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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Group pluses are so much more satisfying.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I see that even after I went to bed, the plussing continued :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

I see that even after I went to bed, the plussing continued :lol:

:lol:

Totally missed out on the plussing ....awoke to find meself with 5 bloomin' star rating! - SWEET! :lol:

OMG - went to the pictures movies this afternoon.

IMO DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go to see Robin Hood (with Russell Crowe) *yaaaaaawn*....endless chaos, numb bum resulted after THREE HOURS. Three hours :rolleyes:

....and another gripe of mine.

WHy do they they cast non-Englishmen AS Englishmen or non- Americans as Americans?? <_<

It's just not necessary, there ARE enough actors around....and then we wouldn't have to listen their awful accents :rolleyes:

<moan over>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Poor Nik wif her "numb bum" :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:lol:

Totally missed out on the plussing ....awoke to find meself with 5 bloomin' star rating! - SWEET! :lol:

OMG - went to the pictures movies this afternoon.

IMO DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT go to see Robin Hood (with Russell Crowe) *yaaaaaawn*....endless chaos, numb bum resulted after THREE HOURS. Three hours :rolleyes:

....and another gripe of mine.

WHy do they they cast non-Englishmen AS Englishmen or non- Americans as Americans?? <_<

It's just not necessary, there ARE enough actors around....and then we wouldn't have to listen their awful accents :rolleyes:

<moan over>

17 year old said it wasn't that good. Thought Russell Crow was too old for the role.

14 yr old is going to Prince of Persia. We talked about how it will be historically and racially incorrect. :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Is everyone spent from all that plussin? Tis so quiet around here! :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Nothing interesting or psilly going on here. Twiddling my thumbs in boredom.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Nothing interesting or psilly going on here. Twiddling my thumbs in boredom.

Gawd, me too <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh, but I did make that white pizza I was yammering on about the other day. It's so good--tastes like restaurant garlic bread from the pre-gluten-free days. I'm eating it now--plus now I have dinner for three more nights going into the freezer :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I was doing an idle time scan of the brain for ideas for pizza saucing, (non-tomato) and came up with the idea of a tapenade. Didn't have any so made some from a recipe on da web, and it made a very tasty pizza. Also good for dipping with my rice crackers now that hummus is out :)

By the way, "lemonade" chilli has become one of Clay's staples :lol: , and much cheaper than buying Staggs at NZ$4/can :o

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

K, I've got a bit of an interesting story. I have to be careful how I word this though, it happened recently....

So a person comes in for a procedure. Everything goes fine until the very end when the doc is about to leave and the patient says, "Hey doc, um, I have a little problem. See, last night I decided to stick a vinegar bottle into my anus and it sorta got stuck....." Doc takes a look and sure enough, there's the top of the bottle peeking at him from inside the poop chute. That means the guy stuck the BIG END of the bottle in first!!!!!! Doc has to call in a GI who had to "manually dilate the anus with his finger while the patient assisted by pushing from above" They were able to remove the bottle and the patient was strongly advised not to do this again.

I think the crazy part is was that he's in his 70's!!

:blink::huh::o:unsure::wacko:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

K, I've got a bit of an interesting story.

:o <--- This is exactly what my phace looked like as I was reading this. I take it the procedure he had done didn't have anything to do with the area in question?

Wow.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

See, last night I decided to stick a vinegar bottle into my anus and it sorta got stuck....."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

just had nuthin' else to do so....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

just had nuthin' else to do so....

And I thought I was bored :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

:o <--- This is exactly what my phace looked like as I was reading this. I take it the procedure he had done didn't have anything to do with the area in question?

Wow.

Correct :lol:

Wanna know what's grosser than the story???? In the chart there was a picture of the bottle......before they cleaned it off.....Open Original Shared Link

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

O M G :o:lol: :lol:

Sure hope it was a round bottle, and not a square one... .:blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

First-when you started with "K,,". I thought this was addressed to me as some people call me that. Yes, it is all about me!

Anyway, I am happy to know this guy moved to your hospital. Years ago, he came to the ER of the hospital I worked at. He had tied a string around his parts to enhance his performance. He forgot for days that it was there. Had to be surgically removed and needed massive doses of antibiotics. Or was he the one that didn't understand that most people eat grilled corn on the cob? I could go on, but I've probably grossed enough people out.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I think the crazy part is was that he's in his 70's!!

Gaaaahhhh......... . . . ...Rah-shyellle, you don't really think that this individual being in his 70's is the crazy part of this story. .. . ...... do you???? :lol: :lol:

Bottle up the anus. .. . .... . ..well, if you're middle-aged, or a teenager, it's within the realm of normalcy... . . ..but someone in their SEVENTIES? Crazy!!

Did anyone ask him why he felt he had to do this? Was he hiding it? Keeping it warm? Perhaps he felt he had finally found a secure, out-of-the-way spot to store a spare beer while he was out and about.. ... . . .

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Gaaaahhhh......... . . . ...Rah-shyellle, you don't really think that this individual being in his 70's is the crazy part of this story. .. . ...... do you???? :lol: :lol:

Bottle up the anus. .. . .... . ..well, if you're middle-aged, or a teenager, it's within the realm of normalcy... . . ..but someone in their SEVENTIES? Crazy!!

:lol::lol::lol:

It's just so wierd to think of someone my grandfathers age would do something like that! Usually we see the weird sex stuff with the 50 and under crowd! :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Usually we see the weird sex stuff with the 50 and under crowd! :huh:

oh good. i still have time to come up with something

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

K, I've got a bit of an interesting story. I have to be careful how I word this though, it happened recently....

:o

:huh:

:o

WHOA!!!!!!!!...was he experiencing palpitations? :lol:

Anyway, I am happy to know this guy moved to your hospital. Years ago, he came to the ER of the hospital I worked at. He had tied a string around his parts to enhance his performance. He forgot for days that it was there. Had to be surgically removed and needed massive doses of antibiotics. Or was he the one that didn't understand that most people eat grilled corn on the cob? I could go on, but I've probably grossed enough people out.

GAH!!!!!!!! :o

oh good. i still have time to come up with something

*SNORT!!*

<...but I'm scared :unsure:>

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

zowie. didn't lift at all last week 'cause i had so much going on. Went to the gym yesterday and started catching up. Chest already hurts - and it tends to get worse over the day. I may be askin' for help tying my shoes by tomorrow. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

He had tied a string around his parts to enhance his performance.

:huh:

Meant to comment on this before - - um, how did he figure that tying a string to/around his genitals would enhance his performance? Trying to think of the science here, or the logic... . . . .... ..cutting off circulation causing swelling, pressure, interesting changes in coloUr... . ..? Perhaps he was creating a small home puppet-show, with a fabricated marionette that he could move about...... ..... .

:lol:

Went to the gym yesterday and started catching up. Chest already hurts - and it tends to get worse over the day.

Perhaps things will swell up a bit..... . . .. . .this is why I leave spans of time between my chest workouts. However, I never seem to get ANY inflammation. :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

<snort>

I just plussed everybody on the page. Did it feel good?

Gawd... ...I feel so dirty... ... .. . .....Plus me, plus me. .. . ...... :lol:

I am going to go and plus ALL KINDS of members. . . .. . .. ...LET'S MAKE EVERYBODY'S DAY!

Group pluses are so much more satisfying.

Jeez.....who left the psillies alone and unsupervised? :o

:lol:

Totally missed out on the plussing ....awoke to find meself with 5 bloomin' star rating! - SWEET! :lol:

I got nowt. :(

K, I've got a bit of an interesting story.

Sooooo......how does one get a vinegar bottle up there????? :unsure:

I mean.....had he been using smaller objects before and worked his way up?

...and how many ounces was this bottle anyway? :huh:

Anyway, I am happy to know this guy moved to your hospital. Years ago, he came to the ER of the hospital I worked at. He had tied a string around his parts to enhance his performance. He forgot for days that it was there. Had to be surgically removed and needed massive doses of antibiotics.

Ummmm.....you are talking about the string.....right? :blink:

oh good. i still have time to come up with something

:lol:

We'll all be waiting anxiously for this!

or not :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

WHOA!!!!!!!!...was he experiencing palpitations? :lol:

Apparently from keeping everything all bottled up inside him :P Hee!

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