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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

I think this lava cooled a little while ago :P


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Jestgar Rising Star

Sounds a bit like a Catholic "pre-confession" - "Father, I am going to sin tomorrow...." How many Hail Mary's for a pre-confession?

Happy to pay anything for a pre-confession (although I may already be too late :ph34r: :ph34r: )

ah well.

Listening well to Shroomie's tales since Seattle is on the 'to-do' list for THE BIG ONE.

hmm

scared cats...check

extra blankets...check

additional heat source....see item one

extra food...eggs in the back yard

what else?

kareng Grand Master

Happy to pay anything for a pre-confession (although I may already be too late :ph34r: :ph34r: )

ah well.

Listening well to Shroomie's tales since Seattle is on the 'to-do' list for THE BIG ONE.

hmm

scared cats...check

extra blankets...check

additional heat source....see item one

extra food...eggs in the back yard

what else?

Extra :

wine

Chicken food

Cat food

Pretzels

Boyfriend

Jestgar Rising Star

Extra :

wine

Chicken food

Cat food

Pretzels

Boyfriend

Dangit!! Currently finishing off the wine. :angry: Let's hope it holds off for a trip to Costco.

chickens can eat grass. cats can eat chickens - no wait- that's my food source......I'll think on that

extra boyfriend? I'm having enough trouble keeping one. (He took me out for gluten-free hamburgers yesterday :):wub: :wub: ) and anyway, he has fireplaces and heat, so if worse comes to worse I'm hauling that cats and chickens to his house.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Happy to pay anything for a pre-confession (although I may already be too late :ph34r: :ph34r: )

ah well.

Listening well to Shroomie's tales since Seattle is on the 'to-do' list for THE BIG ONE.

hmm

scared cats...check

extra blankets...check

additional heat source....see item one

extra food...eggs in the back yard

what else?

I'm just glad you didn't say, "see item one" after 'extra food'! :o

:lol: :lol:

I have 18 boxes of Chex (various flavors), 3 boxes of Kix and about 6 boxes of Gorilla Munch/Koala Krisp.... Let me know if you need some ;) If worse comes to worse, I've got 2 rubbermaid containers full of fondant :huh:

kareng Grand Master

Dangit!! Currently finishing off the wine. :angry: Let's hope it holds off for a trip to Costco.

chickens can eat grass. cats can eat chickens - no wait- that's my food source......I'll think on that

extra boyfriend? I'm having enough trouble keeping one. (He took me out for gluten-free hamburgers yesterday :):wub: :wub: ) and anyway, he has fireplaces and heat, so if worse comes to worse I'm hauling that cats and chickens to his house.

Didn't mean extra BF. Just have him available , within easy reach, incase of emergency

mushroom Proficient

Listening well to Shroomie's tales since Seattle is on the 'to-do' list for THE BIG ONE.

hmm

scared cats...check

extra blankets...check

additional heat source....see item one

extra food...eggs in the back yard

what else?

Battery powered radio (had to sit in the car)

Flashlight (with batteries)

Candles (not the romantic kind :D ) and something to keep them from falling over and setting the house on fire

Drinking water

Plastic-lined bucket to poop in :P

Broom and mop

Something (or someone) to hold on to

Some way of boiling water (see drinking water above, if you aren't planning on coffee or tea)


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elye Community Regular

Now just how many cities do you know that have a suburb called Marshland??? :lol: The most unlikely soil type for a city yer ever heard of. Houses built in "Marshland" have to have poles inserted (can't remember how many now) meters into the "soil" - something like 30 feet :o for a foundation.

Lemme guess... . . .. ... basements are a rarity down there.. . . . . ...

hmm

scared cats...check

extra blankets...check

additional heat source....see item one

extra food...eggs in the back yard

what else?

Battery powered radio (had to sit in the car)

Flashlight (with batteries)

Candles (not the romantic kind :D ) and something to keep them from falling over and setting the house on fire

Drinking water

Plastic-lined bucket to poop in :P

Broom and mop

Something (or someone) to hold on to

Some way of boiling water (see drinking water above, if you aren't planning on coffee or tea)

Sub-standard poodles (dunno what in hell they're good for, but they would be here, ready for anything).. . . .. .

Extra Insulin and syringes....

OMG.... . . ...something SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than all of those things....

WODKA!!

mushroom Proficient

Lemme guess... . . .. ... basements are a rarity down there.. . . . . ...

Sub-standard poodles (dunno what in hell they're good for, but they would be here, ready for anything).. . . .. .

Extra Insulin and syringes....

OMG.... . . ...something SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than all of those things....

WODKA!!

Yep, ours is one of the few basements in these parts :o Had the hammer the architect over the head to do it 'cos he'd never done one :unsure:

WODKA, definightly, much WOKDA (and scotch, and Bacardi; all the wine in the cellar survived - one bottle came shooting out and made a soft landing in a basket :D . Hubs went over da hill this a.m. for a few things missing from our supplies - everything deserted except grocery stores and petrol stations. Many people leaving town :unsure: Sludgy silt everywhere from liquefaction - peeps just shoveling dirt. Other peeps in store with bandages. They are concentrating on getting live people out - those obviously dead are being left for now :o sitting in their crushed cars and buses. The biggest hotel in town looks close to collapse - one of the newer ones.

elye Community Regular

Many people leaving town :unsure: Sludgy silt everywhere from liquefaction - peeps just shoveling dirt. Other peeps in store with bandages. They are concentrating on getting live people out - those obviously dead are being left for now :o sitting in their crushed cars and buses. The biggest hotel in town looks close to collapse - one of the newer ones.

Mygawd, Neroli. . . . . ..it's so sudden, and terrible.. . . .like you have been thrown into a disaster movie. Hang in there!

kareng Grand Master

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUSSELL!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Yep, ours is one of the few basements in these parts :o Had the hammer the architect over the head to do it 'cos he'd never done one :unsure:

WODKA, definightly, much WOKDA (and scotch, and Bacardi; all the wine in the cellar survived - one bottle came shooting out and made a soft landing in a basket :D . Hubs went over da hill this a.m. for a few things missing from our supplies - everything deserted except grocery stores and petrol stations. Many people leaving town :unsure: Sludgy silt everywhere from liquefaction - peeps just shoveling dirt. Other peeps in store with bandages. They are concentrating on getting live people out - those obviously dead are being left for now :o sitting in their crushed cars and buses. The biggest hotel in town looks close to collapse - one of the newer ones.

Just awful :( I'm so glad you're OK. Praying for all of yous ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RASH-SHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Oye--gots the phlu.....been in bed fer the last 2 days. I don't think I've had as many illnesses in the last 5 years combined as I have had this year. <_< Different climate maybe?

Shroomie--I have been watchin a lot of TV and have been phollowing what has happened to yer beautiful city and peeps :(

Gonna lay back down now. :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUSSELL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RASH-SHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Me three! Happy B!

I got sump'n too PT. Shivering and sweating in turns.

jerseyangel Proficient

I got sump'n too PT. Shivering and sweating in turns.

Tis the creepin' crud, I tell ya! :angry:

kareng Grand Master

Me three! Happy B!

I got sump'n too PT. Shivering and sweating in turns.

This has nothing to do with BE?

Then you are sick!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Awwww Shucks :wub:

Thanks my peeps!

You guys better all get better soon! I'll change my birthday wish to that!!! :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

You guys better all get better soon! I'll change my birthday wish to that!!! :wub:

I'd stick with the snow. We'll all get better, but the snow's questionable (here).

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'd stick with the snow. We'll all get better, but the snow's questionable (here).

Yeah, that big orange ball right now in the sky surrounded by bits of blue is NOT snow <_<

Weathermen piss me off!

elye Community Regular

************************RAHSHYELLLE!*****************************

TIILYKKE MED FODSELSDAGEN!!!

(Danish)

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Now, listen, my Royal Subjects. . . . . ....I thought I had made it explicidly clear that there was to be NO MORE illness in this kingdom for the next hundred pages! What in hell is going on here?

Feel better soon, Paghtee and Jyesss. ... . . . ....I command you!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

************************RAHSHYELLLE!*****************************

TIILYKKE MED FODSELSDAGEN!!!

tak dig skøn dame

jerseyangel Proficient

You guys better all get better soon! I'll change my birthday wish to that!!! :wub:

Tis the sweetest thing :wub:

But you must use yer special birfday wish fer you! :) I think it's actually an edict--Em?? :P

elye Community Regular

But you must use yer special birfday with fer you! :) I think it's actually an edict--Em?? :P

Yes. I Proclaimeth This. Thy will be done.... ;)

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celiac-mommy Collaborator

Tis the sweetest thing :wub:

But you must use yer special birfday wish fer you! :) I think it's actually an edict--Em?? :P

I hate to go all rogue and shtuff but I canknot wish nice things for myselph when my friends are not well! I WON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!

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