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Jestgar Rising Star

It's still only 2 degrees, though.

:blink: :blink:


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Now remember, I didn't even go through the first one, and I am starting to get a big jangled. We had the assessors through here last week but that may not be the end of it :blink:

Oh well, keeps ya on yer toes!!! :lol:

Good Lord! Maybe you should drag out some handcuffs (like no one has a pair hidden in their closet... :ph34r: ) and cuff yerselph to the bed!

:lol::lol:

We have about 8 inches of snow here. It isn't moving or shaking, just sort of sitting there. It's 11 F so its cold, too.

I want some please...

Today looks like the calm before the (next) storm--due tomorrow. It's nice to see the sun again....

What's this sun you speak of? Streets are flooding in my hood <_<

But March 10th, I'll be on a beach.... ALONE.... Soakin up the rays!!! :D

10 to 12 here. .. . . . ... .. .. ... B)

I WANT SOME!!!!!!! stomping.gif

Saw the new GI today and I REALLY like him.

Yay!!!!

elye Community Regular

WOW, Leeeesargh embedded not simply an online pic, but an entire moving website!!. . . . . ..... . . .We can do this?. . . . . ....jeez Louise, no more having to click on a copied and pasted URL. .. . . .. ...must try this. . ... . ...

:huh:

Gah.. . . ..tried to use the "copy and paste URL in real time" option....thought that might be the way, but got a huge mumbo-jumbo addy. . . . ..

:huh:

How in hell does one DO that??

Ahhhh, here it is the old fashioned way - - we had George singin' about the sun, here is Annie for you wet west coasters. . .. . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast

WOW, Leeeesargh embedded not simply an online pic, but an entire moving website!!. . . . .

T'was nae lost on me!

Our Leese is a technical wizard!!ohmy.gif

GAH!!

Tis blocked in me country rolleyes.gif

How's all me snowed in peeps??

LOW-eee!! Hope you get some answers from the new GI

Now't to say....SOOOooo ridiculously tired (doing the training for, but not running the London Marathon) - crikey ! Maybe it's too much to ask of this body at 41 yrs?? unsure.gif

It's kicking my ARSE!!

Is it bed time yet?happy.gif

curlyfries Contributor

WOW, Leeeesargh embedded not simply an online pic, but an entire moving website!!. . . . . ..... . . .We can do this?. . . . . ....jeez Louise, no more having to click on a copied and pasted URL. .. . . .. ...must try this. . ... . ...

:huh:

Gah.. . . ..tried to use the "copy and paste URL in real time" option....thought that might be the way, but got a huge mumbo-jumbo addy. . . . ..

:huh:

How in hell does one DO that??

I haven't got the foggiest idea :blink: I was just doin my usual copy and paste.....and there it was! :unsure:

Ahhhh, here it is the old fashioned way - - we had George singin' about the sun, here is Annie for you wet west coasters. . .. . .

I thought this was gonna be Little Orphan Annie singing ♫♪♫"The sun'll come out.....tomorrow!"♫♪♫

T'was nae lost on me!

Our Leese is a technical wizard!!ohmy.gif

Well.....ya know.......I.......um.......could explain it to you, but........well........it's complicated, and....well.....I wouldn't want to make anyone feel........y'know........daft, or anything.

:huh:

yeah.....that's it :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor

I found out that our 2 degree(F) temp this morning netted a 15 below windchill. :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master

I found out that our 2 degree(F) temp this morning netted a 15 below windchill. :ph34r:

Ditto for here too! More snow coming on Sunday ( last I heard, these things change).


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Ditto for here too! More snow coming on Sunday ( last I heard, these things change).

I try not to mention that 4-letter word.

curlyfries Contributor

Gotta go venture out into the c-c-c-cold (another 4-letter word) to pick up my grandbaby from the sitter and take my brother grocery shopping. Anybody else need any favors while I'm out?

kareng Grand Master

Gotta go venture out into the c-c-c-cold (another 4-letter word) to pick up my grandbaby from the sitter and take my brother grocery shopping. Anybody else need any favors while I'm out?

I'll take a baby boy and a 6 pack of Bards.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Our kids are made of hardier stock. We don't get delays or cancellations as often as you do :P

Keep in mind that I live much further North than you . . . our weather is usually much more severe . . . <snicker>

Gotta go venture out into the c-c-c-cold (another 4-letter word) to pick up my grandbaby from the sitter and take my brother grocery shopping. Anybody else need any favors while I'm out?

Twas suppose to run errands today and could nae convince meselph to leave me home. Nothing that couldn't wait a day or two. Doing laundry instead.

Meatloaf for supper. Why is it that I hated meatloaf as a kid and now it's one of my favourites.

jerseyangel Proficient

Why is it that I hated meatloaf as a kid and now it's one of my favourites.

I know...me too..... :unsure:

mushroom Proficient

I've never hated meat loaf because I never got it as a kid :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Meatloaf for supper. Why is it that I hated meatloaf as a kid and now it's one of my favourites.

I used to not really like it either. Maybe because my mom made it with no seasoning every week! Hated ham & bean soup for the same reason. Jess has turned my Hub & I on to it.

Jestgar Rising Star

I used to not really like it either. Maybe because my mom made it with no seasoning every week! Hated ham & bean soup for the same reason. Jess has turned my Hub & I on to it.

:lol: :lol:

I hated meatloaf as a kid and have never eaten it as an adult. Maybe you could share your recipe...

jerseyangel Proficient

I used to not really like it either. Maybe because my mom made it with no seasoning every week!

Mine too--it was bland and greasy. I love mine, if I say so myself, and it smells incredible.

kareng Grand Master

Mine too--it was bland and greasy. I love mine, if I say so myself, and it smells incredible.

Maybe you should share the recipe. 3 at my house would like it. The other one is just a s :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: sometimes about food. Karma is rough. He keeps dating vegetarians!

curlyfries Contributor

I'll take a baby boy and a 6 pack of Bards.

Oh darn......I had already left.

Sorry......maybe next time.

Keep in mind that I live much further North than you . . . our weather is usually much more severe . . . <snicker>

Pfffftttt! :rolleyes:

You're about, what........maybe 20 minutes, half an hour tops from me?

I'll bet you get better road plowage in your neck o' the woods :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Maybe you should share the recipe. 3 at my house would like it. The other one is just a s :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: sometimes about food. Karma is rough. He keeps dating vegetarians!

Yep, meatloaf recipes MUST be shared!!!...... never even had it ...but want to!!tongue.gif

nikki-uk Enthusiast

UGH!!dry.gif

Did I tell you guys we're FINALLY getting a new kitchen?? Complete remodel.

Sounds good - but Tel's going to have to fit it himself ('cos they want silly £££'s to fit eet!!)

.....so we've got until the 1st of Feb to get EVERYTHING prepped and ready.

Allowing for Tel's joints this is a slow process, I'm helping where possible....he's currently chasing (drilling) out channels in the walls for the wiring for under cupboard lighting.

GAWD! That dust goes ALL over the house mad.gif

Most of me cupboards have been pulled off the walls - living with most of the kitchen in the living room AND have to somehow get the kitchen cleaned up everyday enough to do dinner.

Just the plastering, new ceiling (ph34r.gif) lining the walls - levelling the floor - tiling the floor, painting the walls to go!

No, not stressful at all rolleyes.gif

WAH!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Wow, a gnu kitchen, Gnick! Tres exciting . . . . .. . ..!!

I try not to mention that 4-letter word.

Hey, psnaough ain't no four-letter word. . . .... . .. .:rolleyes:

I'll bet you get better road plowage in your neck o' the woods :P

Our city probably has one o' the best systems in North America.. .. . . 'cause we have to be prepared for so much FRICKIN' psnaough. . .... . today is bitter outside, but very little white stuff so far this winter. The city should have a fair-sized surplus in the budget by the end of the year, and will they fund new school programs or establish further senior/community access care with it? Nope.....they will hire some new middle managers.. . .. ... . .:angry:

LOVE meatloaf.

I bookmarked this recipe some time ago, and we all love it. I add extra fresh garlic....

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mushroom Proficient

Just the plastering, new ceiling (ph34r.gif) lining the walls - levelling the floor - tiling the floor, painting the walls to go!

Sounds like you should be able to get that done easily in time for dinner Sunday night :P - hey, you're almost there :lol:

(On a sympathetic note, WAHH!!!! - hate, hate, hate kitchen remodels! (the process, not the end result :D )

jerseyangel Proficient

Maybe you should share the recipe.

Sorry Kerrighnne--we've been out all day. Here's my "recipe"....I don't measure or anything, just dump, mix, and bake.

Meatloaph

Pound and a half or so of ground meat

2 slices bread

milk (or sub--even water)

egg

ketchup

medium sized onion

salt & pepper

Finely mince onion, saute in a little olive oil until soft and set aside to cool. Preheat oven to 350.

Tear bread into small pieces and put into large bowl. Pour enough milk over it to soak and let it absorb for a couple minutes. Add egg, ketchup (about 1/2 cup), salt, pepper, and onion and combine. Add the meat and mix well.

Shape into a loaf and bake (I line pan with non-stick foil) and bake for about one hour.

Did I tell you guys we're FINALLY getting a new kitchen?? Complete remodel.

Sounds great Nik!! It'll be a pain in the butt for a while but the result will be so worth it!!

Jestgar Rising Star

For those of you who actually know English:

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elye Community Regular

For those of you who actually know English:

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:lol: Good fodder to use in my teaching. . . . . ....

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