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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Not sure if this is the same Yeti. He's kinda cute and quiet. Maybe he's a pup?

Looks like he's been dieting and exercising and took a good shower! :lol: He looks good--living at yer place agrees wif him :D

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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All right.. . .. . ..here is not the first appearance of the yeti in Psillyville, but it is an early account on his life with us, and the most memorable post to date on his shenanigans.. .. . . .

Well look at you!!!! . . . Looks like someone knows how to go back into the archives all by herself!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I am eating an amazing breakfast strata I made with hemp milk and a mix of dairy and non-dairy cheeses. The gluten-free bread works really well.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I am eating an amazing breakfast strata I made with hemp milk and a mix of dairy and non-dairy cheeses. The gluten-free bread works really well.

Do you have a friend eating it with you? ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I am eating an amazing breakfast strata I made with hemp milk and a mix of dairy and non-dairy cheeses. The gluten-free bread works really well.

Gluten-free bread does work well with things that need to absorb liquids--bread pudding, stuffing, etc. Yer brekkie sounds good. :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Heeeeloooooo! Twas lost in a kitchen of sugar yesterday! You can smell my house from outside with the garage door shut!

Saw DH in the lobby of our dorms the 2nd day after I had arrived at college. Hadn't met him yet, but just knew he was the one. That night he told my friends that he was going to marry me (was totally wasted out of his mind :rolleyes: ) and called me the next day to ask if he had actually said it :lol: I was still dating the creep from a few pages ago, so I swiftly ended that-thank God-and the rest is history :D

Dear gawd.. . . . ...a woman looking forward to a night of rectification?? .. . . ...... ..

:lol::lol::lol:

Lemme just say, Blue Eyes is all about the journey, not the destination....for him anyway. When I say we were up for hours, I mean literally.....

W...O...W...!!

You eft before work?? Shocking!

:lol::lol::lol:

My ex is almost 10 years younger than I am.....and didn't appear to be interested in learning any skills. This whole thing is quite the adventure for me. BE will start a sentence with "how often do you like..." and I'll answer "Dude! I'm used to 10 minutes twice a month. You're gonna have to help me figure out 'how often'". He seems to think that's a fine idea. :P

Sounds like a keeper ;)

mmmmmm. Not even sure it's 'boyfriend' status. I think we're still just 'dating'. Not sure how you know when it changes.

:lol: :lol:

Maybe after that 3rd date there was a change in status.... :D

It was kinda weird last night. He did the 'I really like you' thing, followed by 'not sure how you feel about me'. Weird because I had been thinking the same thing all day. "What if he says those nice things to every woman?" "How do I know how I really rate in his awesome-o-meter?" "Is this as amazing to him as it is to me?" And then I decided I was being whiny and insecure and it didn't matter, just have fun. :P

That's so cute!!

WTF? That's quite a story!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loey

Ohhhhh, you have no idea!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I met Mark whilst on a date wif another guy.....

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celiac-mommy
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I met Mark whilst on a date wif another guy.....

Scandalous! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Do you have a friend eating it with you? ;)

Hey, all that soft creamy stuff is perfect for sixty year-olds, ya know -- with all them teeth, gum and swallowing issues. . . .. ... :P:lol:

Well look at you!!!! . . . Looks like someone knows how to go back into the archives all by herself!!!!

GAH! I know.. .. ....actually, just lucky. As I was quickly reading through the early pages, I stumbled upon this post of mine.. . . . . for the relative newbies, this is the kind of thing that was transpiring a couple of thousand pages ago.. . . . ... . ..:lol: :lol:

Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ......

So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly wouldn't want that.

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Heeeeloooooo! Twas lost in a kitchen of sugar yesterday! You can smell my house from outside with the garage door shut!

Pics look quite tasty.

Brekky was all on my oddy knocky. BE ditched me last night. He couldn't get his home phone to forward to his Blackberry, and his mom gets too flustered to be able to call his cell when he doesn't answer the home phone. He did invite me back to his place, but I had this fabulous strata in the frig and I wasn't going to let that go to waste. :P

Love the 'first met' stories. :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I met my Hub when we worked at the same movie theater. Didn't like him too much. So obnoxious and bossy. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ......

So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly wouldn't want that.

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: No. Wouldn't want to be silly. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Love the 'first met' stories. :)

At the university pub night. Buck a Beer.

No more need be said. <_<

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Hiya Nik :D Miss you round here--hope you get yer internet connection phigured out! We're rectifyin' like crazy, Loughie's phace has turned into a peninsula, me apartment still smells like smoke.....

Ya know, normal psillie stuph :P

laugh.gif All sounds normal

Look who is living at my house! The Yeti!

He came with a note saying he had been in Nepal, living in the Himalayas. Says," makes random appearances around the foothills of Mt Everest and is the focus of many folkloric tales."

So far he has been quiet and polite.

HOLY HECK.......THE Yeti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh how I miss him *wistful sigh*

Hang on to him K!!....he's a whizz at chores and cooking, picking the kids up etc..etc

Now, if I could just find me Twa peeps blink.gif

For us it depends on how long it's been between. I'm also 11 years older (it was called robbing the cradle when I met him but I guess I'm a cougar now) and have some female issues that can cause me pain. Just want to keep Clark satisfied as it's the least he deserves. We've been together for 22 years. I've had a lot of years of being satisfied so although the journey is still sweet the "rectification" can be painful for me and I'll never let him know that. Use cream, etc.

Glad to know TMI isn't an issue here. Could it also be related to Celiac? I do have a pfunny story about one time when it was impossible to get in .... we did giggle a lot. Perhaps I'm regressing and becoming a virgin again (although I sure don't look like Madonna)!

Loey ph34r.gifph34r.gif

ALL is definitely normal in Psillyville tongue.gif

(Hai Loey! *waves*)

No such thang as TMI...and I do believe you can 're-virginate' yourselph. It heals over after a while wink.gif

GADS - me interwebz have been constant all day (WIH!)...there may be a part deux if I'm lucky........

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I am eating an amazing breakfast strata I made with hemp milk and a mix of dairy and non-dairy cheeses. The gluten-free bread works really well.

Can I have the recipe for the strata, please? I'm going dairy free at this point as I try to find my food allergies. I have two friends coming to visit from NJ next week during NEA conference (YAY). I have some meals planned to cook for them. Not sure I can eat them.

Thanks!

Loey smile.gif

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

In a 9 x13 pan:

butter (I used olive oil) the bottom

put one layer of gluten-free bread (cheap, white. old bread would work well)

spread about a cup of ham, cup of mushrooms, cup of chopped peppers (more or less depending on how much you like these things) Green onions would be good too.

add a layer of cheese, I used Open Original Shared Link It was OK, not great.

add a second layer of everything.

Mix 3 cups of hemp milk with 9 eggs (go a little light on the milk if you have lots of veggies) Add a bit of salt, pepper, garlic to this mix.

Pour over your bread layers. It shouldn't cover the top.

Cover and put in the frig overnight, or up to 48 hours.

Bake 30 minutes covered at 350, then 20 minutes or so uncovered. Let it sit a few minutes before cutting.

The fake cheese didn't melt so it might work better to finish with buttered bread and have a crunchy top instead of a melty top.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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It was kinda weird last night. He did the 'I really like you' thing, followed by 'not sure how you feel about me'. Weird because I had been thinking the same thing all day. "What if he says those nice things to every woman?" "How do I know how I really rate in his awesome-o-meter?" "Is this as amazing to him as it is to me?" And then I decided I was being whiny and insecure and it didn't matter, just have fun. :P

The WTF was in reply to the story about the crazy women your dad (or celiac-momma's dad was bringing home).

As for BE- it most definitely sounds like a relationship. You seem to have hit it off immediately AND also have chemistry going on. I knew Klark was "the one" after the second night. Same thing with my deceased first hubby. And a man who cooks for you and has a sister with celiac, too - how lucky can you get. Klark has a lot of super powers but cooking isn't one of them (except for making awesome spanish tortillas). Did you have them in Spain or the empanadas? Sorry - I tend to tangent trip. I also followed the entire story of BE so I read about your trip to Spain and related to it because I was there twice.

Back to BE - it's normal to have insecurities after not dating for a long time and losing a lot of weight. He sounds sincere. Life is about taking chances (said wisely to me before I gave my email out to someone on the forum and now I have a new friend in my new state biggrin.gif ).

He's probably as confused as you are. Klark broke up with me one time (a year into our relationship). He was living an hour away from me. He told me in the morning before he left for work (sweetly but it knocked me for loop) and I had everything I kept in his apartment packed up before he came home. He got really upset and it turned out it was his job that was upsetting him not our relationship. We've been going strong for 22 years since (married 19 years).

BE is lucky to have someone as special as you and I think that he knows it. Embrace it and enjoy every last minute. God knows with this disease we need all the joy we can get!!! And at the very least you got on the horse again!!!!!

Loey smile.gif

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

In a 9 x13 pan:

butter (I used olive oil) the bottom

put one layer of gluten-free bread (cheap, white. old bread would work well)

spread about a cup of ham, cup of mushrooms, cup of chopped peppers (more or less depending on how much you like these things) Green onions would be good too.

add a layer of cheese, I used Open Original Shared Link It was OK, not great.

add a second layer of everything.

Mix 3 cups of hemp milk with 9 eggs (go a little light on the milk if you have lots of veggies) Add a bit of salt, pepper, garlic to this mix.

Pour over your bread layers. It shouldn't cover the top.

Cover and put in the frig overnight, or up to 48 hours.

Bake 30 minutes covered at 350, then 20 minutes or so uncovered. Let it sit a few minutes before cutting.

The fake cheese didn't melt so it might work better to finish with buttered bread and have a crunchy top instead of a melty top.

Thanks for the quick reply. I'll make it for hubby and guests. Too many things I'm not trying yet (wahhhh). Luckily I love jasmine ice omelets and they agree with me. Also tolerating salads and a few other things. Still trying to stay away from anything that can make the pain from the ulcer worse (2 weeks until biopsy).

I'm a mess!!! The bruise is starting to fade. Still have a major shiner and the stick figure zombie is kind of cute. Thinking of naming him. Any suggestions for a psilly name wood be appreciated.

Loey rolleyes.gif

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I don't know his past history with everyone, but so far he seems like an easy pet. Had to set down a few rules:

Don't eat the dog or the neighbors dog

Wipe the mud off those big feet on the rug at the door

No one eats the gluten-free cookies or pretzels without written approval

Shower everyday and use shampoo ( will need to get more for the boys shower)

No friends over if no adult is home

Ka-reighn...you might want to add 'conditioner' to the use of shampoo.

His hair fur was never the same after the incident in Jess's lab....gets awful tangles without conditioner rolleyes.gif

Still following the story of BE

Yeah! Me too!!

It's like a Mills and Boon biggrin.gif (do you have those books?)

Met hubby 'cos I was dating his brother ph34r.gifwink.gif

Did I tell yooz guys I went away the other weekend with two girls on a 'Fitness Fiesta'??

It's where you go to all manner of fitness classes all day long .....and the bar with entertainment in the eve. Fri-Sun

...as PadT would say ...'Oye' rolleyes.gif

I think I'm still recovering cool.gif ...pics are on da book but they oddly only show us in the bar - none of us exercising ALL day long laugh.gif

Twas a riot but SOOooo exhausting - am going again in March! (next time I'm going tee total)

In other news I had me a root canal yesterday sad.gif ....would rather givE BIRTH methinks dry.gif

Night all!! sleep.gif

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Met hubby 'cos I was dating his brother ph34r.gifwink.gif

Wow!! Sounds like a bit of a sticky wicket? :P

Did I tell yooz guys I went away the other weekend with two girls on a 'Fitness Fiesta'??

Saw the picks on Da Book--yous all looked like like you were havin' a phab time :D

Nitey nite Nik -_-

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Ok, definitely going to bed now....just had to share this FAB ad with yooz

Hope you can open the link ..... youtube sometimes have peculiar rules over which country can view certain things dry.gif

(Jess, I KNEW it was Heathrow instantly!)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Ka-reighn...you might want to add 'conditioner' to the use of shampoo.

His hair fur was never the same after the incident in Jess's lab....gets awful tangles without conditioner rolleyes.gif

I'm thinking this may be a young Yeti (maybe not the same one?). He is sleeping alot and playing video games with the boys. School was closed today because the teachers haven't had a day off in 2 weeks.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm thinking this may be a young Yeti (maybe not the same one?). He is sleeping alot and playing video games with the boys. School was closed today because the teachers haven't had a day off in 2 weeks.

He did look like a young'un....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Ok, definitely going to bed now....just had to share this FAB ad with yooz

Hope you can open the link ..... youtube sometimes have peculiar rules over which country can view certain things dry.gif

(Jess, I KNEW it was Heathrow instantly!)

Tis phab--I was looking fer the two of you! :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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(Jess, I KNEW it was Heathrow instantly!)

Wow! That's how you welcome people in your country?

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