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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

For some reason the 'click to enlarge' button seems amusing to me.

Oh, man.... . . . ......click to enlarge.. . . . . . ........ were I to have a button like that in real life.... . . . ....

:huh:

:lol:

Those cookie cutters are fascinating.... .. . . ..there are four different sizes - - small to extra-large. When you pass around a plate of those cookies, it must be very interesting to see A) everyone's initial reaction and B ) the cookie that everyone reaches for. This presents something of a dilemma, as one is traditionally taught to do the polite thing and take a small helping, but I think most females are going to be overwhelmingly driven to grab the large cookie, in this instance.

Regardless, I am ordering a set of these. :lol:

And I am now considering making a HUGE set of penis earrings. Why small? Problem, however: my neck is short, so they might just lie on my shoulders......... . .. . .


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elye Community Regular

Hanh?? Another double. .... . ....?.... . .. :unsure:... ..

A double double.. . ... . . ....??

I'm having computer hiccups.. . .. . ....I smell a computer geek visit. :angry:

kareng Grand Master

Hanh?? Another double. .... . ....?.... . .. :unsure:... ..

A double double.. . ... . . ....??

I'm having computer hiccups.. . .. . ....I smell a computer geek visit. :angry:

Be careful about the cookies you serve him!!

elye Community Regular

GoOOoood Morning, Psillies!

Yup, it's strange computer happenings 'round here.... .:angry:... . .'tis like my internet connection has been watered down or stretched out er sumfin'.. . . ..no apparent malware or virus issues that I can detect, just a sudden agonizing slooooooooow-ness of everything -- page loading, emails coming and going. . ... ... . .it is taking over a minute for the forum site to come up completely, and when I've been replying to posts, it takes so long to go through that it seemingly happens twice (hence, doubles).. . . ........ . ..

So, I'll likely be seeing Mr. Compu-geek today. :angry:

Am I the only Psilly who has regular computer issues?? No one else mentions this kind of b@#$%$#%..... . . ...I is cursed. . . . . ..... <_<

Be careful about the cookies you serve him!!

Dunno if he would actually even take one of these off a plate, let alone eat one, if I offered him the chance... . .....nor would my husband. Men! No real senses of humour, I tell you.. .. . ....

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

I is having excruciating loading times too; some of the admin links never do load. Now part of this is because Clay is cheapskate and never buys enough broadband per month and they cut us back to dial-up speed :blink: (no, which does not load in the "blink" of an eye), but even so, it should eventually..... load. Ho-hum. Only five more days to go until warp speed :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Not a whole lotta funny but I think I want this:Open Original Shared Link

That would make me laugh.

Jess- Click to enlarge :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Nothing psilly to report here. Weather beautiful. Plans finally finalized for National Robotic competition in Atlanta next week. Apparently our team has been put in a grouping with the 2 best teams in the world to play with &/or against. Hub gets the pleasure, as the official team mentor, of riding the 14 hour bus ride down & back with the kids. Ok - maybe that part is a little Psilly or terrifying. Other kid & I will fly down.

If we don't get more posts on here, I'll have to sing again or tell a joke & you don't want that!


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psawyer Proficient

Just a quick hello! Nuffin psilly to contribute just now. Mayber later if it doesn't rain.

kareng Grand Master

Just a quick hello! Nuffin psilly to contribute just now. Mayber later if it doesn't rain.

If it rains? Do you float away? Or rain just takes the psilly out of ya?

By the way, Peter: My 14 year old son thinks you are the coolest person on da book. You are such a high level in Mafia Wars. He & some friends tried it but don't have the attention span & that pesky school gets in the way.

elye Community Regular

Okay. . .. . ..... .. . mad.gifmad.gif NO PSILLINESS 'ROUND HERE...... . . . ....

I am at the library, checking my email, bank stuff.....and, of course, the goings-on here. Computer problems @ home, and after spending two hours on the phone with Joe geek at our server centRE, it appears that the problem is related to the phone line. That means Bell Canada. Lord... . . . ...

I know that these guys are the first contact at the gates of hell.. . . . .... .. ...

By the way, Peter: My 14 year old son thinks you are the coolest person on da book. You are such a high level in Mafia Wars. He & some friends tried it but don't have the attention span & that pesky school gets in the way.

The legendary Oracle's reputation precedes him, throughout the world, it would seem, amongst young and old... . .... cool.gif

psawyer Proficient

Rain is a concern for today.

Most of you know that Jacquie and I operate a retail store in Toronto. It is in a very old building, and the door is two steps up from the parking lot. We have an access ramp, but cannot keep it from icing up in the winter, so we dismantle and store it over the winter. If it does not rain, we will assemble it today while our staff member minds the store. If it rains, we need to come up with another plan. We need to get it done within the next couple of days.

Here is a view from spring 2006 with the ramp in place:

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kareng Grand Master

Rain is a concern for today.

Most of you know that Jacquie and I operate a retail store in Toronto. It is in a very old building,

But not me! How great! A pet supply store! That's a fun business. In fact, my pet requires supplies today or he will go hungry.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

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For some reason the 'click to enlarge' button seems amusing to me.

I tried to look at this, and I was just reported to the "Sisters of Providence" Damn Catholic hospital <_<:lol:

If it's what I think it is, I have a penis cupcake pan and a boob cake pan. They are Phabulous!! Made brownies in the cupcake pan--big, brown 'cupcakes'.......Mmmmmmmmm :lol: :lol: :lol:

Otherwise, nuphin phunny here. Rough nite last night wif the hubby, but had a great 'escape' dream last night where it was OK to smoke at much weed as you wanted (musta come from my concert night last weekend, there was quite the haze) AND, I have the big phamily beach weekend this weekend, I have 6 fifth's of vodka in my car right now.....Look for the drunkin book posts tonight ;):lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Hellloooo, Psillies!!!

I am pheeling great! :D Had my Salsa lesson yesterday. B) I looove Salsa! I'm trying to figure out how I can get away with making it a career. Shoot! Any dancing, for that matter.

But first I need a way to make more money to afford more lessons.

I am high on dancing right now....can hardly sit still when I hear music :ph34r:

Can be a problem whilst driving :rolleyes:

woohooo!!!

:huh:

Pseriously wondering if somebody's slipping me happy pills :unsure:

Anywho........I'm sitting in class and it is silent reading time. ^_^

....so I'm reading me psillies :P

I have recently read the first 3 Twilight books.....checked out from the school library. But somedy's hogging the last one :angry:

kareng Grand Master

Anywho........I'm sitting in class and it is silent reading time. ^_^

....so I'm reading me psillies :P

I have recently read the first 3 Twilight books.....checked out from the school library. But somedy's hogging the last one :angry:

What grade do you teach? This happens to my son all the time at middle school. You get hooked on a series & the last book is never available. Have to buy it at the bookstore. We think the bookstore may be stealling the book to promote sales. :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I have recently read the first 3 Twilight books.....checked out from the school library. But somedy's hogging the last one :angry:

I wish I could give you mine, I keep it in my cupboard here at work so I can read it on my downtime--I won't even tell you how many times I've read it :rolleyes:

And by recently, do you mean you read the 1st 3 books in 3 days like I did?? :huh:

:lol: :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

pretty smart and creative!

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psawyer Proficient

The weather stayed dry and we have our access ramp back in place. :):)

Par-Tay time for Rachelle! :lol: Mucho wodka. :blink::unsure::rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

pretty smart and creative!

Open Original Shared Link

I think we know why that cop was put on traffic patrol not something more difficult.

Peter, glad you are now "ramped up." B)

Rachelle - add some OJ to your wodka, There was an article posted on the Forums about its anti-inflammatory effects. ;)

curlyfries Contributor

Anywho........I'm sitting in class and it is silent reading time. ^_^

....so I'm reading me psillies :P

Please note that I did not go to anyone's links whilst in the classroom ;)

Must go back and do that now!

What grade do you teach?

I don't teach........or, rather, I am not a teacher. I interpret for a 6th grade hearing impaired girl and also help her with her lessons. She also has a learning disability.

And by recently, do you mean you read the 1st 3 books in 3 days like I did?? :huh:

:lol: :lol:

:lol:

Not quite.......I have to force myself to get work done between chapters, so I have to make a deal with myself.....

...read 1 chapter.......do dishes

....read 1....no, maybe 2 chapters.....put in a load of laundry

...read 2....no...3 chapters......

......so I think it took about 2 days each.

And right now I'm in withdrawal, cuz it's been about 3 weeks since I finished the 3rd one :o

curlyfries Contributor

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For some reason the 'click to enlarge' button seems amusing to me.

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh, man.... . . . ......click to enlarge.. . . . . . ........ were I to have a button like that in real life.... . . . ....

Oh yeah.......I'd be clickin for some boobies :D

Not a whole lotta funny but I think I want this:Open Original Shared Link

:lol::ph34r:

Nothing psilly to report here. Weather beautiful. Plans finally finalized for National Robotic competition in Atlanta next week. Apparently our team has been put in a grouping with the 2 best teams in the world to play with &/or against. Hub gets the pleasure, as the official team mentor, of riding the 14 hour bus ride down & back with the kids. Ok - maybe that part is a little Psilly or terrifying. Other kid & I will fly down.

If we don't get more posts on here, I'll have to sing again or tell a joke & you don't want that!

NO!!!!!

Good luck on the competition!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Rachelle - add some OJ to your wodka, There was an article posted on the Forums about its anti-inflammatory effects. ;)

Ahhhhhh! I have heartburn just thinking about that! That's all I drank in college, can nae do it anymore! :rolleyes:

I will be adding coconut icecream and hershey's syrup!

And right now I'm in withdrawal, cuz it's been about 3 weeks since I finished the 3rd one :o

No......Way.....!!! Get thee to thy bookstore----NOW!!! Tis wayyyyyyy tooooooo long to wait! I have a 30% off coupon for Border's bookstore--do you have a Borders? I can email you the coupon! Fo' Real!!

kareng Grand Master

I will be adding coconut icecream and hershey's syrup!

Yum! :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

So does anybody read Nora Roberts? Dean Koontz? Lee Child? Tess Gerritsen? Someone who's vampires don't SPARKLE?!?!?!?

:D :D

curlyfries Contributor

So does anybody read Nora Roberts? Dean Koontz? Lee Child? Tess Gerritsen? Someone who's vampires don't SPARKLE?!?!?!?

:D :D

Yes, yes, yes, and no--not heard of her :)

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