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elye Community Regular

....Yes.....how DID Pahdeigh know about 7 o'clock cookies at the Sawyers?? :huh::unsure:

Nikerler! As you are the new Monarch, your minions (i.e., feline subjects) are out on the hunt, lightning-swift with their bugles and hounds, rounding up the kill for your Royal Evensong Feast. Blood-soaked and weary, they have returned to you with the game left strewn across the royal acreage - - a poor wee pigeon in yer garden. :lol:

You just passed 3,000 posts, Yer Highnus!! Hence, phlooding. .. . . ...


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psawyer Proficient

Maybe Patti saw a post about cookies somewhere else. There is more to this board than just the silly thread. :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
Maybe Patti saw a post about cookies somewhere else. There is more to this board than just the silly thread. :blink:

<_< Thanks a lot PeOter......I was havin' phun being a mind-reader......

Darn210 Enthusiast
Nikerler! As you are the new Monarch, your minions (i.e., feline subjects) are out on the hunt, lightning-swift with their bugles and hounds, . . .

The cats have hounds???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Maybe Patti saw a post about cookies somewhere else. There is more to this board than just the silly thread. :blink:

Yes . . . but there are still quite a few of us that are not allowed in the "moderators only" section . . . that is what you were talking about, right??? :lol:

elye Community Regular
Maybe Patti saw a post about cookies somewhere else. There is more to this board than just the silly thread. :blink:

What? You guys talk about havin' cookies and other silly stuff on other threads besides THIS ONE? :huh::o

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Poor Kween Niknik.....yer Royal Heinous! In desperate knead of a cocktail! Kitteh Hounds are bringing you presents (I had one that used to bring me mouseheads....left them in the bedroom doorway :lol: ), your Royal Advisors phorgot to warn you of the impending phlood......indeed you are in need of a massive cocktail!!! :lol::lol::o


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flourgirl Apprentice

I generally check out the other postings.....but no one ever offers Kookies, or Happy Hour, or gatherings for meals :( . I'd be MORE than happy to do Kleen-up detail...I have to do it here anyway! :P

psawyer Proficient

So thinking about Michell and the Quest got me to phiguring out how my new scanner can digitize my photographs from the pre-digital days so I could upload some pictures from our 1994 road trip to Alaska. I selected 58 from the collection of 375, and made a photo album on Da Book. Enjoy.

Off to bake gluten-free chocolate chip cookies.

jerseyangel Proficient
Off to bake gluten-free chocolate chip cookies.

So, see, I knew this :P

Just sayin' B):lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Pieter....I'm assuming that you had no problems with the Activex to put your pictures on "DA BOOK". I've thought about posting some pics...but new downloads that I'm not familiar with make me a bit nervous cautious. I guess, if you can do it safely I can too. Boy oh boy are you guys in trouble. I've scanned ALL of my pics onto my computer......<:evilheeheeheheheeeeeface:>

elye Community Regular
So thinking about Michell and the Quest got me to phiguring out how my new scanner can digitize my photographs from the pre-digital days so I could upload some pictures from our 1994 road trip to Alaska. I selected 58 from the collection of 375, and made a photo album on Da Book. Enjoy.

Oh, it's SOOOO PHUN scanning old photos into yer hard drive, and then putting them up on Da Book! I love this........Last week I came across my kindergarten class photo, and began to wonder if there could possibly be anyone on earth who would be remotely interested in seeing it.. . . ... ..uh, no. After all, it ain't a road trip to Alaska, which I am off to check out right now, POeter!

Um.....are your gluten-free chocolate chip cookies sugar free, Mr. Fellow Type One Diabetic? ;)

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello me psillies- Just pooping in......Tee-reeesa.....I want an indigo bunting! :wub: :wub:

Just wanted to say ALL HAIL OUR (phinally) BRITISH QUEEN Nicola I :D :D

Now may all the royal appliances work including the furnace, dishwasher and Tele-hubby :P

Michelle in 5th place! Go go go go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em- Glad your dad's OK. He must be the toast of his new place!

Hope evryone else is well including families and pets.

So glad we Peanut made a full recovery!

As fer me, I wish I was in Key West! Or at least planting flowers outside instead of growing bulbs indoors like a crazy bulbous lady :P

Patti- Can I come landscape yer new house (I have no idea how to but I'll make it up as I go along)? I decided if you change your user name it should be to Texas Twister :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti- Can I come landscape yer new house (I have no idea how to but I'll make it up as I go along)? I decided if you change your user name it should be to Texas Twister :lol:

OMG Bevvie--I'd love that!!! :D

Texas Twister......I kinda like that.....Texas Tornado maybe? :lol:

psawyer Proficient
Um.....are your gluten-free chocolate chip cookies sugar free, Mr. Fellow Type One Diabetic? ;)

Um, the mix has both sugar and brown sugar. Since they are opposite colours, they cancel each other out, don't they? B)

Patti, putting them directly on the Baker's Secret sheet worked fine. Thanks.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, putting them directly on the Baker's Secret sheet worked fine. Thanks.

You're welcome, buddy. Enjoy :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

POETER!!!!! LOved the pics!!!!

I asked hubby to guess 'where in the world' one was...... he thought it was Scotland! (somehow, I think the landscape looks similar :huh: )

BEVEL poop in!!!.......Texas twister :lol:

I am knackered!...off to me bed, dreams of pigeon pie :rolleyes:

.....and remember people, it ain't over 'til the phat laydee sings

flourgirl Apprentice

Bev-really.....let me know when yer planning the Texas Landscaping Oddysee! I'll meet ya there! I LOOOOVEE playing in the dirt!

Pieter...I'm glad to know that 2 colors of sugar cancel each other out!!! Did you know that the broken ones have ZERO calories?

I vote we ALL put our baby/childhood photos in Da Book. Twould be a real HOOT! :P

Texas Tornado.....isn't there a country song about that? I can't phind where I philed that in my head....it's here somewhere. Guess I better grep it! :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Bev-really.....let me know when yer planning the Texas Landscaping Oddysee! I'll meet ya there! I LOOOOVEE playing in the dirt!

Pieter...I'm glad to know that 2 colors of sugar cancel each other out!!! Did you know that the broken ones have ZERO calories?

I vote we ALL put our baby/childhood photos in Da Book. Twould be a real HOOT! :P

Texas Tornado.....isn't there a country song about that? I can't phind where I philed that in my head....it's here somewhere. Guess I better grep it! :lol::lol:

Hee! Texas Tornado was a country song by Tracy Lawrence......

Yes!! Theer-essa you must meet Bevvie at me house!! We should plan a Texas summit fer next year, er sumphun' :D

Of course, I need a house phirst.......

flourgirl Apprentice

Sounds like a plan!! While we're there, I can swing over to Tucson Az to visit my son!! I have a granddaughter that I haven't met...only pictures :( . Would love to do some birding in Texas, too. My BIL and his wife have been.....during migration. Gotta stop spinning my li'l brain around on this....I could really get carried away (haha to the phunny pharm) :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Sounds like a plan!! While we're there, I can swing over to Tucson Az to visit my son!! I have a granddaughter that I haven't met...only pictures :( . Would love to do some birding in Texas, too. My BIL and his wife have been.....during migration. Gotta stop spinning my li'l brain around on this....I could really get carried away (haha to the phunny pharm) :D

This could work out great! Judith's husband is a birder, too! It's all phalling into place.....

curlyfries Contributor
This could work out great! Judith's husband is a birder, too! It's all phalling into place.....

Another birder here!

....and me DS is only a coupla hours away from there. He used to give nature tours when he lived in Pittsburgh........heyyyyyy! <_< .....Patti.........are you following my son?

jerseyangel Proficient
heyyyyyy! <_< .....Patti.........are you following my son?

:lol::lol:

Ok--Lee-sah is in! Birding and phamily reunions wif a sillie summit thrown in--this could work! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
. Would love to do some birding in Texas, too.
This could work out great! Judith's husband is a birder, too! It's all phalling into place.....
Another birder here!

ummm...I'm pretty sure I could tell the difference between a bird and a bat....especially if they were both standing still :D

elye Community Regular

Bev is a Crazy Bulbous Lady! :lol::lol:

I vote we ALL put our baby/childhood photos in Da Book. Twould be a real HOOT! :P

There are NO baby pics of me, anywhere.. . . . quite incredible, really. Everyone I know has at least one or two baby pictures filed away, but there were NONE taken of me.

I was the ugliest, and I mean ugliest, baby around. This I know becauseI have seen 8 mm film of me, taken by my dad all those years ago.....he never zoomed in too close . . .. ..just took a distance shot now and then, or a scene with me sitting amongst and partially hidden by Christmas presents, or sleeping in my crib with the blanket up and around me face. . . ... :lol: I apparently looked very like Bert Llar.

Now THAT'S UGLY.

Therefore, I canna play share-baby-pics-on-Da-Book wif youse all. . . . ....

Pahdeigh! Texas Tornado is just so you! :lol:

Lookit what I've found.......these are must-knows as you head south - - deep points to ponder:

A TASTE OF TEXAS WISDOM

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