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Loey Rising Star

2 days without new posts! How will we crown a new monarch?

I agree - that's 2 days too long!!!!

Well I had a lovely bit of afternoon delight (TMI?) with Clark while Tony was at the gym. Since we don't know how long the surgery will lay me up we've been like two teenagers. It's like being courted again. I get my meals in bed and quite a bit of pampering. Tony's pampering me also. He's baking gluten-free desserts. He made yummy brownies last night but he baked them in a cookie tray. We had just moved in here last year and he first developed a love for baking during the 2nd semester of school (with a girl he likes). He didn't know where I kept my 8X8 pan and didn't want to mess up the kitchen too badly (he baked them at 2AM to surprise me in the morning). The brownies were awesome. Half were chewy and half were like a chocolate chip cookie. He's doing all the things he knows I want him to do without being asked. This is big because he was fairly rebellious last year after being yanked from NJ and all his friends.

Just in case I'm offline for a while (surgery Tuesday AM) I wanted to thank you all for everything you've done. When I joined last October I was a mess. Living in a new state, sick as !@#$, finding new doctors (and medical conditions) and feeling really lonely when Clark wasn't here. You have all been a lifeline for me. I've learned (and continue to) so much, made amazing friends and above all laughed. You have become my family and I wub.gif you all!!!!

OK, enough soppiness! Time for me to be psilly. Went to see Paul Simon Wednesday night (great concert) and it seems as if ticket master recognizes Clark's credit card number and always seats us behind some strange brew of people. This concert was no different. The people in front of us (around my age) drank a lot of beer and alternately left for the bathroom. Every time one of them got up 5 others had to stand and let them pass. It was like the wave at a football stadium except that's not the way you want it at a concert (especially if you're vertically challenged). So after the first two times we're starting to get angry. By the third time I started laughing which spread to Clark and Tony. I laughed so hard I cried. Finally The upbeat calypso music (Diamonds on The Soles of Her Shoes) went into the Sound of Silence and all was well with the world. We have one concert left (U2) and then we are done until Clark finishes getting his Master's and gets a new job. U2 was a rescheduled concert from last year. We're using that as a vacation and will spend a week in NJ visiting friends. Tony is staying a week longer (he was already approved for the time off at work).

OK, I've chewed your eyes off enough. If I'm not online tomorrow (I might cook two or three dinners in advance) I'll catch up with you as soon as it's comfortable to sit at my computer. Our laptop died so I can't visit from bed or my couch.

Hugs,

Loey


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psawyer Proficient

2 days without new posts! How will we crown a new monarch?

Things are slow. Ah, for the busy days in January of 2009. Susie (DingoGirl) was crowned and then went away for a few days. When she came back, she was no longer queen. It took just two days to push her off the throne. :o

The history of the psilly throne:

Monarch .... Crowned .. Reign

-----------------------------

Richard .. 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly .. 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda ... 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ...... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess ..... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah .... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ...... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess ..... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter .... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily .... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki .... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie .... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet .... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica .... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie .. 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda ... 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie .... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H ... 17-Jan-2009 .. 29

Nikki .... 15-Feb-2009 .. 36

Patti .... 23-Mar-2009 .. 42

Rachel ... 04-May-2009 .. 51

Jess ..... 24-Jun-2009 .. 65

Julie A .. 28-Aug-2009 .. 53

Peter .... 20-Oct-2009 .. 92

Janet .... 20-Jan-2019 .. 86

Rachelle . 16-Apr-2010 .. 63

Emily .... 18-Jun-2010 .. 89

Rachelle . 15-Sep-2010 .. 58

Rachelle . 12-Nov-2010 .. 76 (back-to-back terms)

Emily .... 27-Jan-2011 . 129 and counting

There are fewer of us now than there once were. :(

Jestgar Rising Star

Lo will just have to hurry back (in between visits with Clark ;) ) to start posting.

kareng Grand Master

That song thread has proven to be quite popular. Maybe we could kidnap some people from it. :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

Psilly thread - The Musical?

kareng Grand Master

Psilly thread - The Musical?

I will need soneone who can sing to play me. Or perhaps I can lip sync to Beyonce or Jennifer Hudson?

Went to Parent's Day at Boy Scout Camp. SOOOOOOOO HOT!

92 and really humid. No breeze!

mushroom Proficient

Jeepers, I remember Kansas being dry as a bone (but stinkin' hot); however, that was Augusta. We were staying with a petroleum engineer - no air con :blink: He didn't think t'was especially hot (93 at midnight, mind you :o )


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mushroom Proficient

Only reason I is on here is avoidance of tasks which MUST be done before I leave, and therefore they are getting ignored :unsure:

kareng Grand Master

Only reason I is on here is avoidance of tasks which MUST be done before I leave, and therefore they are getting ignored :unsure:

Please....avoid away!

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm writing a paper. Due tomorrow.

mushroom Proficient

Please....avoid away!

Well, not exactly avoided - it is a protective mechanism. You see, I start one job, create two more, so I figure I am farther ahead by doing nothing :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Things are slow. Ah, for the busy days in January of 2009. Susie (DingoGirl) was crowned and then went away for a few days. When she came back, she was no longer queen. It took just two days to push her off the throne. :o

The history of the psilly throne:

Monarch .... Crowned .. Reign

-----------------------------

Richard .. 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly .. 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda ... 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ...... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess ..... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah .... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ...... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess ..... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter .... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily .... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki .... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie .... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet .... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica .... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie .. 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda ... 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie .... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H ... 17-Jan-2009 .. 29

Nikki .... 15-Feb-2009 .. 36

Patti .... 23-Mar-2009 .. 42

Rachel ... 04-May-2009 .. 51

Jess ..... 24-Jun-2009 .. 65

Julie A .. 28-Aug-2009 .. 53

Peter .... 20-Oct-2009 .. 92

Janet .... 20-Jan-2019 .. 86

Rachelle . 16-Apr-2010 .. 63

Emily .... 18-Jun-2010 .. 89

Rachelle . 15-Sep-2010 .. 58

Rachelle . 12-Nov-2010 .. 76 (back-to-back terms)

Emily .... 27-Jan-2011 . 129 and counting

There are fewer of us now than there once were. :(

Totally loving The Oracles figures!!

Em, still some way to beat our great leader King Richard's reign wink.gif

YeaH, Pseuzhee's 'de-throning' was a blast laugh.gif

Chilly, grEy, rainy 12c (53f) here ...Britain's usual default wevah dry.gif

Jess civkebs in cliques laugh.gif

Nowt much to tell, t'was marshalling for a local 5 mile race at the weekend.

My job was to write down their bib numbers as they some through the finish line. I did like the power the clipboard and pen gave me.... but came a cropper when 5 people all crossed the line altogether & I couldn't get their #'s down quick enough (cue 'clipboard laydee' running after said runners ph34r.gif)

Loey, wishing you all the best for Tuesday - hope to see you back online soon!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Speaking of Nikki . . . anybody notice that she did NOT pinch and punch us a couple o' days ago. What happened Nikki? Turning into a softy are ya'?

elye Community Regular

We have one concert left (U2) and then we are done until Clark finishes getting his Master's and gets a new job. U2 was a rescheduled concert from last year. We're using that as a vacation and will spend a week in NJ visiting friends.

Low! Whilst there for your concert, you may wanna spend some time driving along the NJ freeways checking for hitchhikers - - this made quite a story up here:

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Psilly thread - The Musical?

Gah! Psilly Psinging.. . .... . ..can we manage both simultaneously?

I agree that many o' those blokes over on the song thread have great psilly potential. . . . .think we need to initiate an active recruitment program post haste. In the dying pages of my reign, I will take care of it. . . . .. B)

Totally loving The Oracles figures!!

I KNOW!! :lol: :lol: I was just thinking about whether or not our Oracle would be up to giving us an updated Monarchical Rundown.....and THERE IT IS!

Gnick as Official Clipboard Marshall B):lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Turning in my paper today. The instructions are: analyze one of the following papers - and it's worth 30% of our grade. :blink: I have no idea if I did what he wanted or not.

Only taking one class during summer (maybe) and it's a programming lab with no homework/tests/etc. And only two credits. I am soooo excited about having the summer off (well, except for the intensive stat modules at the end of June). Gonna clean up two years worth of overgrowth around the house. :D

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

****Stumbles into the rabbit hole****

***Gets up and dusts off****

What is this place? And please don't tell me I have to read all 3000 posts to join the conversation. I have tried a few times in the past year that I've been here and I got to about page 10. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

What is this place? And please don't tell me I have to read all 3000 posts to join the conversation. I have tried a few times in the past year that I've been here and I got to about page 10. :lol:

hmmm....well....you will want to read up on yetis, and Chuck Norris. Maybe something about Burundi. And don't be afraid of Em, she only uses that penis sling to frighten, she's really quite harmless.

kareng Grand Master

****Stumbles into the rabbit hole****

***Gets up and dusts off****

What is this place? And please don't tell me I have to read all 3000 posts to join the conversation. I have tried a few times in the past year that I've been here and I got to about page 10. :lol:

Hey GFM! Welcome to the rabbit hole!

It is not required to read all the pages just jump right in. Perhaps tell us something psilly about yourself. If your not sure if your life is psilly, that's OK. Tell us somethings & someone will make it Psilly. :o

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

hmmm....well....you will want to read up on yetis, and Chuck Norris. Maybe something about Burundi. And don't be afraid of Em, she only uses that penis sling to frighten, she's really quite harmless.

:ph34r: <---Is this guy Chuck Norris? He is a bit like a ninja, no?

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Hey GFM! Welcome to the rabbit hole!

It is not required to read all the pages just jump right in. Perhaps tell us something psilly about yourself. If your not sure if your life is psilly, that's OK. Tell us somethings & someone will make it Psilly. :o

Something psilly? hmmm...about the only thing psilly about me is I am part tow-head. First to know what that means gets a gluten-free cookie. :D

kareng Grand Master

Something psilly? hmmm...about the only thing psilly about me is I am part tow-head. First to know what that means gets a gluten-free cookie. :D

Part blond? which part?

:ph34r: this is my all purpose little guy. He could be a ninja, he can mean I said something I'n hiding from or he also takes the place of letters in a "bad" word. S :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: !

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Part blond? which part?

:ph34r: this is my all purpose little guy. He could be a ninja, he can mean I said something I'n hiding from or he also takes the place of letters in a "bad" word. S :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: !

Correct! That is for you to guess! Chocolate chip or K-Too (gluten-free Oreo)?

kareng Grand Master

Correct! That is for you to guess! Chocolate chip or K-Too (gluten-free Oreo)?

I like the K-toos - either Oreo or Towhead.

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

I like the K-toos - either Oreo or Towhead.

K-toos all around then! With a glass of cold coconut beverage to dunk them in. :)

kareng Grand Master

K-toos all around then! With a glass of cold coconut beverage to dunk them in. :)

Hey Psillies! I think we will like this GFM! She brings snacks!

I like the chco ones with red wine & the vanillas with white wine!

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