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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Em--we WILL require a picture of you all tarted up fer this par-tay. :D


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes, yes! All excellent! ..... . . . .Jyaghnutt, do you live in a trailer park?

Uhhhh . . . :unsure: . . . what gave it away?? . . . :lol:

If you really want to wear a bra, you can always do the bra with the mesh shirt look.

If you need help "decorating" yer trailer . . . I can help there, too.

psawyer Proficient

Well, Em and I can sit back, relax, and have a drink. The liquor store employees have accepted a tentative agreement. Of course, due to panic buying over the last couple of days, the shelves are just about empty. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
Well, Em and I can sit back, relax, and have a drink.

((((whew))))!! Gotta run out and get me some trailer park libations..... . . . ..

Bra with a mesh shirt? Crap, scarier and scarier. ... . . ....

Jyaghnutt really knows this stuff. :lol:

Scores at the dollar store: big dragon-type temporary tattoos, dangly bauble earrings, wide, black spikey wrist band.. . .....

Will's costume as it stands: T shirt from an official fishing competition (the arms are now cut off), NASCAR baseball cap, long blond clip-on ponytail that I will attach to back of hat. . . .......he will be quite spectacular, methinks. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Will's costume as it stands: T shirt from an official fishing competition (the arms are now cut off), NASCAR baseball cap, long blond clip-on ponytail that I will attach to back of hat. . . .......he will be quite spectacular, methinks. :lol:

OK . . . he needs a whole bunch of keys on a big key ring that is then attached to his jean SHORTS with a chain looped around the belt loops. He also needs to wear tube socks with stripes at the top. Work boots would be good with this.

you can have some of my keys . . . I collect "what the hell is this key for" keys in a bowl in me kitchen, I've got plenty and there is no way I'm going to figure out what they are to.

. . . and I feel the need to say (in case I'm offending any newbies or silly-wanna-bes) . . . I know plenty of nice people who live/lived in trailers . . . and plenty of "trash" that don't.

elye Community Regular
. . . and I feel the need to say (in case I'm offending any newbies or silly-wanna-bes) . . . I know plenty of nice people who live/lived in trailers . . . and plenty of "trash" that don't.

Well done, Jyaghnutt. You have deftly side-stepped a possible trailer-type warning.. . . . ....... :P:lol:

Don't wanna offend anybody. I may be poking fun at all who fish competitively, who wear curlers and bathrobes, who follow car racing and have missing incisors (got some black acrylic tooth paint! :lol: ), but it is all in the best of fun.. . .. . . ...um, imitation is often heartfelt flattery.

:rolleyes:

Striped tube socks! Check! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Has noone else noticed that Jess is our new queen??????????

How in Hell did this happen??? Wasn't someone supposed to be monitoring and announcing the number of posts yet to come and so on and so forth?

Dang it all. Now I gotta get my hair re-cut to suit the crown, and what am I going to do with that jester? He can't hang out in the lab - he'd hurt himself.

gotta get shoes to match the scepter

gold rimmed plates

horse drawn carriage

what else do I need??


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elye Community Regular

Jyessss, yer new patent leather shoon should go with just about anything, even Royal Appointments.

The jester. . . . .. ........hmmm.......he can in fact present a problem. I would NOT bring him into the lab with you - - he would likely drink anything that sits in a beaker, mistaking it for a shot glass.

Perhaps he will hang around at your place with the civckebs.

DO NOT let him drive the horse-drawn carriage! Crap, like my MIL without the funny hat and bells. . . . . .. .

:lol:

Um, speaking of which. . . . . . . . . ......MIL hits town in exactly six days, twenty hours and thirty-three minutes. She will be here for - - get ready - - EIGHTEEN DAYS.

:huh:

:wacko:

Well, we will be away for eleven of them whilst she stays wif our animals.

But... . . . . . . . . ........

She will be driving my car.

ALL OVER THE CITY.

:o

Darn210 Enthusiast
But... . . . . . . . . ........

She will be driving my car.

ALL OVER THE CITY.

:o

Can you wrap your car in bubble-wrap??

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh . . . and Kongrats to Cween Gesse the Ridivculus Spellur.

Hadda just quote Jyaghnutt, as this is poifect. Kween Jyess of the Civckebs.... ..congratulations!!

hadda quote them both :lol: poifect

Lord.......wouldn't you know i'd pick now to post.

well the Gods are good to me................I MISSED THE QUEENDOM.....

CAN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK

WHO WON AGAIN.............?

OH jESS...CONGRATS.

JOODITH!!!!!!!! by the hair of yer nose!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Not fer nuthin, but according to my screen, Amanda is the phirst to post on page 2200. Did the criteria change? Am I nuts? WIH?

:unsure: what in hell? another Psilly time/space continuum *gasp* Even when Peter 'splains it, IT DON"T MAKE NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN~JESS OF SCOTCH!!
\

*snigger* :lol:

I say keep the kurlers. You need to look eight months pregnant whilst wearing a tube top . . . can you do that?? . . . do you get that pregnant look if you've been glutened?? . . . at a minimum, look very pregnant, keep a cig in yer mouth and carry a bottle of booze . . . and for Pete's sake DON"T wear a bra!!! (*giggle* there ya go, Peter, maybe Em'll go braless for ya *giggle*) . . . and no shaving between now and then and don't wash your hair . . . how fast can you grow a mullet?? . . . or bleach your hair but protect about an inch of roots for that two-tone look.

:blink: this sounds a bit harrowing.......dirty, unshaven, with a mullet? bleached two-tone hair??????? good Lord. Don't do anything permanent, Em :lol: And, frankly, I don't think you should actually STINK at this party. But you CAN go buy some stuff at the dollar store (I'd imagine) that is some styling product to make yer hair look dirty. Or, there's always corn syrup. :lol:

. ......

Okay, went to The Village and found a tank top with cheap lace all over it, some ugly cheap hangy earrings, a big temporary tattoo of a skull surrounded by roses. ....it is a good start.

No bra, huh? Scary. . ... .....

Well, I think you SHOULD go and get a very very scary SCREAMING obnoxious bra, and let the straps hang down yer arms. ;) even better.

Em--we WILL require a picture of you all tarted up fer this par-tay.

Padtea said TARTED UP :lol:

Well, Em and I can sit back, relax, and have a drink. The liquor store employees have accepted a tentative agreement. Of course, due to panic buying over the last couple of days, the shelves are just about empty.

:o GAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, good news, I imagine they'll stock up soon.

Um, speaking of which. . . . . . . . . ......MIL hits town in exactly six days, twenty hours and thirty-three minutes. She will be here for - - get ready - - EIGHTEEN DAYS.

:huh:

:wacko:

Well, we will be away for eleven of them whilst she stays wif our animals.

But... . . . . . . . . ........

She will be driving my car.

ALL OVER THE CITY.

oh...............ma..................GAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hold tight, pholks

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

Ye Gods, I missed the crowning of GOOD QUEEN BESS JYESS or Amanda !! Congratulations, your Majesty, from your loyal servant SHROOMIE (Amanita Muscaria ):lol: :lol: Watch out for the enemy within :o

And Em and Peter can sit in de garden and sip (beverage of choice, according to respective allergies) until the employees decide whether to ratify or reject. Bet there won't be much likker left on the shelves in a day or two :P Except how can Em relax with MIL in house AND driving her car :unsure: But Em's going to be all tarted up in lace tube top??? :rolleyes: wiv bra straps hanging on her elbows....What will MIL think??

And in the meantime everyone is now worrying about being PC and not offending feelings of those who have any feelings left to be trashed after hanging out in this place. I should think we would all know that everything is fair game and is all meant in JESSt and humour and good fellowship :) I think we left our thin skins at the door--at least I thought that was what that receptacle was for :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

ALL HAIL GOOD QUEEN JESS(ter)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

LONG LIVE THE CIVKEBS!!!!!!!!!!!

<Ma'am, I'd advise you to get that purple robe dry cleaned :unsure: >

More glorious sunnyness here in Blighty B) .....settling down to watch some Wimbledon for a bit, no kids 'til 6.30pm (woohoo!)

Em's MIL's coming!!!!!!!!!! (the Geordie Lass!!)

Even though I am on a different continent, I am askeert :unsure: of her driving! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

All Hail to our new Kween Jwess!

Morning Everyone

I am still half asleep and wish I was still in bed- but here I am at work. I feel so blah!

My inlaws came over for dinner last night and I couldnt get rid of them until after 9...I was so tired and I just wanted to take a shower...

Another hot day for us!

elye Community Regular
Congratulations, your Majesty, from your loyal servant SHROOMIE (Amanita Muscaria )

This is a TERRIFIC moniker! Amanita Muscaria.. . . . .....A name that makes you sound very like a Spanish courtesan.. . . . .... B):lol:

Except how can Em relax with MIL in house AND driving her car :unsure: But Em's going to be all tarted up in lace tube top??? :rolleyes: wiv bra straps hanging on her elbows....What will MIL think??

Dear gawd. . ..... . . she will miss the trailer trash party by a couple of days, thankfully.

Note to self: buy lottery ticket this am.

And in the meantime everyone is now worrying about being PC and not offending feelings of those who have any feelings left to be trashed after hanging out in this place. I should think we would all know that everything is fair game and is all meant in JESSt and humour and good fellowship :) I think we left our thin skins at the door--at least I thought that was what that receptacle was for :lol:

Hadda quote this.....Shroomie, you is phunny. . . ... .!

There was a time, a thousand and some pages ago, when a thin skin or two infiltrated . . ....... . ...due warnings were issued and life quickly returned to ribald psilliness and debauchery.

There would seem to be little or no way of stopping our lunacy, ultimately. . . .......

:lol::lol:

Love the new av, Nikerler! Youse look gorgeous. :)B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
This is a TERRIFIC moniker! Amanita Muscaria.. . . . .....A name that makes you sound very like a Spanish courtesan.. . . . .... B):lol:

YES!!...Imagining her doing a flamenco dance at will for our Queen .....OL

jerseyangel Proficient
I think we left our thin skins at the door--at least I thought that was what that receptacle was for :lol:

It was :D We all "get" each other here--tis very nice and relaxing. :rolleyes:

More glorious sunnyness here in Blighty B) .....settling down to watch some Wimbledon for a bit, no kids 'til 6.30pm (woohoo!)

Sounds heavenly--enjoy yer afternoon, Nik :D

Another hot day for us!

Ugh--right from cold and rainy to hot <_< What ever happened to spring???

Love the new av, Nikerler! Youse look gorgeous. :)B)

Yes, you look quite fetching B)

What's for lunch peeps???

I haven't eaten breakfast yet :lol:

Em said "moniker" :P

Jess--how's the royal kitchen comin along?

Darn210 Enthusiast
And in the meantime everyone is now worrying about being PC and not offending feelings of those who have any feelings left to be trashed after hanging out in this place. I should think we would all know that everything is fair game and is all meant in JESSt and humour and good fellowship :) I think we left our thin skins at the door--at least I thought that was what that receptacle was for :lol:

It was :D We all "get" each other here--tis very nice and relaxing. :rolleyes:

True Dat . . . :D . . . It wasn't the "regulars" that I was concerned about.

Love the new av, Nikerler! Youse look gorgeous. :)B)

. . . and another . . . True Dat

Why thank you Emuhlee ;) ...I fear I was in a debauched state though :ph34r:

Well, it suits you well . . . perhaps you should maintain this state??

Smakl is getting a hair cut today . . . Smakl is NOT happy!!!

elye Community Regular
Smakl is getting a hair cut today . . . Smakl is NOT happy!!!

OMG. .. . . .that lovely, flowing mane on that li'l head is disappearing? :lol:

New av needed, from the back again. Jaghnutt, with all your ingenious, hilarious photo-pimping prowess in our Psillyville avatars, it is difficult to name my favorite one. I do think, though, that the back of Smackl's hairy head, in all its un-photoshoppedness, was splendid. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG. .. . . .that lovely, flowing mane on that li'l head is disappearing? :lol:

Oh . . . it's not gonna dissappear . . . we're just hoping for some hair "management". He is such a ten year old. Now along with NOT changing his underwear, he now wears the same T-shirt for days in a row. When I comment on it, he'll wear a different shirt for a day and then go back to the other one . . . as if I, the washer of all laundry, will think that is was cleaned during that day he didn't wear it . . . yet no laundry was done . . . hmmmm. If you tell him to brush his hair, he takes one swipe done the middle. However, everyone loves his hair. Perfect stranges can't keep their hands off of it. If they knew how often he actually washed it (wet means washed, right?. . . hey, I went swimming today, I don't have to wash it . . .), they wouldn't touch it!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
If they knew how often he actually washed it (wet means washed, right?. . . hey, I went swimming today, I don't have to wash it . . .), they wouldn't touch it!!

4/5 in my house believe so :lol:

So, now, dinner debate

I'm thinking salad (lettuce, cherry toms,cucumber,radishes, beetroot) with new potatoes and ham :P

OH.. and Salad cream....... don't believe you guys have this... :unsure: ...I prefer it to Mayo

elye Community Regular
OH.. and Salad cream....... don't believe you guys have this... :unsure: ...I prefer it to Mayo

Don't know about dis stuff. Salad cream .. . .. .....sounds very low-cal. <_<:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Never heard of salad cream but made Phablous steaks last evening with this tangy marinade and then I whipped up this Phantastic Salad--field greens fresh sliced strawberries and then I grated parm cheese thin strips over top and then topped with baslamic dressing....mmmm!

jerseyangel Proficient

Wow--yer dinner sounded phab, Amanda :D

Salad cream--neva heard of it, but it sounds good (and rich) :rolleyes:

Sad news that Farah Fawcett has died. :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG Patti- I was just coming on to post the same thing about Farah--so sad.

On a side note- I am dying to see the movie My sisters Keeper

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sad news that Farah Fawcett has died. :(

:(

I had read the she and Ryan O' Neal were going to get married as they knew she was at the end .

Ok, Salad Cream.....really don't know how to describe it....just nice on cold new potatoes (NOT as creamy as mayo :blink: )

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