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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:lol:

Me thinks it is also equilateral :P , and apart from "the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other two sides," that is all the geometry I have retained (or perhaps ever knew?? :rolleyes::ph34r:

Isn't that a Scarecrow quote?

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Isn't that a Scarecrow quote?

I dunno, but it sure scared the bejeezes out of me. I learned from it though. The first bookkeeping class I went to I walked out of, never to return :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

:lol:

Me thinks it is also equilateral :P , and apart from "the square on the hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other two sides," that is all the geometry I have retained (or perhaps ever knew?? :rolleyes::ph34r:

OMG. . .. . ... . . . ..STOP THE MATHS!! I feel sick..... . ..

Please, please, let's talk about...... . ..split infinitives....phrasal verbs......my favortite -- dangling participles... . .!!

:rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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As in "Flying across the Pacific, flying fish appeared and disappeared"??? :blink:

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

Lets all help Shadow with the paper.

I'll start:

It was a dark and stormy night......

Wait, maybe we need to know the subject? Nah!

elye Community Regular
elye
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.. I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

Um..... ... so, that would be, like, 40%. . .. . .... Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Stop, stop!!

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VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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I'm a master procrastonator... I've got a paper due tommorow and i have 2/5ths of it done.... -sigh-

I have a critcal book review to turn in due in a couple days.. considering reading the book... at somepoint... maybe soon? ;)

tom Contributor
tom
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Maybe the critical review starts w/ calling the book unengaging.

"Pfff .. . Pull an axe on me, eh?"

Lotta lol . .. :D ..reciprocation welcomed, in a sense an integral part of an infinite series of posts. (whose sum remains finite, natch)

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Its a paper on a very broad subject. I know what i'm going to do, but without sufficiant... motivation... it just doesn't come to me.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Maybe the critical review starts w/ calling the book unengaging.

It is a scholarly work, so by definition it is un-engaging.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Um..... ... so, that would be, like, 40%. . .. . .... Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Stop, stop!!

:lol: Look who's been sandbagging.

Lotta lol . .. :D ..reciprocation welcomed, in a sense an integral part of an infinite series of posts. (whose sum remains finite, natch)

Hmmm . . . seems we are repeating a fraction of an earlier conversation. <snicker>

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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almost at 18 pages to go... just FYI

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

almost at 18 pages to go... just FYI

Book? or thread?

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

Still at the begining of page three... -sigh- stupid writers block.....

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Book? or thread?

Thread.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I'm reading a book called "The Thread".

Funny . . . it's not about us, at all!!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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so lets see... i was up till 4 am... alarm went off at 6am.... I'm still not done.

Bahumbug....

elye Community Regular
elye
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I have a critcal book review to turn in due in a couple days.. considering reading the book... at somepoint... maybe soon? ;)

Its a paper on a very broad subject. I know what i'm going to do, but without sufficiant... motivation... it just doesn't come to me.

This is strangely resonant.. . . . . ....Vynscengt is having great trouble getting into the reading of a scholarly article, and Wolfie is struggling to begin writing one..... .. ... :huh:

I'm reading a book called "The Thread".

I have often thought that this is what The Book should be called.. .. . ....the one that is simply the publication of all 3000+ pages of this thread into a bestseller. I am sorry to hear that the title is taken. We need to think of another one...

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Lol, i got the main body of the paper done, now i have to do the annotated bibliography (ugh) and proof read it.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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I still need read my book. Hmmm got till Tuesday Midnight though... still probably should start it soon.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OK Vienna, it's YOUR fault that I've had this running through my head for two days:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I still need read my book. Hmmm got till Tuesday Midnight though... still probably should start it soon.

eh, just google it. Someone somewhere will have read it and posted a review.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Just a reminder, for those of us in the USA next week its...

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Darn210
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I have often thought that this is what The Book should be called.. .. . ....the one that is simply the publication of all 3000+ pages of this thread into a bestseller. I am sorry to hear that the title is taken. We need to think of another one...

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