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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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It would fit on my entire hand. They're very religious so it definitely wouldn't go over well.

Loey

They likely wouldn't even recognise it as a condom - - you could pass it off as a nice, coloUrless balloon. .. . .... . ..um, unless it has a reservoir end.. . . . .. . ... :lol:

Phrequently driven over the Skookumchuck on my way to Seattle. Always makes me giggle at such a horrible name!

It is probably another word for "snow" in Inuit. .. . .. . ..

My son has the Jesus action figure 'with gliding motion' It's phabulous!!

OMG. . . .. . ....:lol:. . . . I thought this was simply a joke. .. .one can buy Jesus Christ action figures? I suppose Mattel's really got you with all of the accessories you feel forced to buy right along with him, like the robe, crown of thorns, snap-on crucifix. . .. . . ..... . ..I'll bet there is an expandable, fold-up creche. Is there a Mary Magdelene action figure? Gawd, you're looking at real bucks if you buy the big Last Supper table, and the accompanying Twelve Disciple action figures. . ... . . .. . this whole thing gets really expensive... :unsure:

:lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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OMG. . . .. . ....:lol:. . . . I thought this was simply a joke. .. .one can buy Jesus Christ action figures? I suppose Mattel's really got you with all of the accessories you feel forced to buy right along with him, like the robe, crown of thorns, snap-on crucifix. . .. . . ..... . ..I'll bet there is an expandable, fold-up creche. Is there a Mary Magdelene action figure? Gawd, you're looking at real bucks if you buy the big Last Supper table, and the accompanying Twelve Disciple action figures. . ... . . .. . this whole thing gets really expensive... :unsure:

:lol:

Instead of Tea Parties with Dolls, kids have last suppers with gluten free bread and grape juice.

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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See, told ya:

Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Skookumchuck:

Skookum means "strong" or "powerful", and "chuck" means water, so skookumchuck means "rapids" or "whitewater" (literally, "strong water"). It can mean any rapids, but in coastal usage refers to the powerful tidal rapids at the mouths of most of the major coastal inlets.

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celiac-mommy
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BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4'' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Instead of Tea Parties with Dolls, kids have last suppers with gluten free bread and grape juice.

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:huh:

:lol:

So I was taking a look at the "Last Supper After Dinner Mints" and the Jesus Bandaids and found these

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If I had found them in a store, I would have bought them for Smackl.

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Darn210
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BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4'' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

How did we survive without this website?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Instead of Tea Parties with Dolls, kids have last suppers with gluten free bread and grape juice.

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Not to mention munching on Last Supper After Dinner Mints, and sticking Jesus Bandages on him to stanch the flow of blood :o Cannae believe this whole this is for real and not some phreaking joke :lol:

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celiac-mommy
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:huh:

:lol:

So I was taking a look at the "Last Supper After Dinner Mints" and the Jesus Bandaids and found these

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If I had found them in a store, I would have bought them for Smackl.

We have a little novelty store in the Alphabet Dist. here that must have a direct line to this store. You can find all this stuff there! Many stores here do have the bacon bandaids :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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See, told ya:

..... and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action

... .A veritable Holy Roller. . . . . . . :rolleyes:

OMG. . . . those squirrelly underpants... .. . . . .are heelarrus.. .. . and really sick.......... . :lol:. .. . um, I would love the opportunity to meet the individual who thought this up, but at the same time I would be terrified to do so . . . . .. . ...

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Jestgar
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OMG. . . . those squirrelly underpants... .. . . . .are heelarrus.. .. . and really sick.......... . :lol:. .. . um, I would love the opportunity to meet the individual who thought this up, but at the same time I would be terrified to do so . . . . .. . ...

They need to dress up to go out to eat:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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... .A veritable Holy Roller. . . . . . . :rolleyes:

OMG. . . . those squirrelly underpants... .. . . . .are heelarrus.. .. . and really sick.......... . :lol:. .. . um, I would love the opportunity to meet the individual who thought this up, but at the same time I would be terrified to do so . . . . .. . ...

I think I may start a dress code for the squirrels that dine at my backyard cafe.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Awww, now ain't that sweet!! My energy company!! in Nevada!! send me an e-card, using up energy and broadband width, wishing me a Merry Christmas (and no doubt hoping I will be using more energy in my condo which is leased out to someone else who is paying the bills :lol: )

:P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Awww, now ain't that sweet!! My energy company!! in Nevada!! send me an e-card, using up energy and broadband width, wishing me a Merry Christmas (and no doubt hoping I will be using more energy in my condo which is leased out to someone else who is paying the bills :lol: )

:lol:

This sounds much like the situation 'round here... . . . . ...ever since we've cut our Christmas card-receivers list, and now eliminated the list completely, the cards coming in are few and far between. This year, our mantle is thus far sporting four lovely cards: one from our kids' orthodontist (more a thank-you note for paying his rent for the past six years), the yearly card from the salesman who sold me my used car five years ago, wishing me and my family all the very best; a large, sporty card from the Girls' Hockey Association asking festively if I have more time to volunteer in the new year, ANNNNND a cute card from our veterinarian's office, signed by all the tecs (again, a 'thank you for contributing to our salaries with your multiple-animal household').

So personal and heartfelt, this time of year is. . . . . . . ..

:rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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They likely wouldn't even recognise it as a condom - - you could pass it off as a nice, coloUrless balloon. .. . .... . ..um, unless it has a reservoir end.. . . . .. . ... :lol:

It is probably another word for "snow" in Inuit. .. . .. . ..

OMG. . . .. . ....:lol:. . . . I thought this was simply a joke. .. .one can buy Jesus Christ action figures? I suppose Mattel's really got you with all of the accessories you feel forced to buy right along with him, like the robe, crown of thorns, snap-on crucifix. . .. . . ..... . ..I'll bet there is an expandable, fold-up creche. Is there a Mary Magdelene action figure? Gawd, you're looking at real bucks if you buy the big Last Supper table, and the accompanying Twelve Disciple action figures. . ... . . .. . this whole thing gets really expensive... :unsure:

:lol:

There are several. Go on Amazon. There are figures with accessories and even a talking Jesus that spouts the scripture. Anything for money I suppose. I'm curious if Tony reacts to the condom. He just hasn't been into Christmas for a few years (other than money) so we hope it will give him a laff. BTW, Clark's snoring turned out to be a cold which I promptly caught. Making my famous Jewish Penicillin and feel so crappy I'm skipping my painting class (I also don't want to spread it to any of my classmates).

(((HUGS)))

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I think I may start a dress code for the squirrels that dine at my backyard cafe.

LOL laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Instead of Tea Parties with Dolls, kids have last suppers with gluten free bread and grape juice.

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That reminds me of a story about my son Tony. We had three deaths in a 6 month period (both of our moms and Clark's brother). At one of the funerals Tony leaned over to Rob and said "Daddy, I really don't want to drink blood today." He had never had Holy Communion but he had been to so many funerals that he was afraid he had to drink it. He was also afraid of old people (hope he's not afraid of me now -LOL).

BTW, bit the bullet and called my current GI to cancel my second EGD and tell them I was transferring to another doctor. They just called and were very nice and said that as soon as I sign a release form they'll send my records. My appointment with the new GI is only a week after the procedure I cancelled (January 20). YAY!!!!!

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I find this whole concept of openness about sex highly entertaining, coming from a repressed family myself. BE told me last night that his SIL asked him once at a family dinner if he and his previous-long-term-girlfriend had good sex. I just stared at him. "she ASKED you???" In my family we pretend that the whole silly business doesn't exist.

Here it is.

Loey

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Here it is.

Loey

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sold stickly as a novelty gag gift item

:blink:

Love it when I find typos on websites :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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sold stickly as a novelty gag gift item

:blink:

Love it when I find typos on websites :lol:

I read as " sold sticky". :ph34r:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I read as " sold sticky". :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I read as " sold sticky". :ph34r:

I did at first, too :D The eye sees what it expects to see, or thinks it sees, before it actually SEES. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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sold stickly as a novelty gag gift item

:blink:

Love it when I find typos on websites :lol:

I read as " sold sticky". :ph34r:

I would bet that it is not a typo. . .. ... .. .some interestingly creative pholks working in marketing and advertizing, these days.. . . . . :lol:

The eye sees what it expects to see, or thinks it sees, before it actually SEES. :P

.. . . ....Or wants to see, if one is a Freudian. . . .. ..... :rolleyes:

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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So you're blaming the old keyboard, too.

But of course! And the cold weather, the oil spiel, and the tax-man!

:huh:

:lol:

So I was taking a look at the "Last Supper After Dinner Mints" and the Jesus Bandaids and found these

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If I had found them in a store, I would have bought them for Smackl.

Very crispy! I might have to get some of those bakin' bandages. Very delicious!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Instead of Tea Parties with Dolls, kids have last suppers with gluten free bread and grape juice.

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BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

11377__86819_zoom.webp

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4'' (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

This was actually modelled on me (before I dyed my hair dark )

.....no wait unsure.gif I only have FOUR cats

Loving that website laugh.gif

They even have an absinthe range!!

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