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elye Community Regular
We may take a trip to Chincoteague Island in VA this summer. Our daughter is a huge fan of the Marguerite Henry books about the wild ponies and really wants to take a trip there. The ponies live on Assateague Island, which is shared by Virginia and Maryland, on the atlantic coast.

Gaaaaah! THEEEEE Marguerite Henry??? Misty, Sea Star, Mustang, Wild Spirit of the West... .. . . .??? I was absolutely captivated and besotted with her books as a young kid - - I can recall reading them instead of the compulsory Treasure Island and Lord of the Flies... . .. . ...SOOOOO much more my thang. . . ..... :rolleyes:

Um, Rayechull. . .. .. . .those shirtless blokes next door? Check out the thumbs... . . . ....length report, puleeze... . . . . . . . ...

:lol:


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mimommy Contributor
Gaaaaah! THEEEEE Marguerite Henry??? Misty, Sea Star, Mustang, Wild Spirit of the West... .. . . .??? I was absolutely captivated and besotted with her books as a young kid - - I can recall reading them instead of the compulsory Treasure Island and Lord of the Flies... . .. . ...SOOOOO much more my thang. . . ..... :rolleyes:

Um, Rayechull. . .. .. . .those shirtless blokes next door? Check out the thumbs... . . . ....length report, puleeze... . . . . . . . ...

:lol:

OMG yes, the very one!! I started reading them aloud to her when she was too young to read them alone (I love Grandpa's back-woods drawl and Grandma's country wisdom). Now Taylor reads them herself, but I still read them aloud just to enjoy the stories. She is determined to go see it for her self, so we are trying to get there this summer. I was thinking that it's not all that far from some of the sillies....anyone game for a meeting near Delaware/Maryland/Virginia?

Thumb report---can nae see them due to the swinging of massive hammers busting out chunks of concrete, mobilized by massively muscled and tanned biceps ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Thumb report---can nae see them due to the swinging of massive hammers busting out chunks of concrete, mobilized by massively muscled and tanned biceps ;)

i hate you

mimommy Contributor
i hate you

You do not. You sooooo love me. You want to be me.

mimommy Contributor

OK, here's the rundown on the concrete manhood...

One was kinda chunky, but had perfectly smooth, very tanned skin and hugely muscled pecs and biceps and forearms--brown hair and dark eyes.

Another had about a 28 inch waist which swelled out to huge rock hard glutes and 40 inch shoulders, blonde hair, blue eyes. BUT! He looked he belonged in the Village People.

One was just loud and obnoxious, and the other two were just boys. Mere visions of what the future holds.

The owner/foreman was very nice to my dog.

It wasn't too hot here, so no bad smells wafted through yon window. Lots of swearing and guy talk going on.

Men, men, men, men.

Men. Doing manly things ;)

Even Scott commented on how built a couple of these guys were. And that they were busting up concrete BY HAND with sledgehammers.

Impressive display here, girls.

jerseyangel Proficient
OK, here's the rundown on the concrete manhood...

Impressive display here, girls.

M-m-m...m-m-m...m-m-m....

Sounds mighty impressive, you lucky goil, ya :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Alrighty then--now that I've taken a moment to compose meselph after reading about minimom's beefcake eye candy.... :lol:

I forgot to tell youse guys that I reconnected on da book wif one of my best friends from high school. We haven't seen each other since a couple years after graduation--lives went in different directions.....yada yada.....

She found me--it was so nice to catch up :rolleyes: Made me pheel old.....


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mimommy Contributor
She found me--it was so nice to catch up :rolleyes: Made me pheel old.....

Really? Talking to old high school friends again and seeing their pictures , made me feel young again. At least we're all in the same age range, right? The way I see it, if I'm old, then they are too :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Really? Talking to old high school friends again and seeing their pictures , made me feel young again. At least we're all in the same age range, right? The way I see it, if I'm old, then they are too :lol:

Yeah--true dat. I was thinking more in terms of how many years have gone by and how fast they went :o

But you're right--she told me she's already a grandmother of 3!

Jestgar Rising Star
Yeah--true dat. I was thinking more in terms of how many years have gone by and how fast they went :o

But you're right--she told me she's already a grandmother of 3!

:o

Heavens! Not only did SHE have a child when she was twelve, her child did the same thing! :o :o :o

What is this world coming to?

mimommy Contributor
Yeah--true dat. I was thinking more in terms of how many years have gone by and how fast they went :o

But you're right--she told me she's already a grandmother of 3!

Oh man, staggering isn't it :o

I have two friends (more recent than high school) that are already grandmothers. But, get this--both still have kids of their own in grade school :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
:o

Heavens! Not only did SHE have a child when she was twelve, her child did the same thing! :o :o :o

What is this world coming to?

:lol::wub:

Oh man, staggering isn't it :o

I have two friends (more recent than high school) that are already grandmothers. But, get this--both still have kids of their own in grade school :blink:

Wow--can you imagine :huh:

elye Community Regular
Heavens! Not only did SHE have a child when she was twelve, her child did the same thing! :o:o:o

What is this world coming to?

Yeah, well, just ask our Nikerler....... . ..she had a child at twelve, methinks. .. . . . ....

:lol:

Rayechull! I want big, sexy men jack-hammering on MY street! Um, we have had a number of city worker crews digging ashphalt and up on roofs at the end of our street in the last year or so... ... . .they are really something to look at.

http://www.brgs.org.uk/sportshallimages/June2005workers.webp

mimommy Contributor

The one in the middle is pretty cute--the guy with the dark blue shirt.

I'd sneak a pic. of the concrete crew, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal :unsure:

I saw Suze down there...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK, here's the rundown on the concrete manhood...

One was kinda chunky, but had perfectly smooth, very tanned skin and hugely muscled pecs and biceps and forearms--brown hair and dark eyes.

Another had about a 28 inch waist which swelled out to huge rock hard glutes and 40 inch shoulders, blonde hair, blue eyes. BUT! He looked he belonged in the Village People.

One was just loud and obnoxious, and the other two were just boys. Mere visions of what the future holds.

The owner/foreman was very nice to my dog.

It wasn't too hot here, so no bad smells wafted through yon window. Lots of swearing and guy talk going on.

Men, men, men, men.

Men. Doing manly things ;)

Even Scott commented on how built a couple of these guys were. And that they were busting up concrete BY HAND with sledgehammers.

Impressive display here, girls.

:lol::lol: excellent descriptive narrative. I can almost smell yer tobacco and see the bulging mus-kels.

OH Sills....... :( I am so behind.

just a quick poop-in to say hi-dee-ho, and to let you all know (which I'm sure you DO already know) that........I'm completely and totally devoid of silly. :(

I don't know where in hell it went but it's been gone a good part of June. :angry: and maybe the last part of May? BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see it returning any time soon, either. I think I"m involved in some sort of very dissatisfying and wretchedly unfulfilling........mid-life ennui crisis? dunno. But it is not fun.

Love you, my sills :wub:

will try and catch up later but.......in case I don't, can someone give me a summary report?

<lllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssarrrrrrrrgh!!!>

or Geoss..........geoss does good ones also.

I don't know how Emmel's dad is, or how anyone is, for that matter. I saw that Mimmsy's daughter had a blood draw? is eveyrthing okay?

more later........

xx

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The one in the middle is pretty cute--the guy with the dark blue shirt.

I'd sneak a pic. of the concrete crew, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal :unsure:

:blink:

why in hell would that be illegal?

I took a secret picture of that shirtless, shoe-less, shuffling eviscerated Zombie Man walking my streets here.....you should SHIRLEY SURELY be able to take stealth pics of these men. ;)

elye Community Regular

HI, SOOOOOZLE!! :)

My dad is the same. . . . . ......nothing new, which is, at this point, good, methinks. . . . . ...

why in hell would that be illegal?

I took a secret picture of that shirtless, shoe-less, shuffling eviscerated Zombie Man walking my streets here.....you should SHIRLEY SURELY be able to take stealth pics of these men. ;)

Hell, I've taken a secret shot of Mr. Chow in his full Morning Sun Pose, and I'm sure I put up an av of the average-thumbed blokes who were installing the deck in our backyard last spring. . .. . . .. . . .....very phun, and quite legal, I should hope .....

:rolleyes: ..

mimommy Contributor
why in hell would that be illegal?

I took a secret picture of that shirtless, shoe-less, shuffling eviscerated Zombie Man walking my streets here.....you should SHIRLEY SURELY be able to take stealth pics of these men. ;)

Hell, I've taken a secret shot of Mr. Chow in his full Morning Sun Pose, and I'm sure I put up an av of the average-thumbed blokes who were installing the deck in our backyard last spring. . .. . . .. . . .....very phun, and quite legal, I should hope .....

Well, if it'll get Susan out of her funk...

But, don't ever get mad if some roof repairin ' driveway smashin' mexican gardeners post pics of us :o:lol::rolleyes:

BTW--I was all out of energy for my mafia, had no manila folders so couldn't finish my filing, already changed the laundry and ate ice cream, so........

I added everyone I could find on celiac as my "friend".

So like it or not, we are officially friends :P

now you'll never be rid 'o me<_<:unsure:

:lol:

:lol:

Now I'm just counting the minutes til Flo arrives <_<

tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

:blink:

mimommy Contributor

PS--look at "Today's Top 20 Posters"...

Guess who's #1?

Now that's just sad :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
PS--look at "Today's Top 20 Posters"...

Guess who's #1?

<snort> :P

mushroom Proficient

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.errm, I think I'm actually getting more childish the older I get :lol:

Yeah, me too, but nobody asks me to come out and play :(

OK, here's the rundown on the concrete manhood...

One was kinda chunky, but had perfectly smooth, very tanned skin and hugely muscled pecs and biceps and forearms--brown hair and dark eyes.

Another had about a 28 inch waist which swelled out to huge rock hard glutes and 40 inch shoulders, blonde hair, blue eyes. BUT! He looked he belonged in the Village People.

One was just loud and obnoxious, and the other two were just boys. Mere visions of what the future holds.

The owner/foreman was very nice to my dog.

It wasn't too hot here, so no bad smells wafted through yon window. Lots of swearing and guy talk going on.

Men, men, men, men.

Men. Doing manly things ;)

Even Scott commented on how built a couple of these guys were. And that they were busting up concrete BY HAND with sledgehammers.

Impressive display here, girls.

Oh man, is I getting old, when extreme displays of muscles and manhood fail to move me; when swearing and guy talk turns me off--Save me!!!

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quote name='mimommy' date='Jun 19 2009, 11:52 AM' post='541191']

Oh man, staggering isn't it :o

I have two friends (more recent than high school) that are already grandmothers. But, get this--both still have kids of their own in grade school :blink:

elye Community Regular

Gooooood Morning, All!

Getting packed for Wards Island, T.O. tomorrow......won't be able to fit in a pizza date this visit, POeter....'tis a whirlwind trip.

My brother's band is playing in part of a big commuity piss-up party on Sunday. He has talked my sister and I into singing something with them, and now we have to decide what it's gonna be. Dear gawd, I will have to be somewhat inebriated.

I am leaning toward this:

Open Original Shared Link

Yeah, right... . . that would be me in the middle. <_<:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

I'll have to find some virile young waif to throw me around like that. ....... .....

Some big, verrrrrrrry strong waif. . . . ......

But, don't ever get mad if some roof repairin ' driveway smashin' mexican gardeners post pics of us :o:lol::rolleyes:

Great. .. . ...... .me giving my kids hell as they race off for school, me pulling strange li'l things outta me ho-tub, me scooping up large mounds of dog poop in the backyard, staring long at my pathetic attempt at a garden, washing bird crap off me car... . .. . ...doesn't get much more fulfilling in the eye-candy category, to be sure..... ..

:lol:

PS--look at "Today's Top 20 Posters"...

Guess who's #1?

Now that's just sad :rolleyes:

Do you get a medal? A certificate, note of recommendation, stock options?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillz

Hope everyone is enjoying this Friday morning. Its finally looking like summer!!! Yea!!!!

I am bored here at work and I have been here for all of 30 mins....

Help Me Help me!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
I am leaning toward this:

Open Original Shared Link

Yeah, right... . . that would be me in the middle. <_<:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

I'll have to find some virile young waif to throw me around like that. ....... .....

Some big, verrrrrrrry strong waif. . . . ......

Em . . . yer link doesn't work in the US . . . copy right stuff it said . . . but we'll take your word for it - apparently you need someone to throw you around. Perhaps Rayche can ask one of her muscally guys she's been spying on.

Susie . . . go find yer silly!!! If history serves me correctly, when this has happened in the past, you usually find some sort of unknown gluten culprit. What are you eating that's relatively new?? . . . new meds?? We'll help you suss it out!!

. . . and Shroom . . . you need to slow down . . . your silly has been trying to catch up to you but you keep movin' . . . down to the valley, then back to the lake, down to the valley . . . your poor silly is running about 10 minutes behind you, panting and outta breath.

Off to the showers wif me. Catch you all later.

elye Community Regular
Susie . . . go find yer silly!!! If history serves me correctly, when this has happened in the past, you usually find some sort of unknown gluten culprit. What are you eating that's relatively new?? . . . new meds?? We'll help you suss it out!!

. . . and Shroom . . . you need to slow down . . . your silly has been trying to catch up to you but you keep movin' . . . down to the valley, then back to the lake, down to the valley . . . your poor silly is running about 10 minutes behind you, panting and outta breath.

Giaghnutt speaks wise diagnostic words. . .. .......Soooozle needs a dietary inventory and Shroomie, you jes' need to stay still for a day. . . . . .....

We want you guys back ta silly! :):wub:

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