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jerseyangel Proficient

Khor-win said "phan" :P


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Good Luck to K and Em's mama's!! Love from the left coast ;)

Busy day today! Made 2 more cakes for a big baby shower this weekend. They've given me a color pallet and said do whatever I want.... I think that's more stressful!! But I'm gettin paid for it :D My housekeeper called and had to cancel this week so I was forced to clean the darned thing myselph <_<;) I caught up on all my laundry and made a yummy Italian pasta salad for dinner that my kids surely won't eat :rolleyes: . I just sat down, not sure if I'll be able to get back up :unsure: Oh wait, now I have to take both kids to gymnastics..... Later...

jerseyangel Proficient

I just sat down, not sure if I'll be able to get back up :unsure: Oh wait, now I have to take both kids to gymnastics..... Later...

I know--when you're going like that, sitting down can be be dangerous! Don't forget to breathe, Rah-schell :D

So, had a panic attack today....I had one a couple of months ago and before that none since I went gluten-free. I have no idea wih triggered it but all of a sudden me heart started beating really fast, I had been a little dizzy for the last couple of weeks anyway, and I felt kind of panicky. I put my pheet up and tried to breathe through it--felt worse before I felt better, but I seem to be ok now. Jeesh :huh:

kareng Grand Master

I know--when you're going like that, sitting down can be be dangerous! Don't forget to breathe, Rah-schell :D

So, had a panic attack today....I had one a couple of months ago and before that none since I went gluten-free. I have no idea wih triggered it but all of a sudden me heart started beating really fast, I had been a little dizzy for the last couple of weeks anyway, and I felt kind of panicky. I put my pheet up and tried to breathe through it--felt worse before I felt better, but I seem to be ok now. Jeesh :huh:

OMG, Patti! How scary! Relax and take it easy!

elye Community Regular

Paghteigh!! Oh, dear.... ....panic attack...how awful. I have heard and read about how these paralyzing episodes can make one feel like they're dying.. .. . . ....... . I'm so glad it passed. Thinking about you... ..:wub:

Then you would not believe the variety - soft ones, ones that are attached to the under shorts and the big mondo ones that you can wing a Lacrosse ball at from close range and feel nothing.

DD is in competitive contact sports, and while she doesn't, of course, wear a jock, she wears what they call a jill - - a thick fabric piece that fits in front of her groin area. I find myself wondering why a jill isn't hard plastic like a cup.... . . ....a careening hockey puck, lacrosse ball or knee/elbow is gonna hurt and do as much damage there on a girl as it would a boy...... . . ..I guess a man's area just seems so much more... . ....out there.

Actually. it IS more out there. :huh:

:rolleyes:

And why aren't male sport cups given sizes like bras? They are simply small, medium and large. Methinks DH would be a 36B... ..

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Methinks DH would be a 36B... ..

OMGawd!!! :lol: I'll betcha anything if he were to estimate it would be more like a 36DD! :P

Hee--I'm giddy wif delight....Bravo has 2 1/2 hours of Housewife drama on tonight. The NY Reunion part 2, followed by RHWoNJ, and then Watch What Happens Live. :ph34r:B)

See ya'll later--gotta put on me pj's and get ready.....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

So, had a panic attack today....I had one a couple of months ago and before that none since I went gluten-free. I have no idea wih triggered it but all of a sudden me heart started beating really fast, I had been a little dizzy for the last couple of weeks anyway, and I felt kind of panicky. I put my pheet up and tried to breathe through it--felt worse before I felt better, but I seem to be ok now. Jeesh :huh:

Patteh, whot's goink on wif yous? Yous pheelin bettah??

OMGawd!!! :lol: I'll betcha anything if he were to estimate it would be more like a 36DD! :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Have phun wif yer shows tonite ;) I've got the Bachelorette in 2 hours! :P


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psawyer Proficient

Well, we are four days in, and Bagheera has taken over, in a fashion. He has met all of the other cats, both here at home and at the store. They can see each other, but are physically separated, with Bagheera in a pen with the wire-mesh wall between him and others. Oliver, our 14-year-old male at home, is nonreactive. The other four, who are female, have shown varying degrees of contempt. The hostility levels seem to be going down.

Jestgar Rising Star

Hee--I'm giddy wif delight....Bravo has 2 1/2 hours of Housewife drama on tonight. The NY Reunion part 2, followed by RHWoNJ, and then Watch What Happens Live. :ph34r:B)

See ya'll later--gotta put on me pj's and get ready.....

Like Saturday morning cartoons, 'cept you get to go to bed afterwards. :D

Glad the kitties are figuring things out. You must be a better alpha cat than I am. I could never make mine get along.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hey! :blink: I knew how to operate the washer and dryer before I learned to cook! Not all guys are intimidated by household gadgets.....though I must confess I'm a big phan of the roomba. :D

I sooooo want a roomba <I have vacuum envy ;)>

So, had a panic attack today....I had one a couple of months ago and before that none since I went gluten-free. I have no idea wih triggered it but all of a sudden me heart started beating really fast, I had been a little dizzy for the last couple of weeks anyway, and I felt kind of panicky. I put my pheet up and tried to breathe through it--felt worse before I felt better, but I seem to be ok now. Jeesh :huh:

Aw Pads <_< ...bummer

Hateful things - usually no rhyme or reason :angry:

Hope your feelin' bettah ♥

And why aren't male sport cups given sizes like bras? They are simply small, medium and large. Methinks DH would be a 36B... ..

Tel also :lol:

Thinking good thought for all psill's parents - I am woefully behind, but I do read along and think of you all ;):wub:

GADS!!...am about to keel over wiv hunger...... leaving for me weigh in in a mo (weight watchers :rolleyes: )

5pm is SUCH a bad time for that <_<

Keep yer fingers crossed 'cos I've been good! (except for Tel's rhubarb crumble wiv double cream ...but that don't count right??? :ph34r: )...AND run 16 miles since Saturday.

If I ain't lost weight I'll have to get me teef wired or summat :rolleyes::lol:

Bagheera's settling in!! :wub:

LAterz!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Crossin' me phingers fer ya, Nik but I'm sure you're gonna ace that weigh in. All that Svenning you do and everything B)

Me oldest son and girlphriend have Roomba and love it.

elye Community Regular

OMG.. . . .My mom is home in two days.. . . ..I MUST find this brand for her:

Jestgar Rising Star

OMG.. . . .My mom is home in two days.. . . ..I MUST find this brand for her:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

OMG.. . . .My mom is home in two days.. . . ..I MUST find this brand for her:

That is exactly what she needs! Might be good to touch up my roots, too!

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG.. . . .My mom is home in two days.. . . ..I MUST find this brand for her:

Wow--even better than a Sharpie :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Happy Birthday Janit!

(whose still on vacation)

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, JAN-IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Happy Birthday JANUTT!!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Hubby posted for a promotion in Spokane <_< I HATE Spokane! :( He grew up there and all of his friends are still there--except for the ones who moved to Portland :rolleyes: I lived there for 2 years and it was miserable. Granted, we lived in the hood and I was sick for all 2 years of it, but it doesn't evoke great memories. All my friends and familia are here -_- I shall wait and see what happens. Whatever shall be shall be.

Had to vent....Don't want my family to know yet....

kareng Grand Master

The Catholic thrift store still hasn't scheduled a pick up for my dining room furniture! Being forced to invite the in-laws for dinner! Agghhh!

Must get a small stick for my mouth. Staying in the kitchen cooking doesn't work. It's big and open to the family room.

kareng Grand Master

Hubby posted for a promotion in Spokane <_< I HATE Spokane! :( He grew up there and all of his friends are still there--except for the ones who moved to Portland :rolleyes: I lived there for 2 years and it was miserable. Granted, we lived in the hood and I was sick for all 2 years of it, but it doesn't evoke great memories. All my friends and familia are here -_- I shall wait and see what happens. Whatever shall be shall be.

Had to vent....Don't want my family to know yet....

How far is Spokane from Portland? I'm too lazy to find a map and look.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

How far is Spokane from Portland? I'm too lazy to find a map and look.

6 hours if a normal person drives. 4.5 hours if I drive ;) 45 minute plane ride. Not horrible, but horrible enough.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hubby posted for a promotion in Spokane <_< I HATE Spokane! :( He grew up there and all of his friends are still there--except for the ones who moved to Portland :rolleyes: I lived there for 2 years and it was miserable. Granted, we lived in the hood and I was sick for all 2 years of it, but it doesn't evoke great memories. All my friends and familia are here -_- I shall wait and see what happens. Whatever shall be shall be.

Had to vent....Don't want my family to know yet....

Oh Rah-schell....been there....you have a good attitude about it, though. :) Keep us posted!

The Catholic thrift store still hasn't scheduled a pick up for my dining room furniture! Being forced to invite the in-laws for dinner! Agghhh!

So ya couldn't get out of it :( Well, good luck wif it--think psyllie thoughts when the goin' gets rough ;)

So, I had to run to Kroger for some fruit and on a whim I stopped at the lil' haircut place down the plaza and got about 4 inches cut off :o Me neck pheels cooler, that's fer sure :lol:B)

Excited fer the new realtor to start--she was here yesterday and I really like her. When she speaks, she sounds exactly like Reba McIntyre. :P I called the present one and asked very sweetly if she would consider terminating our contract a little early (2 weeks), and she wouldn't do it <_<

Whaddya gonna do.....

Jestgar Rising Star

How far is Spokane from Portland? I'm too lazy to find a map and look.

About 20 years......

elye Community Regular

Is Spokane any closer to Ottawa? Easier for me to come and meet you, Rah-shyellle? If so, then you must consider it. . . ......:rolleyes:;)

On this subject: Who is relatively close to Chicago? Jyaghnuhtt? Leeesargh? This is where DH and I are heading for four nights in early July. JUST THE TWO OF US. :huh:

:D :D B)

This will be the first time since The Ripper was a baby that DH and I have been away anywhere together without the kids. What in hell will we DO? Think I've forgotten how to do.. . .. ...most everything... . . ...completely adult oriented.

Man, what an incredibly liberating feeling it was, booking a simple little king hotel room, with one big bed, and nuttin' else... . . . ...

Excited fer the new realtor to start--she was here yesterday and I really like her. When she speaks, she sounds exactly like Reba McIntyre.

Does she sing like her? Now, THAT would be a bonus. . . . .... .

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