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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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One thing this town has plenty of is likker stores :lol: There have been plenty of little nightcaps, I'll tell ya.

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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ack shrrromie. I been thinkin' on ye lass. I' does my hearrt guid t'ken ye're bein' fed.

I'm rrreaadin' (rrre-rrreadin') th' Outlander buiks by Diana Gabaldon. Neow I'm thinkin' in a verra puir Scottich accent, ye ken.

Ah then, when ye come doon to visit Dunedin, the Edinburgh of the southerrrrn hemispherrrre, ye'll feel rrright at hoom.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Welcome back, Judyin Philly. I see you reading along. :)

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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:ph34r:
elye Community Regular
elye
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I'm rrreaadin' (rrre-rrreadin') th' Outlander buiks by Diana Gabaldon.

Ahhhhh... ..Jamie McGregor.. . . . . ...(((((swoooooon)))))) :wub:

I think I sometimes sound a bit like this. . . . . ...:unsure:.. . . ...Och. . . . .

:ph34r:

Etta's still hidin'. .. . ...... .. Come oot, girl!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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For the Queens pleasure:

Open Original Shared Link

i can't figure our how to put the cartoon on directly.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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SHroom-eeee!!!

Thank gaawd you gotz likker to make you forget the lack of phood variety! wacko.gif

I'm rrreaadin' (rrre-rrreadin') th' Outlander buiks by Diana Gabaldon. Neow I'm thinkin' in a verra puir Scottich accent, ye ken.

...been reading 'em (fffffirrrrst time) for 'bout a year now.

Still on A breath of snow & ashes ....... not been reading muchly ph34r.gif

Ahhhhh... ..Jamie McGregor.. . . . . ...(((((swoooooon)))))) :wub:

I think I sometimes sound a bit like this. . . . . ...:unsure:.. . . ...Och. . . . .

Jamie Fraser aye??....but dinna fash yerself your maj wink.gif

OH!!!!.....

Did you think I'd phorgot??

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH

and no return!! tongue.gif

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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For the Queens pleasure:

Open Original Shared Link

i can't figure our how to put the cartoon on directly.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH

and no return!! tongue.gif

:D :D :D

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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I tried to post this yesterday.... fail... that's what the :ph34r: was... don't know how to back out of a post.

This is Chilli.. eating a Cheerio donut.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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This is Chilli.. eating a Cheerio donut.

aaaawwwwwww :wub: :wub: :wub:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I tried to post this yesterday.... fail... that's what the :ph34r: was... don't know how to back out of a post.

This is Chilli.. eating a Cheerio donut.

So cute!

Years ago, our zoo had a little building with a climbable rock wall inside. It waas caged. They tried to keep about 10 chinchillas in it. You had to go in the double doors & close them quickly because you can't keep a chinchilla in a regular caging material. They would run around in the building. J was about 1 1/2 & in a little stroller. The chinchillas kept runnning up and grabbing his shoelaces & chewing the end of the diaper bag strap. Some parents were horrified that the kids would get bit & ran out. We had the best time. :P

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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You mean....lots like this???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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They won't bite... unless you roll in raisins first... then they mistake your finger for a raisin. Which brings up a gluten question (anybody else got hideously dry skin)...oh, wrong thread.. ;):huh:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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They won't bite... unless you roll in raisins first... then they mistake your finger for a raisin. Which brings up a gluten question (anybody else got hideously dry skin)...oh, wrong thread.. ;):huh:

Think that guy has a hoarding issue?

The zoo wasn't quite that bad. Once the screaming parents got out, there were alot of the little buggers. J didn't want to go to another part of the zoo but we had to exercise the Red Kangaroos. They liked to jump over baby strollers or be chased by little kids. They would wait until he could catch up then hop a couple of hops away.

Dry skin - Try Cerave cream. gluten-free last time I checked.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Jamie Fraser aye??....but dinna fash yerself your maj wink.gif

Gah! But of course. . . . ..been a while since I was wrapped up in the world of Jamie and Claire.

Who in hell is Jamie McGregor? :huh:

. . Think he was a gastroenterologist I saw a number of years ago.

Wait.. . . . ....is he Jack's drama teacher?.. . .

Um, no.... .. . ...:unsure:. . ...he might be the bloke running as our MPP in the next provincial election .. . . . .. .. ... what in hell. . . ..

You mean....lots like this???

:blink::lol: Chinchilla Smackdown!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Dang, wish I had some bandwidth left this month to watch those videos :( Yeah, our broadband stinks Have to conserve it so we don't revert to dial-up. :ph34r:

Your Majesty, Qween Emily, I just saw the most fantastic thing last night, a royal accountrement that should be part of your kkweenliness. T'was in a dream, we wuz in London, and Her Majesty Kween Elizabeth II came by, floating as it were on a Royal Carpet. T'was a magnificent sight with her majesty smiling and graceful and her carpet transporting her elegantly above all the sludge and filth below, just hovering above the ground, floating over ponds and rivers and lifting her up if anything impeded her path. Kept her away from the riff-raff too. Don't you think this would make a fine addition to your inventory of Kweenly tatt, like besmirched robes, jewel-missing crowns, and slightly bent scepters?

elye Community Regular
elye
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T'was in a dream, we wuz in London, and Her Majesty Kween Elizabeth II came by, floating as it were on a Royal Carpet. T'was a magnificent sight with her majesty smiling and graceful and her carpet transporting her elegantly above all the sludge and filth below, just hovering above the ground, floating over ponds and rivers and lifting her up if anything impeded her path.

:lol: :lol: LOVE dreams like this. ... . ..

Yes, absolutely, a Royal Magic Carpet would be something I could use. Perhaps with a little carpet behind, for the jester. Do these things run on gas? I need to know how much an 8x10 berber gets to the imperial gallon as I would be submitting these receipts as part of my travel expense package.....

elye Community Regular
elye
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I am SO excited for The Ripper. Next week begins the five-night run of his school musical. He is in the chorus, but he's been bumped to the front line as his dancing prowess was quickly noted.

He has been in rehersals every school night until 5:30 pm since mid-January, and it promises to be a terrific, professional show. Yesterday they ran through the entire production wearing all costumes and make-up. He came home, walked into the kitchen, and when I looked at him I thought, "now THERE'S my show kid!" He still had all his make-up on -- full foundation, blush, heavy black eyeliner and his hair slicked back a la Cary Grant. He was so proud of himself. . ...with a huge smile he proclaimed, "I came home on the BUS like this!"

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh Em--I'm so excited for The Ripper!!!!!!!! He is gonna knock it out of the park! :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Kept her away from the riff-raff too. Don't you think this would make a fine addition to your inventory of Kweenly tatt, like besmirched robes, jewel-missing crowns, and slightly bent scepters?

This is a wonderful item for a queen!

I am SO excited for The Ripper. Next week begins the five-night run of his school musical. He is in the chorus, but he's been bumped to the front line as his dancing prowess was quickly noted.

, "now THERE'S my show kid!" He still had all his make-up on -- full foundation, blush, heavy black eyeliner and his hair slicked back a la Cary Grant. He was so proud of himself. . ...with a huge smile he proclaimed, "I came home on the BUS like this!"

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A budding star!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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.with a huge smile he proclaimed, "I came home on the BUS like this!"

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What a showman!!! He is going to have so much fun :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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He was so proud of himself. . ...with a huge smile he proclaimed, "I came home on the BUS like this!"

A few more years and he'll be at the bar like that.

elye Community Regular
elye
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A few more years and he'll be at the bar like that.

Dear gawd. . . ......... :lol: :lol:

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celiac-mommy
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He came home, walked into the kitchen, and when I looked at him I thought, "now THERE'S my show kid!" He still had all his make-up on -- full foundation, blush, heavy black eyeliner and his hair slicked back a la Cary Grant. He was so proud of himself. . ...with a huge smile he proclaimed, "I came home on the BUS like this!"

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