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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

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I found our Mystery man- Gilles Marini.....he was samantha's neighbor in the Sex and the City movie :D

have you seen this movie? Especially the shower scene at the end....words cannot describe how large his-um-'thumbs' are. That sucker is HUGE!! Screw the baby's arm image-it's at least a toddler!!!

Speaking of sucker.......

They report that female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) licked their mate's penis during 14 of 20 observed copulations. Matings that involved licking lasted significantly longer than those that did not.

Possible functions for this behaviour include stimulation to prolong copulation and assist fertilization; mate guarding; antibacterial effects; and the detection of chemicals assisting in mate choice.

The authors say their observations could suggest a possible adaptive benefit for the activity in this species.

We frequent the zoo and my son loves the bat house (I find it foul and vomitous in it's odor). Anyway, I've never seen one bat licking another, but I frequently see a male bat licking himself-WTF does that mean? Is he prepping himself to last longer no matter what the female wants? That just seems sneaky!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Raye-shell :lol: You always crack me up!!!

WHERE IS SLUTVANA????????????????? :unsure:

I'm going to write her but I can hardly remember what her actual username is.

Oh, right, it's Ranger. :lol:

Sills, we are babysitting that evil Spike from next door.....I think he just barfed a little on the carpet behind me. I am ignoring it, for the moment. :huh: Soon he will be sent home and to his kennel. Kit likes to torture him, which pleases me. Weez is exHAUSTed from Dog Park today, and her new friends.

And, Spike is throwing off a VERY HIGH STINK, gawd knows what, very feral-smelling and musty and muddy-ish. Maybe even POOP-ish. :gag:

Um.....you know who has been too quiet is........Jan-it. WHERE ARE YOU, LADY??? I have seen you popping in wif funny bits here and there but....not enough. What's going on? I miss yer wackiness. :)

Nikk.........how is Tel? Glad DC had a good time on the Ripper Walk last night. Sounds PHUN!!!!!! even something the Lady Who Hates Tourist Attractions (moi) would love. I really did enjoy my solo Paul Revere walk in Boston.....is that the name of it, Bevel?

well, clearly, I am lonely this eve and miss my Sills. :lol: Where in hell IS everyone?

I miss Julie, I miss Ptaum, I miss Bunnie, and.......who else do I miss? Shroomie is not posting enough. Where is Pads??? Up to her curly hair in boxes?

In WHAT STATE is our Judith???

random, bored facts:

I have very bad posture lately.

My flat-iron died, Kit knocked it on the floor and it broke, I happened to mention this to a friend two days ago, and said friend gave me her almost brand-new Sharper Image straightener today. :) Blessings.

My house is a mess. I need ALL sills to report for duty for a cleaning party. :unsure: Oh, we're also going to rip up the carpets and install new floors.

Carpet shamPOO is next week, I'm perty sure. <_<

I rescued a TINY wicked terrier dog named Fifi on my street today, running all the way down the OTHER end of the street. She lives almost exactly ACROSS the street from me, yet in five years, I've never seen her, to my recall. :blink: The re-unitement with owner was fab. :) And quite necessary, as Fifi was terrorizing the CRAP outta Weezee.

I have the cabin reserved this weekend, and am not going. :blink:

That's all I got.

signed,

Bored and Writing Too Much

nikki-uk Enthusiast

T!!!! I see you!!! :D

My flat-iron died, Kit knocked it on the floor and it broke, I happened to mention this to a friend two days ago, and said friend gave me her almost brand-new Sharper Image straightener today. :)

For a minute there I thought you meant an iron :blink:

<of the clothes kind :o >

My house is a mess. I need ALL sills to report for duty for a cleaning party. :unsure: Oh, we're also going to rip up the carpets and install new floors.

Ditto...bring credit cards to buy new wooden flooring :P

Carpet shamPOO is next week, I'm perty sure. <_<

Skird :unsure:

I have the cabin reserved this weekend, and am not going. :blink:

:(

Shall I still fly out???

Fifi, Spike and Weezee!!!!.... a whole l'il doggy community :D

Midday, still in PJ's.... ..am attempting to dye my hair :faceofdread:!!!

Trying to put some copper streaks in this frizzball that has increasing amounts of GREY :o

Ok, ain't easy trying to do yer own hair..... and frankly.. I am AFEARED :unsure:

THE BATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Fruit-bat Fellatio - our NEWEST BAND NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with their Smash hit . . . "What's your name? It's on the tip of my tongue"

Um.....you know who has been too quiet is........Jan-it. WHERE ARE YOU, LADY??? I have seen you popping in wif funny bits here and there but....not enough. What's going on? I miss yer wackiness. :)

I'm able to keep up . . . just not posting much . . . gawd-awful busy here. Hubby is working outrageous hours, I've been subbing a lot at the preschool, having some isshoes with some kitchen work I had done, meetings at the school about Smackl's work (smart kid - I've had the testing done to prove it - writes way below his grade level), Skeeter has twenty bazillion homework projects assigned, Smackl is in a Tae Kwon Do demonstration-so extra practices . . . you know, just little stuff like that . . . house has taken a major hit on cleanliness . . . dog-hair tumbleweeds are blowing through.

. . . and Lisa, forgot to say . . . . YAY for Nathan!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

In WHAT STATE is our Judith???

That would be Nebraska! :o Judith said to say hi to youse guys :) She's been literally falling into bed, exhausted, at night but said she may pop on at some point using Jim's laptop. They're having a great trip so far :D

and I know......where are all the missing psillies? :unsure:

Midday, still in PJ's.... ..am attempting to dye my hair :faceofdread:!!!

Trying to put some copper streaks in this frizzball that has increasing amounts of GREY :o

Ooh--copper streaks--sounds fetching B)

with their Smash hit . . . "What's your name? It's on the tip of my tongue"

<snorting yogurt thru me nose> :lol:

You is a b-z lady, Jan-it :o:D

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, pholks. Tis drab and dreary here in T.O. this morning, but the rain has stopped for the moment. The phorecast for this evening: phlurries. :(

elye Community Regular
For a minute there I thought you meant an iron :blink:

<of the clothes kind :o >

What in hell is that?... <_<

Fifi, Spike and Weezee!!!!.... a whole l'il doggy community :D

And Snowflake! That lovely retriever.. . . ......

But, um......the name... . . .........Snowflake. How banal...... . . .unimaginative, almost insulting. . . ......gads, no one here has a pet named Snowflake, right?? :unsure: Cannot imagine naming a pet anything like this, a reference simply to their coloUr -- Blackie, Rusty, or their texture -- Fluffy, Scruffy.. . .........good lord.. . . .. :rolleyes::lol:

with their Smash hit . . . "What's your name? It's on the tip of my tongue"

OMG. . . .... :lol::lol:

Yes.....love the chorus lyrics to that song.. . ..

Hey, what's you name?

It's on the tip o' my tongue,

No, wait....that's something else. . . ...

:lol:

Jyagh-nutt's busy! But with good, happy things . .. ...... :)


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Jestgar Rising Star
Hey, what's you name?

It's on the tip o' my tongue,

No, wait....that's something else. . . ...

:lol:

:o :o :o:lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hey Em/PeOter, is it Open Original Shared Link night for yooz???.......or is it just a Brit thing :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator
Good morning, pholks. Tis drab and dreary here in T.O. this morning, but the rain has stopped for the moment. The phorecast for this evening: phlurries. :(

Us too- will it interrupt FRUIT BAT FELLATIO? No......nevah :lol: :lol:

That is the BEST name for a band I've heard yet...... :lol: :lol:

Raychelle- His thumbs in that movie shower scene- ahem....... :lol: :lol:

Hey Em/PeOter, is it Open Original Shared Link night for yooz???.......or is it just a Brit thing :unsure:

I noticed this on me calendar today as a UK/Canada thing and meant to ask. Is it Guy FAWK (as in hawk) or somefin else? and who the FAWKE was Guy?

And more importantly whatcha gonna light on fire????????? Better lock up DC!

psawyer Proficient

On November 5, 1605, Guy Fawkes was apprehended while preparing to blow up the parliament buildings whilst the King and all the members of parliament were present.

We don't do anything around here. I see it as a British thing.

I was working outside on taming wild vegetation, but freezing rain caused me to come inside for the moment.

curlyfries Contributor

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang.....is 7 as big as it gets???? :P

MORE GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!

:D

:D

:D

Can you guess?????

BRIAN GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

I hereby decree this to be the end of an extremely long nightmare.

We will return, now, to some semblance of a normal life. :D

I can't stop crying :rolleyes:

^_^

elye Community Regular
Hey Em/PeOter, is it Open Original Shared Link night for yooz???.......or is it just a Brit thing :unsure:

On November 5, 1605, Guy Fawkes was apprehended while preparing to blow up the parliament buildings whilst the King and all the members of parliament were present.

Holy crap. . . . ........quite a guy. :blink: Only the Brits would be wackl enough to have a grand, yearly holiday celebration in honour of a bloke who tried to blow up Parliament with everyone inside. . ....... :lol:

We SHOULD celebrate along wif you guys. . . .........!

Us too- will it interrupt FRUIT BAT FELLATIO? No......nevah :lol:

Dear gawd, this is THEEEE phunniest name ever. Comes so trippingly off the tongue, perfectly alliterated, great metre.....and lots of glottal stops. Seems quite fitting, actually -- Fruit Bat Fellatio - glottal stops. :lol:

elye Community Regular

YAYYYYY!!!!

:D:D:D Brian gots a job!!!!!! :D:D:D

Oh, boy, such a great week for you, Leeeeesargh!!!

Details, details!

curlyfries Contributor
Details, details!

It's a company that is a supplier to the automotive industry. They're crazy busy, so .....lots of overtime! I think about a half hour drive from here. It'll be 2nd shift, but he'll be working days til he's trained. Pay is somewhat less than he was getting, but definitely doable. And highest pay attainable in the future looks extremely good! :D

It's time to PARTY!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
BRIAN GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooooooooooooo Happy for you and Brian!!!!! Let the Dancing Begin!!!! . . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Dang.....is 7 as big as it gets???? :P

This just sounds dirty :ph34r:

Sorry!

I hereby decree this to be the end of an extremely long nightmare.

We will return, now, to some semblance of a normal life. :D

Totem of pure glee required:

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

:wub:

FAN- F***IN-TASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Holy crap. . . . ........quite a guy. :blink: Only the Brits would be wackl enough to have a grand, yearly holiday celebration in honour of a bloke who tried to blow up Parliament with everyone inside. . ....... :lol:

We SHOULD celebrate along wif you guys. . . .........!

:lol:

Indeed!

<Em said 'bloke'....spoken like a native ;) >

this is THEEEE phunniest name ever. Comes so trippingly off the tongue, perfectly alliterated, great metre.....and lots of glottal stops. Seems quite fitting, actually -- Fruit Bat Fellatio - glottal stops. :lol:

<This is gonna run & run!! :lol: >

I thought the 'Glottal stops' were the supporting act? B)

curlyfries Contributor

Going out to eat at Outback......never been there.......then dancing lessons!

Happy, happy, joy, joy!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

Leeeeesargh and Brian are gonna have ONE BIG HAPPY DANCE this evening! :)

Open Original Shared Link

I thought the 'Glottal stops' were the supporting act? B)

:lol: Actually, the complete technical term is voiceless glottal plosive - - but I believe THEY are appearing at the chamber music festival across town. . ......

B):rolleyes:

mike4home Newbie

my first post...great to be here :D

jerseyangel Proficient
BRIAN GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Lisa--I could nae be happier for you and Brian!!! The nightmare is officially over--what a week for your family!! :D Please congratulate him for me!

Going out to eat at Outback......never been there.......then dancing lessons!

Capitol idea!! :D

Have the Thunder From Down Under B)

I'm just so happy for you guys--I've got tears in me eyes too :P Have phun tonight--paint the town red--you deserve it!!! :D

Lisa Mentor
my first post...great to be here :D

Fear not Sillies, he's a friend of mine. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
my first post...great to be here :D

Oh hai!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Fear not Sillies, he's a friend of mine. ;)

:lol:

Ok then!!

..BTW, when did you stop being MG? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
my first post...great to be here :D

Hi Mike....any friend of Lisa is a friend of ours :D

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