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Jestgar Rising Star
All right, so we are on the subject of growing up with our respective moms. ...... . What were your mother's nickname(s) for you? I had one, and it was given to all of us kids at various times:

Poop-nose.

:huh:

:lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

Lots. I don't think anyone in my family actually uses our given names.

Jenner-poo

Sis

Dot

Jean-Jean-Jellybean

Lady Jane

hmm. Have to think on more. Those were (and are) the most common.

My poor sister became "The Dreaded Leafstalker". We still call her "Leaf" or Leafo"


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Jestgar Rising Star

Gads. Got new glasses. Bifocals (OH SHUT UP!)

It's like being on a roller coaster every time I move my head. By the end of the day I'm either gonna have a stiff neck from not moving, or be puking my lunch out from motion sickness.

Darn210 Enthusiast
All right, so we are on the subject of growing up with our respective moms. ...... . What were your mother's nickname(s) for you?

:(

I don't ever recall having a nickname from my mom . . . occassionally, I would get called by my sister's name . . . I guess that'll have to do. . .

Linda

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gads. Got new glasses. Bifocals

*snicker*

(OH SHUT UP!)

*snicker some more*

It's like being on a roller coaster every time I move my head. By the end of the day I'm either gonna have a stiff neck from not moving, or be puking my lunch out from motion sickness.

Hubby says if he turns his head too fast it makes him dizzy . . . B) . . . <--- prescription BIFOCAL shades . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
She did however, when I was in my twenties and had dropped a huge jug of iced tea all over the kitchen floor and could NOT stop laughing about it, say, "Bev- You are such an A$%shole!" The ONLY time I ever heard her swear! Made me laugh even harder!

:lol::lol:

Yes..... . ..! :unsure: We need one o' Ptaoughmghmn's loud, official Summonings. . . . ..

....or maybe a magic word--like "teabag" fer Bevvie :D I'll have to think on this and get wif Julie...... B)

Bifocals (OH SHUT UP!)

<snicker> But pseriously, I remember when Matt phurst got glasses in second grade. We went out to lunch after, he got out of the car and the poor kid promptly fell on his phace :o

Me mom's nickname fer me has always been Trish.......could be worse. Me sister, who's 8 years younger than me used to call me "P" when she was little. At my 6th grade play, in which I was the narrator :P , my parents, grandparents, and lil sis were in the audience. After I led the Pledge of Alliegance, and the auditorium was quiet, me sis yelled out from the audience--"HI P!!!". It was so embarassing then, but charming to think back on now :D

elye Community Regular
Linda

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:huh::(:lol:

I love it....."What's your nickname?"

"Linda". :rolleyes::lol:

The tarantula who may be residing in The Ripper's classroom is named.....wait for it.....

Victoria.

:huh:

:D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
The tarantula who may be residing in The Ripper's classroom is named.....wait for it.....

Victoria.

A fine regal name for beautiful animal (is it an animal?)

My 'nik' name was 'Nikfluff' :rolleyes: (the hair!)


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jerseyangel Proficient

Quiet day.....I've spent most of it taking care of last minute details for the youngin's house closing tomorrow. Just havin a cuppa tea (sans bag--not named Earl) and taking a breather.

<sigh>

Mark phlying home as we speak....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just havin a cuppa tea (sans bag--not named Earl)

<snort>

I've been home wif Smakl the last couple of days. He's got the man boy floo. He's finally turned the corner. Probably be back in school on Friday. :keepingfingerscrossedbecauseIreallyhavegotsomethingstodo>

jerseyangel Proficient

Argh! Poor Smakster.....this has been such a bad year fer the flugh. Glad to hear he's on the mend, though :)

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm writing a grant for the theater group I'm involved with. The granting organization wants you to own a building or something that you can name after this guy. We don't own any structures so I'm proposing that we build a prop that will be in every show. The guy will be listed as a cast member and have an increasingly long bio. :o:P

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm writing a grant for the theater group I'm involved with. The granting organization wants you to own a building or something that you can name after this guy. We don't own any structures so I'm proposing that we build a prop that will be in every show. The guy will be listed as a cast member and have an increasingly long bio. :o:P

mmmmm......too bad Em already gave Sam H. Manhead away. He woulda made a nice prop and his bio would write itselph :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast

tea bagging with Earl - sounds phun :lol:

a tarantula :o named Victoria :unsure: don't want that thing NEAR me and would SOUNDLY reject it

smackl with the floo :(

Paddeigh's moving details and Mark flying home - yay! :)

Love Nik's greenhouse and seed-growing madness :)

am at work *yawn* still fighting with the forest service - never ends <_<

but I think our program is going to be featured on MSNBC on Sunday.......stay tuned....

got nowt else......forgot everything.....brain is a seive....sieve? can't spell :huh:

more later, Sills :)

my little brother and I were called - I came up with this when I was little and have no idea why -

Funch and Crump :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
but I think our program is going to be featured on MSNBC on Sunday.......stay tuned....

Wow--keep us posted!! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

EASIER TO 'DITTO' PATTI :lol:

QUOTE (DingoGirl @ Mar 11 2009, 04:37 PM) post_snapback.gifbut I think our program is going to be featured on MSNBC on Sunday.......stay tuned....Wow--keep us posted!! :D

WILL THIS BE ABOUT YOUR JOB?

HI PEEPS.

elye Community Regular
my little brother and I were called - I came up with this when I was little and have no idea why -

Funch and Crump :blink:

Gah! :lol: Were you Funch, Sooooze?

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi Guys! Reading along and catching up. Hugs for all whether you need it or not.

My mom didn't have many nicknames for us.....but my oldest sister gave some of the sibs names. My mom used Lady Jane when she was mad at us...so we wouldn't hate our own names (although I remember too many times she used our full names when angry anyway). How we all hated hearing Lady Jane!!! There are so many of us that mom would start at the top and work her way down. Because I'm near the bottom she often gave up and said.."Oh! You know who you are!" Still does it....so cute! "Kat-Na-Pat-Bi-Day.....Oh" :D

A lot of those things "Mom Taught Me" sound just like my mom! She had lots more, too.

BI-FOCALS!!!! Welcome to the club! I hated mine (still don't like 'em much). I like to hike...first time out with those I couldn't tell where the ground was. Couldn't walk and look around at the same time. Now I read without my glasses (book almost crushing my nose) because I can't read with my glasses on anymore :lol: .

Hang in there Psuessle! Things'll get better soon!

Forot what else......hope everyone is doing all right....at least upright and breathing.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm writing a grant for the theater group I'm involved with. The granting organization wants you to own a building or something that you can name after this guy. We don't own any structures so I'm proposing that we build a prop that will be in every show. The guy will be listed as a cast member and have an increasingly long bio. :o:P

How about a port-a-pot?? . . . kinda like a prop and a building . . . and I'm bettin' he doesn't already have one named after him.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Helloooooooooooo-oooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Hello????

Where in Burundi Sam Hill is everyone???

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm here....just got back from picking up the weary traveler at the train station--so happy I didn't have to drive all the way out to the airport.

<yawn>

Gotta get to bed! Nite :D

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

Wow, it's incredible.....this past week my house has been SOOOO clean, my prepared dinners SO delicious and admirably presented, my dogs SO content at their added walk, Jack's homework SO much better covered and understood, my classes SO thoroughly prepared and presented. . . . ......

.....Because it has been SOOOO quiet in the Ville. :lol::rolleyes:

But I hate it! No pressure to fit it all into my day. . . ....

Get back here, everybody!!

Mark's back! Now it's the final push, Pahteigh......how exciting!!

Suddenly heading to Toronto next week for a couple of nights. DH has to go on business, so we are gonna tag along. We will see Jersey Boys (anyone seen it?) and hit the CN Tower, and likely the AGO.... . . ..a quick visit to the Island to see my brother, and back we come. I like these quick, crazy trips - - perhaps the next time we come we will plan to meet again for pizza, POeter! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Goin to the theatah tonight :D :D :D :D

What does one wear that's suitable for a day in the lab, followed by a night at Hello, Dolly?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Jess- I dont really have an answer to the dress question- I want to say khakis of some sort but thats about it. Tough call--due report back on what you choose.

Keeping everyone in my thoughts...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Goin to the theatah tonight :D :D :D :D

What does one wear that's suitable for a day in the lab, followed by a night at Hello, Dolly?

Something sexy and slinky . . . you are going out with another woman's husband, afterall . . . then just wear your lab coat over it . . . :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Headed back to the pediatrician today . . . with BOTH kids . . . GAH!!!!!

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