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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I am here, trying to hard to think up an appropriate adjective that begins with a P. :huh:

Pleasurable Peter

.....but really.....does "Peter" need an adjective???

<snicker>

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Pleasurable Peter

.....but really.....does "Peter" need an adjective???

<snicker>

<Snort>

Hey, we still have some missing members: Psizzling Psoozie, for example. And Lissome Lisa.

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

But DaDa...we need a CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER! :lol::ph34r:

<shaking with fear>

Ok, I can handle this. I can be your pimp.

<clearing throat> WHO'S YOUR DADA!

wifes gonna make me sleep on the couch... :lol:

<snort>

looks like it ate your head, too.

Why I let the giant squid eat my head.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

<shaking with fear>

Ok, I can handle this. I can be your pimp.

<clearing throat> WHO'S YOUR DADA!

wifes gonna make me sleep on the couch... :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Pleasurable Peter

.....but really.....does "Peter" need an adjective???

<snicker>

SNORT!!!

<shaking with fear>

Ok, I can handle this. I can be your pimp.

<clearing throat> WHO'S YOUR DADA!

wifes gonna make me sleep on the couch... :lol:

Really, we're quite harmless. ;)

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

Really, we're quite harmless. ;)

OH! Thank you kindly. I'll pass that on to the wife. :P

With you guys, the juice is worth the squeeze.

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

We need a

COO- Chief Orgasm Officer

Um.. . . . . ...... . I'll take that position. . . ..... . ...probably decent benefits... . .. ...

But DaDa...we need a CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER! :lol::ph34r:

Holy crap, Da - - just wait'll ya see what your uniform looks like.. . . . .. :huh:

:lol:

I am here, trying to hard to think up an appropriate adjective that begins with a P. :huh:

POeter, I also believe that your name speaks for itself. . . .. . . ..

However.

Provocative POeter?

Pendulous POeter?

The Penultimate POeter? :lol:

With you guys, the juice is worth the squeeze.

:lol: Da, it just gets worse (or better, I should think), the longer one sticks around here. .. . .. ....

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

With you guys, the juice is worth the squeeze.

That's what she said!

:huh::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

This robot (guts pictured) just won every match today & is in first place!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

This robot (guts pictured) just won every match today & is in first place!!

W00t!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Wa-hooOoOooOooO, Kherrighnne! Those robot guts ROCK!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Totally awesome!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Morning, Peeps!

Methinks today is the Big Robot Day for Kherrighnne. . . ...you must let us know!

I wouldn't mind a couple o' these in my house..... . . ....my drinks would get to me quicker than when I ask either kid to bring one to me, and the pancakes would not be flipped out of the pan as often, either..... . .

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Those robots are more useful then J's. His kicks soccer balls.

Here's a robot he will probably make:

Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

WE WON!

I'm so proud. He worked hard for 3 seasons to build these robots. Sniff. :wub:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

JOLLY WELL DONE!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

HOLLAAAAAAAAAA!

Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

HOLLAAAAAAAAAA!

Open Original Shared Link

Rah-chell, were you watching the match? The other alliance did the wave when introduced.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

WOW, KHERRIGHNNE!!! Congratulations! SOoOooOoOoo happy for you guys!

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Rah-chell, were you watching the match? The other alliance did the wave when introduced.

heehee, nope ;)

You guys wanna meet my new Sven? His name is Shaun, and me likey!!! :wub::wub:

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Lord he makes me sweat! ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

You guys wanna meet my new Sven? His name is Shaun, and me likey!!! :wub::wub:

1206845543-99376_full.webp

Lord he makes me sweat! ;)

Hubba Hubba! :o

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Hubba Hubba! :o

MmmmmmmmHmmmmmmm!!

I get to stare at him for an hour every day!!! :D :D :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

MmmmmmmmHmmmmmmm!!

I get to stare at him for an hour every day!!! :D :D :D

Let me think...(clunk rattle). He's a poster in your lunch room at work? He doesn't look like one of your cardio patients so ... he's a spin teacher at the gym? Your next door neighbor? My next husband? Oops! I give up!

Dada2hapas Rookie
Dada2hapas
Posted

Let me think...(clunk rattle). He's a poster in your lunch room at work? He doesn't look like one of your cardio patients so ... he's a spin teacher at the gym? Your next door neighbor? My next husband? Oops! I give up!

That's an easy one. He's not my younger bother, but looks like his twin. I used to have a six pack like that. Wife misses it, but it;s coming back! Hate getting old. Hey, after going gluten-free last year, been finding gray hairs that are reverting back.

With gluten-free diet, am I getting younger? Wifee seems to be impressed. Can I change my screen name to GFMAN_WIFETOY?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

His name is Shaun T. He's the choreographer/instructor in my Insanity DVD's. He's amazing!! The DVD's work too ;)

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