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Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
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Methinks I've been missing out on all the fun. Been in the dumps over being glutened by my kids and from eating out...but just found this thread, and it cheers me up! :D

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Methinks I've been missing out on all the fun. Been in the dumps over being glutened by my kids and from eating out...but just found this thread, and it cheers me up! :D

Hi Dada!! Welcome to sillyville! :D

We're nuts but harmless :lol:

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
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Hi Dada!! Welcome to sillyville! :D

We're nuts but harmless :lol:

Thanks! I'm a fan of Jestgar--she's a good source of info. You too!

Dada

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah, well, you have to vow never to reveal on the serious threads things you might hear here. And wine drinking is encouraged, especially when you nude.

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
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Yeah, well, you have to vow never to reveal on the serious threads things you might hear here. And wine drinking is encouraged, especially when you nude.

:D Yes, I will take that vow seriously. I also promise to promote levity & happiness, and also to use wine to help my friends enjoy life, even when nude. Life is too short to give in to everyday stresses!

Wishing a happy day to all my gluten-free friends!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mornin', Peeeeeps!

Whoa.. . . . Flat Stanley, French Eric, and now a Dada . . . . .. .....Sounds like a Broadway ensemble!

Starring in the smash hit musical

*** Wodka and Wee: An Effigy's Week in Greater London ***

:lol:

Hmmm. . . ...is Dada... . ....male? ..... . .Likes wine.. . . in the nude... . . .. . ..nah, I'd venture female... B):rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I Do so solemnly swear that I was not nude (I don't think) :lol: :lol: Yes- there is a new show called Wee and Wodka: Starring Flat Stanley and French Eric with a special guest appearance by The Ripper!

Welcome Dada!!!!!!!!!

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Spring has arrived for most of us (Shroomie, for you, summer is over).

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hmmmmmm . . . Beverly drinking in the nude . . . I don't think anyone here is surprised by that :lol:

Yes Bev!!! . . . we have airline tickets and everything . . . we are headed your way!! After a week in Acadia, the kids and I will be spending 5 days wif me phrend (who you met). I am absolutely planning on seeing you as well . . .:unsure: . . . please be dressed for the occassion. :lol:

Welcome Dada.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes Bev!!! . . . we have airline tickets and everything . . . we are headed your way!! After a week in Acadia, the kids and I will be spending 5 days wif me phrend (who you met). I am absolutely planning on seeing you as well . . .:unsure: . . . please be dressed for the occassion. :lol:

Woooooo hoooooo! Another Psilly Psummit!

Let's just hope there's Wodka involved.... . . . hold the Wee.. . . . .....:lol:

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Mtndog
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Hmmmmmm . . . Beverly drinking in the nude

After a week in Acadia, the kids and I will be spending 5 days wif me phrend (who you met). I am absolutely planning on seeing you as well . . .:unsure: . . . please be dressed for the occassion. :lol:

YAHOO! That's cool! Will I get to meet Skeeter and Smackl? What month? I think we are heading Seattle way at the end of August but other than that should be here.

You will LOVE Acadia- so beautiful!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

And yes- I will be dressed :lol::o:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Aw...I love it when sillies can meet up in real life!

And a wee bit jealous :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

<SNORT>

OK- I have a confession. I am having a Jess mmoment. My fwiend Hannah came ovah and since I nude I was going ta go back on antibeeotiks next reek I had a phew glasses o' wine (2 to be x=zact but I am a light.......

weight........)

and am feeling quite FRISKY!!!!!!!!!!! Think I shall have anuver glass. Must say thank you French Eric- he brougt me this wine for my birthday 9uhm...2 years ago. But it's stioll really good! It's from his hometwon somewhere in the middle of France- if France had a redneck section I think that;s where he comes from.

Will I regret this post in the mornig? SNORT- don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just rereda it and cracked myself up :lol: :lol:

Bevel sloshed! :lol:

Hi Dada!! Welcome to sillyville! :D

We're nuts but harmless :lol:

We so ARE!! ;)

*waves hi*

Woooooo hoooooo! Another Psilly Psummit!

Let's just hope there's Wodka involved.... . . . hold the Wee.. . . . .....:lol:

I'm telling yer, if I EVAH get to meet up wiv any of you there will be BOTH 'W's' involved!! :lol: .....just sayin'

Aw...I love it when sillies can meet up in real life!

And a wee bit jealous :rolleyes:

Indeed *sigh* ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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YAHOO! That's cool! Will I get to meet Skeeter and Smackl? What month?

I reckon so . . . we'll be there in June.

Nikki . . . I don't know when, but I do plan to visit London again. I really enjoyed my first trip . . . way back when . . . before kids.

I plan on seein' all of youse guys sooner or later. We just installed a map in our office so we can do the push-pin thing and show all the places we've visited. Lotsa places to explore.

I'm thinkin' someone should get ahold of the creator of Flat Stanley to let him know that he could market his books to the older crowd if he included such titles as "Drinking Nude: Wodka & Wee"

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Nikki . . . I don't know when, but I do plan to visit London again. I really enjoyed my first trip . . . way back when . . . before kids.

HURRY UP!!

I'm BORED over 'ere on me own.....maybe 2012 Olympics ;)

I'm thinkin' someone should get ahold of the creator of Flat Stanley to let him know that he could market his books to the older crowd if he included such titles as "Drinking Nude: Wodka & Wee"

I think we're onto summat here....having explained to my friends about Stanley they've been BRIMMING with ideas of photo opportunities (NONE of which are suitable for children :lol: )

I think in particular the college/uni students would take to it!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Aw...I love it when sillies can meet up in real life!

And a wee bit jealous :rolleyes:

Patteigh!!!!!.....You KNOW I'll be back in TexASS sooner or later ;) .....and under happier circumstances :D

Welcome Dada!!!! I see you reading. Don't let any of my fellow psillies scare you off!

....and if you are ever confuzzled......that's normal. :lol:

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

Thanks for the varm wewcome ewybody! Just twying to pass the time whiwe getting ower the wast gwutening, usuawy takes two or tree days. Waughter is wewy the vest medicine...thanks.

:blink::P

Juyst FYI, I'm male. Tie is loose, but fully dwessed. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

gwutening

<snort>

Juyst FYI, I'm male. Tie is loose, but fully dwessed. :D

Good to know :D

Just pooping by, sills. Hope ya'll are having a good weekend so far--Matt goes home tomorrow morning :( Seems like he just got here.....

Spring sprang here in Spring ( :P ) with a cold rain.

Leisugh--the next time will surely be under happier circumstances :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Thanks for the varm wewcome ewybody! Just twying to pass the time whiwe getting ower the wast gwutening, usuawy takes two or tree days. Waughter is wewy the vest medicine...thanks.

:blink::P

Mygawd... . . . .... . .....Dada is. .. ..... .. .....Elmer Fudd! :lol:

Juyst FYI, I'm male. Tie is loose, but fully dwessed. :D

*snort* Yes, well.. . . . .... . . ..you haven't allowed us much time. . . . .....give us a few days. . .. . ..

:lol:

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

Mygawd... . . . .... . .....Dada is. .. ..... .. .....Elmer Fudd! :lol:

*snort* Yes, well.. . . . .... . . ..you haven't allowed us much time. . . . .....give us a few days. . .. . ..

:lol:

Ok, sing wiwth me!

"I'm too sexy for my wove, too sexy for my wove,

Wove's going to weave me

I'm too sexy for this gwuten, too sexy for reow bwead,

too sexy to get sick..."

Is it duck season ow wabbit season?

Naww, it's time fow a dwink! :) I took off my tie.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Naww, it's time fow a dwink! :) I took off my tie.

All right, then! It's a start. . . . . . . ... B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OMG . . . anybody else visualizing Elmer Fudd doing a strip-tease??? . . . Oh my eyes!!!! . . . somebody make it stop!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Just picked up a winter's worth of dog poo out of the back yard . . . a least it wasnt' too heavy . . . it was mostly dehydrated . . . TMI??. Jo-Dog helped by running around and barking at leaves!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'm Baaaaack!

Have been to the mountain top & have learned these great pieces of wisdom:

- Mountain slopes can be very scary to ski down

- Most Snowboarders are not human (some sort of alien or other animal?)

- Bad junky food remains bad junky food if you pay 3 times as much for it in a beautiful setting

- I'm getting old & stiff

We left Tahoe & it was 60 degrees yesterday & came home to 28 & a blowing snow storm.

May take me days to read up on all the psilly I have missed.

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