The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

Oh Em....yer poor wee phoot. Sven outta be ashamed of himselph!! I need an intervention to start svenning Diet going well (10 lbs since August 1) Need Seven to tighten up

Our house is gettin there--landscaping is happening now. (builder has a phab package that they include) The port-a-potty is still phront and center in the driveway, though. I wish I had the camera last night

If all goes according to plan (phamous last woids) we should be in mid October.

[flourgirl]

Pad Thai.......you must be getting SOOO excited!! You're getting a landscape package too? Fabulous! Hope you can post a pic for us to see!

Never really met Sven.....as a "playmate".....but most of my jobs have been SuperSven....long days of blood,sweat, tears....agony so glorious! Seem to have misplaced a lot of muscle in the last coupla years.....has someone here found it anywhere? Maybe Sven has it!

Gloomy, gloomy day here today. Can't seem to find the ambition to get much done! Except some F Booking (hah!) Still far behind, there. Maybe I'll drown my sparrows sorrows in a book and blankie.....hmmmm....some tea would go good with that. I bought myself some strawberry -vanilla - rose tea for my boithday! Had to send away for it and it got here yesterday! Mmmmmmm.

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to , cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you" (Don't know why this stuck in my head...but there it is!)

[jerseyangel]

T--your tea sounds so good!! I'm on a vanilla caramel tea kick--every afternoon. Have to stop drinking it by 4 or so or I can't sleep

It's a gloomy overcast day here, but not too hot. After such a hot and sunny summer, this is nice.

The builder put up a pic of the house this morning on the site--port-a-potty, trees and all I'll see if I can somehow get it up on here. Or maybe I can email it......

[flourgirl]

I've been drinking Vanilla carmel tea, too. It's great hot! Tried to make cold tea with it but it didn't taste very good that way. I make big jugs of tea for cold drinks at work.....pretty much have stopped the diet soda thing. Love diet vanilla coke/pepsi...but it gives me a terrible belly-ache. Anyway.....love the vanilla teas. If you can find the strawberry-vanilla-rose you should give it a try! It's like heaven in a cup! Mmmmmm

[jerseyangel]

<---------OMG--I did it The site of the phuture Psyllie Summit!!

The sod is going in today--I thought they did a really good job wif all the trees and shrubs. There's another big magnolia on the left side that isn't in the pic and an oak on the right that I had to cut out to get the pic to upload. I wanna keep the pretty blue outdoor potty--maybe move it to the backyard......

[flourgirl]

Pad - Thai.....your house is so beautiful!!! And yes.....you must keep the pretty blue port-a-potty. It sort of off-sets the colors in your house.....kinda sets an ambience for the place. Perhaps you could put some hanging flower baskets on it to blend in with the landscaping! Have you already mentally placed all of your furniture and belongings? Wish we could all organize a moving in/settling in Psilly Psummit with you! Then again....maybe we wouldn't get much work done.

[Mtndog]

Theresa- Peaches is so darn cute! I want to touch her wittle wet nose!!!!!

<---------OMG--I did it The site of the phuture Psyllie Summit!!

The sod is going in today--I thought they did a really good job wif all the trees and shrubs. There's another big magnolia on the left side that isn't in the pic and an oak on the right that I had to cut out to get the pic to upload. I wanna keep the pretty blue outdoor potty--maybe move it to the backyard......

Patteigh- It's GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Wish we could all organize a moving in/settling in Psilly Psummit with you! Then again....maybe we wouldn't get much work done.

That I would love!! Thanks, T.

Little Peaches is just too cute

[elye]

New avs! New avs!

Patteigh, your feet were gorgeous - - but your new house is STUPENDOUS! So exciting...... . ...I think you should leave the porta potty right where it is until after the Psummit, as there will be, what, twelve or so houseguests with digestive issues hanging about. We will need all the toilets you can provide.... .. .....

Peaches!!!

[jerseyangel]

I think you should leave the porta potty right where it is until after the Psummit, as there will be, what, twelve or so houseguests with digestive issues hanging about. We will need all the toilets you can provide.... .. .....

I was thinkin the same thing Wif our group, ya can't have too many terlits

[flourgirl]

I was thinkin the same thing Wif our group, ya can't have too many terlits

Pad Thai said "terlits" How many Archie Bunkerisms are out there?

[jerseyangel]

How many Archie Bunkerisms are out there?

My son and I always quote those! Phunny stuph!

Recently on the phone, he was telling me about something that was going on at his work and he said--"the thing that broke the straw".

That's me kid

[DingoGirl]

On Saturday we received in the mail a plaster heart wif Allo's wee paw print and handwritten at the top of the heart was his name and 1991-2009. His vet had this done. We had no idea about it, it came as a complete surprise.

Pad tea I read about this DAYS ago and wanted to say how sweet it was ♥

Omgawd.you guys are outta control Everytime I come on I pheel like I have to learn a new language

dude - pseriously!!!!!! it's Slumdawg in Ohio's fault

Being a black Burundian did not fit my lifestyle, so I'm back to being a shrinking, old, white, retired Ohioan. That's hard enough.

What to do- what to do.

Sleez

gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! x 24 and

completely, barking MAD *snortle*

Just dropped off poor little Lyle to get his teeth pulled.

He may have Open Original Shared Link.

Poor boy has been yelping when he tries to eat.

poor widdle Lyle......how is he doing without his brother? you need a baby kitteh

Or, I could ship my art supplies to Soozie, so she wouldn't use them?

Phloozie, you could NOT have hit the nail more precisely on the head.

<I HAVE been making some jewelry, however>

Ya know, yer phootz are lookin mighty fine tonight. Maybe it's cause my head has been in a big pot for quite sometime now. Since the 60's, when I named my first born Sember. No wonder I'm so wrinkled up and pruned -faced.

First off, I loved Louise Nevelson- not her art, but her face. When I was 18, I wanted to look like her. Now that I do, I want plastic surjury. And it's out.

Speaking of sturgeons, Can a get a neck shortening? And, can this really replace caviar? It's a long roe to hoe. And, I am the hoe to hoe that row.

I am so tired from my head being in pot for so long, and I NEED some frosted brownies. Em- you want to draw Doc Swuuss That's where my art supplies should go. Maybe this is a sign for you to become an artist, and sooz and sleez to become corporate magots. And Petravinski and Jesskolnikov could join my son and poor dead Annie being smart at Yale. Jezibel should continue doing molecular stuff, but concentrate on the nutational rate. Bunzafire- bake some brownies. Send them to me, post haste. Jagnut, Pity, poTOMac....I have to go POTTY. Later

Slutborgunian Stanislowski- a Birundian Rushin

GUPHAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I got a egg!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! didja eat it?

Till Some Other Day

Sudan Brownass.

Sudan Brownass

Inherantly Indigo.

SLA

whot?

Was dreamin of the 1 ripe watermelon in my garden, have been watchin it daily, discovered last night that it was ripe for the pickin, wanted-foolishly-to wait till morning to pik it fresh for work to find that some mofo in the middle of the night STOLE MY MELON!!! It's not like I have melons comin out my arse, cuz that would probably be painful... I only have-had-5, now I'm down to 4 little ones which probly won't ripen. Flash fwd, boys at work, SOMEONE STOLE HER MELONS-LET"S SEE!!!

Ate a pear for breakfast, made a comment about my "bruised pear" boys at work-"THOUGHT SOMEONE STOLE HER MELONS- LET ME SEE THE BRUISED PAIR!!"

Ate a peach for a snack in the afternoon, talked to our equipment rep for a minute before realizing I had peach stuck in my front teeth--that was the last straw-boys at work rolling on floor laughing-"SHE'S GOT PEACH IN HER TEETH" Even I had to laugh at that one!

Dirty dirty boys

OMG - do we work in the same place? this sounds EGGXACTLY like what those cretins at work would say *snort*

they stolt yer melon!!!!!!!!!!!!! TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

part two comin' up - but I got nothin ta say

[jerseyangel]

Just dropped off poor little Lyle to get his teeth pulled.

He may have Open Original Shared Link.

Poor boy has been yelping when he tries to eat.

I missed this till now (saw Soozle's post). How's he doin, Jess?

[DingoGirl]

<------- hit refresh for new pic of babies snuggling Kit is back to his old self....grooming Weez every night and sleeping wif us ♥♥♥

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE FEET AND EGGS?

ONLY ON THE SILLY THREAD.

:lol: Judith, seriously........only here. LOVED that sentence *snort*

movers? estimate? WHOT? are you moving? did house sell? I don't know anything........

I'm gonna start a trend, you just wait. Look carefully at the Paris runways in the next couple of years - -some small, intriguing accesories will be hanging from those brocaded sleeves, from those high waistbands - - and you will suddenly remember this post.

good luck wit dat

It's Christmas!!!! **giggle** My trees are here!!!! . . . 3 Spruces, a Dogwood and a paperbark maple . . . **giggle** . . . They're digging big holes as we speak!!!

yay!!!!!!!! we'll need pics, of course

I've got me sum eggs now, but hubby wunts to take 'em away. No more beebee's fir meemee

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WHOT? you look about..........25? and have one child? PLENTY more bebehs for you!!!!!!!!

where's yer hubby........we'll kick his arse

Leighsua--you and Brian look so cute in your av, I keep meaning to tell you

they really do

Yours Turdly,

Slouxzen Dylan Thomas,De Turd

she said turdly

This made quite stirring news here. Our prime minister called President Obama "Barack"? Like they are college buddies sittin' over a beer?

All the problems that are plaguing us right now, economically, socially, spiritually, and this is what our pundits obsess over?

'tis quite unusual, to refer to a pres by his first name......

Pad Thai said "terlits" How many Archie Bunkerisms are out there?

*snort* soooooooo phunny

and PEACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is SSOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!!

Padt - yer house looks FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes - leave porta-potty - we'll need it!! Can't believe how quickly your house is coming along - NEVER works like that! (so I hear)

And there's Nik's lovely phalanges, still torturing me

got nowt else, more later (or not - am soooooooooooooo tired)

and - I'm soooooooooooooo tired all of the time, that I"m thinkin' of going back on gluten full-time. What's the POINT, I ask you, if I feel like such utter crap presently?

Signed,

Bitter Old Hag

[jerseyangel]

and - I'm soooooooooooooo tired all of the time, that I"m thinkin' of going back on gluten full-time. What's the POINT, I ask you, if I feel like such utter crap presently?

I hear ya--sometimes I wonder too......but going back on the stuff would be even worse in the long run

Last night I woke up at 2 and was awake all night......stomach lousiness today.....nothing different to eat what so freakin ever I dunno (doncha just hate it when I come along and whine whilst trying to make you pheel better? ) Gawd....

Hang in there Suz--that pic of Weez and Kit is precious I miss you whence yer not here

[celiac-mommy]

Wish we could all organize a moving in/settling in Psilly Psummit with you! Then again....maybe we wouldn't get much work done.

That would be so much fun! I'm a master organizer, I redid my son's room wilst he was at school yesterday!

OMG - do we work in the same place? this sounds EGGXACTLY like what those cretins at work would say *snort*

I love my boys! They are the dirtiest bunch ever, but it makes work so much more fun!!

<------- hit refresh for new pic of babies snuggling Kit is back to his old self....grooming Weez every night and sleeping wif us ♥♥♥

OMG they are sooooo sweet! I want some--hubby says not a chance

WHOT? you look about..........25? and have one child? PLENTY more bebehs for you!!!!!!!!

where's yer hubby........we'll kick his arse

God bless you in every way!!! Let's say I'm 30-somphin and I have 2 beeeutiphul kids, 4yo boy and 8yo girl. I'm happy wif dem, but if he doesn't want more he needs to get his nuts cracked!!

got nowt else, more later (or not - am soooooooooooooo tired)

and - I'm soooooooooooooo tired all of the time, that I"m thinkin' of going back on gluten full-time. What's the POINT, I ask you, if I feel like such utter crap presently?

Signed,

Bitter Old Hag

Awwww, I hope you feel better soon!!

[ranger]

So depressed. Can't post tonight. Found out from Irish Daveyguys past that I am DEFORMED. My pinky is way short. I always thaught that my body was perfect (sans the no shins, no butte, no tittles). Now, all day, I have looked at my pinky and realized what a freek of nature I am. Leave it to an Irish man to have Jewish angst and to send it to this Irish woman. No wander we've always been at War!

Got great house. Depressing. I had a great house.

And cute Kitty. Deppresing. I had a cute kitty.

Nice dogs. Deppressingg. I had a nice dog.

Super-pooper outhouse. I've got one!

Life ain't all that bad.

Sloozneedspaxil or'sumtin.

[elye]

Sooooozle! YER BABIES ARE ADORABLE!

Those pics you keep putting up cannot be real - -they are TOO perfectly incredibly precious. Jaghnutt's been photoshoppin' stuff for ya.... . ...... . ..

So cute.....lookit Kit's li'l paw resting on Weeze... . .canna stand it. . . .

OMG they are sooooo sweet! I want some--hubby says not a chance

WHOT? Hubby won't allow pets?? Gad, damn right we'll kick his arse.. . ......

So depressed. Can't post tonight. Found out from Irish Daveyguys past that I am DEFORMED. My pinky is way short. I always thaught that my body was perfect (sans the no shins, no butte, no tittles). Now, all day, I have looked at my pinky and realized what a freek of nature I am.

Yes, 'tis quite a thread over there.

Take heart, Sloozleberry -- you have ludicrously short pinkies, but have a look at yer eyelashes. Bet they're longish. And that's a wunnerful thing.

[flourgirl]

Pooourr Psuessle! I do know just what you mean! When I think I can't stand how bad I can pheel, and the heck with it, why bother? I stop a minute to ask myselph.....do I really want to add all of that crap (literally) back into my life to pheel even worse....like I'm dying? I did, however, like wearing size 4 (even if I did have to shop in the little kids section and search in vain for something that looked like it did not belong in a dumpster)....but I did not like it at all when the size 4 pants were falling off....nor did I like it that everyone around me thought I was dying (including myself). SO....do you want to go back on rat poison? I pseriously hope NOT.

End of tonights lecture.....Professor TED has gone back into the mental closet!!

Hey Jude! Please catch us up on what's going on with you (pretty please). I thought all of the manic activity had quieted down for a bit....but you throw some more at us and then go into hiding. Ollie Ollie ostin free (or whatever the heck that is). Miss you and hope you're doing all right.

Pooooer Sleezy Ranger! Can't type for mis-shaped important pinkee fangers. Just do the 2 finger-hen-peck and search...you'll be all right! Kick back a little in Slovenia....take a slug of wod-ka....dream a little dream of yer sooperdooperpooper-house and don't worry.....be happy....doooooo do doo dotodo dotodotodododoooo (can't remember how to do musical notes )

[DingoGirl]

I hear ya--sometimes I wonder too......but going back on the stuff would be even worse in the long run

Last night I woke up at 2 and was awake all night......stomach lousiness today.....nothing different to eat what so freakin ever I dunno (doncha just hate it when I come along and whine whilst trying to make you pheel better? ) Gawd....

Hang in there Suz--that pic of Weez and Kit is precious I miss you whence yer not here

Ppad Tea

we all know it

I dunno what's goin' on but I'm suspectin' thyroid - my doctor is CCCCCCCRAPPPPPPP - hate him - - dunno what to do now

You was awake all night w/ stomach pain? For NO REASON? I hate this stuff......for all of us.

So depressed. Can't post tonight. Found out from Irish Daveyguys past that I am DEFORMED. My pinky is way short. I always thaught that my body was perfect (sans the no shins, no butte, no tittles). Now, all day, I have looked at my pinky and realized what a freek of nature I am. Leave it to an Irish man to have Jewish angst and to send it to this Irish woman. No wander we've always been at War!

Got great house. Depressing. I had a great house.

And cute Kitty. Deppresing. I had a cute kitty.

Nice dogs. Deppressingg. I had a nice dog.

Super-pooper outhouse. I've got one!

Life ain't all that bad.

Sloozneedspaxil or'sumtin.

whot in hell? whot is going on there? I better check Davey Boy's pinky post.....are we deformed? did it say sumfin' aboot having a shorter pinky, as I recall? well.......in that case I"m completely deformed

Sooooozle! YER BABIES ARE ADORABLE!

Those pics you keep putting up cannot be real - -they are TOO perfectly incredibly precious. Jaghnutt's been photoshoppin' stuff for ya.... . ...... . ..

So cute.....lookit Kit's li'l paw resting on Weeze... . .canna stand it. . . .

I know.......I really can nae take it here - dey is SOOOOOOOOO CUTE !!! and 'tis real, NOT photoshopped!!!!!!!!!!!! my bebehs the snuggling and other antics is TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at Kit's widdle paw on Weezee's arm JUST TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pooourr Psuessle! I do know just what you mean! When I think I can't stand how bad I can pheel, and the heck with it, why bother? I stop a minute to ask myselph.....do I really want to add all of that crap (literally) back into my life to pheel even worse....like I'm dying? I did, however, like wearing size 4 (even if I did have to shop in the little kids section and search in vain for something that looked like it did not belong in a dumpster)....but I did not like it at all when the size 4 pants were falling off....nor did I like it that everyone around me thought I was dying (including myself). SO....do you want to go back on rat poison? I pseriously hope NOT.

End of tonights lecture.....Professor TED has gone back into the mental closet!!

Professor Ted...........I know.......I should nae do it. And probably won't, my stomach would be jack-knifed in pain......... _{<but COULD be size 4 again >}

not in a good place, Sills.........

I DO have a plan, however.....prayin' it works..............

[nikki-uk]

<<<--------------- my angry face

Al's school just called...he's just ate a piece of toast - given to him by a new member of staff

The Head Teacher was most apologetic, wanted to know if there was anything they could do

I replied 'just keep him close to a toilet'

BAH!!!!!!!!!

In truth, it's been that long since a 'proper' glutening , I've NO idea how he'll react

I'll bet he'll be fine the rest of the school day - we'll probably get the fall out over the weekend

PADT!!! I may need the spare terlit outside your (bloody gorgeous) house!!!

Ok, guys, really, I know it's not ME with celiac disease (& therefore shouldn't grumble), but I'm bored with the whole thing now!!!!

..but seriously, hope you guys with misbehaving tums feel better soon

I DO have a plan, however.....prayin' it works..............

Me too!!, but do tell luv

Tel just cooked us both a fry up ...why did I agree? <Mmmmmmm.. bacon.....> .... Sven will not be impressed

[elye]

Mornin', Psillies!

I dunno what's goin' on but I'm suspectin' thyroid - my doctor is CCCCCCCRAPPPPPPP - hate him - - dunno what to do now

Soooozle, this is a haynus situation. Can you not find another doctor? I know the thought can be overwhelming. It is difficult to do this here in Ontario where we are facing a real GP shortage, but I know of a few people who have been disgruntled with their family docs and gone to a walk-in clinic for second opinions, different approaches, etc. Do you have a walk-in close by?

I DO have a plan, however.....prayin' it works..............

Me too!!, but do tell luv

HEY! Youse canna be doin' this - - all must be divulged and put forward as a possible edict, and mulled over, and voted on, and yea'ed or nay-ed by participating members of The Ville.

AL's eaten toast?! ..... .. . . ...... ... ....... .. .

Poor kid. It feels SO awful when only a bit of accidental gluten gets in - - a whole piece o' bread would be that much worse. Let us hope that the blast-off occurs at school -- THEY can deal with it!

[jerseyangel]

Look at Kit's widdle paw on Weezee's arm JUST TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know.....can nae stand the cuteness! Kit's wee widdle hand

Suz--I also pseriously suspect something's askew wif me thyroid, but it's next to impossible to get the doctors to do the proper tests They do the basic and than state that we're normal. Bah......

Hope yer plan is successphul Let us know (we need to know everything )

<<<--------------- my angry face

Al's school just called...he's just ate a piece of toast - given to him by a new member of staff

Oh fer PeOter's sake! Can't believe they would make such a mistake! Hope Al is ok and doesn't suffer a bad reaction. I remember a member here once saying that cross contamination really did her in but larger amounts (in her case, a cheat) didn't do much.

A fry-up....don't know what that is but it sure sounds good Does it contain bacon?

HEY! Youse canna be doin' this - - all must be divulged and put forward as a possible edict, and mulled over, and voted on, and yea'ed or nay-ed by participating members of The Ville.

True dis!

[Jestgar]

I say send Al to the staff member's house for the weekend. She needs to understand the full extent of the poo crime she has committed.

Lyle is feeling much better wi'out his teef. They left the front ones, so he still looks cute when he smiles, but all the back teeth got pulled. After the first day home he started feeling better. He still gets pain meds, because I don't want him to feel bad, but he doesn't act as if he needs them.

This morning he whined and whined about going out, then to spite me went to hide under the bed, where he promptly started snoring.

I'll let him out when he wakes up, but for the moment I'm happy that he's sleeping well in a safe place.