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kareng Grand Master

Birthday update- Hub & M came home from scouts. J made brownies. Had a couple of presents and cards.

Patti- maybe you should have thrown out the toaster, too!

Jess- of course we are jealous or reminiscing our youth ( I've been with hub 32 years). We need some fun!


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mushroom Proficient

:lol: :lol: :lol:

y'all are just jealous :ph34r::P:D :D :D

You bet your sweet bippy! :P:lol::D

jerseyangel Proficient

Birthday update- Hub & M came home from scouts. J made brownies. Had a couple of presents and cards.

That sounds nice! :D

You bet your sweet bippy! :P:lol::D

True dat! B)

mushroom Proficient

OMG, having heart attacks watching me Giants in the World Series when I should be weeding my strawberry patch. Lincecum looked like he was playing his first Little League game in the first inning, but has redeemed hisself :D G I A N T S - Giants In Another Tortuous Series :lol: Maybe this time????? It's so hard being a Giants fan - 46 years of it!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

I have found arnica fabulous for a lot of things: bruising, bad cuts, my daughter's acne flare-ups, and most particularly swelling (from injury and/or surgery). I'll be anxious to hear how it works for you, Low-eee. . .... ..

Hmmmmmm.I wonder if that will work for my arm. Can you believe it is STILL bruised? Been almost 4 months <_<

You bet your sweet bippy! :P:lol::D

Oooh! I remember that!

Laugh-In! :lol:

Loey Rising Star

Hubby picking it up for me on way home. Found out from someone on the bruising thread I posted that Arnicca Montana can cause GI problems and internal bleeding. Considering that I have an ulcer I think witch hazel is safer.

Thanks!!!!!

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Witch Hazel has already faded it a little. As for what the bruise looks like. Th eye looks like a shiner but the face is more like a peninsula.

Loey

P.S. Karanggggg- glad hubby is not in the doghouse!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY EM!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:wub:

Have a wonderphul day--whatcha got planned?


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kareng Grand Master

Happy Birthday, Em!

Loey Rising Star

So, I'm alone fer dinner tonight so I thought I'd have a hamburger with toast....put the burger on the stove and start the toast. Open the fridge and remember they come to get the trash in a little while so I start cleaning out in there and rearranging.....

Must have gotten lost in me thoughts (dangerous) because I looked up and there was a thick grey stream of smoke coming up out of the toaster. :o I immediately unplug it and dig the burned bread out wif a knife, but the toaster is still smoking--bad. :o :o

I'm petrified that the fire alarm will go off and I'll be blamed for evacuating a building full of people. :ph34r: I open the window, get the ceiling fan going, turn the A/C on....then I carry the stupid toaster into the other room--for what, I don't know.....it still smells but the smoke has dissipated.

There was still time to get the fossilized piece of bread out into the trash before it was collected. :rolleyes:

I probably shouldn't be left alone :lol::unsure:

Glad you're OK! Too bad we weren't together. What a team we would have made! I managed to spill a glass of apple juice all over the counter, counter chair and floor- what a sticky mess!!!!!!!. Got on my hands and knees and cleaned it as best I could. Hubby washed floor when he got home from work (he really is Zuperman).

We're in a new house and they never hooked up the vent from the oven to the outside of our house. I made duck in August and we had to use the self clean setting on the oven. Surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off that night. Have paid for someone to hook it up correctly since then.

We did return home from the movies one night and evidently our alarm was going off for 4 hours ("Carbon Monoxide Detected"). We had left the windows open because it was warm but called the fire department anyway (the 7 kids next door LOVED that). Turns out that because my husband installed hard wood floors (and did a lot of cutting wood on the first floor of our house) without covering the smoke detectors, small particles finally set the detectors off.

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Loey Rising Star

Glad yer okay lady!! Be careful! Were you lost in thought, living vicariously thru Jess's upcoming 2 nights of 'rectification'??

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm following Jess's lead and hoping for one night of rectification! Perhaps after the Haunted Motel (or perhaps there?)!

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Loey Rising Star

:lol: :lol: :lol:

y'all are just jealous :ph34r::P:D :D :D

Not jealous -just old. I do plan on being a copy cat after the Haunted Motel (I hope). It's sad when you can remember the last time and it was months ago.

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Jestgar Rising Star

Well, no need to be jealous. We watched baseball and then fell asleep as soon as we went upstairs. Ah well, I don't have a tv, so no world series for him tonight. :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Well, no need to be jealous. We watched baseball and then fell asleep as soon as we went upstairs.

Hee! Settling into reality.... :P:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Glad you're OK! Too bad we weren't together. What a team we would have made! I managed to spill a glass of apple juice all over the counter, counter chair and floor- what a sticky mess!!!!!!!.

Gawd Loughey--we'd have looked like the Three Two Stooges :lol: I can see it now--running around trying to get rid of the smoke and slipping on the apple juice :lol: :lol:

I'm following Jess's lead and hoping for one night of rectification!

Well now B)

Go fer it, Loughie!!! :D

Loey Rising Star

Gawd Loughey--we'd have looked like the Three Two Stooges :lol: I can see it now--running around trying to get rid of the smoke and slipping on the apple juice :lol: :lol:

Well now B)

Go fer it, Loughie!!! :D

Who's volunteering to be our third stooge?

We'll see how I do at the Haunted Motel. Hopefully I won't fall in the dark and then I can come home and attack Clark. He deserves Superwoman after all the support he's given. I think I mentioned (brain fog) that last year we went to the Haunted Penitentiary in Philly. It was really awesome and extra creepy because it was a real prison. I took a really long time walking through. I actually talked back to the people trying to scare me. I even scared one back - I grabbed his hand (most were in the cells). I imagine it was a cool job for young kids.

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Loey Rising Star

The bruise on the lower part of my face has changed (witch hazel???) and now looks like a zombie stick figure. AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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elye Community Regular

Witch Hazel has already faded it a little. As for what the bruise looks like. Th eye looks like a shiner but the face is more like a peninsula.

Gah! Face like a peninsula?? :lol: Well, I suppose this is better than it being like an isthmus.. . . ..... . not sure why.....just wanted to say that word...

:huh:

:lol:

HAPPY BIRFDAY EM!!!!!!

Have a wonderphul day--whatcha got planned?

Thanks, guys! Dinner out @ a very lovely gluten-free restaurant, then cake back here......got a couple of old friends coming over for drinks.. . . . .....

DH is in no doghouse -- he has dutifully remembered, and got me a high-tech heart-rate monitor. All good!

I'm following Jess's lead and hoping for one night of rectification! Perhaps after the Haunted Motel (or perhaps there?)!

Dear gawd.. . . . ...a woman looking forward to a night of rectification?? .. . . ...... ..

:blink:

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hi Peeps!!!

Quick poop in.....stupid internet comes and goes. dry.gif

Getting a new supplier Tuesday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM-UH-LEE!!!!!!

Hope you have a FAB day biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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mushroom Proficient

Hi Peeps!!!

Quick poop in.....stupid internet comes and goes. dry.gif

Getting a new supplier Tuesday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM-UH-LEE!!!!!!

Hope you have a FAB day biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Wot she said

kareng Grand Master

Well, no need to be jealous. We watched baseball and then fell asleep as soon as we went upstairs. Ah well, I don't have a tv, so no world series for him tonight. :D

Maybe he'll make it to third base. Or hit a home run! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Hope everyone's good biggrin.gif

Hiya Nik :D Miss you round here--hope you get yer internet connection phigured out! We're rectifyin' like crazy, Loughie's phace has turned into a peninsula, me apartment still smells like smoke.....

Ya know, normal psillie stuph :P

Loey Rising Star

Wot she said

Zappy Birfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope it's filed with lots of goodies and yummy treats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darn210 Enthusiast

No need to actually quote Nik when I can just steal her link . . .

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Jestgar Rising Star

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jerseyangel Proficient

Awwww--Alex's conphetti!! :D

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