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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I should b cleaning out my kitchen cabinets. I have to make room for my new pots, pans, cookie sheets, etc. Something good should come from this. I get beautiful new pans & the glutiginous (word?) get the old ugly stuff. I have a bee-u-t-ful ceramic colander made by an artist they get the old plastic one. Sounds fair to me.

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I should b cleaning out my kitchen cabinets.

. . . yet you find yourself inexplicably drawn here . . . over and over . . . to check to see if anybody has posted . . . We call it the Hotel California Psillie Thread . . . you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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. . . you can check out but you can never leave.

Oh yeah! :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I will be leaving you tonight to go to a wine and chocolate party. Since one of my friends doesn't like wine, I'm bringing the chocolate vodka. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I will be leaving you tonight to go to a wine and chocolate party. Since one of my friends doesn't like wine, I'm bringing the chocolate vodka. :D

Jess!!! Please tell us that you'll be back on later to do some spelling typing posting!!! :lol:

Anudder quote:

Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I will be leaving you tonight to go to a wine and chocolate party. Since one of my friends doesn't like wine, I'm bringing the chocolate vodka. :D

Wow--now that sounds heavenly!!

Will you be posting later, we hope :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okee doke. . ........Jyesss hasn't posted yet, but I have been out drinking @ my sister's place and perhaps can give some drunken dialogue.

:huh:

Crap.....even when drunk, I STILL canna leave a typo - - must fix every mis-spelling, every grammatical error....... ..'tis sick, I tell ya..... . .. ..

I nedh to rellax!

:rolleyes:

Okay, my most recent favorite quote:

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get filthy, but the pig will enjoy it.

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I should b cleaning out my kitchen cabinets. I have to make room for my new pots, pans, cookie sheets, etc. Something good should come from this. I get beautiful new pans & the glutiginous (word?) get the old ugly stuff. I have a bee-u-t-ful ceramic colander made by an artist they get the old plastic one. Sounds fair to me.

Quite fair, I think. :P

Kairynn.....such a brave soul. Not only new in our ville, but also new to c.com. Some people take years to venture into the abyss. ;)

Crap.....even when drunk, I STILL canna leave a typo - - must fix every mis-spelling, every grammatical error....... ..'tis sick, I tell ya..... . .. ..

I nedh to rellax!

:rolleyes:

's ok, Em. I know how you feel. It takes too much concentration to spell incorrectly on purpose. And to leave a mistake there....... :blink: ......it's....too..........hard!

I think I need an intervention:ph34r:

And by the way....

Is it Spring, yet?????? :(

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hey, Emuhleigh!!!!

What's your record for editing a post?

I think mine is 3 times on one post. That's not including the corrections made whilst typing it. Must've been awfully tired to let that many go unnoticed before posting. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I've edited posts multiple times, too. Sometimes for my phraseology and other times for punctuation. Since I have spell check, that's not a big problem, unless of course I'm on here. :P Then there are lot of words underlined in red.

I tasted 4 different kinds of wine this afternoon at the grocery store. Lots of phood samples out too, but of course I couldn't partake. Twas like a cocktail party :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Is it Spring, yet?????? :(

It is here B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

It is here B)

ppbbbbttttttt!!!!!! <_<

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Oh yeah! :rolleyes:

;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

ppbbbbttttttt!!!!!! <_<

:P Couldn't resist.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I see you Nik!

What are you doing up?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Main cabinets clean. why is it that a simple job - throwing out a few things - becomes bigger? Had to replace the shelf paper. Messed it up. Went & bought something else to use. Like the wine & choc party thing. Might try that at my house.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm wif you, Khar-in....wine and chocolate really cuts to the chase of deliciousness.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Main cabinets clean. why is it that a simple job - throwing out a few things - becomes bigger? Had to replace the shelf paper. Messed it up. Went & bought something else to use.

.....AND?????.....

That's it? :huh:

No cabinets falling off the wall....water catastrophes......damaged body parts..... :blink:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

party was good. those chocolate martinis continue to be awesome. Had ginger chocolate, chili chocolate, licorice choclare, and maybe something else. And walnut chocalte torte. frickin amazing.

got a ride home, so I have to walk down there tomorrow to collect my truck, but then I like walking, so should be good.

not sure how the sleep thing is going to wrk, also had Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I see you Nik!

What are you doing up?

:lol: <----- slightly deranged laughter!!

GADS!!, may tell yooz later, but my life is turning into a (bad) soap episode !!! :unsure:

Main cabinets clean. why is it that a simple job - throwing out a few things - becomes bigger? Had to replace the shelf paper. Messed it up. Went & bought something else to use. Like the wine & choc party thing. Might try that at my house.

You must!

T'is the only way Karen!

BTW... do you want to sort my kitchen cupboards out?

party was good. those chocolate martinis continue to be awesome. Had ginger chocolate, chili chocolate, licorice choclare, and maybe something else. And walnut chocalte torte. frickin amazing.

fan*u**in tastic!!!!!! :P

Sounds yum!!!....although the chocolate nibs scare me somewhat :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

'Mornin', gang!

not sure how the sleep thing is going to wrk, also had Open Original Shared Link

Holy crap.. . .. Jyesss, you came home drunk enough last evening to require a drive, and yet your post remained articulate, well-organized, correctly spelled, for the most part..... .. you even managed to imbed a web page in a single word, which I cannot manage sober. . ....what in hell is going ON wif youse?? We simply canna have you in the Ville as functioning whilst drunk! :lol:

Yep, I edit my posts obsessively. But this new format makes editing more difficult, I find -- for example, one cannot put in any new emoticons in the edit box (at least I cannot)... . . ... .. .and sometimes when I hit "edit", the box that comes up shows the text all strung together, with all symbols and strokes written out.....quite an odd hiccup. Guess I am still gettin' the hang of it all. . . . ....:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Good Morning my loyal subjects peeps!!! As your reluctant Queen, you know that I rarely make any edicts or demands!!! Howevah, today is a super special day!!

Today, I command all my loyal subjects peeps to root for the Colts in the Special Super Bowl!!

The penalty for NOT rooting for the Colts is to fish Emily's cell phone out of Patti's the royal port-o-let!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

.....AND?????.....

That's it? :huh:

No cabinets falling off the wall....water catastrophes......damaged body parts..... :blink:

:lol:

A bit stiff from crawling in the bottom ones & trying to attach sticky shelf paper. Lots to do today. Hub home & has lots of projects for the boys who have not done homework & must get ready for friends coming for the Super Bowl.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

party was good. those chocolate martinis continue to be awesome. Had ginger chocolate, chili chocolate, licorice choclare, and maybe something else. And walnut chocalte torte. frickin amazing.

got a ride home, so I have to walk down there tomorrow to collect my truck, but then I like walking, so should be good.

not sure how the sleep thing is going to wrk, also had Open Original Shared Link

How do you make a good chocolate martini? I used to be a beer & wine girl maybe I'll be a choc martini & whine girl (is that a freudian slip?)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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got a ride home, so I have to walk down there tomorrow to collect my truck, but then I like walking, so should be good.

<whisper> How is the head this morning? :P

GADS!!, may tell yooz later, but my life is turning into a (bad) soap episode !!! :unsure:

Yer sills are here for ya :wub:

I find -- for example, one cannot put in any new emoticons in the edit box (at least I cannot)...

Yes!! :angry:

The penalty for NOT rooting for the Colts is to fish Emily's cell phone out of Patti's the royal port-o-let!!

Ah...the port-o-let :rolleyes: It's actually alive and well, situated in front of a house under construction on the next block. Mark and I pass it as we take our nightly walk. Still think it would make a dandy addition to my back yard... :D

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