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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Okay, I've been away for too long .... I MISSED the new spelling of my name!!! and not idea what a phlip is?? Fill me in!!

Ok, phlip=flip. You now have 9,999 posts, which means you are about to "phlip" over to a big number. This can result in phluids (fluids--see the pattern here?) possibly wreaking havoc either on you, or even another psilly. Think weather related, appliance malphunctions, bodily phluids leaking out where they don't belong, etc.....

As fer yer name, Khar-la, expect as many spellings as there are psillies :D

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ckarluh, when all else fails, just sound things out fo-net-ick-lee. OK, that doesn't always work cuz we like to use a lot of "silent" letters. You should see what we do with Tom's Ghtohmn's name . . . even though he doesn't visit us much any more.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You should see what we do with Tom's Ghtohmn's name . . . even though he doesn't visit us much any more.

Ya mean Pataughmn? :P

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Ok, phlip=flip. You now have 9,999 posts, which means you are about to "phlip" over to a big number. This can result in phluids (fluids--see the pattern here?) possibly wreaking havoc either on you, or even another psilly.

Oh yes, I totally forgot about this!!!!

Ckarluh, when all else fails, just sound things out fo-net-ick-lee. OK, that doesn't always work cuz we like to use a lot of "silent" letters. You should see what we do with Tom's Ghtohmn's name . . . even though he doesn't visit us much any more.

But I remember this!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

And don't forget--every hundred pages we crown another kween or king.....well, mostly kween unless it happens to be PeOter who posts phirst. B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Khar-la has hit the big 10,000!!!!

Look out below :o

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Khar-la has hit the big 10,000!!!!

Look out below :o

How phar below? Does that mean me? Well, wot wif earthquakes and wot all, we deal wif anythink!!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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AAAAGGGGGGG33555_1633775292396_1477084396_31690569_7031119_n.webp

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Oh, wow, Jestgar, that is some kind of talent there!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ok, phlip=flip. You now have 9,999 posts, which means you are about to "phlip" over to a big number. This can result in phluids (fluids--see the pattern here?) possibly wreaking havoc either on you, or even another psilly. Think weather related, appliance malphunctions, bodily phluids leaking out where they don't belong, etc.....

When Pattiegh maps all of our psilly shenanigans out, it all sounds so.. .. .... ..... . .heelarryus. :lol: :lol:

Ckarluh, when all else fails, just sound things out fo-net-ick-lee. OK, that doesn't always work cuz we like to use a lot of "silent" letters. You should see what we do with Tom's Ghtohmn's name . . . even though he doesn't visit us much any more.

And how about the very special civckeb? Man, there ain't no phonetics nor psilent letters at work there.. . . ...:rolleyes:

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:lol: :lol: This is FANTASYIC!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well, if youse have ever doubted the phlipover curse....I got me a leaky winder! :angry: We're on the top phloor, and the phirst peeps to live here and wif all this rain.....

<sigh> pulled couch out from wall, rolled up towel on windowsill....jeesh..... :huh: This does not make me happy.... <_<

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Sowwwyy Pattieigh, it's all my phault

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Sowwwyy Pattieigh, it's all my phault

Naw--just an un-psillie co-inkydink ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

AAAAGGGGGGG33555_1633775292396_1477084396_31690569_7031119_n.webp

I bow down to Jess's exceptional compooter skills. I can't even figure out how to post a regular pic!

( would some one help me back up?...... Boys? M? J? Someone?)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Well, if youse have ever doubted the phlipover curse....I got me a leaky winder! :angry: We're on the top phloor, and the phirst peeps to live here and wif all this rain.....

<sigh> pulled couch out from wall, rolled up towel on windowsill....jeesh..... :huh: This does not make me happy.... <_<

There using you to help them iron out the kinks.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

There using you to help them iron out the kinks.

Egg-zactly....workin' out the bugs, as it were... :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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...still stunned by Jess's supreme computer skills (HIH did she do that?! unsure.gifrolleyes.gif)

Soo, t'is me duty to say...

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!

and no return

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Pinch punch Nik (and everybody)!! :D

Jeeze....October already! :o Still raining here--at 4AM, I thought the sky actually opened up! :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Getting whapped by fate (or fat, as SueEllen suggested).

And it's completely legit to quit your job to go back to school - no political ramifications at all. :)

Good for you!!!! Congratulations!

As fer yer name, Khar-la, expect as many spellings as there are psillies :D

And then add the diphicultie of another poster named "Rachel" and then I have NO idea who they're talking to and I start answering posts that weren't directed at me :rolleyes:

Just call me 'Russell' ;)

Jeeze....October already! :o Still raining here--at 4AM, I thought the sky actually opened up! :lol:

I've renamed it "Augtober' here. Freakin muggy as heck and 80 degrees :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I've renamed it "Augtober' here.

Hee! Good 'un, Rash-schell!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oye--there is a very nice roopher outside me window on a lift caulking and checking on the cause of the leak. Just watching him up there gives me the willies! :o

I'm still trying to get used to sitting out on the balcony :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Oye--there is a very nice roopher outside me window on a lift caulking and checking on the cause of the leak. Just watching him up there gives me the willies! :o

I'm still trying to get used to sitting out on the balcony :lol: :lol:

PaT's gettin' some willie :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

PaT's gettin' some willie :P

B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Oye--there is a very nice roopher outside me window on a lift caulking and checking on the cause of the leak. Just watching him up there gives me the willies! :o

I'm still trying to get used to sitting out on the balcony :lol: :lol:

How high are you & Willie? B)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Whot?? Yer lookin' out at a nice roofer's willie? Crap, and here I've been wasting my time just asking to see their thumbs.. . . . . ...

<_<

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