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And Suzzle- like Gianknit said....we are here for you in sickness and in health! I hope the doc is good and that Armour is the answer. I love the stuff!!! Hugs and prayers and good vibes for you!!!!!


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T'is no wonder you is having an identity crisis :o Psoozle, Soozle, Pseuss, DingoGirl, dern it, who the heck am I? Is I Suze, Susan, Psilllllee??? : Just call yerselph "All of the Above", especially Psilly

Reading this book called Colours: Travels through the Paintbox, tracing the origins of all the pigments used by the original artists, from the oxides used by the aborigines in Australia to the ultramarine in Afghanistan. Just moving on to indigo (I skipped the greens for now because blue is me favourite colour ) Fascinating stuff (pour moi, anyway). Takes you all over the world.

Shroomie :)

yes, identity crisis, indeed!!!

and.... :o so funny that you mention taht book......JUST YESTERDAY I was thinking about origins of colours....pigments......etc...........and then you say you are reading that!! I will look into it on half.com and.......maybe have some energy to read again :huh:

hi sillies

I'm just poping in

can't get my fingers to work

never been so tired in my life but after last nites and all day horrible constant rain..........I'm ready to get the Heck out of PA and into sunny CA

just skimed the posts as 6 pages behind and not time

packed from 9:30 and still going and of yes did eat the dinner I put in the crock pot

ohhhhhhhh I can imagine how exhausted you are, Judith - did you buy a house in California?? I don't even KNOW! :unsure:

Yes, the future's so bright, ya gotta wear shades! B)

You must get yourself a good doc, hopefully the Armour one, and get your physical self straightened out and then the rest, I am sure, will take care of itself. You are in my thoughts and prayers, and I am so sad about Sophie. I lost my bestest friend three years ago, and it leaves one so bereft, as bad as losing yer marital partner, yet ye get no condolences or support for it because it is such a private thing and no one knows the suffering. I still miss her every day...

Shroom, did your best friend DIE??? it sounds like it......that is sooooooooooo sad. :( Condolences if this is the case. but - Sophie did not die. Lives right here in Fresno. She didn't even do a formal "dumping" or "breakup" either. Just......what we call a "fadeout" and she is DONE. With me. :( It may be forever, I am sure I wore her out.

Sooooze, I was thinking about you all last night. Funny how we mentally latch onto one small info-byte - - I kept thinking, "Jeez, Sooooze hasn't walked the Weeze since Monday... . ..things must be grim". I think you said that your appointment with the new doc is this coming week. Good!

Thanks, Emmel :) Weez is NOT used to this sedentary lifestyle......she lets out big whiney sighs throughout the day :(

OMG running a 10K this morning? that just makes me soooooooo tired to think about :huh:

Good luck!

Suze . . . we're here for ya . . . :wub: . . . in sickness or in health . . . for richer or poorer . . . GAH!!!! we're married!!!!

we're MARRIED??? well, then you must all get over here and cook and clean, fer pete's sake :lol:

PADS!!!!!!!! congrats on the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! we will need pics soon, luv.....good luck unpacking!!!

psillies- There is fear in the house as I accidentally took a sip of a pumpkin martini last night before realizing it was rimmed with GRAHAM CRACKER crust :angry: It wasn't even tasty enough to make it worth the potential heinANUSness that is to come! Hold tight- could be a long, farty day! :rolleyes:

oh no! :o

and - :gag: that drink sounds positively VOMITOUS, what wiv the graham cracker crumbs and all.....

WHERE IS SLEEZIO??????????? and RACHELLE??????????? and have we lost Mimmsy forever? :( Hate it when Sillies go missing.........

Just got up, going to the couch now :( Must go to Janey's later.....muster some strength.....

thanks for the kind words, me sills :wub:

elye Community Regular
Oh the wee baby smell

You know sumfin'? I MUCH, MUCH prefer the incredible, heady new-puppy smell......now, IT just does something to me. . . . ......... :wub::wub:

And actually, I have to admit that I think puppies are far, far cuter than human babies.

Really! I'm quite something, I suppose, to be thinkin' that.. . . ...

:rolleyes:

BEVEL'S BEEN GLUTENED! Oh, yuck... . . . . . sorry to hear this, Bev. Batten down the hatches... .. . . .

Mtndog Collaborator
BEVEL'S BEEN GLUTENED! Oh, yuck... . . . . . sorry to hear this, Bev. Batten down the hatches... .. . . .

So far, all is quiet on the Farty Front. I'm very very very tired and achey, but waiting to see. Last time it happened, all I got was the big C. 5 years ago I would have been snockered and vomitous for days so I guess this amounts to progress!

If we're married, does that make King Pieter a SERIOUS polygamist? Or are we split into harems between him and Ptaum. Where's Tom? He's be happy to know he has a harem.

I think Pieter and Ptaum are very brave to be amongst this phairly phemale thread (although there IS much talk about thumbs and what not)..

Uh-oh- Canadian Karen, Altoids and the oral sex thread have made an appearance once again. NOW batten down the hatches :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r::lol:

I think they're trying to kill poor Skaught! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Uh-oh- Canadian Karen, Altoids and the oral sex thread have made an appearance once again. NOW batten down the hatches :ph34r::lol:

I noticed this. . . .....have not been over to read. Maybe I'll check it out.

Do you dare me to mention the magic of Altoids?

:lol::lol:

:ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I would ask for a collective PRAYER or good thoughts or whatever you do for this:

PSEUzle sweetheart :( ... no need to even ask.... we psillies are the collective (like the Borg?) and feel your pain ♥

I am seeing a doctor next week who was listed as a doctor on the Armour thyroid site as one who prescribes same. He is supposed to be excellent, and just may do the correct thyroid/adrenal tests, but I don't know. We all know how frustrating it can be with doctors, and those grey-area issues. :(

Got me fingers double crossed for you lady!! ;)

Dear gaaaawd...did someone say the 'Altoids' thread reared it's head again????? :lol::unsure:

How did the runners do Em?

Bevel drinking gluten cocktails?? :unsure: ...... battening down the hatches AS we speak luv ;)

Hi all!!! Bye all!!! (t'is bed time ALREADY!!)

Later peeps ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hi all!!! Bye all!!! (t'is bed time ALREADY!!)

Night Nik -_- . . . oh, and the altoids thread is apparently long deleted gone . . . they are referring to the oral sex thread . . . much more tasty tasteful acceptable topic :P

:ph34r: I'm here to avoid laundry and scraping black tarlike adhesive off me bathroom wall. We took down a big (glued on) mirror and replacing it wif a loverly framed one . . . doin' that update thang that some people do wif there houses once in a while.


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I've been a bit down lately and my house looks much like yours, so don't feel alone.. We will not collapse, we will soldier on and you will make it through the other side of this, I just know, bad as it seems right now. Hang on tight and know we are all here for you. :wub::wub:

I bet i can beat everyone in the UP SIDE DOWN HOUSE MESS :blink:

sUSIE, i MUST GO BACK AND READ

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE SICK BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW REALLY UPSET YOU WERE

I'M SO SORRY AND AGREE WITH ALL YOU SAID

YEP, i'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU SILLY'S.............'SOLDIERING ON' AND WE'LL MAKE IT.

USUALLY AFTER THE RAIN THERE'S THE RAINBOW TO LOOK FORWARD TO

PRAY THE DR WILL HELP YOU.

NO HOUSE YET

LOVE JUDY

mushroom Proficient

Yeah, but Judee, ARE YOU GOING THROUGH PHREZNO??? Inquiring minds want to know, :lol: especially the one who will have to shampoo her carpet unless you promise not to look down :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

Whew!.....busy weekend! :rolleyes:

Visit with Alexis on Saturday....got to hold her. She's already trying to hold her head up!

Then a Halloween party that night. Brian and I went as pirates. Brian, of course, going the peg-leg route. There was a magician, two psychics, and a charicature drawer--charicaturist?---and, of course, dancing :D

Sunday---more dancing!

Hopefully, Mom and baby will be coming home on Monday. Alexis has been in intensive care. She has jaundice, which is making her a lazy eater.

Back to work on Monday. <_<

Hang in there, Sooze.......I know you'll find the answers you need.....and we DO stick together thru everyone's worst moments in life. :wub:

So many psillies starting new chapters in their lives.......no jobs, new jobs, moving out, moving in..........mentalpause :P .......hang in there, everyone!

elye Community Regular
So many psillies starting new chapters in their lives.......no jobs, new jobs, moving out, moving in..........mentalpause :P .......hang in there, everyone!

Well said, Leeeesargh! :D

Our Alexis is a wee yellow babe right now, is she? Sophie was six weeks early, and very jaundiced. Had a helluva time waking her, and then KEEPING her awake, for feedings. Lotsa fun at 3 am... .. . .. . .but it was still a magical time ... . . . .. :):wub:

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Sillies!

I shall greet you all with the same announcement I received upon waking this morning. The Ripper came into my room:

"Mom! The moment Neil Armstrong blasted off for the moon in 1969 aboard The Apollo 11, his heart rate was at 166 bpm"!

:huh:

:rolleyes:

Something to ponder over our morning coffees.. . . . . ...

jerseyangel Proficient
Good morning, Sillies!

I shall greet you all with the same announcement I received upon waking this morning. The Ripper came into my room:

"Mom! The moment Neil Armstrong blasted off for the moon in 1969 aboard The Apollo 11, his heart rate was at 166 bpm"!

:huh:

:rolleyes:

Something to ponder over our morning coffees.. . . . . ...

Huh! Somefin I never thought about, but interesting nonetheless.......I suppose if headin' fer the moon isn't enough to double yer heartrate, nuthin is :P

Tryin to get used to the new abode....am using me new phront load washer fer the phirst time. After doing laundry regularly since the age of 13, I had to read the directions :lol: Plus, I keep phorgetting which cupboard/drawer I put things in. Kinda like I'm living in someone else's house :blink::lol:

Raining here after the perphect weekend--it's really coming down, the weather guy said that our area got almost 2 inches in just the last couple of hours! :o Soozle, you should be here! I think you'd enjoy this :D

Oscar Apprentice

Hello, sillies! Patti is lost in her new abode. Mine is so simple, no drawers, no corners, just a can with a lid that I never use. :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Our Alexis is a wee yellow babe right now, is she? Sophie was six weeks early, and very jaundiced. Had a helluva time waking her, and then KEEPING her awake, for feedings. Lotsa fun at 3 am... .. . .. . .but it was still a magical time ... . . . .. :):wub:

Wee Al was also a yellow 'un...he had to go under the sun lamp thing :blink: ...quite common methinks

Good morning, Sillies!

I shall greet you all with the same announcement I received upon waking this morning. The Ripper came into my room:

"Mom! The moment Neil Armstrong blasted off for the moon in 1969 aboard The Apollo 11, his heart rate was at 166 bpm"!

:huh:

:rolleyes:

Something to ponder over our morning coffees.. . . . . ...

Well now, it was quite high.....but then the world was watching (enough to make anyone nervous)

...wonder what his blood pressure was :unsure:

:lol:

Tryin to get used to the new abode....am using me new phront load washer fer the phirst time. After doing laundry regularly since the age of 13, I had to read the directions :lol: Plus, I keep phorgetting which cupboard/drawer I put things in. Kinda like I'm living in someone else's house :blink::lol:

Front loader eh PadT??........ how very British ;)

GADS -soon it'll all be second nature :D

OH...and Pads..... a house ain't a home without a pet ;)

was that too subtle a hint???

5.00pm and I am seriously wilting....... decided to 'Blitz' the gym this week with my 'gym buddy' who's got a week off work (she's a teaching assistant & the kids are on 'half-term')

GAWD, we started at 9.00am with spinning, then an hour of weights, then a step class

*yawn* -_-

It's catching up with me now!!!!!!!!....HAD to buy a chocolate bar at the supermarket for fear of collapsing with exhaustion :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Hello, sillies! Patti is lost in her new abode. Mine is so simple, no drawers, no corners, just a can with a lid that I never use. :lol:

Hey Oscar--way to keep it simple! :D

Front loader eh PadT??........ how very British ;)

Tis British, eh? Well now I pheel cosmopolitan B)

....HAD to buy a chocolate bar at the supermarket for fear of collapsing with exhaustion :lol:

Well natch!! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

TOO SUBTLE!!!!!!!

I'll try again! ;) ......

OH...and Pads..... a house ain't a home without a pet ;)

was that too subtle a hint???

B)

Oh HAI Oscar!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
TOO SUBTLE!!!!!!!

I'll try again! ;) ......

:lol: I hoid ya the phirst time :P We're definitely thinking about it--maybe after the holidays since we're going to Jersey for Thanksgiving :D:D :D Mark has to get right back for work, but I'm staying for a couple weeks. :D (can nae wait!!!)

elye Community Regular
.....but then the world was watching (enough to make anyone nervous)

...wonder what his blood pressure was :unsure:

Probably about 200 over 120. . . ..... . . :blink:

Paghtee's goin' back to Joisey for Thanksgiving! That is terrific.. . . .I know you must miss it there, Pahdt.

And you MUST get a wee kitteh upon your return! MUST. MUST. MUST.! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
TOO SUBTLE!!!!!!!

I'll try again! ;) ......

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: I hoid ya the phirst time :P We're definitely thinking about it--maybe after the holidays since we're going to Jersey for Thanksgiving Mark has to get right back for work, but I'm staying for a couple weeks. :D (can nae wait!!!)

get a kitteh...........get a kitteh............get a kitteh..................

:):):)

:wub:

yay! Pads going to Jersey for TG!

And you MUST get a wee kitteh upon your return! MUST. MUST. MUST.! :D

yup, what she said ;)

Hi sills! Feeling better today.....been on a bit of a No Fun Diet this weekend <_<

hardly any sugar, or alcohol, no caffeine.........all the good stuff was absent. :angry:

and I feel better today

is THIS how I have to live????????????? <_< sooooooo freaking boring.

thank you for all the kind words and support, me sills :wub:

I am finding that the WIND-UP for event(s) can result in physical crash. This ain't normal :(

more later, Sills!! having a four-day weekend here, must mow lawn and do some actual deep cleaning today on this lovely fall-ish monday and take advantage of this bit of energy.

:)

<carpet shampoo coming soon.........HOW will I do that completely sober? :lol: >

Darn210 Enthusiast

soulcurrent (fairly new member) has a haiku in her signature. I loved it so I'm sharing wif youse guys . . .

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

:lol::lol:

Here's the link where she got it. Some good shirts in there. Might have to do some Christmas shopping there . . .

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

GAHHHHH!! Someone has GOT to PM that soulcurrent and get her over here.. . ......... .if anyone has ever been a Psilly-in-waiting, it is THAT ONE. :lol:

hardly any sugar, or alcohol, no caffeine.........all the good stuff was absent.

:huh:

:blink:

:o

Holy hell. . . .. . .. . . . ...this is beyond comprehension.... . . . . . .. . . .

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

What? Patti's getting a kitteh- tomorrow? :P YAHOO! Another furry psilly! (I'll be happy whenever you do!)

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Here's the link where she got it. Some good shirts in there. Might have to do some Christmas shopping there . . .

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: Gianknit- What have you done. I just submitted a Open Original Shared Link

I think you'll appreciate it :lol:

Suzzle- Glad you are feeling better..yes, healthy diet is very very boring!

elye Community Regular
:lol::lol: Gianknit- What have you done. I just submitted a Open Original Shared Link

I think you'll appreciate it :lol:

OMG Bev.. . . . :lol::lol: I immediately clicked on the "I'd wear that!" thingie. . . . ...

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