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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Holy crap... . . . . . ......in all the misery and ugliness of the horrific oil spill in the Gulf, I have just found a piece of beauty. Our national news station just had a live interview with Phillippe Cousteau, Jacques's son. who was offering his expert perspective.

What a sight for sore eyes!

fabien.webp

He could zip up my wetsuit any time!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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M (14) has a MD appt for yearly check. Going to insist he have the blood tests for Celiac. Have printed the info page from Univ of Chicago Celiac Ct to explain what he needs. Neither boy has symptoms but it seems it's a good idea to make sure nothing is going on. I am optimistic that this MD will have a small clue about celiac disease.

MD was very agreeable. Looked at my printout and said he wasn't certain that the panel ran the total IgA so he would write it in. Nice to find a MD that is knowledgeable and pleasant.

Correct--he came home Friday night and went back today. I've been through this plenty of times, but somehow this time is really hitting me hard.

:(

Yes, excellent possibilities.. . . .. . ....Hell, I am NOT simply neutral! I am married, middle-aged, a mother, an employee, of average height and weight.. . . ..... . . ..actually, that does sound fairly neutral, dunnit?.. .. ......<_<

Perhaps, this being a celiac site, the status button only relates to the disease itself.

Choices of Daily Status: Bloated, Flatulent, Itchy, Fatiqued, Flattened Villi, Healing Nicely.... . .... . :rolleyes:

Well, we all must try it!! Methinks we should all put "Psilly" as our respective statuses (um.....statii?)

I put "tired" on my status but will promptly change it to Psilly.

The Portland Naked Bike ride is coming up. Thousands of neked people riding all over Portland. Gads, can you imagine those seats :blink: My BFF wants me to go watch with her ;)

I would not leave my house if I lived in Portland on that day! Close the shades! How un- appetizing. Not craving the balls and sauce now.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Thanks for all the kind words, sills :D Youse guys keep me smilin' :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

The Portland Naked Bike ride is coming up. Thousands of neked people riding all over Portland. Gads, can you imagine those seats :blink: My BFF wants me to go watch with her ;)

Good gawd :o a nekkid bike ride. Rah-shell--when I read this the phirst time I coulda sworn you said "my BFF wants me to go watch her" :lol:

I put "tired" on my status but will promptly change it to Psilly.

Are we really doing this? How phun! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Are we really doing this? How phun! :P

I just set mine :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Good gawd :o a nekkid bike ride. Rah-shell--when I read this the phirst time I coulda sworn you said "my BFF wants me to go watch her" :lol:

Are we really doing this? How phun! :P

Changed my status to Psilly. I'm the first!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I would not leave my house if I lived in Portland on that day! Close the shades! How un- appetizing. Not craving the balls and sauce now.

So last year, my son's BFF had a birthday party at a really nice and popular park in yuppy-ville Portland. When we get there, the kid's mom comes up and covertly tells us that the neked ride is today and they've been coming thru the park all morning! Well, we were all on the lookout so we can preoccupy the kiddos and saw nothing. We leave the park and low-&-behold, at the 1st roundabout, there are about 6 or 7 neked men sunning themselves on the big statue! I'm like, "Max, what's that over there??" (opposite the men ;) ) It was crazy!

Good gawd :o a nekkid bike ride. Rah-shell--when I read this the phirst time I coulda sworn you said "my BFF wants me to go watch her" :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are we really doing this? How phun! :P

What are we doing?? Methinks I missed sumphin.... :unsure:

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG.. . . ..running naked is bad enough.. . ..biking naked?? Um.. . . . ..it must.....HURT. Regardless of one's sex...but men in particular.... . . . ...

At least I wouldn't be jiggling and bouncing along as I would be if streaking.

Just swaying, I suppose. . . . .... <_<

Well sumphin's gotta make 'em more appetizing for this vegetarian! ;)

:lol: :lol: Lotsa gluten-free sauce!

He could zip up my wetsuit any time!

Yes. He could UNzip mine. . . . . .. . .he could explore my unchartered depths... ..... ..<_<:lol:.. . . . Man, I do wish we'd break a big gas pipeline on one of our neighboUrhood streets er sumfin'-- perhaps he'd come and do a story... . .. .

MD was very agreeable. Looked at my printout and said he wasn't certain that the panel ran the total IgA so he would write it in. Nice to find a MD that is knowledgeable and pleasant.

Excellent, Kherrighnne! A family doc who is willing to believe that you are intelligent and is taking the time to listen... . . . . ....imagine that! :)

Goin' to change me status. . ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

" not as funny as she could be"

That status has been me ... for quite some time now <_< ....but 'Psilly' is much better :D

Had a really great weekend--Mark is phlying back as we speak :(

Hang tight PadT..... soon you'll both be back where you belong ;) {{{hugs}}}

MD was very agreeable. Looked at my printout and said he wasn't certain that the panel ran the total IgA so he would write it in. Nice to find a MD that is knowledgeable and pleasant.

A good phind Keirr-eign!

So last year, my son's BFF had a birthday party at a really nice and popular park in yuppy-ville Portland. When we get there, the kid's mom comes up and covertly tells us that the neked ride is today and they've been coming thru the park all morning! Well, we were all on the lookout so we can preoccupy the kiddos and saw nothing. We leave the park and low-&-behold, at the 1st roundabout, there are about 6 or 7 neked men sunning themselves on the big statue! I'm like, "Max, what's that over there??" (opposite the men ;) ) It was crazy!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm just wondering why London doesn't do this sort of thing?? :unsure:;)

.....we did once stumble upon a nudist beach in Spain (GEOSS!! BE careful!!! :lol: )

T'was some awkward questions from the boys that day :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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So last year, my son's BFF had a birthday party at a really nice and popular park in yuppy-ville Portland. When we get there, the kid's mom comes up and covertly tells us that the neked ride is today and they've been coming thru the park all morning! Well, we were all on the lookout so we can preoccupy the kiddos and saw nothing. We leave the park and low-&-behold, at the 1st roundabout, there are about 6 or 7 neked men sunning themselves on the big statue! I'm like, "Max, what's that over there??" (opposite the men ;) ) It was crazy!

What are we doing?? Methinks I missed sumphin.... :unsure:

I would have let mine look and laugh at the bikers. :P

We are changing our status. When you click on someones sceen name it says "status". Most people on here have no status. Click on mine or Patti or Peter.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Excellent, Kherrighnne! A family doc who is willing to believe that you are intelligent and is taking the time to listen... . . . . ....imagine that! :)

Unfortunately, the MD is a pediatric one. He won't see me!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Well, speaking as we are of tight-fitting apparel, Miley Cyrus' outfit at her Saturday performance in Lisbon seems to qualify. :ph34r:

miley256.webp

(AP Photo/Armando Franca)

Its Tuesday, which is usually our day off, but we are going into the store in a while. This gives our Tuesday worker a short day--we are going away at the weekend, and the part-timers have to cover Friday through Sunday.

Homemade gluten-free pizza for supper after work. We just baked a batch of crusts which are cooling as I write this. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

What are we doing?? Methinks I missed sumphin.... :unsure:

Changing our stati to silly :P

. .. . .he could explore my unchartered depths... ..... ..

Well now B)

Homemade gluten-free pizza for supper after work. We just baked a batch of crusts which are cooling as I write this. :)

The next time I make pizza, I'm going to do a white pizza. Haven't had that in a long time--since before gluten-free. Just never thought of it this way, but really the toppings are fine.....I use olive oil, pecorino romano, garlic, and mozzarella. Maybe spinach....now me mouf is waterin fer one :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Well, speaking as we are of tight-fitting apparel, Miley Cyrus' outfit at her Saturday performance in Lisbon seems to qualify. :ph34r:

miley256.webp

(AP Photo/Armando Franca)

Ewwwwwwwww! Innapropriate child's cameltoe :blink:

My dd cannea watch her any more!!!!

I shall try to change my status.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ewwwwwwwww! Innapropriate child's cameltoe :blink:

:P "cameltoe" :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I went in and changed my silly status to match all of ya'll's :D

:lol: us :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

We are changing our status. When you click on someones sceen name it says "status". Most people on here have no status. Click on mine or Patti or Peter.

Ha ha!! You also have a comment now ;)

Ewwwwwwwww! Innapropriate child's cameltoe :blink:

:lol::lol:

Al LOVES Hannah Montana......& tells me that he will marry Miley Cyrus.

......I'm just not sure if we're ready to accept her Daddy's past hair crimes/mulletage :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Homemade gluten-free pizza for supper after work. We just baked a batch of crusts which are cooling as I write this. :)

The next time I make pizza, I'm going to do a white pizza. Haven't had that in a long time--since before gluten-free. Just never thought of it this way, but really the toppings are fine.....I use olive oil, pecorino romano, garlic, and mozzarella. Maybe spinach....now me mouf is waterin fer one :lol:

Yum! Now I am craving Patti & Peter's pizza!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Ha ha!! You also have a comment now ;)

I have friends and a comment! I pheel so special!

Niki - join us....change your status.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I have friends and a comment! I pheel so special!

Niki - join us....change your status.

I went to add you as a phriend and you beat me to it! :P

Nik--you simply must status-phy yerselph as a psillie :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

There, now.... . I hope we've ALL got Psilly Statii!. . . . ... . ...:lol:B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em, I just added you as a phriend :lol:

I guess that makes it official :P

I had all but phorgotten about the phriend phunction--it wasn't part of the board when I phirst joined.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Em, I just added you as a phriend :lol:

I guess that makes it official :P

I had all but phorgotten about the phriend phunction--it wasn't part of the board when I phirst joined.

Whot duz this phrend phunkshun do? other than list awl yer phendz...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Whot duz this phrend phunkshun do? other than list awl yer phendz...

I fink yoo summed it up Rae

It don't do nowt, but it's phun :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

It don't do nowt, but it's phun :lol:

Kinda like me :lol:

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