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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I was taking a trip down memory lane the other day . . . remember when tom use to post nekkid? (HubbaHubba) :lol::lol:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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... . .With all of her running and general sportiness, I wonder if Gnick was involved in this tournament...

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Must share on Da Book....

Holy Cr@p!!! I just blew my own mind!!! Em!!! You are not going to believe this, but I had not clicked on your link until AFTER I had posted about ghtomnass.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Holy Cr@p!!! I just blew my own mind!!! Em!!! You are not going to believe this, but I had not clicked on your link until AFTER I had posted about ghtomnass.

Wow! Is that TTTTTommmmmm right there in front??? :o :o

tom (HubbaHubba) Newbie
tom (HubbaHubba)
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Wow! Is that TTTTTommmmmm right there in front??? :o :o

HA! Never had a pirate beard!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Holy Cr@p!!! I just blew my own mind!!! Em!!! You are not going to believe this, but I had not clicked on your link until AFTER I had posted about ghtomnass.

(((((Twilight Zone Music)))). . .... . . . :unsure:

Wow! Is that TTTTTommmmmm right there in front??? :o :o

Dear gawd, I hope not.. . ... . ..he's not doing nearly as well as I had hoped.. . . . ....

:lol:

tom (HubbaHubba) Newbie
tom (HubbaHubba)
Posted

... . .With all of her running and general sportiness, I wonder if Gnick was involved in this tournament...

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Snickersnicker

30 doesn't seem like a lot. Waiting for reply from Guinness on the record & specifics of nude simultaneous posting. Apparently when such fame-worthy feats are undefined, the nominator can have considerable input, so I started w/ a minimum of 3 posts per participant(sless), no non-nude interstitial postings w/in the 1+ pages while no member participant's post count's standard deviation exceeds 3 sigma above the mean.

(Not to be confused w/ the encouraged-but-not-required-as-long-as-we-dont-all-go-EWWW! non-standard deviations of the typical participant)

tom (HubbaHubba) Newbie
tom (HubbaHubba)
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Dangit my timely posts are in limbo!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just sittin' here by meself . . . gigglin' :lol:

tom (HubbaHubba) Newbie
tom (HubbaHubba)
Posted

At the Spaghetti Whorehouse they pronounce that "jigglin".

what r u wearing?

:D:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nude Golfing at the Spaghetti Whorehouse.. .. .... .now does THAT sound like one of the top ten on the New York Times Bestseller list, er what?

:lol:

Now I'M gigglin'. .. . .. . . ... ....and/or jigglin'.... . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

At the Spaghetti Whorehouse they pronounce that "jigglin".

At my age . . . after a couple of kids . . . not really "jigglin". More like . . . ??? . . . swayin'???

:ph34r:

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

At my age . . . after a couple of kids . . . not really "jigglin". More like . . . ??? . . . swayin'???

:ph34r:

:lol:

Now Janet, do we reallly NEED to know this? :blink:

:lol:

On the other hand, would go well with the hula. Or I can just see you swingin' that old hula hoop left over from your youthful days :rolleyes: What a spectacle!!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

I'll visit the Spaghetti Whorehouse to see what is nekked and jiggling. I`m just dangling drooping. :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

... . .With all of her running and general sportiness, I wonder if Gnick was involved in this tournament...

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T'is me manor too!!!....dear gaaawd - that would NOT be a good look unsure.gifph34r.gif

......OH!

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH

AND GNO RETURN!!!!wink.gif

Got yooz!!. tongue.gif

elye Community Regular
elye
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I'll visit the Spaghetti Whorehouse to see what is nekked and jiggling. I`m just dangling drooping. :blink:

:lol: ....Drooping noodles. .. . ..swaying and jiggling.... .. Middle-aged c.com members posting here, fo sho. ....

Hai, Gnick! :) This very successful mini-golf event should inspire you to organize a similar naked charity event as a 10k, methinks. . . ... . ...

OMG... . ... . .talk about swaying....I sway extensively when I'm running with an armoUr-like bra in place....canna even begin to imagine the activity were I nekkid. . .. ... . . .:blink:. .. . ..

What do you suppose those little white patches are, the ones stuck on all of the golfers' upper arms? A medication delivery system? Saltpeter, perhaps? I would think that the serious players would want absolutely....nothing....obstructing their swing path. . . .. . ...this could well remedy such challenges.

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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What do you suppose those little white patches are, the ones stuck on all of the golfers' upper arms?

Emily made me go look at that dang photo again against my will . . . just to see what these white patches were of which she spoke.

I think they are adhesive pockets . . . where else would they keep their car keys? No! No! No! I don't want to hear any speculation on that!!!!

LaLaLaLaLa <fingers-in-my-ears> I can't hear you.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I am jiggling along on the bus. I

A bit hard to twype whenn we keep hitting bumps!.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

What do you suppose those little white patches are, the ones stuck on all of the golfers' upper arms? A medication delivery system?

Maybe tis a 'bring your own club' event

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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O...M...G...!

Can NOT get picture of nekkid middle-aged psillies jigglin', swayin',and droopin',whilst running, in front of computers, or on the bus, out of my head! :o

Going dancing soon! Now there's an activity not meant for nekkidness! Am picturing bodies spinning...centrifugal forces at work....slippery, sweaty bodies.....tricky, close body contact maneuvers...... whew! Is it warm in here? :blink:

....and I dance with some pretty hot college boys.....Pictures in me brain are going to make dancing difficult today. Won't be needing any blusher on my cheeks today :ph34r:

tom Contributor
tom
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What do you suppose those little white patches are, the ones stuck on all of the golfers' upper arms? A medication delivery system? Saltpeter, perhaps?

I think the white patches are the nudist's reduction of a jersey number/runner's bib.

I would think that the serious players would want absolutely....nothing....obstructing their swing path. . . .. . ...this could well remedy such challenges.

"Remaking your swing or just happy to see me?"

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

"Remaking your swing or just happy to see me?"

Thinking of dancing again....GAHHHH!!!! That could be a serious hazard!

I'm not sure I can go now :unsure:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Going dancing soon! Now there's an activity not meant for nekkidness!

But but . . . .how will Amber & Candi ever pay for college??????

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I think they are adhesive pockets . . . where else would they keep their car keys? No! No! No! I don't want to here any speculation on that!!!!

Wow... . . . ..car keys, credit cards, cash... . . . ...if you're a female golfer we'd also be talking lipstick, hairbrush, kleenex.... . . ...:unsure:. . . ..... . there's no way those li'l patches can hold all that....where do nekkid golfers (and nudists in general) keep all their stuff?.. .. . . .. . ..

Nope...there's just no way. . . . .. . . :unsure:. . . ....

:lol:

I am jiggling along on the bus. I

A bit hard to twype whenn we keep hitting bumps!.

Kherrrighnne, you must be much younger than us swaying-back-and-forth-when-hitting-bumps crowd. . .. ....you're actually jiggling?

Oh, to be young, and a jiggler again. . . . .. ... . . .

I think the white patches are the nudist's reduction of a jersey number/runner's bib.

:lol::lol::lol: OMG. . . . I dunno... this, for some reason, has struck me as SO phunny. Phunnier than anti-arousal medication patch. . . ..

But but . . . .how will Amber & Candi ever pay for college??????

And their pole rentals?. . ....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Kherrrighnne, you must be much younger than us swaying-back-and-forth-when-hitting-bumps crowd. . .. ....you're actually jiggling?

Oh, to be young, and a jiggler again. . . . .. ... . . .

Swaying and jiggling require adequate boobage, of which I am lacking <_<

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Swaying and jiggling require adequate boobage, of which I am lacking <_<

It's really my iPad and fingers trying to type that are swaying and jiggling.

Just saw 6000 sq foot, nice, newish house with expensive pool and landscaping. I could see the quality of the landscaping and patio because it backed right up to the highway. Who builds a nice house with a highway in the backyard?

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