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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yes, we'll see if he survives my cooking. I'm doing shrimp spring rolls, salmon/goat cheese pizzas, and grilled ahi on rice crackers. I was trying to figure out how to do something low dairy, low veggie that wasn't straight meat. I guess we'll see if this works. Maybe I'll try to work him up to stir fry or sumpin'.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Yes, we'll see if he survives my cooking. I'm doing shrimp spring rolls, salmon/goat cheese pizzas, and grilled ahi on rice crackers. I was trying to figure out how to do something low dairy, low veggie that wasn't straight meat. I guess we'll see if this works. Maybe I'll try to work him up to stir fry or sumpin'.

Sounds delicious! Hope he likes fish. :) I would be happy to have you cook for me but I don't think I'm your type. I have hazel eyes. :(

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Sounds delicious! Hope he likes fish. :) I would be happy to have you cook for me but I don't think I'm your type. I have hazel eyes. :(

yes, but you can make me laugh. that's worth a lot. :) If you ever bring Cooper to Seattle to visit Mabsy I'll make you a feast.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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yes, but you can make me laugh. that's worth a lot. :) If you ever bring Cooper to Seattle to visit Mabsy I'll make you a feast.

We should fix Mabsy & Cooper up. She would love a big dog she can boss around.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti! Did you notice Jess said" we" ! B)

Heh Heh--good catch, Karreighn :P

Yes, we'll see if he survives my cooking. I'm doing shrimp spring rolls, salmon/goat cheese pizzas, and grilled ahi on rice crackers. I was trying to figure out how to do something low dairy, low veggie that wasn't straight meat. I guess we'll see if this works. Maybe I'll try to work him up to stir fry or sumpin'.

Sounds very gor-met B)

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celiac-mommy
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Yes, we'll see if he survives my cooking. I'm doing shrimp spring rolls, salmon/goat cheese pizzas, and grilled ahi on rice crackers. I was trying to figure out how to do something low dairy, low veggie that wasn't straight meat. I guess we'll see if this works. Maybe I'll try to work him up to stir fry or sumpin'.

Tonight? Have phun, and maybe add some extra pillows around yer house for yer head.... You do need to christen your new tiles, right?! B)

I've been at the hospital for 28 hours!!!!!! And I frickin LOOK like I've been at the hospital for 28 hours :blink: Only 21 to go.... Hopefully I'll get home sumtime between now and then :rolleyes:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I, of course, drink so rarely that even the lightest of drinks would put me under the table. :rolleyes::unsure:

I've recently tried to drink again .... all tries, no matter how little, it keeps me up all night. If I drink too much (like 2 1/2 glasses of wine), then I am not only awake, but feel bad. Not sure if one glass of wine is worth no sleep .....

We just had pancakes and bacon for dinner....

Good idea! Hubby just made me brunch!! Waffles and eggs!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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This was in the paper today.

You know you're a Redneck if...you're staring at the orange juice can because it says "Concentrate".

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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You know you're a Redneck if...you're staring at the orange juice can because it says "Concentrate".

That's why it's so much better by not from concentrate!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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We took a ride today--the fall coloUrs were spectacular! Just gorgeous!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Ahhh, Mother Nature in fall is pretty awesome as she beds down for the winter, but she is also pretty fantastic in spring when she dons her new finery and springs forth with daffodils and apple blossom, and all those new green shawls appear on the trees :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ahhh, Mother Nature in fall is pretty awesome as she beds down for the winter, but she is also pretty fantastic in spring when she dons her new finery and springs forth with daffodils and apple blossom, and all those new green shawls appear on the trees :rolleyes:

That's bee- u- ti- ful.

M went backpacking and took a bunch of Lara and Lara-like bars with him. I forgot to warn him not to eat all 6 in 1 24 hour period. :blink:

Hub & I had a nice steak, potato, asparagus and choc Carmel brownie dinner. Then watched " The Bucket List". Great movie but we were both teary at the end.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ahhh, Mother Nature in fall is pretty awesome as she beds down for the winter, but she is also pretty fantastic in spring when she dons her new finery and springs forth with daffodils and apple blossom, and all those new green shawls appear on the trees :rolleyes:

Tis beautiphul Shroom :rolleyes: You have a way wif the woids....

I'm a sucker fer fall--it was the second thing I said after I found out we were moving back here--I get to see me kids anytime I want--and fall !!!! :D

Hub & I had a nice steak, potato, asparagus and choc Carmel brownie dinner.

Sounds delish! :D

Our gas grill is at Matt's house since we are not allowed to have one here. We do steaks one night every time we go down there to get our steak phix :P

Gonna be a lovely day here today--sunny, 70 degrees, and the wind has phinally died down. It has been wicked the last couple of days since Thursday's nor'easter came through. Not a cloud in the sky.... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Wonder how Jess's dinner went over? :unsure:

Hee! Maybe he's still there :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Was wondering that meselph! Hope she had breakfast food planned! ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Fergot breakfast so I took him out to our little local diner, and yes, he just left. I'm a little sleepy this morning afternoon, must have been the wine. :ph34r:

He liked the pizza and the ahi on rice crackers. Spring rolls had too much vegetation for him. Udi's pizza crusts are really good, if you haven't tried them yet.

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celiac-mommy
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Yeah, the wine...... :P Glad you had a good time :D

Tis beautiful here too!! I went to Macy's yesterday and stood on the top deck of the parking structure and admired all the amazing foliage around. Fall is totally my fav!! We were supposed to go to the pumpkin patch today, but it's not working out, and it's such a beautiful day outside!! Maybe we'll make it... I'll post pictures on da book if we go :)

Happy Sunday all!! :wub:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey! Has been awfully quiet 'round these parts.. . . . . ....perhaps because I haven't been here? <_<:rolleyes:

Another wondrous date fer Jyessss! Think this could become a habit.. . . .. ...blue eyes have a purported reputation for being addictive...

Gah, spent the weekend at me cousin's big, beautiful place up in your neck o' the woods, POeter. They are in Aurora, an exquisite part of Ontario... . ...ate, drank, talked, swam... . . ..ate... . . .and ate... . . . . . . ..bleh.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hey, Janet....I see you!!!

I was just talkin about you last night. DS called, and he says, "Mom, have I ever told you about geo-caching?" It seems he's been doing it for years. He even sets some up, evidently. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm a little sleepy this morning afternoon, must have been the wine. :ph34r:

Wine'll do that to ya :P I'm so happy fer youse crazy kids :D

Happy Sunday all!! :wub:

Did you get to the pumpkin patch, Rah-schell? Hope it twas a great day whatever ya did :)

Gah, spent the weekend at me cousin's big, beautiful place up in your neck o' the woods, POeter. They are in Aurora, an exquisite part of Ontario... . ...ate, drank, talked, swam... . . ..ate... . . .and ate... . . . . . . ..bleh.

Sounds quite enjoyable Em--'specially all that eatin' :D

Hey, Janet....I see you!!!

Hi Jan-it and Leesigha!! B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hey, Janet....I see you!!!

I was just talkin about you last night. DS called, and he says, "Mom, have I ever told you about geo-caching?" It seems he's been doing it for years. He even sets some up, evidently. :)

hmmm . . . pretty good . . . I was only here a second. Now I'm back cuz I'm avoiding housework. After checking in here, I think I'll take a nap (unloading the dishwasher just plain wore me out). -_-

Went geocaching this weekend. Hubby has not been all that into it . .. some of these are pretty easy to find . . . but yesterday we spent an hour at one location and still didn't find it. Talked about it throughout the evening about theories on how/where it's hidden . . . got his interest up now.

hiya, Patti

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Here is a " Why didn't I think of that?" invention.

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Here is a " Why didn't I think of that?" invention.

Open Original Shared Link

Genius! :rolleyes:

Was just thinkin' it would be great fer cranberry sauce too......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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hiya, Patti

How was yer nap?

Why are we whisperin' ? :unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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How was yer nap?

Why are we whisperin' ? :unsure:

Maybe everyone is napping? Maybe we should be, too?

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