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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast

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. . . and whoever called me persnickity . . . watch it, missy or you'll be cleaning the royal toilets.


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VydorScope Proficient

So the new Queen is decided by who ever posts on a page that ends on 00?

elye Community Regular

Anybody hear about the Queen's new post tax? Based on the number of posts per day? Seems the Queen needs to fill hur coffins, eer, coffers or something...

Uh, oh.. . . ..... . .a quiet new tax suddenly being introduced.....and this ain't a democracy, neither.... :unsure: We may need to set up our own Occupy Psillyville camp....tents, heaters, signs and placards.....

:rolleyes:

Double damn!!! Tea martoonies, and still the Giants lost. Ah, but they are the comeback kids!!!! :ph34r:

I am a big Blue Jays fan, and have always rooted for them against the Cards -- so I'm gunning for the Giants, too.....

So the new Queen is decided by who ever posts on a page that ends on 00?

Yessir! Lookit us whippin' through these pages....

VydorScope Proficient

But this is page 3322 so.. 88 more pages to go? I'll probably forget this conversation by then! Twice! :blink::lol:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Thank goodness for that. I was getting too nervous to post. The prospect of being queen and that much responsibility - skeery

Darn210 Enthusiast

But this is page 3322 so.. 88 more pages to go? I'll probably forget this conversation by then! Twice! :blink::lol:

Your Left Brain score of zero is showing . . . :lol: . . . 78 more pages to go and if you want to get persnickety about it, 77 pages since we just flipped a page.

:lol: :lol: . . . Did you do that on purpose? Just to see if anyone would notice? . . . :lol: :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

:lol: :lol: . . . Did you do that on purpose? Just to see if anyone would notice? . . . :lol: :lol:

ha! Nope... I actually do not know how many posts per page so could not have known. :P


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kareng Grand Master

Looks

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Like

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15

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posts

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per

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page

kareng Grand Master

Of course if we did this....

kareng Grand Master

on any other thread....

kareng Grand Master

we would be shackled and forced to eat Dominos "gluten-free" pizza.

kareng Grand Master

Whew! :wacko:

kareng Grand Master

That was

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Exhausting!

kareng Grand Master

Needed 1 more to

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Get to a new page!

curlyfries Contributor

ha! Nope... I actually do not know how many posts per page so could not have known. :P

Whaa....? :huh: You and Jya-nut were talking about pages.....not posts. Better start working out that left brain. Don't leave home without it!:lol:

( Hint: Check your MathS)

curlyfries Contributor

.....and did somebody mention SNAUGH?!?!!!!!??

Bite yer tongue!

VydorScope Proficient

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

curlyfries Contributor

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

....or just didn't want to show off in front of our mathematically challenged psillies ;)

It has been well-documented that MathS is not discussed around these parts :rolleyes:

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