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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Look at my pic on my profile. That was a Halloween costume. I wore a chef jacket and hat and Hub wore black pants, white shirt & tie and a short black waiters apron. You can get them at a uniform store (the kind that sell to nurses). Very comfy. Or one of you could be the waiter and the other a diner if you could find one of those "lobster bibs".

My BIL & SIL dressed as June and Ward cleaver once. Pearls and an old dress.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Make a jumpsuit out of some fluffy material that sheds a lot and go as a gluten molecule.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Welp, if they're family, go as the relatives nobody wants to talk about. You can show up in curlers with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and hand the hostess a burnt pie, or a twinkie cake. Mark can be a half-buttoned wreck with a bottle in a paper bag, and pinch all the women's behinds.

This is a great idea, but Patteigh needs to be the man and Mark the woman....much, MUCH funnier........you'll bring the house down.... :lol:B)

Jestgar Rising Star
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It even uses Walmart brands. A nice touch.

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Well great. Now I'm started.

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VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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LOL!!!!!

We need pictures if you do this!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: <snort> I knew I came to the right place--when we were talking about what we could go as last night, I immediately said I'd pose it to The Sillies :P

Phab ideas! I actually thought of going as a hooker, and loved the chef/matre'd idea. If we do the "trashy relatives" maybe Matt could be the lazy kid still living in our basement that never gets out of his bathrobe. :D

And who else would pay money to see Shroomie dressed up as a street walker?? :o:lol::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
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My gawd!! Put some whiskers on this and it's a Twinkie Tyler :lol:

We need pictures if you do this!

Without a doubt! B)

mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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My husband and I went to a custome party as Ellie May Clampett and Larry the Cable Guy. blonde wig braided with bows, jean capris with rope belt. plaid shirt with sleeves taken off, jeans, and fake rolex watch, and baseball hat.

Trouble is my Ellie may impression was so good people said my husband was Jethro. So when we had a little kiss, it was really frowned upon. Beyond kissin' couzins.

jerseyangel Proficient
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My husband and I went to a custome party as Ellie May Clampett and Larry the Cable Guy. blonde wig braided with bows, jean capris with rope belt. plaid shirt with sleeves taken off, jeans, and fake rolex watch, and baseball hat.

Trouble is my Ellie may impression was so good people said my husband was Jethro. So when we had a little kiss, it was really frowned upon. Beyond kissin' couzins.

:lol: Ellie May--what a cute idea!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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:lol: Ellie May--what a cute idea!

T'would go way over my head :o Who the heck is Ellie May?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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T'would go way over my head :o Who the heck is Ellie May?

Shroom, tis a character from a 60's sitcom--The Beverly Hillbillies. Ellie May was the daughter of the guy who struck oil and moved the family to Beverly Hills.

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Okay, I remember the show but never did watch it. :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Pattei, I had a friend who dressed in sweats she had painted spots all over, did pigtails, painted her nose black with whiskers, and stuck a tail on her butt. She was a dalmation. Looked pretty darn comfy! I also have a guy friend who has long hair and bears a pretty close resemblance to Ron Jeremy, so every year he just wears a hawaiian shirt and an ID tag that says Ron Jeremy. Slacker.

jerseyangel Proficient
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Pattei, I had a friend who dressed in sweats she had painted spots all over, did pigtails, painted her nose black with whiskers, and stuck a tail on her butt. She was a dalmation. Looked pretty darn comfy!

Love that one too! :D

I also have a guy friend who has long hair and bears a pretty close resemblance to Ron Jeremy, so every year he just wears a hawaiian shirt and an ID tag that says Ron Jeremy. Slacker.

B)

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Freak everyone out and go as a loaf of Wonder Bread! :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Freak everyone out and go as a loaf of Wonder Bread! :D

Or encase yourself in plaster and go as a home-baked gluten free loaf :lol: (and let Mark be Wonder Bread).

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Mark can hand out doggie poop bags, and you can put your hands over your ears and yell "go away" every time he opens his mouth.

politician and US citizen

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ahoy Mateys! Tis the tenth Anniversary of Talk Like a Pirate Day! Argh!

A wee pirate tale to regale you:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird s$#&!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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Mark can hand out doggie poop bags, and you can put your hands over your ears and yell "go away" every time he opens his mouth.

politician and US citizen

get it?

Nearly spit coffee on the laptop!

Ellie Mae and I love taking care of little critters. (just wish I had a big daddy bank roll)

elye Community Regular
elye
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"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

:lol: Whoa.....hook in the eye... . . ....kinda makes my bum crinkle.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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get it?

<snoooooooort>

A wee pirate tale to regale you:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

....kinda makes my bum crinkle.....

Haven't heard tell of Em's crinkled bum in a while! :rolleyes:

<_< Dropped me crystal deodorant in the sink this morning and it broke up pretty bad.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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<tumbleweeds.....> :unsure:

Just got this from a friend on Facebook--it's easily the phunniest thing I have ever read. Don't remember the last time I laughed out loud like that--sat here all alone in the house and laughed me phool head off. Phelt good, too B)

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