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Jestgar Rising Star
YAY! :D Just got a call from her.... .they won the semi-final game in a shootout.... . . ..thank gawd I was not there. . . ..as the goalie's mother it is absolute AGONY to watch a shootout unfold before yer eyes

:o I had no IDEA what a dangerous game this was! Is it blunderbusesses at 20 paces?


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elye Community Regular
:o I had no IDEA what a dangerous game this was! Is it blunderbusesses at 20 paces?

:lol:

Yep.....back to back, twenty paces, turn and shoot. . .. . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast

YaY PsoFee!!!! . . . Hope the next (current?) game goes well!!!!

elye Community Regular

Holy crap, I was absolutely NOT meant to be at that tournament. . . . .the final game also ended in a shootout, and the Wildcats ended up losing it (i.e., Sophie let a goal in, the other goalie did not......SO thankful I was not there to see Sophie's phace after that heartbreaker). So, silver medal!! :):)

Must get a pic of her in full goalie gear. . .. ..she looks like a complete stranger, some big creature I've never seen before. . ... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Go Sophie!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

Susie- I'm so sorry that your neck is out- OUCH! Hope you feel better soon. LOVE yer avatar :wub: :wub: :wub:

They TOTALLY snowed me!!

I was expecting cupcakes and coffee every morning, foot massages, someone to clean the catbox.

Harumph!!

Ba ha ha -YEAH RIGHT!

Okay, forget about the croutons for a moment. They're cooling in the kitchen.

I am so disappointed. The phantastic phullest moon of the year is tonight, the sun set forty minutes ago, and it is OVERCAST!. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Phooey.

Same here- I wanna seeeeeeeee itttttttt!

They turned out pretty well, but the garlic isn't as strong as we had hoped for. We think we know how to fix that next time. The true proof will be in the salad at dinner in a little while.

Sadly, I am not getting mooned, but Emily is. :D

Pieter- Yer croutons look yummers!!!!! I usually make them out of leftover bread. Remarkably easy and nothing like homemade croutons (weneedayumemoticon).

I've got that nasty cold that's been going around and lasting for like 2 weeks......it started 5 days ago. Me nose is trying to run away it's so red. Boogers! But I think me new drug is working (Lyme) I feel good things happening and bad things dying :D

Took Angus to the beach yesterday to run around with Kurt's friend's two Bernese Mtn Dogs. I was in heaven. Oh yeah, Angus liked it too :lol: :lol: And went out to dinner last night at PF Changs's (took my dad for his New Year's Chinese food a week too late) Got to see the goonies though :wub::D They warm me heart everytime.

psawyer Proficient

Good evening! :)

I have psome psilly thoughts for Psunday evening.

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? :huh:

Why do people talk about their "PIN number" for the "ATM machine"? Don't they know what the initials stand for? And, "tuna fish," come on people. :huh:

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? :o

And who is the psilliest of the psillies? Why, Emily. She is the top contributor to this thread, with over 3,300 posts. Over 80% of her total posts on the board are here. Em, you need to get out more often.

And, I wondered, where are the psillies, anyway.

The one farthest North is Nikki, with Jess in second place.

The one farthest East is also Nikki, with Bev in second place.

The one farthest South is Momma Goose. Sarah is next, but she hasn't been around much, so give an honoUrary second to Susie.

The one farthest West is Jess, with Tom in second place.

Nikki won twice. Hmmm.

And, yes, indeed, Jess is farther north than either Emily or me. She is about four degrees of latitude north of Markham, and two degrees north of Ottawa.

Okay, I need to get a life. :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
And who is the psilliest of the psillies? Why, Emily. She is the top contributor to this thread, with over 3,300 posts. Over 80% of her total posts on the board are here..

Okay, I need to get a life. :blink:

Apparently, so does Emily . . . :lol:

We don't call him the oracle for nuttin' pholks!!! . . . :lol:

. . . and boo, hiss . . . I got no mentions at all!!!! . . . The psillie in the psenter???


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psawyer Proficient
The psillie in the psenter???
Probably, but you're so close to curly Lisa that it would be hard to tell. Nikki being in the picture pulls the averages way off.
jerseyangel Proficient

PeOter's phunny and phacinating psyllie phacts :D

elye Community Regular
And who is the psilliest of the psillies? Why, Emily. She is the top contributor to this thread, with over 3,300 posts. Over 80% of her total posts on the board are here. Em, you need to get out more often.

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG........ . .

What an.....um, honour, I guess.......I dunno whether to feel proud ...or.....embarrassed or... . . . ..like a loser of some sort..... .. . . <_<

POeter, did you go back to my very first post in Sillyville on page 117 er sumfin', and start counting? How on earth do you know that I've posted 3,300 times in here??

Ahhhhh....this is one of those confidential, need-to-know, privileged statistics revealed only to those in the Inner Sphincter Sanctum of the Secret Phorum......

:rolleyes:

It is difficult to stay pserious in other threads.. . . . . . ....things often just strike me as so phunneee, hence I tend to scoot away before I get warned, or embarrass myself....

I think there's something wrong with me. . . . . . . . :huh::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
. . . and boo, hiss . . . I got no mentions at all!!!! . . . The psillie in the psenter???

Probably, but you're so close to curly Lisa that it would be hard to tell. Nikki being in the picture pulls the averages way off.

I'm willing to share! :P We are at the crossroads of America.....that oughta count for sumphin.

Why are the blue google smurfs advertising a 100% free KFC meal?.......Who's been cheating and eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken? <_< .......and why is their website www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com...I'm askeert to look

Today was swing dance club! :D Something happened that I have never seen.........we had more men than women!! :o I am pooped! :rolleyes: ........So many men.....so little time.......

That's OK Em.........ummmm.....I got a little sillly on a thread talking about poop.........couldn't help meself...........nobody laughed :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
How on earth do you know that I've posted 3,300 times in here??
I went back to the start of the thread, and read forward, while making marks on a sheet of paper as to who was posting. I used a lot of paper, and it took a looooong time. Not!

In the index, where you can see the thread name, the number of views, and the number of replies, click on the number of replies. A window will open showing the post counts by member for that topic in descending order.

OMG! You can do this for any thread, and it can be revealing for a thread with a very large number of posts. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
I went back to the start of the thread, and read forward, while making marks on a sheet of paper as to who was posting.

<snort>

Jestgar Rising Star

How cool is that!

curlyfries Contributor

Did you notice how many were scared away after only one post????? :o

psawyer Proficient
Did you notice how many were scared away after only one post????? :o

There are 24 members who made only one post in this thread. That number includes Scott (admin). Even he seems to have been kept away. :blink::unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
There are 24 members how made only one post in this thread. That number includes Scott (admin). Even he seems to have been kept away. :blink::unsure:

I see a phorum member reading.....

WE DIDN'T SCARE THEM AWAY ON PURPOSE.......HONEST!!! :(

tom Contributor
OMG! You can do this for any thread, and it can be revealing for a thread with a very large number of posts. ;)

Whoa! Cool coffee beans indeed! :blink:

Welllllllll .. .. .I'm off tomorrow to Phx for 3 more days of mostly waiting in a variety of Large waiting rooms at Mayo.

Preceded by tomorrow's day on the throne, once the colonoscopy prep kicks in. (And no . ..I don't need to read more stories on that ;) )

Tues is my very 1st endoscopy/colonoscopy, presumably done sequentially, Wed is a couple MRIs & maybe something else(?), and Thurs is an Immunologist/(ugh)Allergist appt then the follow-up w/ the GI.

[Omg, my Dr's high ... .

but spelled Heigh

]

Has anyone made, or seen an av made from endoscopy/colonoscopy pix? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Good luck, Pataughmn :)

I actually have a couple pics from me endo a couple months ago. I should scan and use as me av. They're kinda gross, though :P

curlyfries Contributor
Has anyone made, or seen an av made from endoscopy/colonoscopy pix? :lol:

My first thought was.......eeeewwww.......but it could be rather ........interesting :P

OMG.......Ptaughmn will be violated to the extreme! :lol: Good luck!

Wait......tomorrow you are doing the prep and then traveling to Phoenix? You are a brave soul! :wacko:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Has anyone made, or seen an av made from endoscopy/colonoscopy pix? :lol:

:lol: :lol: no, but I have a feeling we will soon, despite my STRICT instructions on this forum to NOT change yer av :P

OMG - Peter's phact-checking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I am behind sillies but must get to bed, Golden Globes coming on in minutes, and I am rooting for my Indian movie..........

night-night!!!!!

oh- New Sudden New Year's Resolution: No More Candy :ph34r: Pseriously, I'm going mental, and you cannot believe the amount of sweets/chocolate I've been eating lately. NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

must catch up tomorrow - -

xx

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG!!!!!!!!!

:o

:unsure:

:blink:

this here is my 5,000th post

:lol: :lol: :wacko::lol: :lol:

bet my remote control won't work AT ALL tonight :lol:

but I'm skird, kinda skird :unsure:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

With that post count we should all be skeert! :o

jerseyangel Proficient

OMGawd Soozle--take cover immediately!! :o 5000 is a huge number!!

The Golden Globes are just wrapping up here--I only caught the last hour....had to watch Desparate Housewives :P

tom Contributor
Wait......tomorrow you are doing the prep and then traveling to Phoenix? You are a brave soul! :wacko:

Hehe travel THEN prep ;)

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