasal spray

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loved yer whole, exotic, magical post!!!!! always so informative and wildly interesting. Wye Valley? must look that up........

Yeah!, me too!!!....it's in the UK somewhere .

my house is just turned upside down with no where to put anything.

JOODEE!!!

My house is always like this!!

Thinking of all me scillies that are down (but never OUT!)

_{<OMG!! I really am grown up now!!! >}

[mimommy]

it's off to the couch for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finishing Benjamin Button - LOVED it - -

later sills!!!!

Benjamin Button is a GREAT movie Scott and I really enjoyed it. We were actually dismayed to realize how much time had passed while we we were inside the theatre. It was so good we didn;t notice how long it was

Nik, my hubby says it's the "perfect movie for a forty year old to see".

_{<OMG!! I really am grown up now!!! >}

Nahhhhh!!!!!!

Sounds like you had a marvelous day--so happy for you

I apologize for any typos here, but will not attempt to fix them. I'm on hubby's laptop and HATE it!!!

[elye]

here's something wonderful for Memorial Day:

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That's a wonderful link, Soooozle.

War is just so.. . . . ......dumb.

Well,...my friend got me Paul Smith 'Roses'...which seems quite light and agreeable , but am hoping to buy coco chanel wiv me money , or maybe Issey Miyake .....

Nik is FORTY and smellin' like ROSES.. . . . . ..!

SOOZE, take thy anti-histamines!!!!

I get hayfever seasonal allergies too, I've found the trick is to KEEP taking the anti-histamines EVEN when you feel ok....when you're bad, top up with eye dropsa & nasal spray

OMG....this reminds me of something that has nothing whatsoever to do with allergies!! Been meaning to tell you all about an incredible trick for a big, painful, deep plantars wart, should anyone be unlucky enough to grow one. DH has had one on his foot for months. None of the commercial products did a thing, and he was about to go in for the weekly burning treatments at the clinic. Well, I read some time ago about the incredible healing properties of clove oil, particularly for warts. I bought some, and DH put a drop on his wart, covered it with a band-aid, and repeated the next day. That night, the entire wart, root and all, came out. In two days. Very disgusting, I should say - -a huge hole has been left in his foot.

'Tis a scary magic, methinks.

I am tempted to put a drop on the next zit I get on my face .. .........but it may make my entire head disappear.

[jerseyangel]

I am tempted to put a drop on the next zit I get on my face .. .........but it may make my entire head disappear.

:lol:

Clove oil, huh? Have to remember that.

[DingoGirl]

me sills!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many thanks you guys ♥

_{<on second glass of red wine & no dinner yet >}

that's my girl!!!!!!! x 15

and you are NOT a grownup, please. We don't gots no grownups on this thread :lol:

Well,...my friend got me Paul Smith 'Roses'...which seems quite light and agreeable , but am hoping to buy coco chanel wiv me money , or maybe Issey Miyake : .....

Oh! am always excited to talk fragrance!!!! I DO love the Coco on other people.... (almost NOTHING smells good on me ).....NICOLA!!!!!!! yer can git them all on ebay!!!!!!!

Don't know the Paul Smith.........and - which Issey? I must know!!!!!!!!!!!

Benjamin Button is a GREAT movie Scott and I really enjoyed it. We were actually dismayed to realize how much time had passed while we we were inside the theatre. It was so good we didn;t notice how long it was

Nik, my hubby says it's the "perfect movie for a forty year old to see".

Finished it, absolutely LOVED it. very magical. F. Scott Fitzgerald short story, I believe ? It has catapulted into one of me fave movies now. Um - very slow for the first hour - one must stick with it.

OMG....this reminds me of something that has nothing whatsoever to do with allergies!! Been meaning to tell you all about an incredible trick for a big, painful, deep plantars wart, should anyone be unlucky enough to grow one. DH has had one on his foot for months. None of the commercial products did a thing, and he was about to go in for the weekly burning treatments at the clinic. Well, I read some time ago about the incredible healing properties of clove oil, particularly for warts. I bought some, and DH put a drop on his wart, covered it with a band-aid, and repeated the next day. That night, the entire wart, root and all, came out. In two days. Very disgusting, I should say - -a huge hole has been left in his foot.

'Tis a scary magic, methinks.

I woz just gonna ask you if I could put it on zits!!!!!!!

or maybe........chin hairs? wrinkles? what?

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I am off to a riperian feast candlelight supper poolside barbecue

(references from Mrs. Bucket for Nicola)

see ya later, me lovelies!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

Gads. Can't believe the weekend is already over. They need to come up with some way of earning a living that doesn't require any actual work.

Ah well. A cheery mornin' to y'all anyhoo.

[elye]

Good morning, Gang!

Wonder if we will hear from our resident wine-swilling forty year-old today... .. .

It would be early afternoon in the UK now - - methinks she should be up.

Oh, Niiiiiiiiikerlerrrrrrr.. . .. . . . . ........ . . . ..

I've been considering this: Would clove oil not be the perfect, unique birthday gift for just about anyone? It could be dabbed on anything that one wants rid of - - rolls around the stomach, collection notices. . . . .....into the eyes of the persistent salesman ringing at the door .. . . . . .....

Soooozle! Spray some at that devil cat! Wrap up a bottle for the Hispanic Gardener, and he just may disappear forever... . . . . . . ....

[nikki-uk]

Ah well. A cheery mornin' to y'all anyhoo.

Morning Jess luv

Good morning, Gang!

Wonder if we will hear from our resident wine-swilling forty year-old today... .. .

It would be early afternoon in the UK now - - methinks she should be up.

Oh, Niiiiiiiiikerlerrrrrrr.. . .. . . . . ........ . . . ..

A modicum of hangoverness . .... had an early start at 7.00am, now't a couple of painkillers couldn't take care of

MYGAAWD!!!

The magical clove oil

Must try this on Alzey's verruca plantar wart _{<is that what you call 'em??>}

He's had it for a YEAR (bad mummy, no pain though )

Mummy's coming over....t'is her birthday tomorrow (72yrs? )....... alas, I drunk ALL the wine

[Darn210]

Hi all. I'm back but terribly behind . . . in all aspects of my life. Will try to be on here and there, but it will take a while. We are suppose to be going to Florida on Saturday for a week (family trip) . . . not sure how I'm gonna pull that one off, but the tickets were purchased two months ago.

Thanks for all of your well-wishes.

Happy Birfday (a little late) Nickerler.

[nikki-uk]

- which Issey? I must know!!!!!!!!!!!

The standard I think?? ...NOT the summer editions (too light, still nice though)

Probably Eau de Toilette (KA - CHing on the perfum!!! )...must see what's on Ebay

The 'roses' is turning out to be a sickly (BAH! )

SILLS!!!!!!!!! I am off to a riperian feast candlelight supper poolside barbecue

(references from Mrs. Bucket for Nicola)

I do so love a poolside riperian feast!!!

HI GYIAN-KNIT!!

[mimommy]

Good morning, Gang!

Wonder if we will hear from our resident wine-swilling forty year-old today... .. .

It would be early afternoon in the UK now - - methinks she should be up.

Oh, Niiiiiiiiikerlerrrrrrr.. . .. . . . . ........ . . . ..

I've been considering this: Would clove oil not be the perfect, unique birthday gift for just about anyone? It could be dabbed on anything that one wants rid of - - rolls around the stomach, collection notices. . . . .....into the eyes of the persistent salesman ringing at the door .. . . . . .....

Soooozle! Spray some at that devil cat! Wrap up a bottle for the Hispanic Gardener, and he just may disappear forever... . . . . . . ....

Crackin' up over Em's post

Clove oil, the multi-purpose essential

Hi all. I'm back but terribly behind . . . in all aspects of my life. Will try to be on here and there, but it will take a while. We are suppose to be going to Florida on Saturday for a week (family trip) . . . not sure how I'm gonna pull that one off, but the tickets were purchased two months ago.

Thanks for all of your well-wishes.

Happy Birfday (a little late) Nickerler.

Where are you headed to in Florida? Heard there was some flooding, but can't remember which region.

Oh Sils. Got me man to join da book.

[elye]

Jyaghnutt! Great to read you! Thinking of you guys. . . . ...

MYGAAWD!!!

The magical clove oil

Yes, it just sounds so. . . . ....... . primitively black-arts magical.. ...... .to be administered by those with cloven hooves er sumphin'... . .. . . .. .

Perhaps it COMES from cloven hooves??

Nik, yes! Try it on Alzy's verruca! (This is a crazy word - - sounds much like a Latin dance)

Just put a drop on first thing in the am, then put on a band-aid and repeat at night.

Took two days for us. . . ....scary.

....t'is her birthday tomorrow (72yrs? )....... alas, I drunk ALL the wine

Mygawd.....speaking of all the wine being gone. .. ....I have deeply distressing news for both POeter and I. Our provincial seller of alcohol, the LCBO, is....wait for it.......

Going on strike.

This is such an enormous development in my life. . . .....

I can barely comment.

Oh Sils. Got me man to join da book.

OMG.

Canna imagine my DH on Da Book.

"What in hell? You're sending me pictures of Susan Boyle and some guy's writing on my good, clean wall. . . ..... ..gad, words that sound dirty comin' in. . ....... .WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT??"

[nikki-uk]

Hi all. I'm back but terribly behind . . . in all aspects of my life. Will try to be on here and there, but it will take a while. We are suppose to be going to Florida on Saturday for a week (family trip) . . . not sure how I'm gonna pull that one off, but the tickets were purchased two months ago.

Thanks for all of your well-wishes.

Happy Birfday (a little late) Nickerler.

Thanks J

Maybe the getaway will do y'all good??

Oh Sils. Got me man to join da book.

Does he want to be our friends????

*snort*

_{<mainly women of a certain age >}

[jerseyangel]

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and

suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful

dining room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and

feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring

water.

When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a

few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain

rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at

first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents

were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air

fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas

canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in

the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing

worked!

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the

house. The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to

move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half,

they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return

their calls.

Finally unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a

huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told

her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she

missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce

settlement in exchange for having the house.

Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on

a price that was only 1/10th of what the house had been worth ... but only

if she would sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed

paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the

moving company pack everything to take to their new home.

... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

[nikki-uk]

PadT!!!!

Hell hath no fury.......

Our Sooze last night :

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[flourgirl]

Hi ever-body! So very nice to hear from GJann-it! Hope the vacay is belly good to you!

Pah-Tay......I loved the joke!

NikNik...thanks for sharing our SoozleB. I am so amazed by that voice....and of course I passed it on! I hope she gets her wish to sing before the Queen. I wonder about "her story" but I'm sure we'll hear about it at some point. BTW......happy belated birfday! Glad you had a nice celebration. (What? NO BLACK BALLOONS? NO DEATH MASKS worn by family members? No big OVER THE (SAM)HILL jokes? Are you SURE you're really forty?) Ten years from now you're still gonna feel the same inside...but wondering how you ever got to 50!

Not much else to add. Hope you're all shiny inside!

[elye]

Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing??

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[DingoGirl]

Gads. Can't believe the weekend is already over. They need to come up with some way of earning a living that doesn't require any actual work.

pseriously. Dude, you're a scientist, can't you guys invent summat for us?

I've been considering this: Would clove oil not be the perfect, unique birthday gift for just about anyone? It could be dabbed on anything that one wants rid of - - rolls around the stomach, collection notices. . . . .....into the eyes of the persistent salesman ringing at the door .. . . . . .....

Soooozle! Spray some at that devil cat! Wrap up a bottle for the Hispanic Gardener, and he just may disappear forever... . . . . . . ....

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes.....I'll apply a few drops to me scalp and see if it cures gray hair. Maybe I'll smear some of the oil on my entire legs and eliminate the need for shaving forEVER. <haven't I already said this? feeling mildly delusional and tired today - did not leave the barbecue until 12:30 last night )

_{have I already said that part, too?}

I am sooooooooo stinkin' tired today punch-drunk, also *snackle*

A modicum of hangoverness . .... had an early start at 7.00am, now't a couple of painkillers couldn't take care of

MYGAAWD!!!

The magical clove oil

Must try this on Alzey's verruca plantar wart _{<is that what you call 'em??>}

He's had it for a YEAR (bad mummy, no pain though

Mummy's coming over....t'is her birthday tomorrow (72yrs? )....... alas, I drunk ALL the wine

this wee post o' Nik's somehow cracked me up

*veruca* = latin dance

Hi all. I'm back but terribly behind . . . in all aspects of my life. Will try to be on here and there, but it will take a while. We are suppose to be going to Florida on Saturday for a week (family trip) . . . not sure how I'm gonna pull that one off, but the tickets were purchased two months ago.

Jyanit

get some rest and take care of yourself!! Florida COULD be good for all of you.

Oh Sils. Got me man to join da book.

Marvelous!!!!! and yes, does he want to be our friend????

Yes, it just sounds so. . . . ....... . primitively black-arts magical.. ...... .to be administered by those with cloven hooves er sumphin'... . .. . . .. .

Perhaps it COMES from cloven hooves??

Nik, yes! Try it on Alzy's verruca! (This is a crazy word - - sounds much like a Latin dance)

Just put a drop on first thing in the am, then put on a band-aid and repeat at night.

Took two days for us. . . ....scary.

Mygawd.....speaking of all the wine being gone. .. ....I have deeply distressing news for both POeter and I. Our provincial seller of alcohol, the LCBO, is....wait for it.......

Going on strike.

This is such an enormous development in my life. . . .....

I can barely comment.

Hi Slim Shady

WHOT??? an al-kee-haul providers' strike?

good Lord.......

cloven-hoofed

Our Sooze last night :

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she looks adorable! So cheeky.

Sills - have you seen this Play Him Off Cat? I LOVE the Kitteh

watch the second one down - the guy falling off the treadmilll

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I am soooooooo easily amused today

*snort*

HI Tuh-ree-sargh!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing??

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OMG :lol:

I love his hair

[mimommy]

First off, Janet hope you are doing well and resting. Take that vacation, girl, you deserve it!!!!

Mygawd.....speaking of all the wine being gone. .. ....I have deeply distressing news for both POeter and I. Our provincial seller of alcohol, the LCBO, is....wait for it.......

Going on strike.

This is such an enormous development in my life. . . .....

I can barely comment.

OMG.

Canna imagine my DH on Da Book.

"What in hell? You're sending me pictures of Susan Boyle and some guy's writing on my good, clean wall. . . ..... ..gad, words that sound dirty comin' in. . ....... .WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT??"

No wine?!?! The humanity for Gad's sake

Yeah, our men have that in common, Em Slim . He's already accidentally got a friend he didn't want (snicker). He'll figure it out--he's smart that way

Does he want to be our friends????

*snort*

_{<mainly women of a certain age >}

Yes! Do it!!! Invite him to be your friend (I gave him fair warning already that my crazy sils might try to be friends )

Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing??

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That was tres funny!

pseriously. Dude, you're a scientist, can't you guys invent summat for us?

I am sooooooooo stinkin' tired today punch-drunk, also *snackle*

Marvelous!!!!! and yes, does he want to be our friend????

Hi Slim Shady

Really, Jess. Put science to work for the little guy chick

WIH was in that punch, Suze?

Yes, you guys--go give friend requests to Scott--hee! Make sure you tell him who sent ya.

[elye]

Yes, you guys--go give friend requests to Scott--hee! Make sure you tell him who sent ya.

We must all head over there en masse - - twenty of us requesting Scott's friendship.......he won't know what hit him.

Have you sent him any high-powered rifles yet, Rayechull?