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VydorScope Proficient

Who is currently queen?


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Lisa Mentor

Who is currently queen?

Hummmm...that darn +count thing is covering the post count. I wish it would go away. :)

Lisa Mentor

Who is currently queen?

PATTI IS QUEEN! All Hail! :D

VydorScope Proficient

PATTI IS QUEEN! All Hail! :D

Phew, I was scared you were gonna say I was! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

Omg!! I never even noticed!

Me phirst proclamation -- more old school type psillie stuff pronto! Been laughing at all the old posts. So phunny!

mushroom Proficient

Patti has been very unqueenly - perhaps Vincent would make a better Queen (whoops, I had just put queeb, sorry, Vincent :lol: ) - which fits you better - take yer pick!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Me phirst proclamation -- more old school type psillie stuff pronto! Been laughing at all the old posts. So phunny!

Anything in particular that you are looking for?


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psawyer Proficient

Perhaps Vincent would make a better Queen!

My tired brain is having trouble picturing Vincent in drag.

VydorScope Proficient

My tired brain is having trouble picturing Vincent in drag.

That's a good thing, IMO! :lol:

elye Community Regular

She isn't but she won't get tested. If she is, it isn't her worst issue.

Hope they let us decorate her room for Xmas! trying to decide if we should go tasteful or gaudy! I don't think she will like gaudy so I better decorate before J gets home from college! He & M believe the more sparkle & shiny, the better.

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville... :lol:

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

:lol:

VydorScope Proficient

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

:lol:

PHEW you never found them then....eerr never mind! :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

Patti has been very unqueenly -

I plead ignorance! Ignorance, I tell ya! :o

Anything in particular that you are looking for?

Nope, just fewer "tumbleweed" days :P

remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville... :lol:

Thems was the days! :rolleyes:

....and I'm Qween again!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

kareng Grand Master

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville... :lol:

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

:lol:

I plead ignorance! Ignorance, I tell ya! :o

Nope, just fewer "tumbleweed" days :P

Thems was the days! :rolleyes:

....and I'm Qween again!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

I guess Queendom depends on how you decide it? :huh:

I would challenge you to a sword fight or send my armies into your castle but, in 2 pages, I'll not be queen anymore (by page count method). :lol:

I just had some warmed cinnamon donut holes and coffee, so I'm feeling munificent right now. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Ok, now I'm just plum confuzzled..... doesn't take much :)

mushroom Proficient

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

:lol:

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet :rolleyes::lol: Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

kareng Grand Master

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet :rolleyes::lol: Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

2 queens and we still haven't been very productive! :D

Lisa seems to be the only one who has done something interesting and potentially psilly lately. Unless Victor/Vincent would decide to dress as a queen & post the pic? :ph34r:

Patti, have you decided on your Halloween costumes?

jerseyangel Proficient

Mmmm... then we could call him Victor/Victoria. Get it?

Can you do emoticons on an iPhone? I pheel nekked wifout em.

Nope, still haven't decided on costumes.....

Lisa Mentor

Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow! :P

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5". :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow! :P

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5". :rolleyes:

Did you enjoy "5? :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow! :P

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5". :rolleyes:

We were informed by a waiter in Italy (very distinguished, about 80 years old) that "With dinner one should drink a little water, and MUCH wine" as he deposited a huge carafe of red wine (not ordered) on our table We followed his advice but then we had to drive back up the hill. Which was the bigger sin -- hubs who had had more wine, or me who was not authorized to drive the car?? :blink: (I was the navigator, and you do need one of those in Italy -- don't try to drive and navigate both :ph34r: and hubs can't find his way out of a paper sack. ) No taxis and it was too far to walk....

Too, too phunny about the brothel - what was #5??? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet :rolleyes::lol:

Damn right, Shroom B)

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow! :P

Mmmmm :rolleyes: Got pretty darn mellow meselph Saturday night, but I digress..... :unsure::lol:

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5". :rolleyes:

Heh heh--"mounted". :P

When the moon hits yer eye likea bigga pizza pie, thats amore.....

:rolleyes: Er, sumphin :lol:

psawyer Proficient

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS?

Things have slowed down considerably. Here are my notes on the history of the realm:

Monarch .... Crowned .. Reign

-----------------------------

Richard .. 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly .. 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda ... 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ...... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess ..... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah .... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ...... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess ..... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter .... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily .... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki .... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie .... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet .... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica .... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie .. 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda ... 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie .... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H ... 17-Jan-2009 .. 29

Nikki .... 15-Feb-2009 .. 36

Patti .... 23-Mar-2009 .. 42

Rachel ... 04-May-2009 .. 51

Jess ..... 24-Jun-2009 .. 65

Julie A .. 28-Aug-2009 .. 53

Peter .... 20-Oct-2009 .. 92

Janet .... 20-Jan-2009 .. 86

Rachelle . 16-Apr-2010 .. 63

Emily .... 18-Jun-2010 .. 89

Rachelle . 15-Sep-2010 .. 58

Rachelle . 12-Nov-2010 .. 76 (back-to-back terms)

Emily .... 27-Jan-2011 . 133

Karen .... 09-Jun-2011 . 190

Karen .... 16-Dec-2011 . 290 (back-to-back terms)

There are a number of pholks how are no longer regulars.

mushroom Proficient

Do we need a recruitment drive? Shanghai any glimpses of humour from the regular pages???

jerseyangel Proficient

How's about Nik gets back here, or are we all supposed to just pinch and punch ourselves? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

Just sayin.....and also, PeOte's list brings to light the phact that even though I've been on the thread since the beginning I've only been Kween once! :angry:

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